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Joined 11-11-09, id: 2143079, Profile Updated: 07-16-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my profile! hehe. hope u enjoy.

im lilylovesprongs! - reviews make me happy. either constructive criticsm or compliements :) also here is my fiction press account which has three stories and will have 6 very soon!! click! http://www.fictionpress.com/xxdmxx

16th July 2014

Haha so im almost 16 now...wrote these stories when i was 11 and 13...it's been 3 years since the last potter came out! wow! these stories were so cute haha albeit a bit cheesy. i might try getting into writing fic again let's see...

11th June 2011

NEW STORY DONE AND GOING TO BE POSTED VERY SOON! i got the idea while watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone last night. It is going to be about Mcgonagall, angsty, the maruaders and harryquidditch. here's a small summary.

"For a moment there, a moment, she'd felt like she'd stepped back in time somehow. that everything was normal again. that she was living in the 1970s and she was plagued with complaints of the Maruaders every other day" ...And as soon as it had come, it vanished. Evanesco. Gone."

BE SURE TO BE BACK AND READ THIS, COMING VERY SOON!!

8th April 2011

WOW...its been a long time...sorry.

ive got new ideas and i intend to post them soon. no, the fanfic i mentioned ages ago wont be happening any time soon...no ideas...hehe

but, i am currently rewriting lily lurves prongs. i said before i may revise it, and now i am. now i look bak, i find it's incredibly cheesy and stupid. im pretty embarassed of it...but i think i can revise it properly and make a lot better. there may be major changes to make it more interesting - eg. i may make sirius the narrator instead

i might also do pov of remus for it.

im also taking any suggestions for that fic or anything else.

im open to any challenges. id love to attempt doing any strange pairings. but i would especially like challenges to do for pairings i like. see above for my ships.

thanks

love, lilylovesprongs

2009/2010

first i wanted to say one thing.

THANK YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH.

for reading my story lily lurvesss prongs and thanks to the people that left reviews. i was so shocked when i checked my email and found about 6 reviews already. i know i shouldnt be happy about only 6 reviews...it isnt a lot right? but im serious guys, i thought this story was rubbish...and i know it could do with some fixing up yes. but i really needed to finish it, if id left it too long i would have never published it or finished it. also if i feel like it in the future, i might delete the story, and rewrite, improve it and then publish a new and improved version.

yay... NINE REVIEWSSS

please review me story if you read it it doesnt take long! even a 'GREAT! I loved it!' will be great. thanx

once again thank you

anyway im LilylovesProngs...from my penname you probably tell that i love the couple Lily Evans and James Potter. I have been reading fics about it for pretty long now...

I support:

Ron/Hermione: they are incredibly cute. their fights are adorable. - but i dont read them in fics much. if there is a good one tho i love it

Harry/Ginny - harry's a cutie when it comes to Ginny, she kicks *. they are totes cute together

Edward/Bella - love em. they are cuties together. lol :)

Remus/Tonks - they're soo cute. remus insisting that he's too old, tonks saying she doesnt care. awww

Remus/Siruis- altho i dont think they would actually happen, i think they're cute together now. i especially love when remus or sirius think that the other wont like them and sit there moping for how long...then get together with a fiery kiss :) haha im cheesy.

Lily/James - love them - no words to describe...hehe

i hate

harry/hermione - THEY WOULD never HAPPEN! THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLETELY FRIENDLY. nothing against shippers tho.

draco/hermione- eww, just eeww. hermione is perfect with ron

I occasionally read Draco/Harry but i do not support them...but the fics ARE interesting

i support all relationships in Harry Potter and Twilight but i cant really be bothered listing them allllll.

I also loveeee Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner. its really a shame both arent together right now.

HARRY POTTER FOREVER

TWILIGHT FOREVER

TEAM EDWARD FOR LIFE

JACOB CAN GO GET A LIFE (im still pretty pissed that jacob imprinted on Renesmee...though i dont completely hate him)

Read Twilight or ill provoke the Volturi and blame you

Read Harry Potter or ill provoke Ginny Weasley and blame you (she knows a wicked bat bogey hex)

Be Safe...

visit to download Charlie Swan, Alice Cullen, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black and Aro's handwriting

MOLLY WEASLEY MY HERO!!

we are so proud of Moly for killing the EVIL Bellatrix Lestrange

reasons why we hate 'Miss Bella'

she killed Sirius Black

she killed Dobby

she was going to kill Ginny

she killed the people we really love, nuff said

VOLDEMORT THE NUMBER ONE LOSERRR

Tom Riddle hit the floor with mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake like face vacant and unknowing. - pg 596

We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One,

And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now lets have fun! - Peeves, pg 597, Deathly Hallows

RIP

Tom Marvolo Riddle

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord.""I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. We

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

Sirius Black:

escaped Azkaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery. (nooooooooo PADFOOT did notttt dieeeee i will KILL BELLATRIX LESTRANGE oops, molly already did...I LOVE YOU MOLLY)

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to torture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black) Dea de Verum (Jacob Black, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Prince Caspain, Sirus Black) LilyLovesProngs (Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin

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170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4597 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Somebody That I Used To Know by Alexander Radha reviews
The story of how Cooper and Blaine came to be more than brothers. Warning: Andercest, please don't read it you don't like that, thank you! Andercest/Cooplaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A.
TRUTH OR DARE the Cullen way by Isabella-swan-3000 reviews
truth or dare with the cullen's oh no i wonder what devious dare Alice is planing well read and find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cullens reading Twilight saga by Isabella-swan-3000 reviews
The Cullens have a box of books delivered and read them................... Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,265 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
When Life Isn't Like it Should Be by eemah reviews
Nick and Miley are not only teen superstars, but they are about to be thrust into the life of parenthood; when a night of passion turns into a pregnancy. The two must also adapt to their parents, fans, and friends reactions as well. COMPLETE!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,380 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Whose Son is He? by Dea de Verum reviews
One-shot. Snape's thoughts into the seeing Harry for the first time in the potion's classroom, and a look into his character and motivation. A look into what he is thinking in the Sorcerers Stone. Rated T for angst and uncoming drama. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
A different way of Life by Happy Chik reviews
Have you ever wondered how Harrys life might be if Lily and James survived? What if Sirius never went to Azkabahn and he knew Remus long before his third year at Hogwarts? Read on to find out because you know you want to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 135 - Words: 334,273 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Steps by Lipsmacked reviews
Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,984 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
A Week of Bliss by Ballet Obsessed reviews
Sequel to "With Summer Comes Swimming", you don't have to read it to understand. Edward and Bella spend a romantic week together, with the requirement that Edward can't spend any money! Lots of fluff! Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,701 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Edward wishes he could be human for Bella, so he wouldn't have to risk hurting her anymore. He wishes he could be human so he could live a long and happy life with her. But what happens when that wish comes true? Rated T for occasional limes. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,812 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
If It Kills Me by ele05gs reviews
A tragedy that joins them. A tragedy that can tear them apart. Will she find out? Does he really know it was his fault? Is love strong enough to survive it all? -AH- ** CURRENTLY ON HIATUS **
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,223 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Eternal Equinox by Sunray16 reviews
Sequel to Moonless Night - this is Eclipse from Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 219,141 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marauder Magick by the dyslexic bookworm reviews
I’ll keep it simple. A LilyJames fanfic. Lots of fights, lots of romance. Lots of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and marauding. Food fights, first kisses, prank wars and truth or dare. That’s the summery. Short and sweet, just like me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,561 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Extremely Eventful Life of James Sirius Potter by GossipGirlHere reviews
So, James Potter is starting Hogwarts, and his whole life really begins. Follow James through his many girlfriends, best friends, and everything in between. Compliant with "When Fate's on Vacation" and "One More Year".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 86,587 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - James S. P. - Complete
Unexpected Happiness by Hawkesey reviews
Eighteen years have passed since the events of Breaking Dawn. The Cullen's have just moved back to Forks, and Bella is taken ill. The only problem? Vampires don't get ill! What's wrong with her? All shall be revealed in Unexpected Happiness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inconvenient Switch: A Cullen Comedy by Lisaslovestories reviews
What vampires do when they get bored? Well, The Cullen's decides to start a competition. The goal? Annoy the hell out of each other. With Edward's crossdressing, Emmett's prank calls and Bella's sex talk, it won't be long before someone give in..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Walk to the Meadow by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
This is an alternate scene to the first Twilight book. This is something that could have happened if Edward and Bella hadn't been so hestitant toward each other on the way to the meadow. Please review! And check out my other stories as well! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Twilight Alternate Scene: Blood Typing with Edward by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
What if Edward and Bella's love was declared before the meadow scene? What if Bella had let it slip that she was falling for Edward before she even found out he was a vampire? Here's a fun little alternate scene. Bella's POV. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Harry by Cendari reviews
Dear Harry, If you are reading this, then I have indeed died...' Harry has received a letter from beyond the grave. My version of the missing 10 years of Remus' life after 'that' Halloween. Now a 2-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Sparkles by Tigger77 reviews
Basically, the Cullen kids and Bella play truth or dare while Esme and Carlisle are away on their honeymoon. I know you've heared this all before, but give me a chance it'll be worth it! Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Assassin by bigger infinities reviews
To help Mackenzie Falls and So Random! to bond, Mr. Condor forces them to play a game of Assassin! Wait, does that make any sense? Read and find out what happens! Hopefully Channy! Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Lilies and Roses by I'm-Reading reviews
Some people prefer Lilies and some prefer Roses. James/Lily James/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - James P.
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5960 - Favs: 9,964 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boxers Or Briefs by passionfornight reviews
The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Days Before Christmas by GossipGirlHere reviews
The three days before Christmas in James' and Lily's seventh year are the days that shape their entire future. But what exactly happened during those three days before Christmas?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mixing Business with Pleasure by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
Miley is a reporter for E! News and Nick is starting his solo career. They meet and start dating. Will their jobs and insecurities get in the way of their being together? Future fic based off HM, not real life, NILEY, of course COMPLETED.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,105 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11430 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Ashes in the Wind by asilentwish reviews
