Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, Naruto, and Supernatural.
Fandoms I belong to:
House of Night
I am slightly obsessed with the first five. The last two, though I still adore them, are no longer very high on my priority list. *sighs* Supernatural is addictive. Can't help it if I would rather find out what's going on with the Apocalypse and the Mother Of All Monsters than whether or not Ivypaw is really evil and if Neferet is ever gonna get caught. It doesn't help that they closed our only bookstore to make room for a new clothing store in the mall. Can't buy the latest books in the series until they show up at Wal-Mart, and, sadly, Warriors never does. So basically, the only fandoms that I'm guaranteed access to are the TV ones. Stupid mall people. Bookstores are way more important. Who really needs another Hot Topic or Journeys or whatever the heck store they ended up putting in its place? *is going through serious B. Dalton withdrawal here* Anyways, I write fanfiction when I have time. Which isn't very often. But I always finish what I start, even if it takes me a couple of months in between.
So. What's next? Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to write down the pairings I like, now would it?
DeanXJo ...But I guess it just wasn't meant to be. Ah well. Lisa's good enough, I suppose. She let him go, which was awesome, because Dean without Sam is like peanut butter without jelly, y'know? It's all right, and you still love it to death, but it just feels wrong somehow, like something's missing.
SamX? ...Jess. Only Jess. Stupid yellow-eyed demon. Hmm? Ruby? Ugh. No. Die, b*tch, die!
BobbyX? ...Maybe that one police lady whose name I always forget. Minor character. Keeps returning. I keep thinking there's some chemistry there, but maybe I'm imagining it.
BonesXBooth ...Booth's girlfriend sucks. I hate her. But she's too nice to hate. Somehow that makes me hate her more.
AngelaXHodgins ...Was happy when they got together. Sad when they broke up. Confused as hell when they got married out of the blue. Now...? Content. Mini Hodgins/Angela on the way.
IzzieXGeorge ...Guess it wasn't meant to be, huh? Oh well. He was too awesome for stupid Izzie anyway.
CallieXArizona ...CallieXSloan is awesome, but they're more like Meredith and Christina than anything else. They're each other's person.
LexiXSloan ...Possibly LexiXAvery
House of Night:
DamienXJack ...Neferet must die. That's all I can say.
HollyleafXBreezepelt ...well, that is, until that the end of series three. Then, just, y'know. Ewww. Nasty.
What now? Crack pairings? Yeah!!! I doubt anybody will ever read this, but who cares? Crack pairings are awesome!
AngelaXGalbatorix ...This probably greatly upsets those who believe she actually *is* Galbatorix.
SolembumXSaphira ...Though that one may not be crack. Hmm...
AngelaXBrom ...Again, possibly not crack.
DeanXCas ...Although...that actually seems doable. However, as Dean has said several times...he does not swing that way.
EbisuXJiraiya ...One-sided stalker relationship.
None here, really. Strange. I thought there'd be at least one. Huh.
House of Night:
Plenty here, but none that I find particularly intriguing, nor any that are remarkably funny.
SpottedleafXFirestar ...One-sided stalker relationship
JayfeatherXYellowfang ...Constantly stalking each other
Is there anything else? Not really. Perhaps a short "About Me" section. Everybody has those, right? Here goes...
Hiya! My name is KatrinaCrystal. I like the shows and books listed above. As you can probably guess, I get kinda sorta majorly sucked into them. Especially Supernatural and Naruto. They're just so freakin addictive. More addictive than pistachios. Sam'n'Dean. Naruto'n'Sasuke. Dunno why everyone wants to stick 'em together in a pairing. I mean, I totally get it, but it's just...eww. Naruto and Sasuke are best friends. Practically brothers. To have them as a couple...that's bordering on incest. And Sam and Dean *are* brothers. So that really *is* incest. Ugh. Nasty. But...to each his own, I suppose. Ah well. Now, enough. Didn't I say this was about me? Let's try again. I am years old. My phone number, -, is off-limits to the public, as is my address. I *will* tell you, however, that my favorite color is green and that I refuse to choose between cats and dogs because it's a very difficult decision and besides, let's face it, goats trump both of them. A warning--I have read Twilight. I am sorry. The books were intriguing, but after watching those terrible excuses for movies, I've sort of lost my taste for it. And that one episode of Supernatural had me torn between laughing my @$$ off and wanting to crawl under a rock and die of shame. I have one older sister, one younger sister, and three little brothers. They're kind of awesome. I wanna kill them sometimes, but they're kind of awesome. I am a person who says random and stupid things just to brighten the mood. I like to read, write, draw, talk, run, and act like an idiot. I am odd. Quirky. I tend to ramble. I'd like to think that I'm hardworking and dedicated, but in truth I am actually very lazy. I tend to think of myself as jaded. Make of that what you will. Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the best meal in the world. Walking on Sunshine is the best song in the world. There are very good reasons for both of those opinions, though it is unlikely that you will ever find out what they are, as they are also very private. I aspire to get my (original) work published someday, though I realize that such a happening is highly unlikely. I like criticism. It doesn't have to be constructive. I can handle flames. In fact, I welcome them. A review is a review. I like cheese, potatoes, pizza, and chocolate, though perhaps not all together. I dislike pickles, eggs, sour cream, and soda. Yes, I am a freak. I like ramen. And pie. I have always liked them. Nowadays I just like them a little more than I used to. This has nothing to do with any orphaned foxbrat or weary hunter. Honest. I swear. I am a jeans and a t-shirt kind of person. I like monkeys, but I am slightly scared of them due to the fact that a teacher once showed my class a video about Ebola. I tend to ramble, as I'm sure you noticed as you read through this "About Me" section. I am a very sarcastic person, and tend to be rather pessimistic, though most people can't tell. I also tend to use the word "tend" far too often. I often find myself wishing, as do many, that I could be more than I am. Better. Wiser. Faster. Stronger. More understanding. More talented. More selfless. More more more. I find myself to be full of s's: silly, stupid, selfish, solitary, solemn, somber, sarcastic, sentimental, scaredy-cat, smarty-pants, sister. My outlook on life is one that I find hard to describe to others. Basically I think that people in general are extremely stupid, but not in terms of intelligence. What I'm trying to say is that people are stupid because sometimes they just don't get it. I'd elaborate, but like I said, I find it hard to explain to others. My real-life role model is my mom. Yeah, that's what a lot of people say when asked who their role models are. My reasons are just as trite and corny as theirs, and every bit as much as heartfelt. My famous-person role model is J.K. Rowling. She rocks. My TV-and-book-land role models, the ones that, when you really stop to think about it, tell you the most about my personality, are Rock Lee, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi, Atticus Finch, and Dean Winchester. And no, they are not arranged in any particular order, though I am indeed a firm believer in the saying "Leave the best for last." Make of that what you will. I think I'm finished here. If you read this all the way through to the end, I would like to thank you--firstly for bothering to visit my stupid page, and secondly for reading it all the way to the end, considering the amount of unnecessary crap I shoved into it. So...thanks. You're kind of awesome. Well, this is as good a place as any to stop.
Happy Hunting! Watch out for mad rabbits! Beware the quiet board! Don't shoot the clown! May StarClan watch over you! Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again! Ja ne! KatrinaCrystal
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