E's My Brand Of Heroin
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Joined 11-11-09, id: 2143680, Profile Updated: 05-13-11
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

I'm over 18, so the stuff I write is for the over 18 crowd. I'm on Twitter @my_e_addiction. It's generally 18+ there too. JS

I'm married with two kids but still young enough to pretend that I don't have either.

Obviously I'm not a professional at this, I do this to "get away." I love reviews and appreciate all of your comments. Even the negative ones are appreciated as long as they offer constructive criticism. Please do not leave reviews that say, "This sucks." Don't like it? Don't read it.

I was able to update weekly for Everyone Else and at least every few weeks with Albertine. Well, thanks to this stupid capitalist economy I had to get one of those things that takes away from all my me time, besides a family I mean. I'm refering to my job. Fortunately, I really like what I do, but for realsies, it gets in the way of my writing. Sadly, this means I can't update as often. But don't lose hope, I'm still here and I'm still updating. Stick with me!

Love to you all.

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14946 - Favs: 13,405 - Follows: 5,966 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Be by Black-Orchid-Romance reviews
Bella Swan is invisible, no one even notices the scars or bruises left from the beatings her father insists are for her own good. When a family with ties to the ruthless underground mafia world moves to town, their son Edward takes notice, causing a string of events that could very well kill them all. **WARNING** ABUSE, STRONG LANGUAGE, CRIMINAL ACTIVITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,850 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Restraint by TorpleKnope reviews
Bella and Jasper are a homicidal couple on the run from the law who take young, meek Edward hostage in his own house. Jasper soon realizes that they are in over their heads, and are nothing but pawns in Edward's game...and that he will do anything to have the beautiful Bella all to himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,126 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 6,317 - Follows: 4,380 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,080 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Crush by Fliegendamsel reviews
I barely spoke to her the rest of the week, except as necessitated by our status as lab partners. Barely civil. Hyperaware of her presence several inches from me and of every movement she made. Obsessively thinking about her as I lay in bed each night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,388 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Edward, Bella
Blue Edward by Mrs. Cope reviews
What if blood weren't the only scent of Bella's that Edward smelled? How do you handle sitting next to someone who arouses your dormant sexual energy? A completed work.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,467 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 6,395 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Brat Pack by pkmarita reviews
AH/E&B What do you get when put together Vh1's I love the 80's with Bella and Edward? Find out here! E&B All Canon Pairings and Rated M for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,001 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Chasing Cars by GeeGee21 reviews
Bella, a self confessed cat lady, and the beautiful Daddy E. Two strangers, one night, a whole lot of drink, a bag of marshmallows, a fluffy rug and used condoms, or lack of, leaves B and E with more than just hangovers. AH AU OOC Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 254,569 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3940 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forsaken by Lilith617 reviews
"Edward, WHY is Bella turning…"...What if Edwards intentions were not what they seemed. 2010 INDIE TWIFIC NOMINEE MATURE CONTENT-DARK THEME/ALL OOC/AU (REWORKING/EDITING as of 1/2019)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,860 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Third Woman by Crash Hale reviews
Edward and his daughter Ivy move to New York City when he is offered a job there. He can't find a nanny he is comfortable with caring for his child, and Ivy is set on Bella; a young woman he falls for at first sight. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6517 - Favs: 9,745 - Follows: 4,322 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7038 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Manipulation by vix2020 reviews
Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 251 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Literotica Between Virgins reviews
Whips and chains excite her. Maybe. How will Edward's gentlemanly side handle this when he finds out Bella may have some hidden interests. Remember When This Was Fun Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Albertine reviews
Another wonderful picsperation from Emmy on the PPSS blog. A peeping vampire with incredible will power. But how long can he hold out for? AU, some ooc. Have decided to continue with my little drabble. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Everyone Else reviews
I always thought marriage was forever. It's not something I take lightly. Rose and I always joked about how people got divorced because they were "not happy" anymore. Our response? "Well get happy." Even if it means having an affair?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,788 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Another Woman's Man reviews
Bella and Rose start their own less than reputable business. They work hard to make a name for themselves and occasionally do some jobs that they never dreamed they would. How are they going to meet some nice boys if their job is to meet the dirty ones?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella
An Open Invitation reviews
A story of self-discovery and maybe acceptance. Bella, a mirror, and lots of wine. Can she be inspired by nature and friendship? O/s written for DCM Squeeze My Lemon Blog
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
Her Golden Spike reviews
No story, just some smut based on a pretty little pic from Emmy at the PPSS blog. www dot pervpackssmutshack dot com/?zx 157b816c0926c7ec Clearly very M. Mostly for Emmy, don't blame me if it's total crap. Enjoy anyway!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
All I Need reviews
Alice has had a difficult life. At nearly 18 though, she can practically see the light at the end of the tunnel. Now, she just needs to let go of her past demons and not let love blind her to the present ones. O/S for We Heart It Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete