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Hello, fellow fanfiction writers!

I don't want to waste people's time, so I'll keep this bio short: my pen-name is WildmanWalker--just call me Wildman (or Walker, doesn't matter). I'm 23 years old, and I joined this site not long after I joined its sister site, Fictionpress, where my pen-name is the same as it is here. In addition to reading and writing fanfiction, I also enjoy playing sports, watching anime and pro wrestling, studying to become a biochemist at a major university in Tennessee, and hanging out with people I love. Some of my favorite TV shows include WWE Raw and Smackdown, many anime series that are too numerous to list here, Pawn Stars, Auction Hunters, Top Shot, and Deadliest Warrior.

Random fact about me: I'm distantly related to the legendary outlaw Jesse James, as well as the queen of the sharpshooters, Annie Oakley.

Although I only relatively recently started writing fanfiction, I'm no stranger to writing in general. I've been writing stories ever since I was 3 years old--nothing very serious, just stuff for mine and my friends' and family's amusement. I hope this site can inspire me to write things that I can be proud of. In addition, I highly recommend that you check out my Fictionpress profile and read some of the awesome stuff I have there. Keep your eyes peeled for something from me!


DEADLIEST HERO: Where all your favorite Marvel and DC characters battle it out in a no-holds-barred fight to the death!

No rules, no safety, no mercy... Superhero vs. Superhero... Marvel vs. DC... only one will be crowned... THE DEADLIEST HERO!!!

WARNING: SPOILERS FOLLOW!

Season 1

Posted Episodes

Episode 1: Gambit vs. Green Arrow (winner: Gambit)

Episode 2: Jonah Hex vs. Ghost Rider (winner: Ghost Rider)

Episode 3: Gorilla Grodd vs. Juggernaut (winner: Gorilla Grodd)

Episode 4: Black Cat vs. Catwoman (winner: Catwoman)

Episode 5: Green Lantern Corps vs. Alpha Flight (winner: Green Lantern Corps)

Episode 6: Emma Frost vs. Wonder Woman (winner: Wonder Woman)

Episode 7: Deathstroke vs. Deadpool (winner: Deadpool)

Episode 8: Spider-Man vs. Nightwing (winner: Spider-Man)

Episode 9: Green Goblin vs. Penguin (winner: Penguin)

Episode 10: HYDRA vs. H.I.V.E. (winner: HYDRA)

Upcoming Episodes

Dr. Doom vs. The Joker

Batman vs. Iron Man

Back For Blood: Heroes' Match

Back For Blood: Villains' Match

Season 2: TBD


TOP 100 WRESTLING QUOTES OF ALL TIME

100) Bobby Heenan commenting on Hulk Hogan’s entrance music:
Bobby: That’s my second favorite song.
Gorilla Monsoon: I’m almost afraid to ask—what’s your favorite?
Bobby: All the rest are tied.

99) “I did not sleep with that young intern. I was UP ALL NIGHT!” – Shawn Michaels

98) “Lilian, stop thinking about the People's Strudel.” – The Rock

97) “He’s going to audition for the Vienna Boys’ Choir!” – Gorilla Monsoon whenever a low blow occurred

96) “They look like two carp going after the same piece of corn.” – Jesse Ventura commenting on Uncle Elmer kissing his wife

95) “Yeah, when hell freezes over and platypuses fly out of my butt!” – Chris Jericho

94) “Where the hell do all these Dudleys come from? Is there a Dudley farm?” – Jim Ross during Spike Dudley's debut

93) “Ladies and gentlemen, the HICK FROM MUDLICK...HILLBILLY JIM!!!” – Bobby Heenan

92) “He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!” – Bobby Heenan on Oliver Humperdinck

91) “J.R., the only exercise you get is jumping to conclusions.” – Jerry Lawler

90) “Dusty Rhodes wouldn’t win a bodybuilding contest for best abs, McMahon. He’d win for MOST abs!”– Jesse Ventura

89) “This guy makes coffee nervous.” – Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior

88) Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan during the 1993 Royal Rumble:
Bobby: “You know, Backlund's been in the ring so long, when he entered the ring, his boots were up to his knees!”
Gorilla: “Will you stop?!”

87) “The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children!” – Gorilla Monsoon

86) “I really like the Dudleys' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.” – Edge

85) “The Rock understands what took place: the night you won King of the Ring, you got down on your knees, folded your little hands, and you said a prayer, and it sounded something like this: 'Oh, dear God, you see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring. But there's one problem. Everybody still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!” – The Rock on Billy Gunn

84) “I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegetable, or mineral.” – Jim Cornette

83) “Bubba's pulling out his wood!” – Jim Ross

82) “Gene Mean, look at our body! Cameraman, zoom!” – The Iron Sheik

81) “Okay, class what is 2 plus 2? Do you know, Booker? 'Oh yeah, I know the answer to that! 2 plus 2? THOMAS JEFFERSON, SUCKA!'” – The Rock on Booker T

80) “If you hung him for being a good singer, you’d be hanging an innocent man!” – Gorilla Monsoon commenting on Nikolai Volkoff’s singing

79) “Ladies & Gentlemen, the man who taught Pee Wee Herman everything he knows, Jim Cornette!” – Stan Lane introducing Jim Cornette

78) “Ladies & Gentlemen, the man who taught William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, 'Sweet' Stan Lane!” – Jim Cornette introducing Stan Lane

77) The Rock interrupting an Edge & Christian promo:
Rock: 'Reeking of awesomeness'...is that your new catchphrase?
Edge: Yeah, that's our new catch...
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THAT'S YOUR NEW CATCHPHRASE!!!

76) “I can read her like a book. But I prefer the Braille edition!” – Jerry Lawler on Sunny

75) “Tore his quad? Big deal! I tore my quad this morning! I'm here! I'm jumpin' around!” – Kurt Angle on Triple H

74) “Hey Jake, I thought you'd be here, so look, I got a surprise for you! Look, Jake, it's your tag team partner Jim Beam!!!” – Jerry Lawler to Jake Roberts

73) “This is the biggest night in the history of our sport!” – Tony Schiavone, during EVERY WCW event

72) “A friend in need is a pest!” – Bobby Heenan

71) "I’m so quick; I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!” – “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

70) Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan on Ric Flair:
Bobby: You know, if you want to be fair to Flair, you've gotta be fair and say that's a heck of a robe. Only a man as fair as Flair would show up at WrestleMania...
Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP?!!

69) “He looks like he was in a gang fight, and he didn't know anybody!” – Joey Styles on Sabu

68) “Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and these 24-inch pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?” – Hulk Hogan

67) “What happened there? My monitor went out.” – Bobby Heenan whenever the heels cheat

66) “If he was in my house, he’d be in a Shake ‘n Bake bag. Do you like your parrots regular or extra crispy?” – Bobby Heenan on Koko B. Ware’s parrot, Frankie

65) “I just got beat by a frickin' twelve-year old!!” – Kurt Angle after losing to Rey Mysterio

64) “I'm your genetic jackhammer!” – Vince McMahon

63) “I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning.” – Sgt. Slaughter after burning Hulk Hogan’s face

62) “I guess you could call that poetry in motion.” – Jesse Ventura after watching the Genius smack a jobber with his poetry plate

61) “What can I say about this move? Nothing, so I won’t...” – Randy Savage on the Beverly Brothers’ finisher

60) “Macho madness lives forever!” – Randy Savage

59) “Oh my God! I killed Juvi!” – Chris Jericho

58) “Missy is really a man. She’s a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other’s back.” – Paul E. Dangerously (Paul Heyman)

57) “You hold your head right there, jabroni; don't move the Rock's electrifying T-shirt! Now, the Rock says this—the Rock said don't move your head.” – The Rock, after placing a T-shirt on Michael Cole's head

56) “X-Pac, 1998 called and they're sick and tired of you!” – Edge

55) “You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jacka*!” – Stone Cold Steve Austin to Vince McMahon

54) “Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.” – Bobby Heenan

53) Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon on Tito Santana:
Bobby: Did you know Tito holds a place in the Guinness Book of World Records?
Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
Bobby: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in half an hour.
Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!!!

52) “You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.” – Bobby Heenan

51) “Do you know Koko B. Ware’s mom’s first name? Tupper!” – Bobby Heenan

50) “He’s as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!” – "Rowdy" Roddy Piper on Ole Anderson

49) “Like all of a sudden, nobody knows The Rock talks trash? The Rock lives, breathes, walks, talks trash all day long! As a matter of fact, Undertaker, The Rock talks trash in his sleep! ... Roody-poo candy ass ... layeth the smacketh down ...” – The Rock

48) “The Barbarian’s shoes are Hair Jordan’s.” – Bobby Heenan

47) “You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!” – Triple H

46) “First of all, Jericho, Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!” – Triple H

45) “I’ll hit you so hard, you’ll starve to death rolling!” – Jimmy Garvin

44) “Stu Hart is so old, he still has a ticket stub from the original David and Goliath match.” – Jerry Lawler

43) “I can’t jump high, so I jump from high places.” – Cactus Jack

42) “Broken necks, splattered patellas, severed arteries...these are the things from which dreams are made of.” – Road Warrior Hawk

41) “The Rock's not even listening to you! The Rock can't even hear himself talk, for Christ's sake!” – The Rock

40) “I could wrestle Hulk Hogan when I’m 50 years old.” – Bob Backlund

39) “You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!” – Gorilla Monsoon

38) “Want a hot dog, McMahon?” – Jesse Ventura

37) “Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain’t got no hair on his chest? The only one who’s got hair on their chest on their team is Cyndi Lauper!” – "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

36) “I told Sting that lump in his throat wasn’t emotion, it was his liver!” – Cactus Jack

35) “Just look at the way he hangs in mid-air!” – Bobby Heenan on a freeze frame of Typhoon

34) “They have oohhhh what a feeling, but we have oohhhh what a rrrrrrrush!” – Road Warrior Hawk

33) “If you take the letter S and stick it in front of the word hitman, you have my exact opinion of Bret Hart!” – Stone Cold Steve Austin

32) “I would rather hurt a man than love a woman.” – Cactus Jack

31) “I’ve hung & I’ve bung...” – Hulk Hogan describing hanging & banging in the same tense

30) “Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!” – Jerry Lawler

29) “Often imitated, but never duplicated!” – "Captain" Lou Albano

28) “Oh, here he comes now, the Mae West of pro-wrestling.” – "Rowdy" Roddy Piper on Ric Flair

27) “This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's. So ladies, why don't you come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays?!” – Val Venis

26) “Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margarine - and talks about what he’s going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you’re going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!” – Roddy Piper

25) Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan on Adrian Adonis:
Gorilla: He’s quite lethargic.
Bobby: And slow.

24) “Tommy Rich: the John-Boy of pro-wrestling.” – "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

23) “Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date! Now THAT is extreme!” – Kurt Angle

22) “I heard she went shopping the other day, went into an antique store, and they kept her!” – Jerry Lawler on Bret Hart's mother, Helen

21) “Does the tongue hanging out help his balance?” – "Rowdy" Roddy Piper on "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan

20) “It was my pork chop. But that’s okay—I ate his dog food.” – Bam Bam Bigelow

19) “What I want from all you fat, ugly, inner-city sweathogs is to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all these ladies what a REAL man is supposed to look like.” – “Ravishing” Rick Rude

18) “Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16...Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your a*!” – Stone Cold Steve Austin

17) “He’s the only man I know of who can hide his own Easter eggs.” – Bobby Heenan on Kerry Von Erich

16) “Later on tonight, I'll be facing the man many people have referred to as 'The Big Red Retard'. Now, not that I have anything against retards. In fact, many of my biggest fans are retards!” – Kurt Angle

15) “Just stick an ice pick in my head...” – Chris Jericho on Stephanie McMahon's voice

14) “What the hell kind of family did I marry into?” – Triple H

13) “When we’re done with you, it’ll look like we set fire to your face and put it out with an axe!” – Road Warrior Animal

12) “He has a lower occipital protuberance!” – Gorilla Monsoon

11) “If the gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I’d climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world.” – Cactus Jack

10) “Rowdy Roddy cut his locks—but don’t worry ladies, he’s still a fox!” – "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

9) “You know, they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.” – Bobby Heenan

8) “Life sucks...and then you die!” – Vince McMahon

7) “That’s where he had the word 'Goodyear' dermabrased off.” – Jim Cornette on Dusty Rhodes’ birthmark

6) “To be the man, you’ve got to beat the man!” – Ric Flair

5) “Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!” – Jesse Ventura

4) “Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?” – "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

3) “It looks like a monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!” – The Rock

2) “Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because it’s the best thing going today! WOOOOO!!!!” – Ric Flair

1) “Just when they think they’ve got the answers, I change the questions!” – “Rowdy” Roddy Piper


RIP to "Deadliest Warrior", the best television show to come along in the past decade. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Deadliest Warrior Predictions Record: 21 correct, 11 incorrect (65.6%). Still pissed that the Ninja, the Green Berets, and the Mongol lost...

IF YOU LOVE "DEADLIEST WARRIOR", COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

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You ask me if I'm Team Edward or Team Jacob? How about "Team Get-a-Freaking-Life"?!


"Twilight: the story of a girl's choice between bestiality and necrophilia." - Facebook quote

"She may be the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life--and I have cable!" - Spider-Man (Ultimate X-Men Blockbuster, Issue #35)

"The frequencies in my head are not known to normals!" - The Ultimate Warrior

"You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!" - Bobby Heenan

"You know in some wrestling circles, when one is considered such a great tactician, he could have a good match with a broom? You, sir, are the BROOM!!!" - YouTube video

"Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees." - Wayne Campbell

"Go into battle determined to die, and you will survive. Go into battle hoping to live, and surely you shall not." - Ancient Japanese proverb

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Deadliest Warrior: Evolution by WritingTheDreams reviews
Continuation in my next Deadliest Warrior fanfiction. Link coming soon. This story's matchups are still canon.
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
In Memory by ywons54 reviews
Wally died. Our favorite red-headed speedster is gone. Well, maybe not gone for good. This story is about the thoughts of his death from those that were close to him. And in my story: WALLY WILL BE RESURRECTED!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Barry A./Flash
Deadliest Warrior, Season X by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
When Warriors from all parts of History come together...The Battles will be epic. No Safety. No Mercy. No Rules. Two Warriors Enter, One Will Leave. This, is the Deadliest Warrior
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011
Pokemon Spotlight by Dalek-Who reviews
Where humor itself discusses the Positives and Negatives of some of the best and worst Pokemon of all time!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
Deadliest Pokemon by Dalek-Who reviews
What would happen if you were to compare two Pokemon Deadliest Warrior style? Find out! Comparing Pokemon, the way Deadliest Warrior compares warriors.
Crossover - Pokémon & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2009
Deadliest Hero reviews
Based off Spike TV's "Deadliest Warrior". Two characters from Marvel or DC Comics are pitted against one another in a fight to the death! When two villains fight, this will be called "Deadliest Villain". New chapter: HYDRA vs. H.I.V.E.!
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,729 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010