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Joined 11-13-09, id: 2145222, Profile Updated: 11-18-14
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

I haven't actually been reading fanfics since I was 14 I think, but recently found my way back by reading advanced English book at my university and remembering how I learned the language in the first place. 19 now, moved to a nice flat in a big city, and still the same things I liked 5 years ago seems to be my best source of pleasure even today. I'm afraid to say I will probably never grow up, which doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing. Wearing my Slytherin scarf every day to my military university, ha! I'll make an attempt at writing even, even though I haven't read what I've written on here since it's probably too lousy. Oh well. Doesn't hurt trying.

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Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scarves by Laiika reviews
It all changed when Malfoy gave Harry his scarf. Now his whole perception is changing and he's questioning thing's he'd rather leave alone. And in the background, Umbridge waits. Slash HP/DM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Just Want Your Kiss by Desperate For Attention reviews
It started as just kissing, just fooling around, no love, no affection, no ties. Just solid comfort in a distressed state of normality. Yet it developed into so much more than either of them could have even imagined possible. Harry/Draco Slash. Editing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unusual Fears by SilVeR-EyeS-93 reviews
Nobody knows what Draco fears and he wants to keep it like that. When the Gryffindors and Slytherins are placed together for Defence Against the Dark Arts classes and made to face a boggart it will surely end badly... Harry x Draco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,657 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
22 ways to annoy your boyfriend by sci-fi.is.my.life reviews
Idea Five: Prank call them from the next room
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
In the Bleak Midwinter by annapear reviews
When Harry finds an injured Draco in the snow, he is forced to confront his own feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An AZ of How James and Sirius can Come Out by ObsessiveDevil reviews
An A to Z of a bunch of scenes of things that might happen if James and Sirius were trying to come out of the Closet. None of them are actually related. But most of them are either cute or funny. Rated M for swearing and... themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
For a Few Moments by apoptart reviews
While Sirius and Remus danced around the room innocently and unequivocally happy, he willed his two best friends to enjoy it for all it was worth. Because really, in times like these, it was worth quite a lot." Marauder's 7th year, RLSB. Fluff, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Some Memories Are Better Lost by MagickBeing reviews
Harry was in a coma after the final battle. He has awakened now, but he finds his mind wiped clean and his verbal skills gone. When Draco shows up to help, will he trigger Harry's memory? And if he does, what if Harry was better not remembering?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Moony by apoptart reviews
“A werewolf? You think Remus is a werewolf? Remus Lupin? Our shy, sickly, kind, gentle Remus Lupin? A werewolf!” Sirius simply shot a toothy grin and nodded energetically. “My God.” MWPP, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slow Hands by eleventy7 reviews
Blood, shadows and paper hearts. The Shadow hunts students, but Draco Malfoy most of all. Set after DH. May contain traces of HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Tale of Boy and His Diary by xForeversEndx reviews
Oneshot! It's been done before but why not? Draco loses his diary. Who finds it you ask? None other than his very muse for writing, Harry James Potter. What could possibly be written in that diary that upsets Draco so to lose it? Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Bet by Bunaco reviews
Draco Malfoy was never one to turn down a challenge. But what happens when his friends bet that he can't get Harry Potter to go out with him? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,594 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kärlek gör ont by EmeraldOrbs94 reviews
Harry och Draco är hemligt förälskade. Harry vill inte berätta för någon, men Draco har en annorlunda åsikt. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blurring The Lines by AlbuslovesGellertx3333333 reviews
Pansy and Hermione's sixth year is not what they had anticipated. What happens when the two girls begin to blur the line between love and hate, and what are Harry and Draco doing? HG/PP HP/DM Hermansy, and Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Pages in My Book by Samparam reviews
Draco försökte redan det första året på Hogwarts att bli vän med Harry Potter. Men fyra år senare sliter hans känslor för Potter sönder honom inifrån, och det är inte längre kändisskap eller pengar han är ute efter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Arranged Marriages TM by QueenofBookworms reviews
