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How to Annoy
by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
Yes, it's been done, but never by ME! This is how to harass, bother, aggravate, and generally make each character from Death Note hate you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010
Like Pinning Butterflies
by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Call 911 or die
by ITILY reviews
A oneshot based on a true story...M for sex and freakiness...Mello uke X Near...AU...Why you shouldn't go clubbing...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Rough Tumbles and Addictive Lies
by NightingaleLost reviews
It was the hungry look in Craig's eyes that alerted Tweek...rated 'M' for language and sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Pretty Hues of Lust and Pain
by Blissful Lissy reviews
Before me, your body was a blank canvas. Perfectly white and smooth, it invited me to paint it with colors of frustration and desire, pretty hues of lust and pain. Mello's POV. Oneshot. M for lemon, rape.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Breaking Of Rules
by Levi's Nice Ass reviews
Mello was sin and sex and the breaking of rules...exactly how Matt liked it. MXM LEMON READ AND REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
by Cherry Champagne reviews
I hate titles. Um. A miserable Stan uses a little tiny Ike to get back at a neglectful Kyle, and things happen because of it. Mature, yo.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
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Near is teaching himself how to drive when he hits someone going by the name, Mello. Faced with charges to sue, Near will do anything to keep that from happening. Including working for the man. What jobs does this guy have in store for him? MxN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Mello, Near
Matt is a prostitute. Mello is the bad cop. When the wild blonde goes hooker hunting, he meets Matt with intention on arresting him. But when he takes it too far like he always does, he realizes there's something much more to Matt than meets the eye.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mello, Matt
"I didn't see him as a bestowment of evil, but a gift. Not just a demon, but an angel as well." Near is possessed, by the most beautiful demon in existence, Mello. But he cannot escape this certain feeling that it was somehow meant to be. Mello x Near!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
To Catch a Lawlipop reviews
Near's anxious, L's a pedophile, Mello's violent, Matt uses the force, and Chris Hansen is a cock-blocker. When Near sets a sexual predator up for a date with Chris Hansen, he never realized he'd open the door up to his own mentor and idol...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - L, Near - Complete
Mello and Hal somehow swap bodies. And fortunately for Mello, he's now got unlimited access to his beautiful obsession, Near. But how far will he go? And why doesn't Near enjoy "Hal's" new attention? Would he rather have someone else? A MelloxNear fic.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sunflowers in South Park reviews
Eric Cartman is horrified when a young Japanese girl, Himawari, joins South Park high. Knowing what has to be done, he springs into action. Though when Japanese forces discover Eric's plot... What could possibly go wrong in the sweet town of South Park?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
The greatest freakout EVER! reviews
Mello gets another lower score than Near. Again! This time, he's got a new way to deal with his problems. But unfortunately, Matt's caught it ALL on camera! Rated T for craziness and Mello in underwear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Mello - Complete
Ahoy My Sweet reviews
Mello is a captain of the sea's most dreaded pirate crew, when someone spots a small boy floating on a piece of drift wood in the middle of the sea, he falls for a pretty face. But when the dreaded sea monster takes his return, a wild adventure ensues.MxN
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,318 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Mello, Near
Everybody Dance Now reviews
Mello, Matt, and Near are at a club when the famous song by CnC Music Factory comes on. Put into a hypnosis they lose control! Damn that song... Songfic: Everybody Dance Now By CnC Music Factory
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Laser Tag reviews
Matt just wants to play a friendly game of laser tag at the amusement park, but Mello just can't seem to grasp the concept, 'friendly game'... Yay silly Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Heart For Butters reviews
Butters is Eric's secret little boyfriend. The only person in the world Eric could ever love. But it must remain a secret. But when Kenny steps forward with his perverse intentions. The secret is out. Fluff, and Kenny's molestation. Simple Oneshot..
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Boy Transformation and Heavy Nosebleeds reviews
When Wendy and her friends realize that Butters was really Marjorine, they set out to create Warren, Wendy in disguise. But when she raids Craig's party, she discovers that boy parties shouldn't be something a girl should attend. M for sexual issues
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Awkward Smiles, Fluffy Mello, and Sweet Dreams reviews
Mello is the greatest detective and the caretaker for Wammy's, it's one of his jobs to dress as a giant fluffy bunny and take pictures with children. But when his first successor Near just wants to snuggle... Adult!Mello x Child!Near-- Easter Fanfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Christmas Cheer reviews
The month of Christmas is finally here for the Whammy boys. These are little short stories, slightly related to the chapters. Rated T for Mello's mouth, Matt's cigarettes... Fluff.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Your average day, Mello plotting after Near, Matt just relaxing, with his annoying new hobby.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A trip to Dora's world reviews
Mello and Matt somehow magically appear in Dora's crazy world. Can they get out? Rated T for Mello's ridiculous mouth and violence towards little girls.
Crossover - Death Note & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Matt - Complete
Oh Sweet Nicotine reviews
Matt retrieves his stolen PSP from an older kid, only to find a pack of cigarettes. Matt's first ciggy. My first fanfic. It's a bit messed up.. sorry.!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Matt - Complete