Harry Potter defeated Voldemort after his fifth year. Being expelled from Hogwarts he flees to America where he meets the Cullens. Will he be able to start a new life or will his past catch up with him? Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,312 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
An IM Story by Xenexian reviews
This is a challenge for the TJC forum, set by twilighter02. Set like a IM discussion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
And I dont even know his last name by chrisso reviews
Bella is left pregnant after a one night stand. What will happen when she runs into the guy two years later? Please R&R AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,552 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fireman: Outtakes from Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Outtakes mostly in EPOV from Controlled Burn. This does not stand alone as it's own story, and chapters will not make sense if not read along with Controlled Burn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Buddies With Benefits by Rita.Marie reviews
Sonny Munroe & Chad Dylan Cooper go from enemies to friends with benefits. But, are the make-out sessions just a cover up towards the feelings for each other? Read to find out.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
behind closed windows by twilighted1901 reviews
In eclipse after bella reopens her window after edward breaks her truck fill in on what might have happened short and cute
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Life from the Dead, To George, From Fred by Marlicat reviews
On the bright side, If I die and you live, I'll get to meet Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs first." Just a little pre-death goodbye from twin to twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Dear Santa by The Diamond in the Rocks reviews
All Renesmee really wants for Christmas. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
75 Ways To Annoy Voldemort by Deadly Poppy reviews
While Harry was off hunting Horcruxes, the Order has infiltrated the Death Eaters, by way of a fourteen year old girl, whose mission is to drive ol' Moldy Voldy insane. Will she succeed? Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - OC - Complete
Ron's Little Confession by KeiraGrange reviews
Ron is totally enamoured with Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About James Potter by Deadly Poppy reviews
James finds a strange list on the ground. Who could have written it? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Before The Storm by MyEyesDon'tLie reviews
You know how a hurricane is calm in the center, yet wild everywhere else? Well, he is my center. But he's not here. That's why my world feels this way. Wild. I wanna go back to before the storm.
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
Before The Storm by RainOnMex reviews
Nick let Miley slip through his fingers only to find out she was the one he loves.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,705 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
If I Say I Love You by KeiraGrange reviews
HG/RW. In the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Catching the Flower, Keeping her Near by James' Lily Flower reviews
James Potter continues to lust after the attractive Lily Evans. Luckily for James, he and Sirius come up with a cunning plan to help James gain the stubborn witch's affections. Takes place in their Seventh year at Hogwarts. NOTE CHANGED TO M, to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
20 Ways to annoy the Cullen's by Smurfy-kins reviews
How to piss them all off. The Cullens... or should i say Cullens/Hales, I don't know this confuses me! Read on anyway... Just chose two randoms for the characters.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
20 Ways to annoy Jasper Hale by Smurfy-kins reviews
How do you piss off this Hale/Cullen thing? Read on...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Jasper - Complete
20 Ways to annoy Emmett Cullen by Smurfy-kins reviews
How do you piss off this Cullen? Read on...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Emmett - Complete
20 Ways to annoy Alice Cullen by Smurfy-kins reviews
How do you piss off this Cullen? Read on...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Alice
Moonless Night by Sunray16 reviews
This is my version of New Moon as told from Edward's point of view. The dialogue is borrowed from New Moon when Edward and Bella are together , but the rest is my interpretation of what the story would have been like if Edward would have told it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 128,291 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Whats Sex? by chrisso reviews
One-Shot Renesmee asks Carlisle about sex
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Be My Escape by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Suppose Renee didn't take Bella with her when she left. Charlie turns abusive and at age 15 Bella tries to commit suicide but is stopped by a strange pale boy. BxE CHAPTER 22 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edward, Bella
The Wedding DJ by Pilargirl reviews
Romantic Comedy. Nick and Miley broke up years ago. Miley's happy with Justin. Nick is now the most famous wedding DJ in New York, what happens when he has to set the music for a wedding he'd do anything to stop? Trailer inside. Future Fic. Niley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,552 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S.
hey, i love you by goldangel123 reviews
both Edward and Bella are super stars. But both are rivals, but what happens when a scene changes their lives? i know summary sucks, but story is better!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Week From Hell by GryffindorGals reviews
Lily Evans is forced to play host to two unwelcome visitors the summer before her last year at Hogwarts. With company like Sirius Black and James Potter, anything is possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Wish Coming True by sweetlipss reviews
E & B make a wish on a falling star. “I wish Edward would touch me like the way I want.” “I wish I could hear Bella’s thoughts.” What if their wishes came true, only for one night? Things could get very interesting. Big Thanks to my Beta, TwilightFan4Life
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Right Here, Right Now by PassionforTwilight reviews
This is a one-shot out-take from the multi-chaptered story, "Nice Catch". LEMON. ExB - AU New Moon. Edward and Bella's undying love finally reaches a boiling point. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Bedtime Story by Catchick10 reviews
Nessie askes Emmett to tell her a bedtime story. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
An Audience by GossipGirlHere reviews
Ron and Hermione are fighting again, and all of Gryffindor House has turned up to watch. When Hermione asks the crucial question "Why do you care?" will Ron dissapoint again? Not if the audience can help it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Been Waiting by i was not magnificent reviews
I've been waiting for you for so long. Now that you're here, I can finally say, I love you. --- Full summary inside. Niley/Nelena. LEGAL.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Mikayla - Complete
Truthing And Daring! by Neeva Caffrey reviews
Maruaders, Fridays & Truth or Dare...Random Stuff...Many Laffs...James gets Lilly to somehow agree to the game......Strangly Weird!...Not so strange tho...it is the Maruaders! Rated T 4 RL/SB and JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
With Summer comes Swimming by Ballet Obsessed reviews
What happens when the "Cullen Kids" decide to venture out to go... swimming? Lots of Edward and Bella fluff, as well as family fun moments with the rest of the Cullens! Rated "T" because I'm extra-careful!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Nessie's Life Told As Is by EmilyE.LOVES.JacobB reviews
Nessie's Life Told As Is... Is all about her new life told in her point of view and seen through her eyes. From being bron to living a teenaged life can not be so esay being a half breed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Random PickUp Lines by GryffindorGals reviews
A series of one-shots containing random pick-up lines Sirius will be experimenting with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sirius B.
Frankie's Call by sparksfly16 reviews
Frankie makes a call to a friend he misses! Niley! This fic is legal, no last names are used! Please review!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Goodnight & Goodbye by AlternativePunk reviews
AH/ExB/R&R. A must read!: "You're crazy," I muttered. A smirk danced on her lips. "Only for you baby."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,651 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
10 Things I’ll Never Tell My Family by Deadly Poppy reviews
Lily Potter looked down at the list her mother had written. She wiped the tears from her eyes wondering vaguely why she had given it to Lily just before she died.She held the list by her heart, and swore to never tell any of her mothers best kept secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
Bologna by GryffindorGals reviews
Myyyyy bologna has a first name, it's S-I-R-I-U-S! My bologna has a second name, it's S-I-R-I-U-S!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
See U in the Dark by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
You were always the girl who would give me girl advice whenever I needed it, my bestfriend in the world, my friends said you were fine, but I was always denying it..." Niley, M for minor sex. Based on Honor Society's See U in the Dark. ONESHOT.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Sacrifices Made by dreamgirl1321 reviews
James Potter has wanted Lily Evans since fifth year, she has hated him since first.Yet, to get what they want, they both need to make sacrifices and changes neither wants to make and are set on not changing. But then a game of truth or dare changes it all
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
I Saw Emmett Naked by Dreamstallion33 reviews
In her short life thus far Renesmee had thought she'd seen it all! Turns out that was all just the beginning...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
To the Stars by mayfever reviews
The car scene. Rose's POV. Nothing more to say.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Before The Storm by emilysprentiss reviews
Miley's performance with Nick in Dallas. Please R&R. Better than it sounds!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009
Telling Renesmee The Story by TheTwilightPixie reviews
This is a short funny story about Edward, Bella and Jacob telling Renesmee about what we call the twilight saga.. very funny. and short.. do read to find out what happens :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Dreams Not Meant For Dreaming by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
New Sum: Lily and James are suffering from the Adwin curse. First its sharing dreams, then not being able to stop kissing, then switching bodies. How are they going to get back to normal? And surely Lily isn't going to start having feelings for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Recognition by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Angela POV. Angela goes to the library to study for a civil war report,what happens when she sees a familiar face in her research.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Angela - Complete
Unexpected by i was not magnificent reviews
This whole day was unexpected. First Miley gets into an accident, BillyRay and Tish are apoligising to ME and I'm telling Miley I still love her with everything in me. --- Niley Oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Breaking Down by MonstahClaw reviews
Miley is a seventeen year old Junior in high school. She has a great boyfriend and oh yeah, an eating disorder. How long can she keep it a secret? Rated M for a reason. Don't read if you don't like. Niley!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
Storytime by James' Lily Flower reviews
A young Reneesme hears a human’s thoughts on vampires and it raises some interesting questions for her. Cute oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Potions Missile Crisis by GhostOfBambi reviews
As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
If Nick had to pick a word to describe their first time, it would be awkward. It was awkward, awkward and unexpected and beautiful because he loved her and she loved him. Fun, kind of fluffy, oneshot about Niley's first time.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by LivingOnASquare reviews
The Marauders are thrown back in time while attempting to save Lily and James. Will they ever meet their future counterparts? Will they find James and Lily? Sequel to Harry's Our What.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - James P., Remus L.
The Big Screen: The Philosophers Stone by Prongywong reviews
The marauders and Lily go to see Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. It's quite funny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
The Hair by Zayz reviews
Lily Evans dyes her hair brown and everyone has a theory about it...well, everyone meaning her friend Alice and, of course, James Potter. Let the annoying psychoanalysis begin. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Just One Moment by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Bella thought it would be fun to dress as a vampire for Edward's birthday party. When Edward sees her, they share a cute little moment. Bella/Edward fluff. No lemon, just kisses. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear thing by Nastia Cullen reviews
Edward keeps a diary? Year is 2020. Rated T for later chapters. A little OOC... not much though. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Something by GryffindorGals reviews
James's proposal to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Peanut Butter with Whipped Cream by GryffindorGals reviews
The title says all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Love Will Guide Us by James' Lily Flower reviews
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. Lily goes to a girls' magic boarding school. On a trip to the local town she meets privately tutored James Potter and the sparks fly. AU. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Spin the Bottle by GryffindorGals reviews
An innocent game of spin the bottle turns into quite a night for Lily, James, and their friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer's partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting where she left off.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,900 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superhero by Lolavella reviews
Bella and Edward talk. Bella is sleepy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Different Kind of Sorting by thunders golden sister reviews
Harry, The Son of Prongs, Comes To Hogwarts. AU, James and Lily live. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Marking Cullen Style by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered what it's like to be a teacher, marking one of the 'perfect' Cullen test papers? Well, I did...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alice - Complete
Unwrapped by LeechLover85 reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal. Edward finally cedes and The Cullens are gonna give her what she wants......and what she never imagined she wanted. In return, Bella will give them something they never thought they would have again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Story by Zayz reviews
LJ. “I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain…never knew I could feel so much, and that’s the way I loved you.” T, just to be safe. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
New Year's Eve by Jenna Nevermore reviews
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up? One Shot. All Human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lather, Rinse, and Repeat by GryffindorGals reviews
Sirius decides to take a late-night shower...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Power of Love by James' Lily Flower reviews
Voldemort doesn't murder Lily and James Potter, moving straight to Harry. The Dark Lord loses his power, leaving the Potter family undefeated. Harry grows up with his parents and the family and friend he deserves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Fair Weather Insanity by GryffindorGals reviews
It all began with a fall. A fall aided by my clumsiness, high heels and James Potter. Stupid clumsiness. Stupid black, three-inch tall high heels. Stupid James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Reason Why by Zayz reviews
LJ. “You never did tell me, you know.” James wants to know the reason why Lily finally decided to date him. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Jacob's Zit by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jacob wakes up one day to find... A ZIT! Pure comedy one-shot... Random... but funny... I hope ...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Morning People by Zayz reviews
LJ. On a sudden impulse, she tilts her head so that her lips brush by the soft skin of his ear lobe and she whispers, “So you do believe in romance?” Some nauseating morning fluff. You've been warned. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Like Magic by kbickel reviews
“Do you feel that?” Renesmee asked suddenly, running her hands down the arms wrapped around her and looking out into the gray water. “Feel what?” “That pull. That irresistible pull. Is that the imprint or just..." She couldn't finish the sentence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Lily and James by Audrie Melone reviews
A series of stories about James Potter and Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Cullen Family! by The Diamond in the Rocks reviews
The Cullen Family is at a new high school in Alaska and the students there seem to think that they are creepy, cooky, mysterious and spooky. Review! Now edited into a bunch of random funny snippets.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Dreams by Writerwithabite reviews
Bella knows she's in a dream, but she can't stop it, nor does she want to. But when the dream suddenly becomes reality, what will she do? One-shot, slight lemon. Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's a Love Story by LeechLover85 reviews
A little Bella/Edward moment based of the song "Love Story" by Taylor Swift. Pure fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Story: The Honeymoon by kbickel reviews
Stephenie Meyer's version of Bella and Edward's honeymoon was a bit lacking in the actual.. YA KNOW. 0 o So I pretty much cleared that up, in Edward's POV. ENJOY! : This is my first lemon, also, so be nice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
5 Reasons Why I Can't Stop Thinking About Potter by GryffindorGals reviews
Okay, he’s really good looking. No, that doesn’t even describe how majorly hott and sexy he is but hey! Would I ever write that down on parchment? So others could possibly read it? No, that’s the other red-headed Lily Evans you’re thinking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Tousled and Disoriented by GryffindorGals reviews
Lily’s head snapped up from her transfiguration notes as an abrupt slam of doors and a familiar low-pitched voice echoed through Professor McGonagall’s classroom. “Sorry we’re late Minnie,”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Scarred for life by eyes.of.hazel reviews
Edward is away and Alice comes to vist, however soon enough she finds out something about Bella no one was meant to know about. Set after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007
Sweet Dreams by Jenna Nevermore reviews
When Bella has a naughty dream, her sleep talking lets Edward know exactly what it was about... Lemons! I wrote this one shot as a remedy to my writer's block. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torture by Insanity's Partner reviews
She teasingly ran her finger up and down the side of her arm, as if she was shy. The mental image probably wouldn't have been so torturous if she wasn't naked....and on the other side of a locked door that I couldn't get through.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Chaste Bite by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
A Strange Encounter by Insanity's Partner reviews
Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5156 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Prom Night Algebra by Jude Mackenzie reviews
After a decade of being married, Alice forces Bella and Edward into reliving a former experience: school prom. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward in and out? of a tux…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Chocolates by BalthierFlare reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Edward comes to Bella's house with chocolates. But he takes all the fun out of eating them, according to Bella. Fluff. Oneshot. EdwardxBella. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Babysitting by SunnyDropped reviews
Jasper is totally not thrilled with the idea of babysitting Renesmee. But soon enough, he learns that having a half-human niece comes with wonderful benefits. Rated for a make out scene and Emmett's sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Remus's Neck by Jane Buz-Jane reviews
Of the things Sirius loves about Remus, his neck is what Sirius loves the most. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
More About Sirius Than You Want to Know by GryffindorGals reviews
Sirius makes a late night confession to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Bubble Baths, Rubber Duckies and Random Splashes by GryffindorGals reviews
All Lily Evans wanted to do was take a relaxing bath without any disturbances from James Potter. Sadly, we do not always get what we want.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Accio Hot Sexy Model From Spain! by GryffindorGals reviews
What happens when Sirius and James try to accio a model from Spain?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Crazy Muggle Holidays by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
James wants to show Lily how much he appreciates Muggles, so he and the Marauders help her celebrate a 'Muggle' holiday! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweet Tooth by shmobeline reviews
It is common knowledge that sweets are extremely helpful to the studying brain, and the wrappers of the 'study food', as she liked to call it, were currently littering the table. They were everywhere. James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broom Cupboard by Zayz reviews
LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I hear you have a little crush by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
“Well Evans…word has it…you have a little crush,” Potter said theatrically. He grinned at me as Sirius spoke with mock curiosity, “Oh, oh James…who in the world might that be?” I watched Potter smirk as he said,“Well Sirius…apparently…it’s me.”L/J ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
I want to be with you by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Lily needs to forget a painful breakup and is desperate for someone to be there for her, even if only for one night. James is there and will do anything for her, even if it means forgetting her after. M rated tactful fluff, ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thorns to Hide a Rose by Jude Mackenzie reviews
A so far brief snapshot of the Cullen kids at school shortly before Bella arrives in Forks. Another side to Rosalie...and did the Cullens know about Bella coming before she actually did? Please read and review x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
My, That's a Mighty Long Wand You've Got There by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Sirius overhears James and Lily one night...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Don't Like Strawberries by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
James reminds himself of all the reasons why he and Lily aren't meant for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Grammar by random smilie reviews
The hardest thing, really, is changing his grammar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - George W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily compiles a list of the ten things she hates most about James Potter. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Our Love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in newmoon. Edward and Bella are on the flight back from Voltera. After discussing matters, they find themselves sharing more than they intended. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Oops! My version by Jenna Nevermore reviews
One shot. My version of l'heure bleue's "Oops!" first post! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Car Fantasies by purrbastian reviews
So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Acceptable Human Being by lalas reviews
She was staring again. She was staring so hard that it was a wonder that his head hadn’t burst into flames yet. “Great Merlin’s dirty underpants—Evans have you finally decided…decided I’m an acceptable human being?” L/J and a little shameless snogging
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8408 - Favs: 7,592 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Edward Watches Bella Sleep by felblossom reviews
Edward's POV from the first night Bella and Edward spend together in Twilight, with an unexpected twist... ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Sweetest Thing by TheLibertyWalk reviews
-Oh my god…I'm speechless. Wordless. You're disgusting. I bet you're a C-cup. - How'd you know that? LJ...Fluffy. Eh...R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
In Walls of Stone by Pirate Perian reviews
They think you betrayed two of your dearest friends. They think you killed thirteen innocent people with a single curse. They sentenced you to a fate worse than death. You try to tell them that you're innocent, but who listens to a madman?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Promises by vjd reviews
Fluff and lots of it! Edward and Bella find themselves alone in Florida while visiting Renee during Eclipse. One shot just for fun! Enjoy! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Distractions by MissMarauder5 reviews
James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
IMing madness by vampirechick123 reviews
take a look at our favorite characters life by oly what they say while IMing each other
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caught off Guard by ZemISHly reviews
just a fluffy Lily/James...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Hair by James' Lily Flower reviews
James never let any of his girlfriends touch his hair. But he soon finds he doesn’t mind his new girlfriend, Lily Evans, touching it. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Motivation by johnnydicaprio reviews
Now he’s towering, their bodies inches apart, his stare challenging. The closeness doesn’t bother her, because it is not sexual – it’s a show of authority, an attempt to frighten her off, a territorial battle of wits. And damn him, she will not lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James Potter and Contact Lenses by James' Lily Flower reviews
After hearing a conversation between Lily and her parents, James decides to get rid of his glasses, forever. His solution, simple, contact lenses. Lily soon discovers wizards and contact lenses DO NOT mix. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
The Poster by twilightlullaby reviews
Bella & the poster that makes the Cullen's Gasp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by James' Lily Flower reviews
In a celebratory party for Gryffindor, Sirius suggests a game of seven minutes in heaven. When Lily is chosen and is at James' mercy, how will she react? Will her opinion of the Head Boy change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Not to Ask out Lily Evans by James' Lily Flower reviews
James Potter tries to ask out Lily Evans for the first time. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Daydreaming by My-Bella reviews
This is a little conversation between Edward and Bella that takes place during the summer between Twilight and New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Just a Boggart by trinsy reviews
What was going through Sirius’s mind during “The Woes of Mrs Weasley”? A missing moment from OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Reasons Why I Hate You, Or Love You by lollipopprongs reviews
Lily and James are arguing. Again. Lily tells James why she hates him and in return James tells her why he loves her. But Maybe Lily's hate was never really that strong... REVISED 8/8/08 one-shot. a lot of fluff. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Huh! by James' Lily Flower reviews
James’ mother finds something about her son’s girlfriend that rather shocks her. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Amusing Thoughts by MarryMeTopaz reviews
Mini stories of things that cross through peoples minds that Edward can read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Transfiguring Salt by random smilie reviews
Written for the "August Ice-cream Challenge". Ten years on, Petunia remembers the day James Potter came to her house and gave her a little goodness like it was yesterday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Petunia D. - Complete
Sweet Sorrow by ohxmyxria reviews
AU:My breath caught in my throat. There was something about her. Who was I kidding? It was everything about her! Her soft brown locks of hair. The pale, glowing tone of her skin. But her eyes, deep pools of topaz, were what sealed Edward Masen's fate. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,759 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Edward, Bella
You Hate Me, Don't You? by lollipopprongs reviews
James sees Lily snogging someone else after she has agreed to go out with him. Why was she snogging him? Will her answer be enough to get James back? REVISED 8/8/08. oneshot. fluffy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Something Strange by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Have you ever wondered what the first meeting between Renee and Edward was like? I did, and this is what came out. Renee POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Too Sober by James' Lily Flower reviews
James Potter finds out that drunkness can cause minor memory loss the next morning, much to his disappointment. Sequel to 'Hiccups'. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hiccups by James' Lily Flower reviews
James Potter's studying is interrupted by a hysterical Head Girl. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Echoes by Pirate Perian reviews
Remus doesn't want to know why Sirius thought he was the traitor fourteen years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Best Kisses by Zayz reviews
Oneshot. James Potter reminisces about the ten best kisses he has ever received. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P. - Complete
All It Took Was One Prediction by lollipopprongs reviews
oneshot. Sirius and Lily have Divination together. What chaos will arise from this? Will one prediction be all it takes to bring Lily and James together? Sirius' POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Eclipse Compromise by My-Bella reviews
Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Tribute by random smilie reviews
Remus Lupin gets drunk for the first time in fifteen years in the aftermath of Sirius Black’s death. drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Name Generator by Rissohma reviews
Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Oxymoron by Soami reviews
“James Potter going out with Lily Evans, no, no, no, no! It is an oxymoron, I tell you!” One evening in the common room, Sirius, Remus, and Peter ponder on James' relationship with Lily Evans. VERY random oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Anuptaphobia by ThatHouseGirl reviews
One shot, mature lemon of Edward and Bellas 'first time'. Simple yet tasteful..Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Get Even Or Die Trying by reader71 reviews
Bella broke up with Edward once he refused to change her. He thought he was keeping her safe. But now Bella has a new best friend, a new wardrobe, and a new boyfriend. Can he save their relationship before theres nothing left to save? Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Thongs by random smilie reviews
James, what's you favourite item of clothing? Well, I would have to say...thongs. WHAT! An all dialect piece of drabble on slight misunderstanding on the topic of clothing items.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Making and Breaking of his Lily Shrine by D. Taggert reviews
On the last day of James Potter's seventh year, he begins to take down his Lily Shrine in the corner of the 7th year’s dorm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Charlie's Police Cruiser by twilightlullaby reviews
It's been five years since Bella was changed into a vampire & she & Edward are visiting Charlie for the winter holidays. Boy, do they both have sexual frustrations. [RATED M FOR: cussing & lemon.][[ONE SHOT]]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The Journal by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Remus decides to give Sirius a journal for his 16th birthday. Sirius thinks it's the most unmasculine thing he's ever recieved, but he soon finds the most secretive pieces of himself on the journal's once blank pages. Gets kind of angsty later on. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry's Our WHAT? by LivingOnASquare reviews
Due to a mishap, James and Lily are taken to Harry's time to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his friends, James and Lily are unaware of their relation to Harry. Will they ever discover he is their son? Set in the sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Namesake by shewhoguards reviews
“We could call him Sirius?” What's in a name?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Not Another Instant Messaging Story by theenvylover reviews
heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Mother of All Pranks by draco-is-the-punk reviews
James Potter has made the mother of all pranks. Sirius and Remus must pretend to be in love for one week, and if anybody guesses its a fake, they both get cursed by a potion James gave them. Cursed with a six month long disfigurement. SBxRL eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Breaking the News by random smilie reviews
George was saying something about Contraceptive Charms needing to be cast every ten or fifteen minutes while shagging vigorously.It is kind of hard to wave a wand when you're having an orgasm, but still, I should've been more careful. HG. T bordering on M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rosebushes by ms james potter reviews
She didn’t know why she was here, to be entirely honest. Lily and James get lost in some rosebushes. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Open at the Close by savvyliterate reviews
Harry kept his eyes locked on the Golden Snitch, praying it would get into the right hands. For once it did and the Snitch revealed its secrets, his life would change forever. HG, POSTDH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mother Nature Shouldn't Have Made Me A Mother by Lily x James 4 eva reviews
Title's kinda selfexplanitory. The seventh years have to take a new manditory class to improve their parenting skills. Not long, LJ, SOC, ROC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dusk 'Til Dawn by Books4love reviews
Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,496 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Thriller by theenvylover reviews
Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Hungers by A. Zinc-Senkahai reviews
Edward needs more than just Bella's blood. He needs her in general. How will he unleash this whole new complication of their alreadytoocomplicated relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Parenting For Dummies by indescribablyBee reviews
It's the Marauders and Lily's 7th year and they are required to take a new class. They get turned into children for two weeks each. Nothing could go wrong, right? Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
When They Wrote Essays by Soami reviews
Professor McGonagall made them write end of year essays. In her first one, Lily Evans didn't mind James Potter falling off his broomstick. In her last, she hoped he wouldn't. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fingers by random smilie reviews
He's suddenly noticed that her fingers are the most beautiful he's ever seen. He will tell her that her fingers are something special, just like the rest of her. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pass Me A Note by TheLibertyWalk reviews
LJ! Marauders, Lily and her friends pass notes in some classes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
The Fall Through The Veil by opungo reviews
What was going through Sirius' mind during the fall through the veil and what happened to him after. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Evans, you're my angel by TheLibertyWalk reviews
LilyJames... James tries to win Lily with pickup lines, but... Read and you'll see what happens next. My first oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Daisy Blue reviews
A single touch, the brush of a hand or the gentle graze of a foot and he’s captivated all over again. [LJ Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tongue Muscles by random smilie reviews
Did you know that the tongue's the strongest muscle in the human body? And we don't even have to excercise it! A slightly crazy LJ oneshot. In which Lily ponders on how to excercise her tongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
God's Gift by random smilie reviews
Contrary to poular belief, James Potter was not God's gift to women. At least, that's what Lily Evans believed. In which Lily battles with herself to find reasons to hate James. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Conversations with the Dead by random smilie reviews
Remus goes to James' grave and talks to him. I miss you guys so so much. A reflective and slightly sad fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
