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Joined 11-08-09, id: 2140308, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
Author has written 7 stories for Mentalist.

Hey, I'm blondieland :)

You may have seen me on Youtube (or not), here is my page: http://www.youtube.com/user/blondieland

I mostly do Lost and The Mentalist vids, but I'm thinking of making House and Bones videos too. So if you like any of those tv shows, then we have some obsessions in common :D

About me:

I'm from Argentina, so my mother language is Spanish (that's why my English is not so good, but I try ;))

As I've said earlier, I'm in love with some tv shows: House, The Mentalist, Lost and Bones.

My favourites pairings are (not specific order):

- House/Cuddy (HOUSE)

- Jane/Lisbon (THE MENTALIST)

- Sawyer/Juliet (LOST)

- Booth/Bones (BONES)

I pretty much like all couples, I'm very open-minded, lol :P

I enjoy reading A LOT. I specially admire Jane Austen, Agatha Christie, Julio Cortázar (argentinian, reaaally good) and Jorge Luis Borges (also argentinian, completaly AMAZING).

That's pretty much it. If you want to know anything more, just ask! ;)

Hope you'll enjoy my fanfics (and videos) :)

-blondieland.

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All The News That's Fit To Print by forthecoast reviews
The papers never tell the whole story. Teresa Lisbon learns this the hard way. Pre-series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Teresa L. - Complete
Chasing Ghosts by anthropologist reviews
Happy endings are hard to come by. Lisbon finds herself having to compete with the memory of Jane's wife, long after Red John's death.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Persuasion by hardly loquacious reviews
A single choice can destroy a relationship. What do you do when life throws you back together with the one person you thought you'd never see again? Based loosely on Jane Austen's Persuasion, though the story stands on its own.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,965 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Every Wall I Lean On by forthecoast reviews
Life is about choices. Jane/Lisbon in the aftermath of Blood Money.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hopelessness, Recklessness, Resolution, Relief by hardly loquacious reviews
Most men live in quiet desperation... most women do too.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
An Arbitrarily Chosen Date by eitoph reviews
They'll sit on their bench by the coffee cart and they'll agree: the centre must hold. And it will. They will. Spoilers through 5.22, pilot/hundredth/finale heavy. B&B lovefest
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Good Witches and White Lies by mswyrr reviews
Missing scene from 2x23. What happened after Red John left?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I Hope We Hang on Past the Last Exit by tia8206 reviews
There are two things that bother him when he looks at Rachel: how her eyes are nothing like Juliet's, but her mouth is just the same. Post-S6. Spoilers for "The End."
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sawyer, Juliet - Complete
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Denial by 25SHA reviews
Smut, murder, mayhem, the whole enchilada! Beckett and Castle fighting an undeniable attraction, and failing spectacularly. 24/25 UP
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,514 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kate B., Rick C.
how swiftly we choose it by forthecoast reviews
She never says 'I told you so.' It's always next time. -- Lisbon, Jane, and the progression of a non relationship.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Time Will Tell by DNAisUnique reviews
Post-ep for, 'The Parts in the Sum of the Whole.' Will be 3 or 4 chapters.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
If wishes were fishes by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane and Lisbon have a much-needed discussion about the things they want. Entry for the April Jello-forever challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Comparisons, Illusions and Delusions by hardly loquacious reviews
Who do others compare you to? Who do you compare yourself to? Is any of it right? or are we all just fooling ourselves. Written for the March jello-forever prompt, standing on the outside. Slight J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Teresa L. - Complete
Easy Way Out by NellieRai reviews
Lisbon is sick of leading a lonely life, after Bosco's death she realizes she doesn't want to only be the job. A planned night out leads to her favorite coffee shop and an interesting turn of events. Eventual Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Be Still, My Troubled Heart by yaba reviews
She feels herself gravitating towards him and briefly wonders when this went from being about her intention to comfort a friend, to contemplating letting Patrick Jane of all people take her out. Post 2.12. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Misinterpretation of the Unsaid by danagabrielle reviews
Another one of my speculation induced fics. If you hate spoilers, stay away. My readers say my fics are totally in character. Just so you know : Will be rated M later.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Vie en Rose by Cathartes reviews
Jane tries to manipulate Lisbon into confessing her feelings for him, using a variety of underhanded and overly-complicated techniques.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Ruddy Drops that Warm My Heart by Aquila1 reviews
You wanna talk about it?" - Jane and Lisbon have a little non-conversation. Post-ep to Throwing Fire.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Burden of Proof by danagabrielle reviews
Bones was never one to just believe. She would need proof. And he was going to do just that. If the bumps in the road didn't prevent him from finally crossing that line. spoiler-inspired. But not enough to ruin it for you. Last chapter M-rated!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,724 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Cabin Fever by PengYn reviews
How is it that two people, neither of whom are really good at letting people in, can accept the fact that they have feelings for one another? And how do you get them to give in, when neither of them believe they are worthy of those feelings? DaysofDharma.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sawyer, Juliet - Complete
Small Sacrifices by boutondor reviews
How far would you go for someone you care about?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Missed Opportunity by Muzzy-Olorea reviews
