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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Hello. I want to be a better writer :)

10/12/2013

So I was reading Naruto again today, and there was this theme present where "the new generation will always surpass the previous". A lot of the fiction I've read completely contradicted that - the new generation was weak as fuck. Even canon contradicts that shit. I mean with characters like Madara Uchiha, or Hashirama Senju, how the fuck is anyone supposed to compete? Even the second Hokage had his amazing sword, and his godly control over water. The fourth Hokage also had space-time jutsu, and then there's the normal cast of Naruto. Also, I completely hate Edo-Tensei. It's such a shitty plot tool and it disgusts me how some authors are using it.

Well that's my rant for today, thanks for reading.

Plot Bunnies

I'm going to list some plot bunnies stuck in my head that won't leave me alone. Feel free to use them as long as you give credit.

  • What would have happened if Orochimaru died as soon as he tried to leave Akatsuki.
  • Kakashi was revered as a genius during his childhood - so he should have known what his sensei's kunai were capable of. Thus, what if he used them before the rock formation/cave collapsed on Obito? On one hand, Obito wouldn't have fallen to Madara. On the other hand, it could cost them the war because the Yondaime had been at the bridge. I'd really like to see how AU this story could get ;)
  • That's all I have for now!

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    Lost Uzumaki by Silver Dragonfly reviews
    Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)
    Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Shanks
    Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
    Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 258,297 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
    A Father's Love by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
    Being a single father with two little girls is hard enough, but when there are monsters trying to kill them everyday, it's even worse. Well, he loves them more than he loves himself, so he would just have to hope for the best and pray to the mothers of his children.
    Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,561 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Naruto U., Annabeth C., Lacy
    Safety in Anonymity by Eternal Payne reviews
    When the Uzumaki triplets are used in the sealing of the Kyuubi and Naruto is forgotten by his parents, he becomes determined to become a ninja his own way. His parents are the best at Fūinjutsu, Ninjutsu and Taijutsu, well he'll just have to be the best with Genjutsu, Iryōjutsu and his trusty Senbon. Naruto modeled after Shizune, of all people.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Naruto U.
    Embers by Vathara reviews
    Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7945 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
    Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
    The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10559 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
    The Songs of the Fox by RahXephon reviews
    Naruto fell into a different world after a battle. Losing both Kyuubi and his chakra, he eventually adapts to village life in a world not too different from his own. But the countries are restless, and the Emperor's legacy begins to fracture. When crisis strikes, Naruto and his new friends must flee as enemies want to capture Naruto's unique abilities. Original world, Naruto/FemOC.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,779 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Naruto U., OC]
    In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
    Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
    Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
    AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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    The Uchiha's Revenge reviews
    After witnessing Konoha's dark hatred, Itachi loses all faith in his village. He doesn't spy on his family for the Hokage, nor does he eliminate them. Now, alongside his fellow Uchiha, he concocts a plan to plunge Konoha into civil war. The first step? To 'capture' Uzumaki Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Naruto U.
    Mistakes reviews
    A simple mistake was all it took to ruin someone's life. Oneshot, AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Dark Embrace reviews
    In the aftermath of the failed Chuunin exams Invasion, the land of sand was left weaker than they were ever before. Someone took advantage of that and massacred anyone with an affiliation to the Suna. Now, there's a power vacuum and the elemental countries are plunged into the next Great Shinobi War.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Naruto U.
    Directions reviews
    Not all ninja are born with a good sense of direction. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Fragile reviews
    AU. In the heat of battle, your brain can sometimes forget things that you'd very much like to remember. In this case, the Yondaime forgot to tell anyone about his plans. Now after the battle, no one notices a certain blonde disappearing from the forest.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U.