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Joined 11-12-09, id: 2144580, Profile Updated: 12-31-09
Author has written 2 stories for Warriors, and Tad Williams.

WELL HELLO THERE!

I'm Simpy. Captain Simpy, actually, if you want my full name. I'm a pirate lol. BWAH!

To sum me up, I'm random, spontaneous, and independent-- along with being sarcastic and somewhat cranky.

I've got a lot of characters in a lot of different things-- most of them not on this site.

I'm currently a sophomore in highschool and my intrests are Creative Writing and Graphic Design. Lol.

In my spare time I write, roleplay, read, and draw. I also play TENNIS. Lol.

I HAVE A LOT OF FAVORITE BOOKS.

But I love Scott Westerfeld and Vivian Vande Velde. Like, a lot.

I'm also a rather large Mercedes Lackey fan. Gryphons are awesooome.

I roleplay warrior-cats and pokemon, lol. My biggest pet peeve is blind kittens.

I have no problems with Jayfeather. He's a magical medicine cat.

I also have no problems with blind kits that get eaten by hawks or retired at birth to the elders' den.

I just hate the ones that all survive to become warriors and have a thousand blind babies with purple eyes.

I usually write fantasy and/or science fiction. Real-life is not something I'm good at or have any interest in.

I just noticed I started the last five lines all with 'I.' How self centered. Another aspect of me, lol.

Lol. Send me a pm-- I'll always chatter at you. Can't keep my mouth shut. Watch out, though! 8D

More than ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, I appreciate literacy.

I get SO HAPPY when I see it. You have no idea. That's why I love it here so much lol.

I also REALLY LOVE nice people, even though I'm a jerk. Lol.

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Blind Sided by Onomatopoeiafloon reviews
Post FANG; Iggy goes to look for the missing member of the Flock and ends up getting changed into a small child after a run-in with some creepy guys in a back alley. Now he has to rely on people he's never met to get him back to normal... COMPLETE
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 210,742 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Surviving Paradise by Onomatopoeiafloon reviews
Abigail and Hoagie are marooned on a tropical island. Why does he feel like he knows her? Why won't the TND save Abby? Will they survive this paradise, and grow closer because of it? 2/5 T for language and possible violence
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,813 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2
Life is Cold by Onomatopoeiafloon reviews
FINISHED! 12 years old and he saw his parents dead, and lost most of his childhood memories the same day. Now he's back in town 3 years later, co-owning a Night Club and working his way up through a tough gang. Then he saw HER, and everything changed. 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,861 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
The Shattered by Onomatopoeiafloon reviews
FINISHED! A new WindClan warrior is forced to help care for the shattered remnants of his scarred kin. But will he be able to keep his own mind, and heart, from breaking in the process? Takes place in original forest, after Firestar. T for violence
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,323 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Letting the Cat Out of the Bag by Onomatopoeiafloon reviews
Sequel to Cat's Meow- Wally's curse is acting up again! This time, if he doesn't fix it, he'll be stuck a cat forever! Can he tell Kuki what his heart says before it's too late? Then there's the three kittens he's got to worry about...3/4 2/5 Finished!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,801 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
The New Generation Book One: Blood Stained Snow by Taymatoes reviews
“A starving leafbare will come; the snake in the grass will strike. Frost must fall for evil’s reign to end but not before the snow has been stained.” Frostpaw wished for an adventure in her life, now she is going to get one. Is it what she had in mind?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Lightningpaw's Story by Fogtalon reviews
Lightningpaw has never been good friends with Owlpaw. In fact, they hate each other. But when a terrible storm leaves the two stranded, will they overcome their mistrust and survive?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009
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SCRATCHNAIL'S REDEMPTION reviews
Scratchnail’s back, and without master or home, is ready to gain his revenge on Fritti Tailchaser. This bitter monster is out after Hushpad-- but can he keep his conscience in check? Takes place after the Song.
Tad Williams - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
V I S I O N A R Y reviews
Two WindClan warriors are caught up in a deadly plot against the WindClan leader—can their deceased father uncover an answer through his own past before it’s too late?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Tallstar - Complete