-JL- “I know you have feelings for me. Real feelings that go beyond what we spent last night doing,” he whispered.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Listen to the Music by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane and Lisbon are out alone for a case. There's a shared hotel room, and love songs, and a romantic dinner, and there's dancing, and feelings are revealed... Well... sort of. Sequelish to "If you can't beat 'em," Written for the jello-forever prompt.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Antigone by Cathartes reviews
Between the living and the dead, there can be no competition.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
X Marks the Spot by DNAisUnique reviews
Post-ep for "The X in the File."
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/14/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Making Friends by Tanya Reed reviews
Kate has some thinking to do.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Red Demons by superwoman1015 reviews
Secret Santa gift for tromana at jello forever. DARK! What happens if Jane and Lisbon have one night of comfort and then decide that it was a mistake? heed the rating, it's 'M' for a reason. COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Waited So Long by yaba reviews
He thinks that perhaps the nickname St. Teresa is not that farfetched, considering everything this woman has done for him over the years. Takes place during 2.03. Established Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
To hold but maybe not to keep by hardly loquacious reviews
Post-ep to 2.03, after Lisbon is nearly accused of murder. Prequel of sorts to Mutual Liberation, but you don't have to have read that one. Established Jane/Lisbon, mild angst.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Art of the Kiss by lil smiles reviews
"Your lips touched my lips. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that constitutes as a kiss." Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In Absentia by Ebony10 reviews
Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Seek, And Ye Shall Find by yaba reviews
His wedding ring shines in the moonlight: a symbol of love and devotion that stands between them, reminding them both that reality isn’t as sweet or comforting as the kiss they just shared. Post: HRRH. J/L. Secret Santa Gift for Frogster!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Refurbished Revelations by yaba reviews
Lisbon decides to teach Jane a lesson, but ends up learning something herself in the process. Secret Santa Present for Frogster! Post: Scarlet Letter.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Far Below the Mistletoe by ch19777 reviews
Minelli's Christmas party doesn't exactly go according to plan for Jane and Lisbon, but it is still a night they'll remember for a lifetime. Holiday fluff. Secret Santa gift for NellieTheItalian.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sport Versus Game by DNAisUnique reviews
Post-ep for 'The Gamer in the Grease.'
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Waves by The Last Letter reviews
Lines drawn in sand tend to wash away. B/B
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
What Goes Around by danagabrielle reviews
If rules are meant to be broken, then lines are meant to be crossed, right? For everyone who loved Away Isn't Far Enough. Same author, same desire to stay in character. Read and review, please! WARNING:LAST CHAPT HAS M RATED STUF
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,917 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Ritual by Arwen Lune reviews
These bones you bring me - I give them a face. I say their names out loud. I return them to their loved ones." An early Season 1 encounter between Brennan and Booth.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Everything You Need To Know by bite-or-avoid reviews
She’s shared her body with many men. She’s shared herself with only one. It has been a very recent consideration that the two aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive. B/B *Spoilers through 5x07*
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Run by Muzzy-Olorea reviews
-JL- “I’ve let myself get too close.” He looks at her searchingly and she knows that he finally understands what she’s trying to tell him.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Two Red Roses Across The Moon by SpaceAnJL reviews
The final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,184 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Second Best Isn't So Bad by DNAisUnique reviews
Takes place immediately after 'The Harbingers in the Fountain.'
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Illstarred Trips by bulletproofweeks reviews
The CBI team has an assignment in a remote town in northern California, but they find that the real challenge is getting there. What happens when Jane and Lisbon are forced to share a hotel room? Jisbon, Permanently Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,119 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A Better Fix by Catalina More reviews
It's a late night at the station and Beckett needs some caffeine. She takes a break to get a soda, but returns having tasted something completely different... Caskett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Muse and her Maker by Starbuck0322 reviews
Rick Castle with writer's block heads to Kate Beckett's apartment with a bottle of Dom to find out what really turns Nikki Heat on.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
War and Peace on the Kindergarten Playground by Alias424 reviews
Anger, much like her many well cut suits, was something Cuddy wore strikingly well. HouseCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,545 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
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Reminder reviews
Contrary to popular belief, she can break him too. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Never ending charade reviews
It was only for the charade, all an act. But then why were the feelings so damn real? Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
As if the planets were aligned reviews
Her eyes are like two emeralds, their intensity almost unbearable. Jane/Lisbon. AU.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scream reviews
“Oh Lisbon, I always pictured you a as a screamer, you know. But seriously, that guy? It had to be a fake one.” Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Exception reviews
They’ve been playing this game for about two months now; he’s already lost all his credibility. Jane/Lisbon. Somewhere in season 2, no spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Fragile reviews
He feels he’ll never be able to let her go. Jane/Lisbon. Post 2x08.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Understanding reviews
And she isn’t sure how to act around him without limits. Jane/Lisbon. Post 2x06.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete