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Okay, for those of you that have been here before: Arigatō, Merci, gracias, Go raibh maith agat, Xièxiè, grazie, obrigado, gamsahabnida, Danke, Spasibo, Thank you for coming back!!

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Favorite Animes: Bleach, Toradora!, The familiar of Zero, Fairy Tail, Ouran High School host club, fullmetal alchemist, Fruits Basket, Death note, Naruto, tokyo mew mew, Yu gi oh.

Favorite Books: Skulduggery Pleasant, Halo, The "Study" Books (Poison Study, magic Study, etc.), Harry Potter, ...Crap. How come whenever I have to say what my favorite books are, I cant remember them!!

Question: Did any of you cry at the dedications at the start of the last Harry Potter book? It says:

The

Dedication

Of this book

Is split

seven Ways:

to Neil,

to Jessica,

To David,

To Kenzie,

To Di,

To Anne,

And to you,

If you have

Stuck

With Harry

Until the

Very

End.

That made me cry. Hard.

You know the way songs sometimes describe the relationship people have with each other? Yeah, well I REALLY thing this one suits Valkyrie and Skulduggery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBoNV-OW84 and I think this one describes Clary and Jace : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOU0ZGifTHY

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Unexpected Plans by MinkyLove reviews
A/U: AtLA. Aang proposes to Katara, but she refuses him. Toph had love but lost it in a bitter betrayal. After Aang makes a rash decision, fate steps in to stir up their plans as a new threat has grown in the six years since the war has ended. TAANG/Some Zutara. IN PROGRESS.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 139,645 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Aang, Toph, Katara, Zuko
Crack by TheDeliquent9 reviews
WARNING CONTAINS SERIOUS CRACK! Well we all know a life with Skulduggery and Valkyrie wouldn't be normal. Rated T because I think Skulduggery is a pervert. Valduggery with a tad of Ghanith.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
A bunch of oneshots made from my crazy mind. Some of them are sweet and normal, others are full of bad things, and others are just Skulduggery and Valkyrie arguing. Rated T for those iffy situations sometimes. Mostly Valduggery. Please read and review :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 116,206 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009
It Goes Bump In The Night by NerdySkeleton reviews
There's absolutely NO such thing as monsters. They don't live in your closet, and they certainly don't hide under your bed...Right? Rated T for minor swearing and blood, gore, and violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Elle Lawliet by DarkAlliGator reviews
L has a daughter. She wants to find out who Kira is. Oh, and who her father is too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 59,235 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Guardian by NerdySkeleton reviews
Rated T for suicidal thoughts..."Slowly, she raises her barefoot and begins to take the deep plunge...'That first step is a big one,' someone says."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2010
Once Upon A Time by NerdySkeleton reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and his friends never seem to live in a nice fairy tale world, and never get a "happily ever after" ending. Let's change that, shall we? Crack and normal pairings. Updates are erratic. Reading and reviewing is much obliged :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Happiest Place on Earth by KurosakiLove reviews
Needing a break from Hollows, Ichigo takes Rukia on a trip to Disneyland. One-shot/IchiRuki/Rated T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Who ate the last chocolate biscuit? by Vitani Black X reviews
my first fanfic so be gentle. the title is self-explanatory really
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by NerdySkeleton reviews
Arr! Avast ye, matey! Come aboard an' hear a tale of dastardly pirates, cruelty, romance, humor, an' beautiful vessels waitin' to set sail across that great body o' water! Yet a tale of darkness this be. Caution to you landlubbers. Ye be warned.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010
Savior by RockDiva reviews
Alice is Hatter's sanity. Hatter is Alice's muchness. They are each others' savior. Lyrical prompt drabbles to "Savior" by LIGHTS.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Chasing The Wind by XS Fanatic reviews
Okay,so,this is my first story,so don't judge it too harshly,because I wrote it about a year ago,and it was three a.m.But,anyway,it's a raikim,so hope you like it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
Evil Angel by blackfrost08 reviews
Light becomes a god of death, and strange feelings rise within him. LxLightxL Yaoi. Rated "t" for stong themes. will be very diferent fom the manga/anime, i just felt like making it like that.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Heart to Give by NerdySkeleton reviews
People say to follow your heart. But what happens when you don't even have your own heart? With unexpected villains and deathly schemes, the tables are turned on the Skulduggery Pleasant gang. Rated T for gore and violence. Now Complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Let's Ditch Prom! by sweetascandi29 reviews
It's prom night at Ichigo's school! All the dudes have dates except Ichigo! Who will he ask out? Orihime? Tatsuki? Rukia? Well, read and find out. And once you do find out, you'll see how disasterous it is. Or will it turn out romantic? Read and find out!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Disorientation by Destined To Repeat reviews
Not, strangely enough, the act of becoming less similar to China. "Either Valkyrie had become incredibly adult within the past, oh, nineteen minutes or so, or she had gone deaf." Compensation gift for the ever-patient natureismagic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
A Late Tea Party by fyd818 reviews
After all those times Hatter scolded her for being late for tea, and here he was, later than ever! His tea was getting cold, for goodness sake. He hated cold tea. Whatever could be keeping him? AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Goodbye Eli by NerdySkeleton reviews
They were all gathered to say goodbye to a relative acquaintance. It was no one they all especially liked, but they knew he would be missed. Written for That Creepy Kid's Funeral Challenge. .
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
The Shinigami That Was Spirited Away by Period Period Period QMark reviews
Honey-roasted nuts in one hand, a sort of melancholy in the other. I watched him work. My face lit up when he found an answer. Rukia's POV. IchiRuki! This story is Rated T for a reason. NOTE: Off hiatus!
Crossover - Spirited Away & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,139 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rin, Rukia K.
Chapter Two: Blind Love by Bynius reviews
Follows the adventures of 19-yr-old Toph.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Loser Appreciation Day by Lady Azura reviews
In which Ichigo hates Valentine's Day, Rukia loves strawberries, Orihime's way off again, Karin's growing up, Urahara decides to play Matchmaker and Byakuya wants Ichigo's head mounted on a wall. Let the chaos begin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Battles by kitotterkat reviews
As she walks down the aisle, looking at the only person she could never look away from, she’s sure of her future. There will be more battles. Some will be with demons, and some will be with each other. They will always make up. R&R please!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Silence Speaks Volumes by NerdySkeleton reviews
It's always the silent ones who have something to hide. . . Rated T, but later chapters will be marked M. Read and review if you please. Now complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,375 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Love CAN Prevail by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
Risa/Otani. Otani says something hurtful to Risa and they break up, but he isn't doing so well, K for depression.
Lovely Complex - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Storm by MollyBriana reviews
After an unexpected accident the Xiaolin Monks are drifting away in the sea. Things look grim as Kimiko wiahes she could have one more moment with Rai when... Oneshot. RaiKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
25 Days of Christmas by NerdySkeleton reviews
25 different aspects of the Christmas season all spread out across 25 days. Shopping, baking, and egg nog galore! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and everything else! Dedicated to all my friends, and one special friend yeah, you, HJ! :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
What's his Name? by bernie-chan reviews
ever wondered what Fletcher's name really is or how fletcher found out Valkrie's? Well here's the place to read about it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Ninja Valkyrie by annie.of.belle reviews
Inspired by Falnet.G.Clock-Heart's pic Ninja Valkyrie . last fanfic for a while - school stars tommorow. Valduggery
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Leslie Never Dies: An Alternate Ending by MaxCullen-Whitlock reviews
What I would rather have happen at the end. Leslie survives and they realize what they mean to each other in the magic of Terabithia.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
The Immortal Rescue by NerdySkeleton reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are forced to save some very interesting immortal beings from a mysterious man who wants their power. Everyone must put aside their egos and Godship to be safe. Rated T because I said so :D !On indefinite hiatus!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Returnings by NerdySkeleton reviews
People Valkyrie and Skulduggery have met over the course of their partnership keep popping up and causing a ruckus. After words are thrown around and people get hurt, the world will need another helping of saving its ass. Rated T just in case :D Complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,830 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Burnt by Bonzodog reviews
You will kill her?" the Torment asked.' Skulduggery and Valkyrie had a plan, one to save her life. But what would happen if the plan went wrong? T, Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Kiss Among Reindeer by learntosayhello reviews
At a Christmas Party, everybody ends up wearing a reindeer mask, making it almost impossible to know who is who. When Kimiko and Raimundo have the best kiss of their lives under a mistletoe, their attempts to ignore it only draw them closer together.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
Tears for You by Aquile Storm reviews
Ichigo was sick, down with the seasonal flu and fever. But this time, his temperature was exceptionally high. And it made him act... differently, Rukia noticed. Much too different to be deemed as an effect from the fever. 'What was going on' she wonders
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
And So They Fall by JaceandJasper reviews
What happens when the fireworks end? Read my story to find out!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
airborne acrobatics by smartalker reviews
In which Toph is manipulative, Aang is half asleep, and Zuko is naked. As always.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Toph, Aang - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Say Your Goodbyes by With A Smile reviews
This time might really be their last. Ichigo x Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Summer Fantasies by Kimiko-on-fire reviews
On a hot summer day Kimiko and Raimundo create their own Summer Fantasies when they play outside with Omi and Clay.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
City of Ashes: Epilogue Remixed by myoathkeeper reviews
Based on the Mortal Instrument Series by Cassandra Clare: Ever wondered what would have happened if Clary had told Jace the truth at the end of City of Ashes?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
alternative by smartalker reviews
You get the whiteout, I'll get the birth certificates. — JaceClary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Water by Raolia reviews
Toph has always feared water, but maybe the avatar has a solution... one shot Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Rise of the Fallen by Darth Muad-dib reviews
Raimundo and his friends fly confidently off into battle in search of the latest Shen Gong Wu, but as they fight Jack for control of it, they discover a new evil that threatens to shift the balance of power. Please R&R.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The Taming of the Shrew by Ren is a bird reviews
A comedic proposal IchigoxRukia.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete