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Author has written 1 story for Homestuck.

Working on getting back into writing, don't mind my dated choice of comic. I'm not really into homestuck anymore I just like the characters.

Everyone Has Something to Hide Character Bios:

Dave Strider


Blonde, red eyes, very tall -- about 6'2"

ridiculously handsome and sculpted (all the girls want him)

less classically handsome but more of a contemporary handsome

wears shades 24/7 and dyes his hair a bit more gold to hide his albinism (and also to seem mysterious)


18, works at chick fil'a part-time

genius level smart

super gay (but secretly)

in love with new kid (John)

high school senior

secretly super cares about his reputation

generally takes the lead with things

hates school, hates his stagnant life

is excited for college

is actually sorta insecure

doesn't like to be naked with the lights on ;)

seems effortlessly cool because he acts like he doesn't care

he loves music, and often carries around a big set of professional headphones

he and his brother are lower middle class

[spoiler: horribly upset at his brother's drug use

John Egbert


black messy hair, piercing blue eyes, classically handsome but undeniably dorky, thick glasses

pretty much only wears cargo shorts and tshirts, but underneath the boring attire is a well toned hot bod


17, jobless because his dad is rich

questioning sexuality, but scared of being gay since his dad is fairly conservative

easily excited, bubbly, extroverted

girls kinda adore him (but also kinda think he's gay)

very inexperienced in most ways

has never done a drug in his life

moved from Seattle to suburban California

high school senior (sucks)

Dirk Strider


Taller than his brother, hair is blonde and gelled, has an affinity for wearing leather pants and jackets all at once (which annoys Dave)

doesn't wear shades because he's not afraid to be himself

ridiculously handsome


24, graduated from highschool but not college

runs an advertising company, heavy smoker

occassionally uses heroin, following the path of his diceased mother

on these nights, dave doesn't come home

is ridiculously gay, but seems to not even notice societies view on gays (until revealed in his past)

ultimately cool and ironic

likes tinkering and swordfighting

when he comes and picks up dave from school, girls are crowded around his car

likes to drive around shirtless in his pickup truck for fun

has fallen into a strand of one night stands

Roxy Lalonde


Hopelessly skinny, tall, blonde, always has her hair sculpted and sprayed into a complicated hair-do

dresses with her clothes hanging off of her

her legs are so thin that her thighs don't touch

eyes and face have the worn look due to drug use and heavy alcoholism but is still beautiful

is short and is always wearing high heels


24, high school drop out, works as a drug dealer and at the California Pizza Kitchen at the mall

supplies Dirk with Heroin, weed, anything else he needs

sees Dirk as her 'gay best friend'

really really likes hanging out at the mall for some reason

drinks on the job

all she really has is Dirk

her sister hates her and it destroys Roxy

constantly tries to seduce Dirk even though he's gay

hates Dave, because Dave is constantly throwing her out of Dirk's appartment

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14878 - Favs: 7,785 - Follows: 7,027 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6030 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Vacation by Twireader81 reviews
New couple, Bella and Edward, spend their summer break from university together in Forks, strengthening their relationship. Bella gets to know the Cullen family and becomes reaquainted with her dad. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 600 - Words: 987,905 - Reviews: 13784 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The stars and the sun by IsabellaDangelo reviews
What would happen if a human from our universe ended up in the Twilight universe? What would she really think? Do? Feel? And what if our universe was the “fictional” one? New Moon continuing through BD, AU, Canon couples, Longest Twilight FF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 104 - Words: 500,356 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
On the Wings of an Angel by mygoldeneyedangel reviews
Sequel to Fearless. AH Bella helped Edward conquer his inner monster. Now that they've graduated from Forks High School, what does the world hold for them? Have they truly conquered all of the monsters?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,169 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fearless by mygoldeneyedangel reviews
After being adopted by Carlisle, Edward moves to Forks. There, he meets Bella and she is determined to fight his hidden monsters. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,828 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4849 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Child of Time by Ariane1126 reviews
Sequel to Little Bella. This story will make a lot more sense if you have read Little Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Everyone Has Something to Hide reviews
High school AU, Dave is secretly a straight-A student, ready to move on and go to college. After getting in trouble too many times, the principal tasks him with mentoring John, the transfer student. Both boys, affected by their insecurities and troubled pasts, find comfort in unexpected people. JohnxDave, DirkxJake, and more to come. Rated M for language & sexy stuff. Slightly OOC.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 3/31/2016 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E.