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Joined 11-09-09, id: 2141927, Profile Updated: 09-19-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hello, you poor lost soul that has somehow stumbled upon our profile page. I am Tedy and my friend and co-author is Eli.

As you will probably notice, I have deleted a huge portion of the stories on the profile, mailnly the ones with only one review. What remains, are stories written mostly by me (Tedy) as well as Eli's one-shot New Love, and our two collabs The Open Door and Fallen.

I'm keeping my Hellsing stories because of the reviews.

For my Teddy: an apology from the biggest idiot on the planet!

Мило Теди. Аз съм една голяма, кръгла идиотка!!! Моля те да ми простиш! Не съм влизала в сайта ооот... само Бог знае кога а пък да не говорим от кога не съм писала нещо. Чувствам се ужасно защото писането и всичко свързано със сайта (дори и качването) ми липсва, но най-вече се чувствам ОТВРАТИТЕЛНО защото пренебрегвайки писането и сайта все едно пренебрегвах теб, а никога не съм искала това да стане и се извиняавам много. Искрено те моля да ми простиш и да помислиш дали искаш отново да пишеш с твойта ужасна приятелка, която изобщо не го заслужава.

We didn't get our Hogwarts acceptance letter so we went to Forks High.

Edward and Bella...the best

Volturi rock!! :D

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Name 10 Twilight characters in a random order.

1. Alice

2. Bella

3. Emmett

4. Edward

5. Rose

6. Jasper

7. Marcus

8. Zafrina

9. Demetri

10. Heidi

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Rose and Heidi? Ummmm...no.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah. Emmett is hot. Like very hot. His mussels and eyes and hair...and I' gonna stop NOW.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

They would live happily ever after. I wonder if Alice will be so energetic when she's pregnant.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Well no. If people include the Volturi in their stories they usually write about Aro, Caius and Marcus.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple

I really, really, really, really, really, doubt that.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Edward/Zafrina or Edward/Dimitri. Um I choose Edward/Zafrina because I doubt that Edward is gay.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Marcus discovered Emmet and Zafrina in secret relationship he probably wouldn't care. He doesn't care about nothing actually.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Bella and Jasper. OK

"Jasper just can't stay away from Bella. Her happiness is like a magnet to him. Is there something that Edward must be jealous of or not? Are Bella and Jasper more than just friends?" Actually the idea is good. I may write something about that.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

May be there is may be there's not but I'm not gonna read nor write one.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hmm may be "Confessions to a pixie" or something I don't know.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

I'm not sure that Edward would want to seduce Alice because he loves Bella to much. Plus Jazz would kill him

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

May be when the Earth stop moving and the aliens come to visit us somebody will be reading Marcus/Dimitri slash.

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Tough Love: The Return by SpicyPepper-SweetSugar reviews
What happened to Danielle after she got captured? Read and find out in this sequel of Tough Love: A New Start.- Hope you like it. If you havent read the first story do so otherwise it wont make any sense! Rated T just in case. Read and Review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 111,707 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Damon S., OC
Pain by xLETxITxRAINx reviews
*Episode 4x02* Because when I offered my blood, the pleasure was the last thing on my mind. She /needed/ it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Of Guitars and Motorcycles! by PsychoSammii reviews
Rose is kicked our of her mom's house and moves in with Lissa and her boyfriend Christian. All is going well. Until Christian's Russian brother comes to stay. And he's just out of jail for murder? He's a cocky badass who thinks women worship him! VERY OOC
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Syndicate's Vampire by Gray Tasare reviews
Even before the Izanami incident, Yin was already a target and it didn't help that the one in pursuit is someone the Syndicate calls on to exterminate its liabilities. Not only that, he happens to be Havoc's twin and Hei's past rival for Amber.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Hei, Yin
All the Pretty Things: Strangled at Birth by Master of the Boot reviews
Seras Victoria is thrust into the dark heart of the vampire world to serve as the Vampire King's slave. Under his sadistic rule, Seras will have to fight for both her life and her sanity. rated for gore and sex. Not for the squeamish
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,555 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Seras, Alucard
Spade by idioticonion reviews
Set a few years down the road, Robin is now a successful reporter who's stumbled onto the story of a lifetime, one that becomes a dangerous obsession that could threaten her safety. Warning: Contains very dark psychological themes.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Vampire Hunter Nessie and the Twin Shadowed Knight by Master of the Boot reviews
Nessie is hired by the Volturi to take on a very special job. The job is to bring in alive a warrior unlike any she's ever faced before. A warrior who's stronger, faster, smarter and deadlier than her. A warrior who has a very familiar face.
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bitter Echo by Lamia of the Dark reviews
After a particularly brutal punishment, Bellatrix suffers a complete mental breakdown. As he tries to put her broken mind back together, Voldemort discovers that her madness and sadistic tendencies are rooted in abuse. WARNING: RAPE. ABUSE. TORTURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 151 - Words: 43,643 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
This is Our Something And it Burns by Spikey44 reviews
In the aftermath of Rose's death and Damon's most recent transgression Elena comes to Damon in his room. What occurs thereafter is neither sweet nor kind. Boundaries are drawn, promises are made and the true nature of their twisted friendship is revealed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Burn Me to Ashes by naojv reviews
They watch the fire burn with the kind of intensity that is reserved solely for those who want to burn with it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
she's on her way to neverland by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
'A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.' Implied Damon/Caroline. One-sided Stefan/Caroline. Damon-centric.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
The smell of roses by Seren McGowan reviews
Because Damon Salvatore never gets what he wants, anyway.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Damon S., Rose - Complete
Freeway by whiterosenova reviews
Bella is shipped to Forks, taken away from her need for speed in Phoenix. She meets Alice and Edward, and thrown into their world of racing and mystery. What happens when she gets too far into their world and uncovers things she shouldn't know?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,231 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tetragametic Hellraiser: The Final Countdown by Master of the Boot reviews
Jasper has tetragametic chimerism; a condition that causes his body to be both male and female. This new revelation will shake him to his core, but his life will be made much harder by a lovestruck vamire and a murderous Russian spy
Crossover - Metal Gear & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Y. B. Volgin, Jasper
Pretty When You Cry by Barbie97 reviews
Song fic to "Pretty When You Cry" by VAST. The title is pretty self explained. Damon Salvatore is hungry one night and feeds from Caroline Forbes, but not before having just a little bit of fun.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Caroline F., Damon S. - Complete
Mistress Misery: My Life Underground by Your Regular Belle reviews
When Avery DiLaurentis finds herself working for the Volturi, she gives up on leading a normal life. What with Aunt Gianna determined to get her killed, and Aro on the prowl, Marcus's tales of the past seem to be the only things keeping her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Marcus, Aro
Girls Not Grey by Seph Meadowes reviews
Rosemarie Hathaway will die in exactly 28 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes and 2 seconds. Adrian/Rose.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Adrian I., Rose H.] Christian O. - Complete
Deadly Deception by butchizzy1 reviews
An alternate ending for my story NLTL; What would've happened if Aro decided that he would rather kill than risk losing one of his fellow ancients? starts where chapter 5 of NLTL ends
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Aro
Nothing Left to Lose by butchizzy1 reviews
Caius and Athenodora decide it's about time they go on a little vacation away from the Volturi castle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Caius, Athenodora
TwilightБъзик с Волтури by Hinata-the-Great reviews
A little story about how it goes in my way!Are Volturi so bad and is it hard to live as a vampire? Reated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - Bulgarian - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009
You Belong With Me by HeatherT reviews
Edward is Bella's best friend and neighbor. She has been in love with him as long as she can remember. She doesn't know Edward feels the same. Can they withstand the trials of a relationship and life? AH OOC Rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,227 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Never Wanted by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella Swan is the not so proud owner of the most boring life in the world, until she meets her new teacher Mr. Cullen, who turns her life around. Too bad she isn’t allowed to fall in love with him... She's stuck in an impossible situation. All Human BxE T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,199 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White by idioticonion reviews
Barney's not the man he thought he was. An alternative look at the events from Miracles to Rabbit Or Duck.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Barney S. - Complete
Unwanted Dream by CookieIcecreamBrownies reviews
COMPLETE. Bella finds herself back in 1918 Chicago where she meets Edward who is still human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,905 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life by idioticonion reviews
AU from Miracles. What if Ted wasn't Barney's emergency contact when the bus hit him? What if Ted never forgave him?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
No Means No by idioticonion reviews
Barney is accused of raping Robin. This a single, fractured story told in one hundred drabbles going back and forwards in time. Spoilers up to The Goat. Written for the HIMYM DarkFic Livejournal Comm. Warning: Very dark
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The Epitome of Every Crack Fanfiction Ever! by tomoya-542002 reviews
Includes: Mary Sue main characters, babies who go against nature, poorly written sex scenes, plot holes, no character depth, and even a cliche anti-climatic ending! What more could you ask for besides for vampires to be cool again ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Business Affairs by Helena Beaumanoir reviews
Namikawa x Misa.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - R. Namikawa, Misa A.
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Smoke, Salt and Strawberries by Anya2 reviews
The hunt is so ingrained into him that she can taste it. DeanOC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
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Shiny Stuff reviews
It started like a joke, it felt like a joke. But here's a thing about jokes - someone always ends up crying. 'I'm not sure anymore who's a victim and who's a victimizer. And it scares me, cause I used to.' Put your hands into the fire... Joker/OFC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Joker
Fallen reviews
Written with Eli.Sequel to The Open Door.Love strikes again in the Volturi castle.Old enemies seek revenge.Ancient laws are broken in the name of love.Can the invincible Volturi walk out of this situation and how much will they lose in the name of power?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,218 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Aro, Didyme - Complete
New love reviews
This one shot is written for sarlovesoccer who took second place in our review competition. I love you Alice. Your voice, your smile, your energy, the way you talk, the way you laugh…Whant to know what happened when Alice and Jasper first met? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Dancing reviews
Written for RageRomania. They dance toghether while everything burns.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Vladimir, Stefan
The Open Door reviews
Co-written with Eli.Post BD.Jane survived many hardships and she doesn't believe in happily-ever-after.Can her pain be cured by love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Felix, Jane - Complete