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Author has written 15 stories for Alex Rider, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, NCIS, and Harry Potter.

I figured I might as well write on but I seriously dont know if people actually read these...


I like:

1.) Alex Rider (my biggest obsession)

2.) K unit and stories with K unit (these are halarious)

3.) Fanfiction (or I wouldnt be sitting here doing this)

4.) Laughing (what is more fun than laughing)

5.) Sarcasm (I find it halarious)

6.) The computer

7.) The tv show Mr. Ed (ya I know its from along time ago and in black and white but I love it)

8.) Horesback riding

9.) My horse Clarke: pronounced Clark (hes my profile avatar thingy)

10.) Sugar (cookies, cake, brownies, cookies, candy, ect.)

11.) Charity work (ya I know, Im one of thos do gooders)

12.) Falling snow (its so pretty)

13.) Jokes (blond, knock knock, i dont care, even if theyre bad)

14.) Dramatic (stories, tv shows, acting dramatic ect. though I also love happy light stories)

15.) Going on holidays (who doesnt like going on holidays?)

16.) Hogans Heroes (so what? i like old shows... do you have a problem with that?)

17.) NCIS (i figured out you dont have to live in the states to watch it)

Ok if you feel the urge to email me go ahead at my email Just as long as your not a stalker (O.o) or especially creepy. I am not looking for a relationship over the internet thank you and I will not meet random people unless I know you in real life. Which you will have to prove. Im gonna tell you why I picked my email to be krhorsejumper97. First my initials are k.r. (thats all of my name you will probably get), the horsejumper part comes from me riding english style and jumping horses (yes over high fences and yes i love horse my first email was krhorselover97 and yes i love horses if you havent gotten that already) and 97 is my favorite number (IT IS NOT MY BIRTH YEAR I AM NOT 12 THANK YOU and you will probably not get my age out of me)

I love to write poetry and stories. Obviously, thats why I spend a bunch of time on a website for writers no duh.

I am currently single and am not looking for someone though if the right person comes along then Ill go with it. :D

Ok people for Christmas I recieved two Alex Rider books (the gadget one and the one behind the scenes of the movie), a new cool green flash drive, a 25 itunes gift card, tack and stuff for my horse Clarke, a can of silly string (oh the stuff i can do with silly string), poppers (hee hee im gonna scare someone with the loud bangs :p), an Alex Rider game (yes they do have a stormbreaker game and it has K UNIT in it!), and some pj's, and I guess Clarke (my horse for the slower people) can be considered one for the rest of my life :D.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abecromie and Finch told it uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off at the others.

If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (poor rabbit)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile (...)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (who hasnt wanted to slap someone?!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I will RULE the World with the help of EVIL plot bunnies)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (hmmm if they do can i be the one driving?)

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (cow, sock, peach, FIRE, other random words. ect.)

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (stupid stairs)

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (my dad gets mad at me for this all the time)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile (hmmmmm hav i?)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (no dur i havent died yet)

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile (so im you have a PROBLEM with that?!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (who hasnt talked to themselves? everyone raises hand sticks tounge out at everyone)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

Pluto was declared to be no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for some scientist likings. If you still think pluto should be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and join the dark side. (We have cookies (as far as you know.)

If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste.

Favorite characters from random books, tv shows, movies, ect. in no particular order

1. Ducky (NCIS)

2. Wolf (Alex Rider)

3. Abby (NCIS)

4. Tom (Alex Rider)

5. Eagle (Alex Rider)

6. McGee (NCIS)

7. Fox (Alex Rider)

8. Lauren (CHERUB)

9. Snake (Alex Rider)

10. Jacub (Twilight)

11.Gibbs (NCIS)

12. Alex (Alex Rider)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?


2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ummmm no not really.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hmmmm thats a good question... Well James and Alex would probably have a fist fight... IDK James might be mad but only maybe...

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, yes I have. Theres one called Snake by Little Miss Fox.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Heck NO! I dont even want to think about that!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Definetly 5/9.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

Hmmmm Fox walking in on Wolf and Alex having in an awkward situation... What kind of awkward situation? Because if its the one Im thinking of Fox would probably laugh or smirk.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

What happens if Jacub imprints on Abby? A whole lot of trouble thats what. (bad summary I know)

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ummmmm I dont think sooooo.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

YAY I LIKE THIS ONE! I already had to make up a name considering its one of my fics so Understanding Alex (the name of my fic).

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Like on a date?! Ewwwww no Im not even gonna go there!

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?

No I dont think so goes to check nope.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ummmmm, not that I know of.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Well yes, actually, but it had a couple other character but close enough.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

IDK Nessie?

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

IDK, didnt know there were song fics about Lauren.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hmmmmm, maybe a tad of swearing, idk.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?


Ha ha, that was fun.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

Con is the opposite of pro, so Congress the opposite of progress.

Sorry, but I’m in a rush. I’m going to try to kill one of your friends now, bye!

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me

"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

“Who died and made you Wolf?” (Anyone from the AR universe should get this)

My personal motto, ‘If you can’t beat them, join them; if you can’t join them, kill them; if you can’t kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!”

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

There are two kinds of people: those who categorize people and those who dont care. Can you guess which one I am?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problem.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. sizzles

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Normal people make good pets.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

Random Messages on Answering Machines

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

Heaven, God speaking...

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

Pyshcology Finals

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.

To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.

He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.

Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student.

He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper.

He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.

The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.

The professor wrote "100" on the top of that student's test.

The question: What is courage?

The student's answer: This is.

(I love this one! This is totally something I would do!)

Mental Hospital Answering Machine

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”

Keeping A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4 .Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

20 Things To Do When You Drive Through A Drive Thru!

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ordering just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.

7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.

8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard.

9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.

10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off.

11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"

12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.

13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.

15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card.

16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members).

17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.

19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.


2. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

3. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

4. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A Fire Extinguisher or Mace if desired.)

5. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

6. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

7. Hand a stack of under-pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".

8. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

9. Try trousers on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

10. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

1. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

31 Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers

25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

26) Tell people that you can see their aura

27) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

28) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally

29) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment

30) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Then ask for autographs.

31) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on


1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

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Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Wrong Life by StarfireRocks reviews
David Rossi's son was kidnapped when he was four. Almost two years later, Rossi finally gets a lead, only to be lead to the belief that his son was killed. Now, twenty-two years later, it seems that everything they thought was wrong and that his son may be closer than he thought.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,555 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/14/2013 - D. Rossi, S. Reid
The Formation of Planets by 96 Hubbles reviews
A life-changing discovery about two team members comes to light.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,837 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 12/7/2013 - D. Rossi, S. Reid
A Shocking Discovery by wrappedinharry reviews
A near tragedy and a shocking discovery lead two bitter enemies to much soul searching and eventual acceptance of each other. A Snape as Harry's father fic. Some HG. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 399,215 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
In The Dark by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Tony's hiding something—no surprise there. But would it really be so bad if the members of his team found out? Warnings for language and spoilers throughout the series. NEW chapter up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,561 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Tony D.
God commercials by mattsudoku reviews
what would the gods do to get you to listen to them? funny commercials like the ipollo,zues's zit zapper and many more. Reveiw.... will take sugetions... If I get 7 reveiws I will update
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3913 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Anger Strikes Back by HollyBlue2 reviews
Alex annoys Wolf at breakfast in the Mess Hall. Wolf has a short temper and a knife on the table...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
10 Things You Didn't Know by CunningMascara reviews
You think you know them. You don't. A list of things unknown.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008
The Nightmare by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Rapunzel has a nightmare a week or two after arriving at the castle and becoming princess. Eugene's there to comfort her. *Now a two-shot*
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Dreams by 18lzytwner reviews
Eugene finds himself cornered by the King. Can he answer his questions satisfactorily or will dreams be broken? Fluff Rapunzel/Eugene. Oneshot.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Gods got Facebook! by Tash Salvatore reviews
The Gods got Facebook! RUN! lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Cold by aussie-chick-13 reviews
After a particularly stressful training session, A sixteen year old Cub is left freezing and in soaked clothes in the team's hut. The men don't notice he's in trouble. When they do, will it be too late? Chapters 2 and 3 have been removed to be rewritten. Oneshot until further notice.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Assassination by ihearttony reviews
When Tony returns from a two-week vacation behaving strangely, will Gibbs and the team be able to figure out what is wrong before he does something that could destroy not only his career, but his life? Tony/Gibbs father/son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,373 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Breaking Point by Kendra James reviews
Harry has reached his breaking point and takes the ultimate escape. Severus Snape discovers that it can take a revisit with the past to see it clearly . Oneshot; mention of rape, self halm and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Why Is It Always With You? by Jochamon reviews
Kyouya's father tries to get Haruhi and Kyouya together, but that is the LEAST of their problems. M rated for later chapters. "Haruhi…you should know that anything I do to you should always make you uncomfortable."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,574 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Going After Love by DarlingMyLove reviews
Abby is in love with Gibbs, but he doesn't know that just yet and she can't find a way to tell him. Until one night Gibbs invites Abby for a drink and they share one blissful kiss
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S.
Deaths Door 1 by Foreverwolf reviews
Life has changed drastically for Alex. Can he keep up, or will he be lost to events beyond his control? Can K Unit be the ones to help him find his way? Strong Torture warning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Fat Pony by Flag reviews
What would The Outsiders be like if Ponyboy was fat?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
The Burning Mask by julesmonster reviews
Tony's mask is slipping and Gibbs notices. Then, before he can confront his senior agent, somone is targeting Tony and Gibbs must solve the mystery and find the real Tony. GibbsXDiNozzo SLASH.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.] - Complete
I Smiled by LouC reviews
Tony DiNozzo had always loved his smile. It got him out of trouble and into trouble more times than he cared to admit. But he never expected that his smile would be his best weapon when 3 inches from a bullet and seconds from death...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Secret From The Past by AgentDiNozzo13 reviews
Tony comes back from a family reunion in Italy and seems troubled. He shuts out any worry from the others. What secret from his past is coming back to haunt him? And will Gibbs notice before it's too late? Includes abused Tony! Rated T for abuse.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,675 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Pursuit of Valor by prone2dementia reviews
K-Unit guardian fic. Snake thinks Alex needs a psychiatrist. Alex thinks Blunt needs a help group for compulsive liars. Wolf's motorcycle also makes an appearance. So do bank robbers. For SpyFest 2010.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Of Great Heights by Sarruby reviews
During SAS training, Alex did yet another exercise. Well, almost.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
That Day by Ichihime reviews
It happened that day. Not on any other. No one said he had to be there for his school to be attacked. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Never Go Camping with the SAS by Fearlee reviews
K-unit goes camping, but Cub has to go with because MI6 thinks he needs to be protection. Little does everyone know what all can go wrong in a simple camping trip.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Internal Affairs by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Set pre-series. Something is bothering Gibbs' new agent, but will DiNozzo be the one case Gibbs can't crack? Warnings for disturbing images/themes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
My Son by Dinosawrhat reviews
Pretty much just Poseidon's point of view of when Percy brought back Zeus's Master Bolt. Reviews are welcome, flames will be used to roast marshmallows. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Weeping Angel by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
On a bench, in a London subway, a boy sits, hunched up and crying." One-shot, set out like a free verse poem. Pease Read and Review!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Rachel's Question by E. M. Zeray reviews
Rachel has a question for Lord Apollo. General fic. One-shot. I may add more in the future if I get positive reviews. Post TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Apollo, Rachel D. - Complete
Teenagers by Butterfly in a Hurricane reviews
Snake finds out why Gerard Way is so afraid of teenagers... Written for the I-pod Song Shuffle Challenge
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Snake, Alex R./Cub
To Be Safe by multicoloured carpet reviews
He could live with not knowing what it meant to be safe. He'd pushed that vulnerable part of him down into the abyss. But what about his classmates?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Ten and Two by prone2dementia reviews
On a school trip, Alex and Tom are caught in a three-way car chase through downtown Miami. The FBI and Brookland would both like some answers, but - much to their shock - it will be the CIA that provides them. Oneshot, for Talionyzero.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
From all of us to you by little.manatee reviews
Alex Rider stared at the pile of presents in front of him in astonishment and confusion. Two of them were probably from Jack and Tom, but where in hell did the other eight come from? Not actually Alex's birthday. OOC
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Only Exception by That Cripple Girl reviews
A songfic to Paramore's The Only Exception because he is her only exception
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Career Day, HalfBlood Style by PenBlender '95 reviews
Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Invisible by gracie89 reviews
Oneshot I think. Tony bumps into an old teacher at a crime scene and she remembers something he thought no-one knew. Contains references to child abuse.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
April Showers Bring May Flowers by Sarruby reviews
Alex spies K-Unit while with Jack and tries to lead them away from her. He does, but things don't go as planned! It's just like that old saying: "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt." Oneshot, after Snakehead at least. Do not review- it's late.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Oh No You Didn't ! by chelsea1234 reviews
Set after the episode 'Ignition'Tony and Tim decide to try out one of the Jetpacks. The girls get involved and when Gibbs finds out, he's not impressed.Will contain spanking of adults. Don't like.Don't read.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Words To Me by HPtwilightfanatic reviews
Annabeth and Percy both are hiding their feelings for eachother. And they don't want to confess, to ruin the friendship. Their friends and family cook up a little plan to bring them together. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
King of Dreams and Delusions by ikot-ikot reviews
AU. Sort of mentor!Yassen. Alex wakes up from a bad dream. Sometimes even the hardest of men are afraid. Really short oneshot, less than 500 words. Done in less than 15 minutes. Forgive me for any mistakes.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Book of Seals to the Magical World by teddylonglong reviews
Harry finds a strange old book that possesses a mysterious power and helps him break the seals of the magical world. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childfic. A time travel story. Pairing HP/CH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,699 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
It Might Start Now by lookupatthesky reviews
Alex is in a completely white room. It's kind of intimidating, and the weirdest part is that a dead man is sitting across from him. "Hello, Yassen." The man smiles slightly and nods once. Alex sighs heavily, asking, "I'm dead, aren't I?" Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Stormy Nights by greenie06 reviews
Another Poseidon/Percy bonding fic. Rated T for some language, but other than that its completely harmless! Except its fluffyness might choke you ; . Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Finding Peace by Simple.White.Lie reviews
This is a short little moment between the king of the sea and his son, who's been feeling the affects of loneliness and stagnation. Disclaiming all within
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Rules by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Were meant to be broken. Rachel/Apollo. Written for Frankiegirl61 and Disney101's Laft contest!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Rachel D., Apollo - Complete
Everything by QuinaLee reviews
Haruhi comforts Kyouya after his father slaps him. Brilliant summary, eh? Yeah, it's HaruhixKyouya. From that that one episode....25? Correct me if I'm wrong. Fluff! And, yeah. Spoilers!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Post Blue by Klavierliebe reviews
Instead, he is drowning.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Healing Wounds that the Sea Cannot by greenie06 reviews
What if Percy met his father before he returned the lightning bolt? What if he was only 12 instead of 17 like it was portrayed in the movie? One shot, fluffy story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
The Montauk Affair by Musafreen reviews
Sally/Poseidon, started out trying to be as canon as possible. Nevertheless managed to involve a toothless old man and Amphitrite. Now stuck in a continuity rut. Read at your own peril.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sally J., Poseidon
Everything Changes by vertigoSWAY reviews
It's been a while since the Titan Battle. Percy has gone back to his ordinary life in the moral world and he can't take it anymore. Someone pulls the last and final straw and Percy loses it. It takes a talk and some wisdom to rediscover who he really is.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Once Upon a December by MaryandMerlin reviews
Sapphire doesn't regret her choice, she just wishes she could remember. Song fic :D
Ingo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sapphire T., Faro - Complete
Four is the Magic Number by GrimmauldPhoenix reviews
The characters tell their stories in four words. Four, because their were four founders, four marauders, four triwizard champions. Four is the magic number.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Evening Jog by chariots99 reviews
Jake calls it the "evening jog". Desiree says it's a "sprint for your life". So how exactly will Alex Rider cope with the AIS version of the children's game of "Capture the Flag"?...One-Shot, occurs during my story, "NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED"
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Once Upon a December by chrystaline reviews
Harry used to remember his parents but as the years passed, all that was left was a vague set of memories and a wish that couldn't be fulfilled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Guilt by bethaaydee reviews
After the gunshot and before the hospital. What was the heads of Mi6 reactions to the shooting of Alex Rider? One-Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Mrs. T. Jones, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Tasting the Rain by yesimahuman reviews
When you move too fast, it gets harder and harder for you to slow down. Life and love are fragile, fragile, things, and running through them too fast can hurt. Written for The Firm's December Prompt: Taste
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub
T'was the Night Before Training by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
A...different take on the classic poem, T'was the Night Before Christmas. K-Unit and Alex are at Brecon Beacons and eagerly awaiting the arrival of Ben, their fellow unit-mate and friend. Merry Christmas to everyone! :
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
A Dilemma Solved? by Tragedy of Fenwick reviews
An alternate universe in which Harry decides not to cast Sectumsempra on Draco. Instead, the Potions Master walks in on Draco using the cruciatus curse on Harry! A response to Bratling's Cruciatus challenge. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 257 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The God's Yearly Gift Exchange by Hyper Loli Pop reviews
The gods and goddesses gather on Mount Olympus for their gift exchange.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Sugar Rush by diamare reviews
Alex just had some chocolate that he stole from Eagle's bag. This causes him to go on a sugar rush and everyone knows that being on a sugar rush around the K-unit isn't good. Especially when they decide to record it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Olympus on Romance by lulu halulu reviews
The gods of Olympus have just found out that Percy and Annabeth are dating. Uh oh! Percabeth! Oneshot. Post TLO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Perceptions by TheSecretUchiha reviews
The way people perceive you is always much stronger than a first impression. Snape learns the hard way how inaccurate perceptions can be. Mentions of child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Memories by Writing Addiction reviews
"Kyouya, I believe it's about time you and your wife gave me a grandchild." Haruhi loooks back on a rather embarrassing interaction with her father-in-law, and muses on the consequences of their actions. KyoHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Without A Trace by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has disappeared. No one knows where he is and there are no suspects. Well, Yassen might have a clue.. But he isn't talking.. At least if they find Alex soon.. But what if they don't? Yassen might be forced to give up his freedom for a 14 year old...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Atlas by prone2dementia reviews
Ever wondered what the agents of MI6 thought when Alex Rider walked through the halls? Written for The Firm’s September challenge. Prompt: Taboo.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Perfect by Dean 'n' Gibbs' Gurl reviews
He knew this nightmare wasn’t over, nor would it be soon, but he wasn’t going to leave him, not now, not ever." SongFic, Perfect by Simple Plan. Rated T for language. Could be taken anyway you want it, Father/Son, Friednship, Slash, whatever. r&r. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Curse of Doom by StolenSouls reviews
DISCONTINUED: After Mockingjay, this will be too weird.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Katniss E.
Guitar Heroes John&Ian by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
Alex studied the videotape for a moment before blowing the dust off of it and reading the label that was written in neat script:John&Ian-Guitar Hero. He raised a brow at the casstte. This could be interesting. Based on the Guitar Hero Commercial.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Gone by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
You told me you would never be gone Ian. Non-slash Song-fic Gone-Daughtry. Alex's POV
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
100 things not to do on cherub campus by Alex stone reviews
this is what happens when i drink 10 cans of coke in 12 hours i write some realy wierd stuff anyway so this is just some stuff that u shouldn't do on cherub campus but hae i would if i was there.
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/10/2009
Their Silent Understanding by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
On the anniversary of something in Gibbs's past, he makes Tony come in on his day off to 'go through paperwork'. After an accident leaving Tony concussed, they both open up. Father/Son relationship. Just a Oneshot :D
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Fluffy Intermission by Sarruby reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Ben picked up Alex in Snakehead? Fluff, that's what. Dedicated to Von because I like Von's intermission. Enjoy.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
safety blanket by MrsChaucersSquire reviews
Gibbs regrets his choice of roommate. Can he teach Tony something about consequences and forgiveness? Slightly pre-NCIS and father/son.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Downhill from There by Sarruby reviews
Alex is training with MI6 when a disaster occurs. One-shot that's unrelated to the Alex Rider series plot. After Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
The Battle to End All Battles by QueenofBookworms reviews
K Unit have fought many battles. They've fought in many different areas, including high up in the mountains, down on lakes, and deep in the mines. But this battle is difficult, and has them stumped. The enemy? Head lice. The battleground? Cub's scalp.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Never Forgotten, Never Forgiven by Midnight-Shadow18450 reviews
Scorpia want revenge. When Scorpia attack Alex in his home, his life is turned upsidedown. Summary sucks, but oh well. Rated T for language etc. Please Read and Review.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Finding Peace: DD2 by Foreverwolf reviews
Sequel to Deaths Door. Alex isn't sure what he's looking for, but with a little help, and a few hard learned lessons, maybe he'll figure out it's been there all along. WARNING: Torture in it's truest form.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Umbridge by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
The students of Hogwarts roast Dolores Umbridge in this parody of "Gaston" from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast!" Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
When Paul Met Percy Revised by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
When Paul met Percy, they convinced Sally to take them sailing. Revised for editing purposes, so it is now readable but may be revised again in the future. First draft was written when I was nine so be warned, the current version still reflects that style
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
What I always wanted for Christmas by rosebud26 reviews
A couple of people get what they secretly want and need for Christmas. Gibbs/Tony father/son. Written for the NFA Secret Santa.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Deep Six: The Series by kangaleigh reviews
A TV producer wants to make Deep Six a television series.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Gone Country by kangaleigh reviews
Tony hears Abby listening to some new music. He tries to find out why.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Yassen Gregorovich Survival Guide by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
This is what we ALL want to know: How to survive Yassen. What to do and what not to do around our fav assassin.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
More Than Just A Dream by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
14 year old Alex Rider shot up screaming in bloody murder. He looked around. He was still in his room. As a matter of fact he was still in bed too. And it took him a while but he finally realized it was just a nightmare. Just a horrible twisted nightmare.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Should Have Been by bananacosmicgirl reviews
What if Tony never grabbed the letter from McGee? Alternate SWAK, gen. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Because I Love You Too by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
“Ian…is everything ok?” that small familiar voice came to his ears. Ian looked up, almost as though surprised Alex was still waiting for him outside the door.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2008
Hope and Despair by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Gibbs reacts to Tony’s car being blown up. Tag to 5x01, “Bury Your Dead”. Gen.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Shadow by Bliss-06 reviews
The transformation was painful to witness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
3 white roses by pamy reviews
Tony thinks of his father while he lies in the hospital after recovering from the plague. SWAK. oneshot. Please review.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
Percy's Father's Day by RedSoxClarinet17 reviews
As requested, I wrote a Father's Day story as the sequel to the Mother's Day Story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Potions Professor by Kristen Hudson reviews
HBP Alternative Universe. Harry acquires a surprising new ally as he struggles to overcome his grief and accept the burden of the Prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,017 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Secret Window by Rid3r Chick reviews
What happens when it all gets too much to handle? How do you cope or don't cope? Everyone needs a secret window to help them get their life back. The question is, will you take it?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,446 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Annabeth's Mother's Day by RedSoxClarinet17 reviews
Sorry this is late. Percy helps Annabeth write Athena a Mother's Day card.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Never the Same by Alatariel Palantir reviews
This story picks up almost right where Snakehead left off. Will the infamous Alex Rider live a normal life? Or be recruited back into M16's service? Read to find out!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Depths of Power by Elentariel reviews
AU HBP. During the summer after 5th year, Harry learns some startling information and discovers new powers, friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,716 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tim's First Time by sasha1600 reviews
Summary: McGee gets his first taste of Gibbs’s discipline. Tag to Driven. Warning: spanking of adult. Don’t like? Don’t read!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Just Another Day by Staryday reviews
Based off Sensibly Tainted's fic Broken Mind, Fractured Soul. I made a short oneshot about what life would be like if Harry's alters were his siblings instead of his other personalities. Can be read alone, but better if you've read Sensibly Tainted's fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Sweet Child of Mine by Sim Spider reviews
Tag to Requiem. Yes, another one. The rescue has some adverse effects on Tony and some positive ones on Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Seashell Tie by ChildInMe reviews
It's almost Father's Day, and Percy Jackson sees a seashell patterned necktie. Taken from Titan's Cure, page 97.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rainy day by donttouch reviews
Someone's depressed. Sucky summary, just read it. Rated MA to be safe, contains explisit language, and graphic despcription of.. uh.. stuff.. if you read it, read ALL of it! R&R Disclaimer: All hail DPB
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Death Eaters Anthem by bleachdeyes reviews
What the title says the tune of It's Raining The Weather Girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Fruity Surprise by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito happily comes into work one day, only to be faced with the most horrid scent he'd ever encountered. And while he innocently wanted to work painfree, it seems he can't come to work without ending up in a suggestive position with L. CRACK. YAY.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Guardian by cuddlebearlove reviews
It's the summer after fifth year, and Harry is having a hard time coping. What happens when he no longer trusts his new guardian. minor mentions of cutting, rated M just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 97,550 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Help, I Need Somebody by BuffyAngel68 reviews
COMPLETE! My version of where Tony might have ended up after the crappy treatment he received in Boxed In. This is a bit dark, but I have to go with the muse and this is what she provided.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,594 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Tony D. - Complete
Gryffindor Isn't the Only Gold by Wateronthebrain reviews
I'll be eternally greatful to the one that held me in my time of need. Songfic to Once Upon a December from Anastasia. SSHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Haircut by Neekie reviews
It is the day after Jacob Black has phased for the first time. Sam Uley has sent him to Emily for the first part of his initiation into the pack: A haircut. For Jacob, this is the first loss of many.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
For Good by Defying.Expectations reviews
Follows the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. To the song For Good from the Broadway musical Wicked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Realizations by BloodRedEnd reviews
Things only get worse for Harry as summer begins. Abused by his relatives, he is saved by an unlikely person, and finds out something that could change his life forever. Severitus fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,344 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let it go by Rinne reviews
Tony had to make tough decisions in 3.18 Bait. How would he react afterwards? COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What If Pony Got Jumped, Instead of Johnny? by A Thing For Brothers reviews
Hello, again. This is a new what if story I'm working on. It'll be interesting. I hope you like it! I posted a redo of the last chapter. I forgot to add something to it. Read what I said at the top!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,277 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
The Power of Black and White Magic by Deathstra reviews
Harry experiences some changes, both magical and physical, later falls in love,and finally becomes a pain in the arse for Voldemort. HPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,299 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Silly Songs with Harry by iheartremus reviews
And now it's time for Silly Songs With Harry, the part of the show where Harry comes out and sings a silly song...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P.
The Cruciatus by antea-aevum reviews
[One-Shot] What if Umbridge had really cast the Cruciatus spell on Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
The Four Founders by C a Girl reviews
First part in a four part installment about the Four Founders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2003
A Midnight Sneak by Epsilon3 reviews
Poem. Harry, having been 'up to something' in his invisibility cloak, is on his way back to bed when he encounters Snape in a narrow hallway. Snape becomes aware of his presence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Silly Songs with Snape: The Gryffindor Song by Phantasia reviews
Snape is on the rampage!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Severus S., Ron W.
Once Upon A December by Lily Potter4 reviews
Tears won't bring them back. Nothing will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2001
Lost Memories Found by s h i n a e reviews
Harry is carried into his own memories.... (Song fic to Once upon a December)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2000
Sanctuary by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Warning! Child abuse theme. Harry becomes ill and must have help. Uncle Vernon gets his due. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/3/2000 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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A Very Potter Christmas Crackfic
What do a christmas rake, disco dancing Voldemort's, lots of hoho's, and Merlin make? A Harry Potter Christmas crackfic. Please keep all hands and feet inside the portal, and leave your hoho's behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Semper Fi reviews
After finding a tortured Alex in a terrorist organizations, our favorite NCIS team must look after Alex, who is given the option of helping NCIS with a couple of their cases. Will he accept? Rated T just in case. Rating may change.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 204 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Jack's Last Breath reviews
I know Jack always dies this way in fics but I decided to use it for a song fic. The song is My Last Breath by Evanscence. Alex is with Jack in her final moments. As usual, the paramedics and MI6 are too late. How will Alex react?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Pesky Fates reviews
Instead of Calypso nursing Percy back to health after the Mt. St. Helens eruption Percy lands near Forks Washington and the curious Cullens nurse him back to health. Percy does not like being stared at.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Just Being There reviews
When Percy needs him most, he will be there for him. Giving him a shoulder to cry on and someone to talk to. A One Shot for now even though I may have an idea for a sequel. Tell me if you want me to write the sequel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J.
Puzzle Pieces Revised reviews
So I rewrote this... I hope its alot better! Read the note for the old one to understand more. After escaping from Scorpia's torture barely alive, without Jack, Alex is sent to SAS camp. Oh dear....
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 152 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Understanding Alex reviews
After being shot outside the R&G again Jack decides shes had enough, leaving Alex to live with Fox. K unit will probably be making several appearances. Join Alex and Fox as they work to understand eachother and possibly work together on a couple mission
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Puzzle Pieces reviews
After Jack dies Alex is sent to SAS camp. Fox and the rest of K unit is given a mission to get Alex to trust them enough to tell them about his missions and then help counsle him.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub
When Your Gone reviews
This is my first songfic to When Your Gone by Avril Lavigne. Please dont hurt me for the CHARACTER DEATH! It is NOT alez! Please give it a try. I dont think its that good but my friend sujin321 likes it.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
K Units Role reviews
After K unit rescues Alex from the hands of Scorpia Alex is left with no one. Jack and Tome were killed before his very eyes. So now K unit will have to take up the role as Alex's friend and protector when they are sent to a safe house provided by MI6.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub
You can reviews
This is a poem about how nobody can break Alex and his morals. Wether its MI6 or the enemy. A bit of a patriotic Alex but that does not mean he favors MI6. Most likely a one shot. Dont own Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Video Evidence reviews
When Alex and K unit are assigned to sort through video tapes of agents in progress that include videos of K unit and Alex will K unit find out what Alex has been through and will Alex be forced to re-see times of his life that still haunt him?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Teaching With K unit reviews
Cherub crossover but you can read it if you havent read Cherub. Alex and K unit have to teach the Cherub agents some new skills. Will the kids accept them and listen or put up a fight. Cherub is a branch of MI5 for underage spies.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Moving On reviews
When Jack is shot and Alex is left alone MI6's own Mrs. Jones takes him in untill K unit returns from a mission and they can take him in. Will Mrs. Jones finally see what effect the missions he has been on have had on him. Rated T just to be safe.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones
A Shot For Soccer reviews
What happens when Alex sneaks out of the house after being shot by the sniper from Scorpia and goes to school and gets hit in the spot where he was shot by a soccer ball in gym?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/15/2009