Author has written 4 stories for Obernewtyn, and City of Ember.
I decided my old bio was kinda gay... I think I made it last year and I get the impression now that I was high when I made it, which is mildly terrifying.
Well, I'm a writer obsessed with many fan pairings (THE CUTENESS, IT'S TOO MUCH!), and I am what today would be defined as a grammar nazi (aka I am fastidious (I love that word) about correcting people's spelling and grammar, and I hate that we hold such little value in it today, it really makes me sad).
So I hope you all enjoy my work, and yeah... LONG LIVE FANFICTION, YOU'VE STOLEN MY LIFE. AMEN.
Scarily, I actually think this is true!!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off
If you swear to never do drugs of any kind add this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I LOVE THIS!!
WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
OK, I got this off person-who-changed-username's profile:
Funny Things: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -Oscar Wilde
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Unknown
I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot! -Unknown (I don't make fun of blondes or anything, but that one was just funny)
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? -Unknown
Practice makes perfect, but then nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? -Unknown
Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together? -Unknown
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! -Unknown
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? -Unknown
I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally. -Unknown
I'm busy, you’re ugly, have a nice day. -Unknown (I'm gonna start saying that to my teachers) :)
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors? -Unknown
QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!! -Unknown
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