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“Dobby didn't mean to kill anyone. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.”
"¿TE HAS VUELTO LOCA? ¿ERES UNA BRUJA O NO?"-HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT? - Ron to Hermione, from Harry Potter
“Approaching fast is a boggart. This ought to be interesting. I kick Tantor into a charge. The boggart begins to twist and take shape as we close with it. The face sends chills down my spine. My fear isn't a Dementor anymore. It's the only one I've ever really feared.
‘You can't stop me, Potter. You're luck won't last.’ The screams of Lord Voldemort rock me to my core as we run him down.
His less than human hands flail at the sides of the rhino, trying to hold on. As it gets closer to Hermione, I hear it say, ‘He doesn't need you anymore. Even if he did, you will fail him when he needs you the most!’
Using my free hand, I punch it in the face and it slides off, getting a taste of the rhino's back leg. We charge onward in a nervous moment of silence.
Hermione clears her throat breaking the tension. ‘So, what happened to your fear of Dementors?’
‘I've gotten the better of them too many times for them to be a threat.’
‘…and that was Voldemort?’
‘How's it feel to trample your worst fear into the ground?’
‘Actually, pretty good. I enjoyed it."
"Say you will not go back!' Dobby squeaked.
'Fine, I won't go back!' Harry hissed. 'I won't go back to Hogwarts.'
The elf was gone and the bubble disappeared.
-A Different Life (I highly recommend that you read this fanfic)
"Like…like afternoon tea?’ Jake suggested, trying to figure out why America didn't have an excuse for a sugary mid-afternoon snack like other countries did.”
"Draco caught his attention by declaring. "I had to battle a troll to get Dudley out of the house."
(1/23/11 @ 7:29 pm) 94.7 Fresh fm (radio): “I’d like to point out that Tayler Swift and Jakey-poo aren't together anymore.”
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." Jack Sparrow
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." Jack Sparrow
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
(Elizabeth sets fire to everything)
This Applies To All The Following 'Things to do' Lists:
16 Things to do in Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Things to do in an elevator:
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
1. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet fish in his fish bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your Nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour.)
20) As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.''
27) After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase Told you so.''
31) Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
32) Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
33) Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
34) If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
35) Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
36) During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the top of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits next to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here you can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen you in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were you thinking?" Angrily move to another seat if you choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of popcorn you can put in the hair of the person in front of you without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind you in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of friends to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where you buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different movies that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks you about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask you to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around you in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my popcorn Sir or Madame?" Say the Sir or Madame part to everyone, even if you know if it's a man or woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits next to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as you can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If you can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call you during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this day would come." Get up to leave and before you exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need you to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the top and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy or an animated film)
409 Things I’m not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to use it
15) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
21) I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldy senses are tingling.
23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
24) Gryffindor’s sword is not an acceptable replacement for a cake knife, even if it’s eaten in the Gryffindor common rooms to celebrate a victory.
25) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
26) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
27) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
28) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
29) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
30) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
31) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
32) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
33) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
34) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
35) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
36) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
37) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
38) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
39) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween.
40) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
41) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
45) Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
46) There is no bring a muggle to school day.
47) I will not say that Harry Potter's godfather has "taken the veil."
48) I am not to spell the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom or the Infirmary.
49) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
50) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera.
51) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life." to Lord Voldemort.
52) I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
53) I will not cover myself in ectoplasm and walk out of a fireplace, saying I took the "Flu Network".
54) I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.
55) I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.
56) There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
57) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
58) -Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
59) I am not allowed to ink my owl's feet, have it walk across a parchment, and sell the result as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.
60) I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.
61) Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster", not "My Liege".
62) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
63) Professor Flitwick has heard all the "swish and flick" jokes before, and is very, very tired of them.
64) I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.
65) I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
66) Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.
67) Singing "Wild Thing, you make my heart sing" whenever you see Professor Lupin is not allowed.
68) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
69) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
70) I will never again use the spell used to enchant bludgers on peas.
71) -Or tomatoes, plums, oranges, any other food item, or any object that is not a Bludger.
72) I must stop referring to the professors by the embarrassing nicknames they acquired in their school days.
73) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
74) -Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
75) Portable Swamps are not funny.
76) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
77) Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy; he does not need to be told... again.
78) Sneaking slugs into Ron's food is not funny. He does not like being reminded of his incident.
79) I am not the Wicked Witch of The West.
80) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
81) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
82) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
83) I am not allowed to take house points from firsties for "being too goddamned short".