HPDM, mentions of SBSS. "Let's get Harry and Draco married!" Dumbledore declared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Minute to Midnight by LegacyOfThePheonix reviews
Draco Malfoy failed his first, and last, task as a Death Eater. Now he dreams of the one person he can never have, and ruminates on his life past and present. Set to Missing by Evanescence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Room of no Secrets by Daaro Moltor reviews
Potter och Malfoy har bråkat igen. Den här gången får de som straff att Harry ska berätta ALLT om sig själv och sitt liv för Draco. Frågan är bara om inte ALLT var lite för mycket...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truthfullness by Daaro Moltor reviews
Draco har lagt märke till att Harry betraktar honom, och bestämmer sig för att hälla i Potter en flaska veritaserum för att få reda på varför... 1a kapitlet helt på Svenska, 2a med engelsk dialog.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Emerald Fog by Annamia reviews
Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter. Harry Potter hates Draco Malfoy. When the two are landed in detention together, they must learn to get along and Draco must learn to face his feelings. But what will happen when Harry finds out? HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,726 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Epilogue by fan with a short attention span reviews
My scripted version of Book 7's epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fast för dig by Daaro Moltor reviews
Harry blir tvingad av Snape att prova en trolldryck som Neville har gjort. Som väntat så funkar inte drycken som menat, faktum är att den inte verkar funka alls. Men nånting händer och plötsligt så är han fast för Malfoy, bokstavligt talat! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,170 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Existing by TygerZ reviews
Draco exists, but only with Harry. A H/D ficlet. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Will To Survive by Netrixie reviews
“I, Harry James Potter, do hereby affirm that this is my Last Will and Testament." DRARRY, DMHP, sadness followed by a weird form of Happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Occlumency Take 2 by jadewtch reviews
Harry begs Dumbledore for a new Occlumency teacher. What happens when the Headmaster finally gives in? ONESHOT Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Needing You by kinatsurune reviews
H/D slash, one-shot. Post war, slightly AU. Harry's life takes a turn as he encounters Malfoy in a Quidditch match.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Days of Denial by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Today I Watched Draco Malfoy Die by misfyt reviews
After attaking the school using dark magic, Draco is murdered by a group of Gryffendors. Harry offers his strong opinions on the matter. It's kind of different, but I like it a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Love Is Eternal reviews
Sequel to There Is No Such Thing As Too Old For Sex. When Harry's birthday is coming up, you'd think that he's going to have an age crisis. Of course, Draco is the one freaking out. Again. Dom!Harry, Whiny!Draco, Random!old lady. HPDM. T for slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Months of Paradise reviews
-"So that, when my mother died, and I was left the responsibility of a damaged sister and a wayward brother, I returned to my village in anger and bitterness. Trapped and wasted, I thought! And then, of course, he came." - Albus Dumbledore, DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G.
There Is No Such Thing As Too Old For Sex reviews
Today is Draco's birthday, and Harry has something special planned for him. Though nothing goes as planned as Draco refuse sex because he's "old." Harry proves him wrong. Pervert!harry and bottom!draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cykelturen reviews
Harry visar Draco hur man cyklar. Slash HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Laughing reviews
After the war, everything gets out of hand and Harry ends up in Azkaban. Insane!harry, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Analyzing Draco reviews
Draco tells Harry how he got his scars. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy's do not cry reviews
Draco is lonely and depressed, can Harry help him or will he just make everything worse? HPDM slash. Flangsty. R&R. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wake Up reviews
“You'll be the end of me, you know that?” He gave Harry one more look before stepping out in the empty corridor.' Characters death, angst, post-war, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pants, You Get Out Of Here reviews
Harry is wondering what he and Draco are going to do when the kids are away. Draco have an idea that involves pants and furniture. HPDM slash. Short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Words Are Meaningless And Forgettable reviews
Draco loves Harry. Harry loves Ginny.. or does he? HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dry Lips reviews
Harry Potter has dry lips and Draco Malfoy is going to do something about it. Warnings: Slash, non beta'd.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete