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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Hello there! here are some random things that make me laugh!

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
·List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

What will happen eventually...(copied from Bri Nara which was then copied from Pendragon-sama)

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up all day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark, my folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, from Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, my name is called,
I press myself against the wall,
I try to hide from his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work,
He slaps, and hits me, and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run to the door,
He’s already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor,
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me...


Love Test

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Help Wanted: Kill the Cookies that are eating the vegies in my garden

This is about abortion. Read it if you have a heart.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile


Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

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If you are so obsessed with Naruto that every time someone says the word "ninja" to you and you think of a hyper blond guy wearing bright orange -the utter opposite of what a "REAL" ninja should be like- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that without the Akatsuki, Naruto is just crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think art is either "a bang" or "eternal" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those cheap romance novels aren't just for women, copy and paste this into your profile.

Acount I share with Kaharri: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2602315/ScreamingTurtles


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), gaaraofthefunk13 (USA)


CLICK IT!! IT LIKES YOU!!!


I don't care what anyone thinks of this strange space cause I'm going to use it to think out metal possibilities of different anime, mostly Naruto, that I've read/watched, mostly Naruto.

1.) I'm starting to wonder if Naruto is secretly the bad guy and if Sasuke is somehow supposed to be the hero of the story... Not very likely...

2.) If Sakura just randomly blew up... I might be upset for a brief moment because it was slowish enough

3.) For so long I had guessed at Itachi not really being dead, but now with the manga is... I just made a sadface...

4.) I wonder what Itachi is currently doing in the Manga...

5.) ...I'll admit it... When Sasuke finally was shown again I stared at the picture for nearly 10 minutes than ran around showing it my family members... I feel ashamed TT^TT

6.) The last one wasn't a thought... Neither is this one... I'm a lair TT^TT

7.) I wonder if Naruto likes cheese...

d.) I like cheese... I wonder if Naruto eats cheese with his ramen...

9.) I wonder why I put 8 as d...

10.) I'm done with this cause I'm just being stupid and ranting again -_-'


5-8-2012

I unfortunately won't be able to update for awhile because the computer that I've been using is my school computer and I have to turn that in...today... So I'm going to continuously bug my dad until he buys me one again -because he sold my old one- and I hope that you will all bear with me. :( I haven't forgotten any of the stories I have up and hopefully by the time I can update again I will have a crap load of ideas and will be able to update a whole bunch more then normal, so, sorry :( I'll do what I can until school starts or I get my own computer.


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Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 126,186 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara, OC
Disappearing Act by Screaming Purple Duck reviews
Two years ago, Tony Stark's 16 year old daughter was kidnapped at the local park. Hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent to find her location. No such luck. Two years have passed and now they've got a lead on the missing girl who had been forced into slavery and sold to a very controlling elderly man. Hawkeye has the lead. Is he going to rescue the girl, or is she done for?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 214,634 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/10/2008
My Kinda Rain by ScreamingTurtles reviews
Two girls are given to the Akatsuki by their evil father. Will new feelings bubble up and will old scars heal? New philosophy: "What will survive of us is love." Weak and strong, they are different, yet the same. They will, they must, stay brave. [ AkatsukixOCs ] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Akatsuki
A Curious Kind of Atonement by katlou303 reviews
Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,224 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Reckless Abandon by BelovedShadow reviews
As a child Itachi Uchiha was forced into sexual relations with his uncle. Now his parents have died, and he and his beloved little brother are made to live with their only living relative, is Sasuke doomed to the same fate? MadaItaSasu YAOI IN LATER CHAPS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,376 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] Madara U. - Complete
Walking in the Shadows by Screaming Purple Duck reviews
Katara's family was killed by Itachi. She's been forced to live with Kakashi sicne. Now she and her dog Harp have to get answers and go off to find Itachi... -Don't own Naruto, ok? Good! -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alright, lets go! by Tomatehispipe reviews
At first she didn't like the group she got put in. The annoying pink haired, the obnoxious blonde and her ex-best friend. It's gonna be a diaster, really. Actually, not really.. SasukexOC Canon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U.
Muse by Ellyphant reviews
She promised to be his forever, as long as he spared her sisters life. Now she is the inspiration for his art, she is what he fights for. She is his muse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Bound By Chains by ScreamingTurtles reviews
I am tortured forever, just for loving a demon. I really am a fool. A MattxOC oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Matt - Complete
Itachi Love story I by Miss.Uchiha101 reviews
love story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
100 Ways To Piss Off The Akatsuki by NaruFreak91 reviews
I did NOT make this someone else did i thought it was funny and wanted to share. FYI I got permission to post this from the actual person that made this. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
From Your Shoulder by PikamasterADV reviews
Watching your best friend get invovled with a girl is hard. This best friend vents his frustraitons. Advanceshipping, AAMayL AshxMay, SatoHaru, with minor AdvancePikashipping, PikachuMay, PikaHaru. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
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His reviews
No matter how far she runs, he'll find her. No matter what she does, he won't let her go. There's only one thing she can be, and that's his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5 - Sasori, OC - Complete
Spring Rain reviews
Sequel to Winter Rain. They say you don't know what you have until it's gone. Guess it was true this time around. She now knew a few more things for sure, more then she had before. She'd do anything it took, give everything she had, anything she had, to protect the one man she loved above all of the rest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC
Winter Rain reviews
She knew two things: One, she was sick of helping Iruka clean. Two, Sasuke needed to stop glaring at things that weren't going to glare back any time soon. She becomes the Akatsuki's hostage, poor Itachi has to watch the brat while she calls him old fart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,053 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC - Complete
Ohh Advertisements reviews
Sasuke is shocked by what he sees on the television and questions his brother on the matter. Rated M for suggestive theme.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Acidity reviews
Her parents killed when she was young, Kazumi has been mentally scarred for life. With a split personality and being locked up all her childhood, she's a handful for the Immortal Akatsuki. Warning for: Language, Minor Violence, and Mental Disorders. Possible HidaOc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hidan
What You Could Have Done reviews
Itachi stared ahead with a inured expression. He would never reach happiness, he would never feel that familiar warmth of the village. It was going to kill him, he was aware of that, it would eat him alive. Not Yoai...Sorry if that's what you wanted... ..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
What I've Lost reviews
What was once there, is gone now. Memories escaped, what are the two girls to do when their dreams haunt them of a forgotten past? "I love you, but I can't remember you." "Just goes to show you how cruel life can be." / "Stay back!" "Why?" "...Just cuz.."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Don't Fight Me reviews
Dear Haruka, if you wouldn't have lost your memory I could have loved you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Sapphire reviews
There's something strange about the new girl on Gai's team... She sides with Lee but really doesn't seems to distant... Training doesn't seem to be making her any stronger either...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Neji H.
Puppet reviews
She was supposed to be his puppet... Instead she loved him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sasori - Complete