84) I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
85) –nor am I allowed to use silencing charms my Prefects.
86) Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.
87) I am not to organize a hunt through the dungeons to find The Phantom of the Opera.
88) I am not allowed to charm the words Ferret Boy onto Draco’s forehead.
89) I will not sell tickets to get into the Chamber of Secrets.
90) -Especially if it is only a one-way ticket.
91) Singing 99 Vials of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention.
92) I shouldn't throw Fanged-Frisbees in the Great Hall.
93) I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born, even if I have access to a time turner.
94) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
95) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending to cast it at people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
96) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
97) - Especially not all of them at once.
98) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.
99) I will not attempt to set up a mobile phone mast on the Astronomy Tower, or satellite and cable dishes.
100) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
101) I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.
102) - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
103) -Especially not with kazoos.
104) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
105) I am not allowed to attempt to stake Professor Snape.
106) Professor Flitwick is not to be referred to as the 'Dungeon Master'.
107) I will not commit crimes and then say I was under the Imperius curse.
108) I will not insult people and then say I was given Veritaserum.
109) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
110) The house elves are not there to do my homework.
111) The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
112) Shouting "Accio Dobby!" is not the proper way to get house-elf assistance
113) Wizard Robes are appropriate school wear. Bathrobes are not.
114) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
115) Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research.
116) Providing Peeves with a case of dungbombs was a socially irresponsible action, and I will not do it again.
117) I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true.
118) I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.
119) "All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts.
120) I will not cast 'Petrificus Totalus' on myself in order to avoid going to classes.
121) I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
122) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
123) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
124) I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.
125) I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore. Even if it would be amusing.
126) -Not even if I want to try to convince others he's going senile
127) I will not ask if Professor Lupin, Professor McGonagall, or Sirius Black have had all his/her shots, such as rabies.
128) I am not to "walk on water" in front of muggles.
129) Draco Malfoy is not a vampire.
130) -Especially not a vampire named 'Spike'.
131) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
132) I cannot charm all dictionaries to have: "Gryffindor" as the definition of "gullible.
133) Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served.
134) Coming up behind Harry while he and Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny.
135) I will not sneak up behind Draco and Harry while they are in their Staring Snarky Yelling Matches and yell, "SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! LET'S SEE SOME SLASH!"
136) -Even if Luna Lovegood does say, "Yes, I thought so too."
137) I may not try to find out if any of the post owls are David Bowie in animagus form
138) I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.
139) I will not poison first years. No matter how much I think they need it.
140) It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.
141) I will not try to explain the laws of physics, not even for the sake of argument.
142) I am not to tell Muggle-born first-years that Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans taste better when one eats a whole handful simultaneously.
143) I am not qualified to perform exorcisms on Hogwarts ghosts, and attempting to do so will merely offend them.
144) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision foretelling her death.
145) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket".
146) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.
147) The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
148) Despite the appearances of the employees and the vaults, Gringotts is not the entrance to the Labyrinth.
149) -While in the company of goblins, I must not demand that I be taken to Jareth.
150) -Nor shall I tell them "You remind me of the babe.
151) Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name or see Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.
152) No matter how creepy and abandoned some of the towers are, I will not find Johnny Depp with scissors for hands in any of them.
153) Repeat: Draco and Harry are not secret lovers. Draco and Harry are not secret lovers.
154) I will not tell Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs that Lucius Malfoy goes around singing "Dance, Dark Lord, Dance".
155) Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.
156) Using ‘Love potion number nine’ on people is illegal. Therefore, I should not make Harry fall in love with Pansy Parkinson; Again.
157) I will not refer to Fred and George as Hikaru and Kaouru
158) Nearly headless Nick does not approve of being called Casper the Friendly Ghost.
159) I will not bring up neopets.com and say it’s an informational website about a
160) I will not attempt to apply muggle science, especially chemistry, to potions.
161) I will not inform the deatheaters as to the existence of missiles, nuclear powers, or the atomic bomb.
162) I will not replace all the centaur’s bows and arrows with machine guns.
163) I will not convince Draco Malfoy that he is being transferred to Pigfarts.
164) I will not hold a poltergeist convention in the great hall, not even if it would make Peeves happy.
165) The bludger is not a bowling ball, and Professor Snape is not a bowling pin. I will not attempt to prove otherwise.
166) I will not sacrifice any first years. No matter whom or how annoying they are, or what the benefits of doing so would be.
167) I will not steal Colin’s camera and hide it in the chamber of secrets.
168) I will not run into the Great Hall screaming “Voldemort’s coming! Voldemort’s coming!” Not even on April Fools day.
169) Seamus Finnegan is not a leprechaun.
170) I will not run into rooms yelling “THERE"S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! RUN!” even as an experiment to see if I get the same reaction as Quirrell did.
171) I will not try to convince anyone that my pet ferret is really Draco Malfoy.
172) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
173) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
174) I will not tye-dye all of the owls.
175) I will not re-enact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall
176) Or anywhere else for that matter.
177) I will not shave Mrs. Norris.
178) I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.
179) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
180) I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
181) I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.
182) I will not kiss Trevor.
183) I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
184) Skiving Snackboxes are not a suitable gift for first-years.
185) I will not mock Dumbledore with exaggerated limb movements.
186) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
187) I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
188) I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
189) I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.
190) I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
191) Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.
192) Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones".
193) I will not refer to the Slytherin dorms as "the Tremere chantry".
194) The Malfoys are not Draka.
195) Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease going after the prefects with a sword.
196) I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.
197) I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.
198) It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
199) Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
200) I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird".
201) I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.
202) I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
203) -Nor am I the Care of Witches Underwear Professor.
204) -I am not a Professor, at all.
205) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
206) -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
207) -It was not an honest mistake.
208) I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.
209) While wand safety is an important issue, I am no longer allowed to distribute any pamphlet, which makes reference to Belinda the Buttless.
210) It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
211) I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present.
212) -Especially if I don't tell her what it is.
213) I am not allowed to eat Chocolate Frogs in Potions class.
214) -Even if I brought enough for everyone.
215) -Emptying a bag full of them onto Professor Snape's desk to prove this last is unacceptable behaviour.
216) Peeves may not countermand any of my professors' or prefects' orders.
217) Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
218) The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
219) I am not possessed by the ghost of Lady MacBeth.
220) -Neither is The Fat Lady.
221) If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "The Sorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
222) Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
223) Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
224) -Neither does he respond favourably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".
225) A wand is for magic only; it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
226) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
227) My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
228) Neville is not my valet.
229) I will not threaten the Fat Lady with Dip.
230) Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
231) I should not tell anyone that Dean Thomas's nickname is John.
232) I will not go to any fundamentalist websites and argue that Voldemort is a direct contradiction of the concept of "intelligent design.
233) I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine.
234) I will not send pictures of magical creatures to the Weekly World News.
235) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
236) There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
237) I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real mother.
238) I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.
239) I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.
240) I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
241) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
242) Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts.
243) "Nessie is actually a cyborg created by the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of Magical Creatures Class.
244) While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
245) I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
246) -Nor can my winter scarf be longer than standard issue.
247) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.
248) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.
249) No part of the school uniform is edible.
250) -Not allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.
251) -Not allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.
252) Not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
253) -Not allowed to use silencing charms my Prefects.
254) Not allowed to prophesy the end of the world more than once.
255) Madame Hooch's name is just that, a name. Will not ask her to share.
256) -Also will not ask her to fly under the influence.
257) Will not try to recreate the Whomping Willow in herbology class.
258) Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.
259) Will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half-hour.
260) Woad and other camoflage/body paints are not needed for DADA.
261) I may not challenge prefects to meet me on the Quidditch field, at dawn.
262) Woad and other camoflage/body paints are not needed for DADA.
263) I may not challenge prefects to meet me on the Quidditch field, at dawn.
264) I will not only wear "Wizard hat, open robe & tie" and call it an authorized uniform.
265) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
266) I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.
268) I will stop asking Professor Lupin exactly what goes on between him and Professor Snape when he brings him the Wolfsbane potion every month.
269) I will stop substituting Professor Lupin's Wolfsbane with Polyjuice Potion containing hairs from Mrs. Norris.
270) I am not to stare at the Great Hall ceiling during dinner in the winter and cry 'My god, it's full of stars!'
271) The research and manufacture of mind-altering substances will not gain me extra credit in Potions.
272) I will not try to convert my housemates to Christianity.
273) -Or Wicca.
274) -This does not mean that my religious rights are being violated.
275) I am not allowed to hit Bludgers at spectators.
278.) -Or the referee.
279.) I will not commit crimes and then say I was under the Imperius curse.
280) I will not insult people and then say I was given Veritaserum.
281) -I will not give people Veritaserum.
282) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.
283) Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
284) -Neither is Professor Snape.
285) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
286) The house elves are not there to do my homework.
287) Neither are the ghosts.
288) I am not a magical creature.
289) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
290) I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.
291) Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
292) Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of gold under his bed.
293) -Or under his robe.
294) I will not cast 'Petrificus Totalus' on myself in order to avoid going to classes.
295) I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.
296) -Including my own.
297. I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.
298. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
299. "All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts.
300. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.
301. I will not cast 'Petrificus Totalus' on myself in order to avoid going to classes.
314. I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.
315. -Including my own.
316. I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.
317. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
318. "All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts.
319. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.
320. I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true.
321. Professor Snape's problem is not that "he needs to get laid".
322. Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
323. -Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
324. Even if I myself to do not believe in it, I will respect that the school observes daylight savings time.
325. Regardless of how much Professor Snape's hair might annoy me, it is inappropriate to sneak into his room at night and shave it off.
326. -Likewise, it is unkind to make the aforementioned hair into a wig and wear it to potions class.
327. -Nobody cares that it makes me feel "pretty".
328. I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
329. Shouting "Accio Dobby!" is not the proper way to get house-elf assistance.
330. "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.
331. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
332. I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.
333. I am not allowed to forget my Omnioculars in either the boys' or the girl's bathroom. Especially not while they are in recording mode.
334. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore. Even if it would be amusing.
335. -Not even if I want to try to convince others he's going senile
336. I will not tell 1st year Hufflepuffs that the Dark Lord eats Hufflepuffs for breakfast. Or any other meal. And then tell them that if they inform anyone of the warning the Dark Lord will choose them next.
337. Please stop telling 1st years about the time the Hogwarts Christmas tree ate a student.
328. I am not to "walk on water" in front of muggles.
339. I will not compel Seamus Finnegan to pursue people asking them for their Lucky Charms.
340. Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.
341. Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, 'Avada Kedavra' does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.
342. The ceiling of the Great Hall would not look better as an Omni IMAX dome.
343. Calling Voldemort "Baldemort" is inappropriate.
344. When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is '42'.
345. I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
346. Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.
347. -So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them.
348. Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
349. Cannot charm all dictionaries to have: "Gryffindor" as the definition of "gullible.
350. Announcing "Remember: Save a broomstick! Ride a wizard!" is not an appropriate way to conclude a Quidditch match.
351. There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".
352. -Even if I do conjure him up.
353. I will not sing the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song when the Weasley family passes by.
354. -Or the "Hee-Haw" theme song.
355. -Or "Eight is Enough".
356. Asking the Weasley twins, "So do you do everything together?" is ill advised.
357. Telling Lucius what he could do with his staff... is not advisable.
358. I will not ask the school to sponsor a break dancing crew.
359. Getting Colin Creevey drunk and steering him toward a sleeping Harry Potter is just a bad idea all around.
360. -Then using his camera to take incriminating photos is not nice.
361. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.
362. I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.
363. I will not poison first years. No matter how much I think they need it.
364. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.
365. I will not tempt Ravenclaws with apples. I will also not say that the Slytherins have tempted other students with apples.
366. Frankenstein is not required reading for DADA classes.
367. -Neither is Dracula.
368. I will not try to explain the laws of physics, not even for the sake of argument.
369. Using the 'Petrificus Totalus' curse on Draco Malfoy and dumping him in the Gryffindor common room as a Christmas present to the House means you should watch your back until June.
370. -Especially if the Weasley twins were staying over break.
371. -If Lee Jordan was there too, you're going to need a bodyguard.
372. I will not claim to be able to see the Thestrals if I cannot.
373. -I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see Thestrals, and that if they can't they "obviously aren't cut out for this school".
374. I will not attempt to repel Dementors by covering myself in chocolate body paint.
375. The Crucible is not summer reading for History of Magic, and I should not tell First Years that it is.
376. I will not play the Darth Vader theme for Professor Snape.
377. - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
388. If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
389. - I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
390. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror.
391. -Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is inappropriate.
392. Crabbe and Goyle should not be referred to as "Bulk and Skull". "Dumb and Dumber" is equally inappropriate.
393. No matter how vast the uses and entertaining the results, I will not indulge in fun with duct tape.
394. -This goes double for superglue.
395. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
396. I am not to call Hogwarts "the most covert anti-Death Eater organization on the planet.
397. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
398. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.
399. I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Lupin's office door.
400. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
401. A ferret is not a proper Christmas gift for Draco Malfoy.
402. -Asking Mad-Eye Moody to turn Malfoy back into a ferret so I could keep him as a pet was not appropriate, either.
403. -Giving Draco a bowl of ferret pellets with his dinner was not an act of kindness, nor was it funny.
404. Dont tell Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs that Lucius Malfoy goes around singing "Dance, Dark Lord, Dance".
405. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.
406. At End-of-the-year-battle against Voldemort, I will not go up to Harry and say "May the Force be with you"
407. In Divinations Class, I'm not allowed to say I predicted that Snape is going kill Neville, no matter how funny Neville's girl screams are.
408. Fortune Cookies to not count as extra credit in Divinations Class
409. -That also counts for tarot cards
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat.".
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
On an erasable Japanese pen: "This is pen who can erase".
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.
On shin pads for cyclists: Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
On a take away coffee cup: Caution: Hot beverages are hot.
Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp: In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.
In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.
On the bottom of a cola bottle: Do not open here.
On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On a muffin packet: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
On a ketchup bottle: Instructions: Put on food.
On a bottle of rum: Open bottle before drinking.
A car park sign: Entrance only. Do not enter.
A sign in a street in Hong Kong: Beware of people.
Rules on a tram in Prague: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.
Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA: Take care: new non-slip surface.
On a bottle of baby lotion: Keep away from children.
In a car handbook: In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Directions for mosquito repellant: Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.
On a birthday card for a one year old: Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.
In a hotel bedroom: Please do not turn on TV except when in use.
In a lift in a Japanese hotel: Push this button in case anything happens?
On a can of Spray paint: Do not spray in your face.
On a TV remote: Not Dishwasher safe.
On a washing machine in a launderette: No small children.
On a bottle of hair dye: Do not use as Ice Cream topping.
On a box of fireworks: Do not put in mouth.
On the packaging for a wrist watch: Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
In a dishwasher manual: Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
On a toaster: Do not use underwater.
On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.
On Costco's website, selling a tablecloth: Save big on Folding Tablecloth
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person who made you cry
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
FRIENDS: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself/himself too.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you
A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
If you believe stereotypes are wrong, help spread the word. One profile at a time!
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace (or facebook), or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Supernatural, who can express herself better with words than with talks, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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Choose 12 Characters:
1. Leroy Jethro Gibbs
2. Tony DiNozzo
3. Ziva David
4. Abby Sciuto
5. Timothy Mcgee
6. Agent Peter Burke
7. Neal Caffrey
9. Harry Potter
10. Severus Snape
11. Sherlock Holmes
12. John Watson
1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?
I’m out with Mozzie when I’m savagely and drunkenly attacked by Tony. Mozzie would probably silently sneak away and call El or Peter.
2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?
Harry Potter got Timothy McGee pregnant. Well, I guess it could be possible with magic. Either way, I guess it’s a good thing that 'don’t ask, don’t tell' was gotten rid of, otherwise, I imagine that it might be very difficult for McGee to explain what was going on. ;)
3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?
Peter Burke and Sherlock Holmes go to a strip club.
4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?
Neal Caffrey and John Watson are making out when Abby Sciuto walks in. I’m pretty sure that Abby would be fine with it and would probably just be happy for them.
5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?
Severus Snape falls in love with Ziva David. Gibbs is jealous. This entire situation is improbable and weird, though not impossible. Gibbs would probably sneak up all silent like and pull a gun on Snape. Then he would threaten Snape, Ziva would get huffy and Gibbs would back off eventually.
6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?
Abby? That would be a dream come true! Of course I would!
7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Peter Burke isn’t afraid of Neal. He’s afraid for Neal.
8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?
Snape is getting ready to marry McGee, when Harry runs in to stop the ceremony. Harry’s reason is because, as was said in question number 2, McGee had a baby with Harry, I can’t imagine Harry not doing the right thing and marrying McGee.
9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.
Ziva David and John Watson? ’The Crazy Israeli’s Visit to 221 B’
10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."
"Gibbs and Harry are in a happy relationship, until Harry runs off with Tony Dinozzo. Gibbs, brokenhearted, has a short relationship with Sherlock Holmes and a brief unhappy affair with Agent Peter Burke, then follows the wise advice of Mozzie and finds true love with Ziva David.”
Unlikely but in a strange way, it all kinda makes sense.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You'll always be my friend. You know too much.
The voices in my head are fighting again.
I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.
I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.
Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...
If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them
Copy this onto your profile things:
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