She swore by random smilie reviews
James grinned. She swore way too much.' A oneshot on Lily and James. lily has a ver foul mouth. Includes swear words and implied you know what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Six Degrees of Drunkenness by B.C Daily reviews
A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chicken Soup by always-urs reviews
Bella gets sick adn Edward has the perfct cure. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Broom Closet Bon Bons? by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Typical. Juuust Typical! Lily EVANS is stuck in a broom closet with James POTTER! for a whole night...What fun they will have. Off Cannon...reeeeaaaally of cannon...Sorta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Secrets in the Room of Requirement by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a tedious fight, Lily and James find themselves twenty years into the future. A new side of James is revealed, James swears he's been cloned, and Harry's own life is put into jeopardy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Back In Time by Marie of Romania reviews
What if the Special Prize Inside of a box of Wizard Pops turns out to be a Time Turner, taking the Trio back in time? Say, to the Marauder Era? Read and find out! Harry Potter Back to the Future crossover. JPLE with a little RWHG. Rated T just 2 be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Teal Trouble reviews
At first it was a harmless game of truth or dare... until Ron Weasley is mentioned. What happens between Hermione & Lavender and Hermione & Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 207 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Trouble With a Diary by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a series of some unfortunate events, James finds himself in the possession of Lily Evans' diary. Convinced that the diary holds her true feelings for him, James and his friends set out to try to discover what secrets the book hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/25/2006
Beneath The Floorboards by passionfornight reviews
Edward has a secret. What happens when Bella finds it? One shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daydreaming is Uber Fun by MissMarauder5 reviews
A oneshot in which James ponders up the most perfect daydreams with strawberries, Lily, chocolate, and frilly things. JAMES POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Walk In Your Shoes Literally by Lily x James 4 eva reviews
After James makes a mistake and casts the wrong spell on him an Lily they are in for lots of unexpected things like..perhaps, switching bodies? Now all they have to do is keep it from their friends...wish em' luck! R&R please! LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,169 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boxers Or Briefs Version 2 by passionfornight reviews
A different version of Boxers Or Briefs. This is longer and had Edward wearing or maybe not something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
The Year When Everything Changed by MissMarauder5 reviews
Lily, James, and Sirius get transported into the future in the beginning of their Seventh Year and meet Harry Potter. Lily has always hated James. But ‘has always’ doesn’t mean ‘will always’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ron and Hermione Together by Midori-Shortie reviews
Hermione visits Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Bloody Muggle Hospital Beds by ms james potter reviews
Lily, James, and a moving hospital bed. Catastrophy? Horror? Love? LJ. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Under the Bed by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Underneath James Potter’s bed, Lily Evans finds dirty clothes, quidditch magazines, dusty textbooks, and the best eavesdropping opportunity of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Everything Will Be Alright by MissMarauder5 reviews
So how exactly do the lovely Lily Evans and handsome James Potter finally come together?Well, join the Marauders & Lily on their journey in Hogwarts and find out!Watch what happened before the time of Harry Potter & when Voldemort was just coming to power
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,252 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Drunken Fool by MuffledLaughter reviews
When Harry comes to the Burrow drunk one night, Ginny tries to talk him into getting himself a girlfriend. Harry asks her startling question, What about you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I'm Lupin For You by CrazieDasie reviews
It's Lupercalia and Remus is skittish, Tonks is determined, Sirius is smug and Molly is annoyed by them all. SBRL Takes place during Ootp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Veil of Time by walmer92 reviews
When Sirius falls through the veil Harry runs in after him. against all the odds, both he and Sirius emerge except that Harry is back at Hogwarts in the time of the Marauders. in other words: time travel, pranks and a it of LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005
The Kitchen Window by Dreamscapes Symphonic reviews
Sirius reacts to events at the end of Half Blood Prince. Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Sirius B., Albus D.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 443 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lollipop by writeaboutweasley reviews
Ron's newest addiction…lollipops…rating for safety...oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Vanilla Lip Balm by The Big Dance reviews
Lily has something that James really wants to have. So she hides it in the Hogwarts Castle and asks James to find it. However, the reward turns out to be much better than she expected. LJ 7th Year ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dog's Guide to Kissing a Girl by Pirate Perian reviews
Remus is afraid that if he tries to kiss the girl he likes, she'll say no. But with a little advice from Sirius, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Moment I Knew by Rigella reviews
Late at night, James tries to pinpoint when it was that he first realised he loved Lily. When was the moment he knew? One-shot. Reveiws are love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hips to Die For by any1 reviews
Voldemort - Snape. Written for Soawen's challenge: 'Even Lords bow to some.' Not from the Subplot universe; naughtier than my other stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Ron And Hermione? by pentobean09 reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
The Secret by MidnightCowGurlS reviews
Ron and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Between Werewolves by Pirate Perian reviews
OotP, chapter 23: Mr. Weasley gets a plethora of visitors on Christmas Day, but his werewolf bitten roommate has no visitors at all... that is, until Remus Lupin decides to have a chat with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
Patronus by Ashfae reviews
Remus' thoughts during the anti-dementor lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Remus L., James P.
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Candy Filled Bowl reviews
"He hadn't even twitched when the skeletal hand jumped out at him from the candy filled bowl I'd offered him mischievously." Ginny sets herself on a mission to find out what's wrong with Harry - her way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
LILY LURVESSS PRONGS! reviews
Then Sirius grinned. Then Sirius Black bellowed...LILY LURVESSS PRONGS! James Potter finds out Lily Evans has fallen in love with him...from no other than his faithful friend, Padfoot. ONESHOT LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete