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Joined 11-11-09, id: 2143908, Profile Updated: 12-20-11
Author has written 4 stories for Obernewtyn, and City of Ember.


I decided my old bio was kinda gay... I think I made it last year and I get the impression now that I was high when I made it, which is mildly terrifying.

Well, I'm a writer obsessed with many fan pairings (THE CUTENESS, IT'S TOO MUCH!), and I am what today would be defined as a grammar nazi (aka I am fastidious (I love that word) about correcting people's spelling and grammar, and I hate that we hold such little value in it today, it really makes me sad).

So I hope you all enjoy my work, and yeah... LONG LIVE FANFICTION, YOU'VE STOLEN MY LIFE. AMEN.


ReverseQueen xoxo

Scarily, I actually think this is true!!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If you swear to never do drugs of any kind add this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.


1. Avoid using punctuation
2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy"
3. Have your friends address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".
5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".
6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.
7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.
8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.
9. Decorate your office with mosquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.
10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"
11. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
12. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
13. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
14. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're all right.
15. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
16. Sing along at the opera.
17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
18. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

OK, I got this off person-who-changed-username's profile:

Funny Things: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -Oscar Wilde

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers
in his car. -Unknown

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Unknown

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot! -Unknown (I don't make fun of blondes or anything, but that one was just funny)

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? -Unknown

Practice makes perfect, but then nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? -Unknown

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together? -Unknown

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! -Unknown

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? -Unknown

I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally. -Unknown

I'm busy, you’re ugly, have a nice day. -Unknown (I'm gonna start saying that to my teachers) :)

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors? -Unknown

QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!! -Unknown

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Across the Hills by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
"Yeah," he said, smiling to himself as the thought came through his mind that he would hold Lina like that again. There were few things Doon had been this sure about before. "I'm coming." Post-DoD. Oneshot. DxL.
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Curiosity Within the Dictionary by Fierce Kitten reviews
Lina likes new words. She's also very curious. When Lina finds a word that starts with K and ends with S I'll let you guess what it is. ; , she wants to know what it is. And who better to help her than our beloved Doon Harrow? Romance, D/L. One-Shot
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Price of a Message by ShadowRose18 reviews
Set in the middle of City of Ember. A mysterious person asks Lina to deliver a strange message from herself. DoonxLina fluffy oneshot .::COMPLETE::.
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Doon H., Lina M. - Complete
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Your Wish is My Command reviews
I fell in love with the idea of yet more fluff when Doon and Lina are married and grown up and all that jazz, so here it is! R&R peeps, you know what to do.
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Lina M., Doon H. - Complete
Same reviews
One morning, Lina wakes up... in Doon's bedroom... in Doon's bed... On top of Doon... what happens next? NOT A SMUT! I REPEAT, NOT A SMUT! Enjoy and review, munchkins :
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Lina M., Doon H. - Complete
Rushton's World Obernewtyn reviews
Rushton's thoughts on Elspeth during Obernewtyn and every one of their encounters reversed. Sorry, no romance yet. Read and Review!
Obernewtyn - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Elspeth G., Rushton S.
Blackout reviews
A little fluffy oneshot between Lina and Doon suring the City Of Ember. No extra characters, deaths, or complications because I like it short, simple, and sweet. Please read and tell me what you think!
City of Ember - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
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