Author has written 29 stories for Inuyasha, Buffy X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Supernatural, X-Men: The Movie, Firefly, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
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I've been writing for as long as I can remember and I've wanted to be a writer since I was five maybe six. The first piece of fanfiction I ever wrote was a quirky little story in which the astronauts in Apollo 13 did land on the moon and planted watermelon, I was six, I was precocious child I guess. My main focus in fanfiction is on Supernatural, but as you can see I have Buffy the Vampire Slayer fics and many others. I do plan on continuing "Night Reconnaissance" but probably not until summer when I have more time to focus on more then one piece as my Supernatural Muse dropkicked my Batman muse. I am currently twenty years old and I do attend a community college (mainly because its close and cheap). I work at an animal hospital, have a brother and a sister (living with me as I have two older brothers in Arizona). I enjoy listening to music and reading. I can give out a million recommnedations of good vampire/werewolf/whatever books. My best friend is Nikki and she is basis for most of my original characters. I own two ferrets and a vicious cat and I'm running out random crap about me so any questions? If so PM me. The quotes below come from a variety of people that have come and gone in my life as well as myself, if they offend I apologize.
"man, i hope there's not a swamp around here." Doug, take a wild guess about what happened seconds later
"if you die i will come to your funeral." ride operator guy
"Here hold this..."-me
"This is cashed."- doug
"no its not, there's like two drags left on it."-me
"are you going to smoke the filter too?"-doug... needless to say he took the last drag and handed it back to me.
"so this one time i cleaned the whole house in record time. like in two hours, the whole house top to bottom. and the thing about it is... i was naked the whole time."- doug
"jews don't have sex."-me (mind you its not meant to be offensive and i was slightly tipsy at the time)
"okay so heres the plan. Bert and Gerard together."- Kathleen
"I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES AMANDA!"-Kathleen
"well... that was... um... that was..."- me
"yeah... yeah thats the word."- me
"did she just say ' i can even fuck him in the ass?"-me
"omg! that just made my life! and yes she did!"- tarryn
"we're only taking the peanut ones." me
"teeghman! put your pants back on!" tarryn
"no! take them off more!" me
"yeah i got a sexy body, wanna see my penis?" teegh
"i cant make out with any of you because youre my friends-teegh
hey want to make out?-teegh
teegh i cant make out with you, we're friends.-tarryn
oh, okay, so im going to do this myspace post and its going to be awesome..." teegh
"teeghman lets be best friends, you can come over and we can braid each others hair, and paint our nails, eat ben and jerrys ice cream, watch cheesy romantic comedies, and bitch about our lack of love life- me
yeah we totally have no love lives, what is with that?- teegh"
"... all those novels are about are heaving bosoms and throbbing manhoods- me
heaving bosoms! go on...- teegh"
"well sure it's gross. they're taking off the dogs head but that doesn't mean i cant learn!" - me during an interesting day of work
"dude, you know if we went back in time with like 100 bucks we'd be filthy rich fucking rat bastards!" nikki
"this isn't in my job description." me a majority of time when im asked to do stupid shit
"so i walk out of my house right, and ive got my purse, ive got my Metallipod, ive got the directions, keys are in my hand! i went to the end of the driveway and my car isnt there! so i look around, thinking stupidly that maybe i parked my car down the street, and i look around some more. i go inside, come back outside, its still not there. some fucker took my car! just when i was about to report it stolen it fuckin' shows up in my driveway! i think its like optimis prime or some shit."- me when my car went missing for twenty minutes.
"who wants to live in a yacht! i do!"
"drunk transfer- when you're on the phone with your extremely drunk friend and somehow you end up tipsy just because her drunkenness moves through osmosis through the phoneline to make you drunk as well. its like a STD!"- Nikki
"hell we'll be tired as fuck by the end of the week but we'll make bank!"- kurtis at work explaining out spring break works to the new guy.