Lieutenant Nightwing
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Joined 11-11-09, id: 2143629, Profile Updated: 11-28-10
Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Generator Rex, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Heya peoples!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Lieutenant Nightwing! :D

Let's start with the basics: I'm a fairly new writer here, so do your best to be easy on me. Most of my specialites include song-fics, short stories, and the occasional poem. As any writer here on FF.Net knows, constructive criticism and reviews are always welcomed and appreciated; flames, however, will be ignored and/or deleted.

A lot of my inspiration comes from some of the weirdest things. Some of them include:

1). When I'm in the shower (I ought to keep a little waterproof notepad in there to keep track of ideas).

2). When I'm out of town (really gives me a better perspective for my settings).

3). Dreams

4). Outside (especially around twilight)

I am always welcome to new ideas, and I'll do requests, but you may have to wait a little while on those (I admit, I have a very busy schedule), so be patient with me. Feel free to drop me a line whenever.

My personal info (i.e. age, name, etc.) are all classified top-secret information. If told you, I'd hafta kill you first (JK - I'm not as evil as I sound). Just for now, call me Suisei (that's my pen name when I write my manga, full name is: Suisei Yasashii) or Lieutenant. I will tell you that I'm a Scorpio/Water Monkey in the zodiac and that I'm female, but that's all.

A couple of side notes as well:

1). If you are reading one of my stories and you find that half-way through, you really don't like it, then for the love of Pete, save yourself and don't go any further! Just get up and leave! Please, spare me the horrific details of how awful it was and that it nearly made your eyes leak from their sockets, cuz I could care less. It's not that I think I'm the best writer in the world (in truth, I'm not. I'm just a humble fanfic author), I just don't feel like getting into the drama. Like I said, constructive criticism is welcomed, as long as you don't go Simon Cowell on me.

2). If you want to borrow one of my OC's for a fic, that's fine with me as long as you put in the disclaimer that the character that you are using is not one of yours. I don't like being cheated off of or used, and I doubt anyone else here enjoys it either. Feel free to give me a buzz on using one of them :)

Acknowledgments

I want to thank a few very special people before I go any further. I want to thank my friend Emily "Mily" for her support and helping me get here (kudos to ya, buddy!) and my friends: Chelsea "CheZ/Ninja-Bot ", Alex, Jacob, Ana, and Gabby for their support. You guys rock! Hugs all around!! X3 I would also like to thank those who have posted. You are all a courageous inspiration to me and others (hope it doesn't sound too sappy). Plus, let me offer props to those who review my work and offer pointers when needed.

All About Me

Here are my:

Likes: Writing (duh! why else am I here?), drawing (I'm a fairly mediocre artist), anime/manga, music, bookstores, meditation, stargazing, warm weather, Fall foliage, cozy socks, being with my friends, fast sports cars, puppies, anything oriental or dealing with Asia, ice hockey, soccer, gothic, British punk, skater punk, and Indie fashion, video games, my computer, action movies, CosPlay, and nature.

Dislikes: Arrogant, self-centered, or egotistical people, mainstream items (True, I use a few, but that doesn't mean I enjoy it), poisonous animals, politics (Yeah, I'm a little bit like a hippie (minus the drugs). So what?!), too many questions, too much sexual innuendo, hospitals, injections (a.k.a: shots), radical terroists, South Park, soy milk, tomatos (unless it's pizza sauce or ketchup), blood (ironically enough, I'm into vampires. Go figure ._.'), any of the SAW films, clowns, yelling, arguments over the dumbest things or just about anything for that matter, spoiled bratty kids, ventriliquists' dummies (except those used in the Jeff Dunham skits. They are used for good; the rest are just evil), animatronics (shivering those...things...scare...the...living...crap...out...of...me), and people making a fool out of themselves just for the publicity or attention (how stupid can ya get?!)

Fears: Death, heights, sneak attacks, deep water (I can't swim, so I've got a good excuse), loud noises, and ghosts (I'm a believer in the supernatural (don't panic, I'm Christian), and that if you do something stupid to provoke the spirits, you're gonna pay for it)

Hobbies: Ikebana (Japanese flower arranging) and origami, jewelry making, cooking/baking, learning how to play acoustic guitar, hoping to learn how to play bass guitar and samisen, sewing, weaving, writing my own manga series, a little bit of indie animation (nothing posted yet), and trying to learn how to work on cars and be a mechanic.

Favorite Foods: Sushi, ramen, pizza, Japanese food, Chinese food, Thai food, Greek food (especially gyros), Vegetarian food (I'm not true vegetarian, but, hey!, it's good food), cheeseburgers, chocolate (X9 Yum-O!), Chocolate and Strawberry Pocky (WHOOT! I'm really wanting to try the Marble Royal Milk Tea flavor), Skittles! XD (damn the braces though, but (plot twist) I JUST GOT THEM OFF!!! :D YAY!!!!), doughnuts (especially raspberry-filled ones 8D- drooling mmmmm...), black licorice (I know I'm crazy cuz I don't like strawberry or cherry licorice (blech), but to me, nothing beats true black licorice), apples, strawberries, grapes, peaches, and all other types of fruit (I'm a fruit-a-holic), chicken or basically anything in the poultry department (except dove. I love doves too much to eat them), and fish.

Favorite Beverages: Green tea with honey, any type of black tea (i.e. Earl Gray, Darjeeling, Breakfast Blend) with milk and sugar, Chai latte, StarBuck's pumpkin spice coffee, coffee with milk only or straight espresso (the best stuff in the universe!!! GO CAFFEINE!!!!!), Tazo's Giant Peach Tea (so good!), VitaminWater (in the Energy and XXX flavors), JONES sodas, Coke (down with Pepsi! XP *hiss!*), and sugar-free Red Bull.

Favorite Music: Music is a huge passion of mine. I'm mainly interested in the following genres: techno and its sub-genres, metal, rock and its sub-genres (especially indie rock), ambient, J-Pop, meditation, classic rock, Celtic, and alternative. Plus, I like a little reggae and folk music. My favorite bands are Angels and Airwaves, Annie Lennox, AFI, Barenaked Ladies (those songs are hilarious! XD), KORN (funny name, awesome music!), Disturbed, HIM, Triduum, ColdPlay, Jimi Hendrix, RUSH, Hawthorne Heights, Counting Crows, Capercaillie, Loreena McKennitt, HelloGoodbye, PANIC! At the Disco, a little bit of Fall Out Boy's songs are okay, Def Leppard, Death Cab for Cutie (8D luv 'em!!), ENIGMA, BUCK-TICK, Orange Range, ~L'arc-En-Ciel~, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Phil Collins, some of Nick Lachey's stuff is good, The All American Rejects, ORANGE (they did the theme song to Generator Rex), Enya, NickelBack, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dido, Tom Petty and the HeartBreakers, Timbuk3, Afro-Celt SoundSystem, Govi, Yanni, Jim Brickman, Eva Cassidy, Rose Chronicles (why did such a good band die so young? TT-TT), 2raumwohnung (they're German), Zap Mama, Elvis Costello, Feist, Graham Colten Band, West Indian Girl, Sarah McLachlan, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Used, Nightwish, Thalon (they're a really good MySpace band. check 'em out sometime.), CAKE, Van Halen, Regina Spektor, and a whole lot more than I can fit on this entire profile without making it a page long! -

Favorite Books: Did I happen to mention reading is another one of my favorite things? I love it, but I just don't have enough time sad, isn't it? :( . I'm really into the Sci-fi/Fantasy genre, and I've leaned a little into the horror and mystery genres as well. So far, my favorites include the Harry Potter series, the Nicholas Flamel series, The Time Quartet by Madeline L'Engle (A Wrinkle in Time, A Wind in the Door, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, and Many Waters), anything by Stephen King (especially the Dark Tower series), The City and the Stars by Aruthr C. Clarke, Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein, The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho, The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan, anything by Edgar Allen Poe, The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux, Trinity Blood by Sunao Yoshida (I will place them separate from the manga since they are light novels), Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt, and Nightfall by Isaac Asimov and Robert Goldberg.

Favorite Comics: (as in comics in the newspaper or web comics) Calvin and Hobbes, Get Fuzzy, Rose is Rose, ZITS, User Friendly, diesel sweeties, PvP, xkcd, Baby Blues, Dilbert, FoxTrot, Garfield, Far Side, and Doonesbury.

Favorite Animals/Insects: Wolves, dogs, foxes, tigers, snow leopards, cats, birds, panda bears, dolphins, platypuses (don't know the plural O.O), Luna moths, deer, lemurs, rabbits, bumblebees, and butterflies

Favorite T.V. Shows: Dang, where do I begin? Well, let's take it from the top of my favorite anime series (both anime and manga will be included in paretheses):

Anime/Manga: Trinity Blood (A/M), MÄR (A), FullMetal Alchemist (A/M), Naruto (A/M), Bleach (A/M), Trigun (A), Eureka 7 (A/M), Cowboy Bebop (A), Blood+ (A/M), DeathNote (A/M), Black Cat (A/M), xxxHOLiC (A/M), Zatch Bell (A), Crayon Shin-Chan (A), Samurai Jack (it's kinda like an anime series), FLCL (A), Samurai Champloo (A), InuYasha (A), Doraemon (M), Gothic Sports (M), Bow Wow Wata (M), Q.Ko-Chan (M), What's Michael? (M), ARIA (M), and Mammote! Lollipop (M).

T.V. Shows: I'm really into British and Japanese television (weird combination, eh?), so the list includes The Vicar of Dibley, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Apperances, Torchwood, Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, Red Dwarf, Last of the Summer Wine, The Office (the Birish version), Mighty Boosh!, Super Big Product Fun Show (die out loud hilarious and at times a bit weird, but beware the overly catchy theme song), Ultimate Banzuke, Ninja Warrior, Hana-Kimi, MW, Ghost Hunters, Most Haunted, Mythbusters, Survivorman, Brainiac (the British side of Mythbusters (not really!) ), My Name is Earl, Scrubs, Seinfeld (it's got humor and awesome bass riffs), Angel, La Femme Nikita, Supernatural, Doll House, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Moonlight, Breaking Bad, Bones, Eureka, Warehouse 13, America's Funniest Home Videos, and any of the CSI series are pretty cool, too.

Cartoons: Invader ZIM, Code LYOKO, Generator Rex, Regular Show, Adventure Time! with Finn and Jake, Futurama, The Adventures of Chico and Guapo, King Of the Hill, The Oblongs, Mission Hill, Phineas and Ferb, Family Guy, Code Monkeys, 6teen, Secret Saturdays, Danny Phantom, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and TransFormers: Animated.

Favorite Video Games: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Legend of Zelda (the old version), HALO (all of them), any of the Atari/Nintendo 64 games (go 8-bit! WHOO!!! XD), Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Final Fantasy (all of them), Ninja Gaidan, Assassin's Creed, Burnout and Burnout: Revenge, the Old Mario games, Galaga, and Bosconian

Favorite Movies: The Matrix, Equilibrium, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour movies, TransFormers (2007), TransFormers: Revenge of the Fallen, WALL-E, Pan's Labrynith, The Phantom of the Opera (2004), Shaun of the Dead, Run Fat Boy Run, Hot Fuzz, A Christmas Story, Hellboy 1 & 2, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Back To the Future trilogy, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, V for Vendetta, Aeon Flux, The Invisible, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Young Frankenstein, Napoleon Dynamite, and any of the Hayao Miyazaki films (Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro, etc.)

Favorite Outfit: black long-sleeved sweater or turtleneck, a pair of blue jeans, my black Converse All-Stars with white socks or my fleeced-lined Canadian bomber boots, a wooden cross necklace, a black crocheted trench coat when it gets colder out, and my mismatched socks when I'm in relaxation mode.

Little Factlets About Me

I'm true to the the belief that Jesus loves me and everyone else! In other words, I'm a good Christian child and believe it or not, I'm Catholic and not afraid to say it (don't you judge me!).

It may not lookit on the favorite foods chart, but I'm actally a sugarholic. That's right, anything sweet, sugary, or even has the word sugar in it is definately a friend of mine! - I've even gone as far as to drinking my tea the way Father Nightroad does (little bit of milk and about thirteen spoonfuls of sugar) one time. It was actually pretty good, but I'd only do it once, cuz you don't even wanna know about the sugar rush I was on O.o WHOO! Talk about hyper!

I have a lot of friends, six of them being my best friends (acutally there's no argument whatsoever about it either. heh Go figure).

I don't have any boyfriends right now (and I plan to keep it that way). If you're a boy and want to be my friend, as in person I can talk to, sure :) I'll accept.

I'm hoping to one day be fluent in the languages of Latin, Japanese, French, and German (I'm actually good at translating Latin and a hint of French, but not much).

Nicknames include: Pally-O, Invader KIZ, and BumbleBee (yes a cameo to Transformers. Hey, I call my best friend Ninja-Bot (a.k.a Prowl) XD)

I spend most of my time on the computer (sometimes boredom brings forth some pretty wild inspiration for my writing, but not always :/)

Whenever I'm at a gas station and they have it, I like to make what I call a "Coke-Berry Freeze Up", in which I fill one third of the Icee cup with Coke Icee, fill another one third with blue raspberry, and then top it off with another layer of Coke. Trust me on this, it is AWESOME!!! X9 I luvs it!

In my opinion, nothing goes better with boredom than nacho cheese Doritos!

Fun (and funny) Things You are Likely to Hear Me Say

"Oh nice!" (said in a sarcastic British accent)

"It's fairly decent."

"Trust me on this."

"Dude, ..." (usually said to begin a sentence, or end a sentence (let's just say, I use it a lot)

"You're outta your frikkin' tree!"

"Dude, the answer's 42. Get it right!" (my tribute to HHG2G)

"Yo!" (said whenever someone calls my name)

"Yeah, and if blue monkeys flew outta my butt, the world would be a better place!" (often said sarcastically and when I'm pissed off)

"I'll give ya a cookie!" :3

"Mmmmm...coffee!" (a sure sign that I'm in a good mood :) Don't ruin it!)

"Where the hell did that come from?!" (said when someone/something isn't making any sense)

"Hey fwind!" (translation - "Hey friend!"; often said around my friend, Nicole)

and finally...

"Just be yourself." :) (a message to all the known world)

Random Favorites

Favorite Fruit: Kiwifruit and Apples

Favorite Flower: Cherry Blossom ("sakura")

Favorite Manga Demograph: Shonen

Favorite Anime Character(s) of All Time: Abel Nightroad (Trinity Blood), Spike Spiegel and Ed (Cowboy Bebop), Vash the Stampede (Trigun), Kimihiro Watanuki (xxxHOLIC), and Edward Elric (FMA)

Favorite Color: Red

Favorite Chain Restaurant: Panera

Favorite Cafe: Edelweiss German Bakery (only local in my hometown)

Favorite Quote From a Book: "Here is my secret; it is very simple. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." -The Little Prince

Favorite Music Lyric: "You belong among the wildflowers/You belong in a boat out at sea/You belong with your love on your own/You belong somewhere you feel free." -"Wildflowers" by Tom Petty

Favorite Cartoon Character(s) of All Time: Aelita, Odd, and Jeremy (Code LYOKO); Rex, Agent Six, Bobo, and Breach (Generator Rex); GIR, Dib, and Gaz (Invader ZIM); Mordecai the blue jay (Regular Show); Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, and Lady Rainicorn (Adventure Time!); and BumbleBee and Prowl (Transformers: Animated)

Favorite Actor(s): Simon Pegg and Jim Carrey

Favorite Voice-Over Actor(s): (I've got 4 of them) Vic Mignogna, Troy Baker, Todd Habercorm, and Bumper Robinson.

Favorite Pizza Topping: Extra Cheese

Favorite Fantasy Animal: Dragon

Favorite Emotion: Optimism

Favorite Ancient Art: Alchemy (the computer game's good too XD (I know, bad joke!) )

Favorite Sports Car Brand: Ferrari

Favorite Cookie Flavor: Oatmeal Raisin

Favorite Holiday: New Year's Eve

Favorite Country(s): Japan, Canada, and the British Isles

Favorite Book that I Could Read Over and Over Again: The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Favorite Drawing Utensil: Gel pens or colored pencils

Favorite Anime Theme Song(s): AHHH!! D8 Too many to count! Probably either Rewrite (FMA Season 4), Dress (BLOODY TRINITY MIX) (Trinity Blood), rise (Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex), and H.T. (Trigun)

Favorite Cartoon Theme Song: Italian Leather Sofa (Mission Hill) It's also a song by the band CAKE, just in a faster instrumental version for the T.V. Show.

Favorite Magazine: Scientific American

Favorite Dog Breed: Akita-Inu

Better stop right there before I take up another whole page :)

Characters I Can Relate To

Abel Nightroad (Trinity Blood): It's not because of the 13-sugar milk tea deal (trust me). It's mainly because we both have a gentle nature hiding a vicious temper. In fact, sometimes my anger is a lot like his Crusnik modes; for example:

40 = Yelling and screaming but nothing too violent

80 = Same as 40 but with hitting and kicking; there's a possibility someone's going home with a nice bruise to show mum.

100 = Shut your mouth, don't even make eye-contact with me, and get out of my way if you value your life.,

minus that, we're both good fun to be around and care about those who are dear to us. Like him, I can also be a bit of a klutz from time to time, and admittingly, I forget things (but hey, who doesn't? I mean, we're all human).

Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist): Like Edward, family is on top of my list of things I care about the most. We're both very experienced about certain things (it's almost like we've been through it before O.o deja-vu, perhaps?). I have a tendency to be childish around certain things (needles and milk, anybody?) and I admit that I'm short (but I'm probably taller than him! XD HAHAHAHAHahaha...ha...ha...he's bound to kill me for that, isn't he? starts running and squalling AHHHH!! I didn't mean it!! D:).

BumbleBee (TransFormers: Animated): Let me tell you something, it's got nothing to do with my love of fast cars (trust me, I'm a bit of a speed demon). We just like having a good time, whether it's chilling with friends at the local cafe or dancing like a maniac at a party. Plus, we're willing to dodge danger from our friends to protect them.

Vash the Stampede (Trigun): Face it, when I feel like being serious, I'll let you know...in a few years! XD Just kidding; my levels of seriousness are pretty quick when in a situation that requires them. Like Vash, I'm find myself funny, optimistic, and lighthearted. I'm good at sharpshooting, and if there's a box of donuts in the room, you can expect that I will dive-bomb it at lightning speed.

Top 5 Songs I'm Listening To At the Moment (subject due to change depending on the mood I'm in)

"Transatlanticism" - Death Cab for Cutie

"China Roses" - Enya

"Colorblind" - Counting Crows

"Syoushitsu-ten" - Nekojyujisya

"The New Year" - Death Cab for Cutie

ChapterSong

Like fine wine with good food, music can go great with a chapter in a fanfic. Now, I'm not talking about songifcs or music memes, I'm talking about assigning a chapter with a song that seems to fit the mood being given from the writing. Some of them may be theme songs, some may be songs you've heard from the movies, some may just be new stuff you've never heard of at all. So relax, turn on the music, and let your mind wander with the flow of the story.

Kanpai! - L.N.

Favorite Quotes/Random Phrases Me and My Buddies Make Up Along the Way

Quotes:

"You have to ask? Really? Well, it's...it's because...I'm your friend." -Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood (anime)

"SHORTY?! COULD A SHORTY DO THIS?! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME: A PINT-SIZED BEAN SPROUT MIDGET?! I'M STILL GROWING, YOU BACKWATER DESERT IDIOTS!!" -Edward Elric from FullMetal Alchemist (anime) Any of the Edward Elric short rants are absolutely roll-out-of-your-chair-and-onto-the-floor-with-your-sides-hurting-from-laughing-so-hard funny! XD Even though I can sympathize with him (I'm short too TT-TT why me? sniffle)

"Duck: 'Affleck! Affleck!'
Chico: 'Shut up, Ben! Your movies ain't that good anyway!' " -The Adventures of Chico and Guapo

"Alice: '...never question the Easter Bunny once, or your first born child shall be a dunce.'
Geraldine: sarcastically 'Oh wow. That's scary. then in a curious tone Has anyone ever done it before?'
Alice: 'Well, actually my mum did it once.'
Geraldine: (sings the "Twilight Zone" theme song)" -Vicar of Dibley

"What? 'Cause he can impersonate an orangutan? F'ck-a-doodle-doo!" -Pete from Shaun of the Dead

"Kid: 'So, what are you going to do today, Napoleon?'
Napoleon: 'Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!' " -Napoleon Dynamite

"Sissy: 'Be careful out there, Aelita. It's a jungle out there."
Odd: 'You got that right, cuz I'm looking at a big babboon!' " -Code LYOKO

"Ed: 'I'm sorry, Shaun.'
Shaun: 'What for? You didn't do anything.'
Ed: 'No, Shaun. I'm sorry.'
(takes a whiff of the air and cries out in disgust)
Shaun: 'God, man! That's rotten!'
Ed: 'I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.'
Shaun: 'I'm not laughing!' " -Shaun of the Dead

"Oh, are we not still enough for ya? Fine. Have fun in there watching the grass grow!" - BumbleBee from Transformers: Animated

"It's not hip/hop, it's electro...prick. Next time I see him, he's dead." -Ed from Shaun of the Dead (little did he know how right he would be >:)heheheh!)

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now!" -GIR from Invader ZIM

"BumbleBee: 'What? You said to pack the bare essentials.'
Prowl: 'Since when are surround-sound speakers, a strobe light, and a hand-held media player 'bare essentials'?'
BumbleBee: 'You should of seen what I left back at the plant.'
Prowl: 'Where did you even find room for all this junk?'
BumbleBee: (with a sheepish look on his face) 'I'd...rather not say.' (taps his fingers together)" -Transformers: Animated

"I've been visiting my new parishioners. Frankly, I think they would be less surprised if the new vicar was Mr. Blobby" - Reverend Geraldine Granger from the Vicar of Dibley

"If you even utter one syllable, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!! cuts to a cheerful tone If you'd like to fax me, press the star key." -The Grinch (The one with Jim Carrey in it)

"We are afraid of losing what we have, whether it's our life or our possessions and property. But this fear evaporates when we understand that our lives and the history of the world were written by the same hand." -The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

"I'M NOT SHORT!! I'm fun-sized!" -anonymous

"Rex: 'Up for a little road trip? What do you think?'
Bobo: 'Don't ask me; I'm a bad influence!' " - Generator Rex

"No way...Is that a zombie?!" - Rex from Generator Rex (next time I watch Shaun of the Dead, I'm gonna say that XD)

"Would you believe that this is all part of Bobo's master plan?!" - Bobo from Generator Rex (uh-oh! OwO')

"Hello, IT; Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - Roy from The IT Crowd (Seriously, have you?!?!?!)

"This is the only clean spoon left. Let's play punchies for it!" - Mordecai from Regular Show

"Mordecai: 'Miiiiilk.'
Rigby: 'Ceeereal.'
Both: Combiiinnne!' " - Regular Show (Pilot)


Phrases

"Shorty minus 4!" -Jacob (Arrgh! I hate that so much! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHETHER OR NOT IT'S TRUE THAT I'M SHORT, JUST DON'T RUB IT IN MY FRIGGIN' FACE!! >.sigh Ed would be so proud. -_-')

"You know Chelsea, your sneezes are so cute." -Me (she squeaks when she sneezes ^-^)

"Ride on shooting star/That's all I know to this song/Sometimes you don't want it/And that little last part too!" -Me when I'm trying to sing "Ride on Shooting Star" by The Pillows (if you watch the anime FLCL, you'll recognize this song, minus the lines I put in XD)

"Sorry. I follow a strict no math diet." -Me (starting to not be so bad now that I have geometry)

"Did everyone have their crazy flakes today?!" -text message Alex sent me

"I'm hyped up on XXX VitaminWater!! -Me

"I'm really hoping for a banjo this Christmas." -Alex

"I could really use some dango right now!" -Me (Sometimes replaced with Pocky, ramen, or milk tea, but those occasions are rare)

"OH MY JESUUUUSSSS!!...oh...I forgot about the little kids...not really." -Alex

"These are my ninja shoes!" -Chelsea

"We oughta just dress up in Oompa Loompa outfits and walk up to random people in the mall." -Jacob O.o (WTF?!)

"You should replace the sugar with an apple!" -Chelsea after I had told her that I ate 12 sticks of Almond Crush Pocky and got a huge sugar buzz (yeah right! Like I'd do that XP) (Just Kidding! XD)

"Jacob: 'So far away!'
Chelsea: 'So far away!'
Me: singing Nickelback 'Been far away for far too long!' " -Jacob, Chelsea, and Me at my birthday party at a Japanese steakhouse/sushi bar.

"Oh my God! Their chicken salad has pineapple in it! I hate pineapple! Pineapple scares me!" - Emily (yes mily, pineapple is probably scared of you, too)

"When I finally graduate from high school, I'm gonna run my car into the Midtown Village fountain...either that or skinny dip in it." -Chelsea

"Is it just me, or does T.J. remind you of Napoleon Dynamite with a shaved head?" -Me

"Ian: 'What's in that stuff, anyway?'
T.J. : 'I'm sure one of the ingredients is pure evil.'
Me: 'But that's what makes it taste so good!' " - Me, T.J. and Ian discussing the fact that I drink Red Bull and what was in it


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This one goes out to all you otaku out there. Don't know what an otaku is? Here's my definition: An otaku is someone who loves anime/manga, video games, anything to with the Japanese culture, be it Pocky, CosPlay, sushi restaurants, or even bringing a cup of instant ramen to lunch with you everyday (o-kay, a little bit obsessive, but why not?), and is not afraid to show it. If you're an otaku and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lieutenant Nightwing,

This is my opinion of the 80s: Atari was KING!!!, some of the best movies were just beginning, and MTV was worth watching. If you love and miss the 80s, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Lieutenant Nightwing,

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!), puddingcup (Spock, L Lawliet, Horatio Caine, Stewie Griffin), Arrancarstar (Too many to count... Hmm... I'll name a few: Jasper, Caius, Gaara, Almost all of the Akatsuki, again almost all of Organization XIII, Zack Fair, Cloud, Kadaj, Sasuke (duh so common), Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Russia, Japan, and... Drum roll...GERMANY!!) Skipbeat411(I'm in love with Cleo, from Glass Fleet, Howl, and Usagi), Lieutenant Nightwing (I'm in total luv with Abel Nightroad X3)

Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand your family, and yet you wouldn't change anything about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Mordecai fangirl, Copy and Paste

Werewolves are waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better then vampires if you think so too copy & paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE A FRED FIGGLEHORN FANATIC, COPY AND PASTE

If you think Twilight is just another Book series, and it annoys you that people are going berserk about it and all the team Edward and Jacob stuff is just for sissy girls, Copy and Paste

You say Taylor Swift, I say Heart
You say Lady Gaga, I say Janet Jackson
You say T-Pain, I say AC-DC
You say Demi Lovato, I say Aerosmith
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Kiss
You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy paste this message. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE !

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.

(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
()Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
(x)You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
()You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
()You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(x)You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool. (Some, not all of them)
(x)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x)You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.

(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
()Sports are fun.
(x)Talk with food in your mouth.
(x)Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 18... ulp!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x)You wear lip gloss/stick.
(x)You love skirts.
()Cats are better than dogs.
(x)You love to shop.
()You wear eyeliner.
()You wear the color pink.
(x)Go to your mom for advice.
()Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
()You hate wearing the colour black.
()You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
()Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
()You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance. (I'm assuming it doesn't count if you quit after the first day)

()It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.

()You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
()You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
()You like wearing body perfume.
()You love the movies.
()Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I still do ;)
()Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 6

From the looks of it, let's just assume I'm a tomboy


For people that hate stereotypes: Let's face it, stereotyping is WRONG! If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

(I added a few in here. Hope that's okay)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart-ass

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST worship statues and think lowly of God (SO NOT TRUE!)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I"M AGAINST ABORTION, so I MUST want to kill off anyone who isn't

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Top ten annoying questions to ask yourself:

1. What do you enjoy doing on the internet?

A: I like to go on Fanfiction, check out what's new on iTunes, watch stuff on youtube, and (believe it or not) look up random stuff on Wikipedia.

2. What is the most laziest thing you do?

A: Go on the computer all day

3. What animal do you think you represent?

A: A fox

4. Out of all your OC's who do you think is the cutest?

A: Hmmm...either Vespa Satchel from my Transformers fic or Prena Barthallowmen from my Trinity Blood fic (aiming more for Prena though)

5. What is the WORST thing on earth?

A: Pain

6. If you could be ruler of earth for a day, what would you change?

A: End all form of abuse (be it animal or child) and bring world peace to all nations

7. If one of your OC's could get married to a character from POM, who would it be?

A: That'd be kinda funny if Vespa got married to Private (don't really know why...)

8. If you could hug and get hugged back by a character who would it be? (I think I know the answer)

A: MORDECAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

9. Do you think people should copy and paste this?

A: If they don't wanna anyway...

10. If life is hard for you, what do you wanna change to?

A: A bird so I can fly away from all my troubles :)

11. If you could meet 3 celebrities, who would they be?

1. Lucas Cruikshank (Fred)

2. Jim Carrey

3. Vic Mignogna

12. You do realize that you have 12 Q's instead of 10 right?

A: Yeah I know. I'm just awesome like that XD


1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Was, but not right now. Hoping to keep it that way

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I'll admit it...yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? So far, one.

4) Favorite candy bar? Too many favorites!!! D8

5) Favorite shoes? TOMS

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Maybe...

7) Least favorite school subject? Latin

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Almost

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My bestest friend, Chelsea X3

12) Favorite genre of music? Indie rock, metal, 80s music, classic rock, and ambient

13) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio

14) What time were you born? Why should it matter?

15) Do you like beer? Eew! No!

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Tempted to, but no

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? A couple of *NSYNC CDs

18) Are you sarcastic? What do you think? XD

19) What are your favorite colors? Red, Black, Blue, Fall foliage colors, Purple, and silver

20) How many watches do you own? O.o

21) Summer or winter? Fall :D

23) Favorite color to wear? Black, Blue, Red, and Lavender

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. Hate Pepsi XP

25) What color is your cell phone? Mettallic Yellow and Matte Black (BumbleBee colors! :D)

26) Where is your second home? London

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah, not too happy about it though

28) Have you ever had a cavity? No

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Does a Lava Lamp count?

30) How many video games do you own? I have an Atari and an 80's arcade game console

31) What was your first pet? A cat

32) Ever had braces? Yes. Thank God I have them off now

33) Do looks matter? No. Just be yourself. That's what truly matters :)

34) Do you use chapstick? Like a drug O.o

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Can't think of any right now

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Both

37) Are you too forgiving? Unfortunately

38) How many children do you want? Not really wanting kids (don't get me wrong. I do love kids.)

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? A GIR T-Shirt that belong to my friend and got from a yard sale she was having

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cookie Crisp, Cherrios, Coco Puffs, Fruit Loops, Apple Jacks, or Honey Smaks; or sometimes, I just like a simple bagel with a scmear of light cream cheese or toast with butter and raspberry jam (or grape jelly when I feel adventurous!)

41) Do you own a gun? No, but I know how to shoot one

42) Ever thought you were in love? Sometimes...

43) When was the last time you cried? About...maybe a week ago

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Decorated my school for Color Day at Homecoming

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Panera, DEFINATELY!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Dude, that's sick...

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No

48) Nicknames? Pally-O, BumbleBee, Invader KIZ, and Suisei

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? ... WHAT?!

50) Ever been to Kentucky? I went through Kentucky with my 10th grade class to go to Washington D.C., but we only stopped there to go to a truck stop

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yup. That's my cat's nickname :)

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? I wish

57) Do you dye your hair? Thought about dying it natural red, but didn't

58) Does anyone like you? My friends

59) What year were you born? 1992

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Nice try! XP Even I can't remeber that!

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Never in a million years!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys

63) Do you like yourself? Not really

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mum

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Nice smile, kinda tall, and middle length hair

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Gross! XP No!

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? NO!! What kind of person do you take me for?! Don't even plan on it happening either!

70) Ever broke a bone? No, hope I never do

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Never

73) Pringles or Lays? Both, but Pringles are better

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Maybe...not certain

75) Rugrats or Doug? Both

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Eh, she's okay

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? (sadly) Yes TT-TT

79) Do you have a birth mark? No

81) Can you cook? Yes, and I love to. I make a killer pumpkin pie! X9

82) 3 things that REALLY annoy you: Awww! Why three?! I've got so many! Fine, I guess I'd have to say:

1. Beat-boxing

2. My stomach growling in the middle of a test

3. A few of the boys in my Senior class

83) Do you text message often? I'm surprised my thumbs haven't fallen off

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? A few physical ones, and a lot of emotional ones

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To become an indie animator, publish my own manga series, and bcome an awesome Math teacher

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Sometimes, I'm actually more into the psychological thrillers though

88) Relationships or one night stands? Neither

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Oh yeah, just don't bathe it in grease. That's when it's really gross

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yeah

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mum

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My ex-boyfriend

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My ex-boyfriend (groans) again!

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend, Bennett

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Haven't really fallen again

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Don't have IM

100) Who was the last person that called you? No one

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Pearl's Gem Adventures by EmeraldGemm reviews
Pearl is left hurt when Steven unintentionally admits that he doesn't think she's interesting or fun, so to prove to the young gem that she is she goes on a risky, reckless, and most definitely interesting adventure into the wild. Featuring monsters, baby bears, poisonous berries, and a guilty Amethyst. This is Pearl's greatest adventure. Possible Gemshipping
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Pearl
Wendigo DISCONTINUED by Moonlightpheonix-xX reviews
Discontinued read AN
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011
Secure Dreams by BasedSpooky reviews
When Karkat is a human in a mythical!stuck universe full of strange and enchanting creatures, he re encounters a certain mer creature from his past, that may help him regain his youth and face the fear of living in a harsh and weird world.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Eridan A., Karkat V.
Sea Stuck by Lil Spiph reviews
In an alternate universe where Eridan spent most of his life in the sea, he discovers a drowning Sollux and rescues him. In a world were Eridan leads a much more fortunate, sheltered life, how will their relationship turn out?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Zoostuck by Pookieee reviews
A day to day account of Eridan's life, including failed romance attempts, an asshole work colleague and plenty of fish. Humanstuck, Eridans POV.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Eridan A.
Mother Told Me by Rohmanov reviews
Izaya isnt at his best and gets a little injury. What can a poor underground doctor do? Shinra x Izaya, and if you stare closely, a smudge of Shizuo x Izaya. FLUFFEH.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Izaya O., Shinra K. - Complete
The Little Gemini by PrinceVampy reviews
After a fight with Eridan, Sollux is left with a problem. Days later Eridan comes by to see that he changed Sollux into a two sweep old. Now having to take care of Sollux until he finds a way to change him back, that is, if he finds one, Eridan starts to wonder if he even wants Sollux back to normal, seeing as how he is far nicer this way. Awful summary. Erisol in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Bedtime Story by Not All Scars Show reviews
Goku asks Hakkai to tell him a story and so Hakkai does. This is not yaoi or shounen ai .
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Goku S., Hakkai C. - Complete
A Needed Friend by Stalker-San-Alchemist reviews
The team gets injured, and they're teaming against eachother. Goku finally loses it and leaves the group. What will they do without their monkey?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Goku S., G. Sanzo
Downside Wonderland by AtomicKokoro reviews
Shinra is an underground doctor. It goes without saying. But when the doctor finds himself stuck with a mental illness he can't seem to cure, can he convince himself to hold on a little while longer, or will he fall to his hallucinations' demands?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shinra K.
to sleep, to dream by Dr. Vamoosi reviews
Feferi is drooling pink out the side of her mouth, all her veins jumping. The long tendons down her arm are twitching under her skin, clenching and unclenching her fingers unevenly.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Experiment 121 by bonbonbunny93 reviews
Parker and four others have been asleep for over a thousand years. When they wake up many things have changed. Has their mission become obsolete or has it just begun? Will this strange priest be of any help or will he bring their mission to a final end?
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Abel N., Tres I.
Stitches by JakeTheCat reviews
Their enemies have been destroyed so what's next for the DWMA? Maka's still working on making Soul a Death Scythe, Black*Star still needs to surpass god and Kid needs to prepare to take his father's place. And now that Marie's gone, what about Stein?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,099 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Franken Stein - Complete
How To Walk Again by AtomicKokoro reviews
Masaomi is severely injured when he gets caught between one of Izaya and Shizou's legendary fights. It's up to Shinra, Celty, and Saki to teach the boy to walk again.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Masaomi K., Shinra K. - Complete
Below the Surface by lawless523 reviews
Tenpou brings Konzen a souvenir from Down Below.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Tenpou, Konzen D. - Complete
I can't believe I chose the mountains by andthenshe reviews
...every time you chose the sea. Or: Sha Gojyo, as seen by the Goddess of Mercy
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Gojyo S., Kanzeon B. - Complete
Who Did the Morning Prayers? by Languish-Dreams reviews
One-Shot. Goku's boredom leads to amusement for everyone in the jeep. Well, everyone except Gojyo, that is. Rated for a touch of language. Complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Unexpected Results II: In All the Empty Places by Samuraiko reviews
The chaos, mayhem, and irreverence of Professor Wordsworth's 'Unexpected Results' continue! Chap 17: Johanna is heading into an RCO trap at Sacre-Couer, and Abel faces a nightmarish repeat of Barcelona and Rome as he confronts van Kampfer in Notre Dame.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,769 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2007
So Help Me God by Hawkpath13 reviews
What happens when teen evo has a devious mind and a twisted sense of humor? Find out now! Series of one-shots. Rated T for slight language!
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010
Break A Few Eggs by LEP-Surface Division reviews
Conan is skilled in many things, but cooking isn't one of them. What happens when Ran tries to teach him? ConanXRan fluff with darker undertones.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Blood Trinity by Eternalbloodlust reviews
A mysterious girl spies on a research debate and works for a dangerous Orden…Who is she and what could Father Abel possibly want from her…what if Crusniks are not the top of the food chain…a bit sci-fi,AU,OC, spiritual & ren-ai;ratings may go up!
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Abel N., Cain N.
I Will Walk With You by Solora Goldsun reviews
Tess, Monica, Gloria, and Andrew's newest assignment is to make four people with troubled pasts and hurt hearts come together as one family. Will these angels succeed in showing them the light, or will they be too late? GR/TBAA Crossover.
Crossover - Touched by an Angel & Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Agent Six
Almost Raining by Light Through The Veins reviews
The bird began to traverse over the passage, his grip tightening even further... and all the world would slowly fade away, as if it were only a dream; a figment of his imagination, like the feeling that it's almost raining...
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby
Click by Comrade Zed reviews
Click. The raccoon loaded the shotgun with trembling paws. Click. His friend, a blue jay, pushed against the door with all his strength as a ravenous horde of the undead mindlessly tried to break it down. Click. Neither of them would survive the night.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Ghosts of the tracks by iSea reviews
I think the plot is based off a true story, not sure. My dad helped me write this...sort of, haha. A regular look on five regular people, all enduring the most regular fright of their lives.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
My Pet Human by narratekate reviews
Zim captures Dib and keeps him as a pet :D ZADR-Y GOODNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zim, Dib
My Dollhouse by Skylark Evanson reviews
What's the use of having a world if it's not going to be perfect?
Generator Rex - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Breach - Complete
Trinity Blood: Project Goliath by AnimeMaster24 reviews
When criminals dealing in Lost Technology are mysteriously murdered, the AX is called in to investigate. Remnants of a long-forgotten experiment emerge after 900 years, but what do the Rosen Kreuz Orden have planned, and how much does Abel really know?
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Abel N., Esther B.
My Fallen Angel by MiniShimi reviews
She was just a girl found in the streets on a rainy night. Who knew that she would fall in love with a clumsy priest, and that the return of his love depended on the fate of mankind?
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
Just like the title says. Dib chases a certain rabbit-suited alien down the rabbit hole into a world of madness in my odd little parody/humor fic. Something for everyone since it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one is largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,722 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Paranoid by tere moto the sentry reviews
Oneshot. Dib is sick in bed, and terrified that Zim will take advantage of him in his condition. But his archenemy isn't the only thing he has to worry about.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
A Giant Polar Bear by bornfreeeee reviews
What would the characters of Trinity Blood do if they were being chased by a giant polar bear? [Slight IonxEsther. Oneshot.]
Trinity Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
World Changer by Perhelediel reviews
An uneven exchange, because today, the day seems to have neglected him. [Abelcentric]
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
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La Douleur Exquise
I've given you everything but that which you hold dear; The breadth of your journey, and the sum of my fear
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Shinra K., Celty S. - Complete
Close Encounters of the Frog Kind reviews
Ryu Sanchez is an average college student wishing for a little something different. That all comes true when a strange alien makes its way into her home...and her heart. Now, with the help of her little froggy friends, can she finally live the life she had been wishing for?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Tamama
If I Am Broken reviews
::SongFic:: My world is broken...There's no reason to go on. ::Breach-centric::
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Breach - Complete
Energy's In the Eye of the Beholder reviews
TF:A-07 16 year old Vespa Satchel thought she was getting her first car, but what she got was far more than meets the eye. Can this young mechanic guard the secrets of the AllSpark, or will she fall to the darkness within her? BBxOC ProwlxOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Bittersweet Sorrow reviews
She was just a lonely girl, lost and longing for a purpose. That all changed when a kind priest took her in. Will she stay with him, or will she run from the darkness within him? :Full summary inside: AbelxOC
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Abel N.
Memories Too Sweet to be Forgotten reviews
Esther thinks back over her beloved Abel and only wishes there were someway to keep his spirit alive. Inspired by the beautiful ending credits of the anime. AbelxEsther, mostly Esther-centric though
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Abel N., Esther B. - Complete
An Abel Nightroad Acrostic reviews
An acrostic dedicated to everyone's favorite Vatican priest : Abel-centric
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Abel N. - Complete
Fragile reviews
SongFic Somehow...we'll never really know how fragile we are... Ed-centric
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward E. - Complete