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Joined 11-09-09, id: 2141881, Profile Updated: 10-11-12
Author has written 21 stories for iCarly.

About Me
Name: James(TheGreater)

Age: 18

Occupation: Student (in college!)

Likes: Humor, the color green, cute laughs, team players, BAMFs

Dislikes: Boring things, working, getting woken up by an alarm

Other stuff: Busier than ever. No joke.


Book of the Moment: Not reading anything worthwhile.

First Impression: Should be reading something worthwhile.


"But at least they've got stars on them." -Mr. Fox

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Kiss with a Fist by aussiemma reviews
She's a walking contradiction. A rush of wild blonde curls and piercing intense blue; who can chew you up and spit you out. She was the bane of my existence, and apparently I was in love with her. How the hell did this happen?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,257 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Where the Sins Lie by whispered love 13 reviews
Freddie and Sam have always enjoyed their summer nights together, creating what one would call a relationship. But when Freddie returns after 4 years away in college, he realizes this summer will not be the same as the others. Seddie Rated M- Lang & sex
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,157 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Tag, You're It by beast916 reviews
They've been playing games ever since they've known each other, but what happens when Freddie inadvertently ups the ante? Will Sam bring the pain...or something he doesn't expect. "iOMG" did not occur. Rated "M" for later chapters.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,350 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iJust Don't Know by Tech-Man reviews
Freddie and Sam have been dating for almost six years and Sam has never told Freddie she loves him. Freddie has now decided that the time has come for her to finally admit her feelings for him in a more verbal way.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,450 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Breakeven by beforeskylines reviews
Freddie searches, Sam disappears and Carly tries to keep them all from falling apart. / Sam & Freddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Three's A Crowd by pigwiz reviews
Another slightly crazed slightly future fic from me, myself and I.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGo To The Hospital by OverkiII reviews
Sam starts the day off with a small stomachache and thinks nothing of it, blaming it on some beef jerky. When the symptoms start getting worse and she feels sick, she has to rely on Carly and Freddie to help her out, especially with her fear of hospitals!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 109 - Words: 323,885 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sam P., Carly S.
Back In Seattle by pigwiz reviews
Everybody makes mistakes. Some are just more massive than others...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,063 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Footie's Not A Kids Game by Rhiabrey Skye reviews
OneShot. People say this was a game for younger kids, but the way they were about to play, it was to a new whole level. It was dangerous and they knew they were getting carried away. Rated T For implied Adult Themes and Swearing/Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
remember me, remember you by pearlbutton328 reviews
She can't breathe. She needs to know if this is what love is supposed to feel like.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Wet Dreams, Oh Beautiful Nightmare by Rhiabrey Skye reviews
At a point in his life, every teenage boy experiences a wet dream. It’s a simple, normal step into one’s life at becoming an adult. There’s nothing weird or embarrassing about it. That is, if it's not about a certain blonde. SEDDIE//ONE SHOT.Sequel NOW UP
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
One Stop Coffee Shop by KingxLeon21 reviews
It was so plain... so simple. Yet... it was everything she wanted... everything she needed.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
All the Stage is Their World by KingxLeon21 reviews
A fateful meeting on a dreary night. They've been apart for three months. Why were they apart? What will happen once they meet? You'll have to read to find out?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Truffles by Laine -Formerly SageRain reviews
The trio eats some Chocolates that Spencer made, but didn't realise what was in them. A Seddie centric story. **Contains unintentional under age Psychedelic drug use and now underage sexual activity** Now Complete.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWouldn't Ask Anna That by Mistress of Craziness reviews
In order to avoid Summer school with Ms. Briggs, a reluctant Sam is forced to become the new advice columnist for the Ridgeway Press. But what starts off as a lame assignment soon becomes interesting when a certain TechWiz starts writing to her. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,667 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
A Lot Can Happen in Two Years by Dizzy Takeout reviews
It's been two years and both Sam and Freddie have changed... a lot: . Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Time Fix by Apparently Awesome reviews
Sam leaves Seattle to find herself, and she's doing well... but something's missing. And it's the only thing that's keeping her from beeing happy. What do you do when all signs point back to something of your past? What if it's someone?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
It Was the Blonde, Unruly Hair by Apparently Awesome reviews
Freddie remembers things leading up to an important moment in his and Sam's life.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGo to Dingo World by Fictions of Legends reviews
As an apology from the Dingo Channel, the iCarly gang has been given a free trip to Chuck Dingo World—the Most Magical Place on Earth. What could happen to them there—romance, adventure, hilarity? The answer is all of the above. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,792 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Meet The Bensons by Power of the Pen12 reviews
A many-chaptered Seddie lovefest, complete with tension, friendship, romance, and, if you squint, a storyline. Sequel to my other fanfiction, iKiss, iMiss". FINISHED!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Mysteries of the Mind by the archduke reviews
Sam's ankle monitoring bracelet does strange things to the chip in Freddie's head. And by extension, strange things to Freddie. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iFollow the List by etain reviews
“I want to go on a trip,” said Carly, and neither Sam nor Freddie could refuse. Carly decided if it was the last thing she was going to do, she was going to fix this. Seddie & Carly.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iGo To Prom by xXACCEBXx reviews
A date of convenience. That was all it was supposed to be. But it only takes one night to make it so much more. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Eight Seconds Left in Overtime by KeyLimePie14 reviews
One-shot. Freddie and Sam have a fight, but this one escalates further than normal bickering. So what happens when Freddie is injured in the football game that night? Will Sam be able to admit her feelings? FreddiexSam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Commitment Issues by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
Freddie’s trying to propose to a girl who has told him "I love you" only five times. Seddie. Canon post-show.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,279 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Firecracker by spinlight reviews
I need serious therapy, I know that but look at my childhood! It’s clear I was going to head down crazy road whether I wanted to or not. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,950 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Stairwells and Steering Wheels by Vix23 reviews
He let out a long, heavy sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. "I just can't figure her out! She's all mixed signals and mysterious smirks. The girl should come with a manual." --- A series of moments between Sam and Freddie during their Junior year.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iSleepwalk by swimfin77 reviews
Dreaming about kissing Freddie was bad enough. To actually wake up doing it.....well, that wasn't all that bad.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Cherries & Punch by Mizufae reviews
Going to prom with Sam is going to be like a punch to the stomach, Freddie thinks. Oh, wait, that is only because she totally just did that. The stomach punch, that is. prom!fic, but not your usual, I dont think. Seddie, of course!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iJoy by ButterflyRae reviews
Her breathing pattern is markedly different and every so often the smallest and most deafening moan inadvertently escapes her open lips . . . The story of the world's stupidest love triangle. Seddie & SamOC, but the C doesn't stand for "character" .
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Won't You Let Me Know by vintage88 reviews
Sam had always convinced herself that what she did with Freddie had just been an experiment for her own amusement. So what happens when she starts to feel something that can only be ignored for so long...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
If I Loved Another by Archilochus reviews
Unable to fall asleep after the kiss, Freddie ponders how things would be different if he were in love with Sam instead of Carly.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
i'M Sick by drano reviews
Freddie gets Sam sick, but that's only the beginning of his troubles as they all try to weather the strains and pains of High School, new boyfriends and girlfriends, true love, and finding the right kind of courage.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,939 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDon't want to be somebody's second choice by kwags74 reviews
Freddie is tired of being rejected by Carly. Sam is tired of not being some guy's number one girl. Will things ever change for these two friends? SEDDIE. Completed!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,737 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Point & Click by Mizufae reviews
What will develop when Freddie has a photography class? Half a school year of shenanigans, and discussions in the darkroom with Sam, of course. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,171 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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The Very Definition reviews
"Ah, that's the beauty of this little thing called change. Only you can decide how to make it worthwhile. Otherwise, we'd all be the same and what's the point in that?" Graduation.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Freddie B. - Complete
Lately reviews
"Nah, that'd be lame. Normal is lame. You'd be missing out on everything interesting. Today is the only today you'll ever get, Freddie. You have to make it count." It's tough to say no when she's so damn enthusiastic about it.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
My Mistake reviews
After a serious argument tears them apart, Freddie embarks on a cross-country journey to find Sam and maybe even learn a few things about himself along the way.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,946 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Time Falls Away reviews
An iOMG aftermath one-shot in which Freddie inadvertently makes things a lot more complicated than they need to be.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Further Than Today reviews
The story of a group friends during their Junior year. They deal with teachers, parents, siblings, jobs, relationships...the typical stuff. And with the future looming ahead, they're just trying to make the most of it before it's all too late.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sam P.
Unromantic reviews
Valentine's Day has arrived. How will Sam deal with what she considers the worse day of the year?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
This is My Life reviews
A collection of one-shots based on our characters' extraordinary lives.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009
Docked reviews
A collection of one-shots consisting of ships that rarely sail. Pairings/couples that are barely/never written.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010
Would You Rather reviews
Sam and Freddie play a little game which leads to a discussion of some uncomfortable truths.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Frothy the Fearibble reviews
Carly and Sam go to the International meat festival. Frothy needs someone to take care of him. Who better to be forced to volunteer than Fredward, our unfortunately named hero. A Freddie/Frothy friendship fic. This summary contains exactly 255 characters.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete
Green Eggs and Ham: A Tragic Story reviews
Sam has a new snack that she wants Freddie to try. Will she be able to convince him? Inspired by Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dinner for Three reviews
"Wait, you said you would help me on a date with Carly.How can I get a date in the first place? She's turned me down every time."If Sam had a collar on her tank top she would have popped it. "Fredgunk, you just leave that to me." Creddie/Seddiefriendship
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
The Seddie Zone reviews
There's Bushwell with 8C and 8D. There's Ridgeway with Principal Franklin's office and the Hallway. And there's the Groovy Smoothie. However, there is another place, not written in the script, but in the hearts and minds of the fans...The Seddie Zone.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Connect the Dots reviews
Somewhere in the back of his mind, Freddie had known all along. It says Hurt/Comfort, but there is no comfort.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Watch It! reviews
Sam and Freddie try to watch TV. At the same time. T for language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Please, Tell Me reviews
Ridgeway's school counselor has the toughest job. Follow Dr. McLandry as she attempts to describe the indescribable.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Overheard reviews
Sam eavesdrops on a conversation between Freddie and Gibby and she hears some...interesting things. One-shot. T for suggestive seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Puckett reviews
Sam asks Freddie to do something. Fluffy one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Because She Wasn't You reviews
There's only one Sam Puckett in the world. Eventual Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
For You reviews
What makes a gift priceless is the reason you give it. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Feminine Wiles reviews
What Sam wants, Sam gets. One shot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
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