Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose
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Joined 11-13-09, id: 2145427, Profile Updated: 03-06-10
Author has written 12 stories for House, M.D., and Inheritance Cycle.

Hiya!

Please read and try to understand why Arya8996, Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose, and PromiseMeTomorrow haven’t been updating:

Dana and/or Tori, sorry we haven’t kept in touch. A lot has happened. We miss you and hope you are safe.

We are terribly sorry if this is an inconvenience to anyone and I hope you understand. Good luck to all of you and may the stars watch over you and good fortune rule over you and all whom you may love.

-Violet (Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose) and Promise (PromiseMeTomorrow)

Another note:

Help?!

911!

We'll keep you all posted.

Again fate has decided to take out its anger on us.

Shortly after we posted, another even bigger crisis happened. Promise's parents have been in an accident. Their currently critical and the doctors sent us home after a good seven hours. We feel so helpless. Promise is a mess and I'm not much better. We told Arya, she's even more of a wreck.

Promise's is staying with me. God, can fate screw us even more? I don't think it's possible. Thank you all for your kind words. We'll keep you posted. Anyone have any idea on how to get promise to know we care about her and know how she feels. The same thing happened to us except our parents didn’t make it.

Promise has completely closed up and is pushing everyone away.

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Emergency Page by Monkey and Music Lover reviews
Cuddy's never sure when House's emergency pages are really emergencies, so when she ignores one might that be a big mistake? House gets into an accident and pages Cuddy for help, but she doesn't answer. Will he be able to trust her again? Huddy/Luddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,170 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Buddy Collections by EclecticRegard reviews
Series of one-shots involving mainly HouseWilson. Contains pre-slash, slash, and now a bit of HouseWilsonChase in a few chapters . Rated for language and sexual situations.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 47,425 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Flirtatious Torturing by KeyLimePie14 reviews
Sam can be devious, but is she taking it too far this time? FreddiexSam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Words and Actions by rividori reviews
A collection of various stories. House/Wilson. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
Puzzles by PerLuminisPropinquus reviews
One-hundred one-shots about House and Wilson. House/Wilson pre-slash and slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
His hurt, Her Fault by Sway3000 reviews
Set after episode 10 "Wilson". When Cuddy finds out Wilson had purchase her loft, she goes to confront House but finds out he had nothing to do with it do. She also realizes by being with Lucas, she had hurt House in so many ways she couldn't imagine.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Reach Out by Subliminally Profound reviews
People live for years, sometimes forever, going through the motions of solitude and conformity to ideals of the self that do not align with what they truly want out of life, or one another.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
Can't fight this feeling by g.fox90 reviews
After four months of avoiding each other, House invites Cuddy to his birthday party and despite Lucas's feelings she goes. Can she continue to fight her feelings towards House? Will this event change them, forever? CHAPTER 18 NOW UP R&R !
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,564 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Using Wilson's Words by ghnobody reviews
When House and Cuddy argue, he remembers the worst thing a friend has ever said to him. Spoilers for Season 6 Ep Wilson. Rated T for very light adult language
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Sixty Minutes With Dr Nolan by Juliabohemian reviews
Dialogue only conversations between House and his psychiatrist at Mayfield which make up the entirety of one hour sessions. M for language and very touchy subject matter. Spoilers for season 6. Eventual House Wilson slash. House Nolan friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 245,986 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - G. House, D. Nolan
F for freud by pumpie2 reviews
House has a strange dream. SLASH H/W WARNING: Violence Swearing Sick!House
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,549 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I Hate This by HeartbreakDevil reviews
House is dealing with some issues and Wilson, being the friend he is, tries to help. Eventual slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Babysitting Blues by BugBite15 reviews
When Cuddy can't find a babysitter for Rachel, she has to ask the ONE PERSON that she'd rather...not. HUDDY! T to be safe.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Shuffle by deleted777 reviews
A series of unrelated House/Wilson ficlets inspired by song titles randomly generated by my iTunes... NOT song-fics, just used titles as prompts! Rated M for some explicit content. M/M slash, don't like it, don't read it. Reviews welcomed!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
Survivors by Cardio Necrosis reviews
A collection of unrelated drabbles--some slash, mostly friendship, all House and Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Forever by Arya8996 reviews
There was one thing that was tying me to this world..ONE THING..one string that kept me sane and living..the bad thing was that i could never be with him,I Arya,a 49 year old elven princess had fallen in love with Eragon,a 16 year old human dragon rider!
Eragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,162 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Arya, Eragon
The Unreported Side Effects of Grape Soda by fourleggedfish reviews
By request, the missing scene from episode 6:07 "Known Unknowns," picking up right after Wilson face-plants the table. Could be pre-slash if you're wearing your goggles, or strong friendship with dopey-drugged!Wilson if you're not. Enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Meet The Huddy Children by Random Dice reviews
“Mom!” Will shouted, waving his hand back and forth to draw her attention. Ignoring the looks of the nurses around, Cuddy practically ran to her only son and hugged him close, her arms slipping under his, as he was as tall as his father. *New Title!*
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Could It Be Any Harder by Ares' Warrior Babe reviews
WARNING: Major character death s . I wanted to write a story where I had the characters deal with the death of someone they loved.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009
Just Friends? by ImWithTheVampires181 reviews
When Edward was human he had a Best Friend named Bella. When Edward "died" Bella was Changed. So what happens when 100 years later she meets him again. Will they fall in love or will they keep denying what is there, or will something split them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tortured Soul by sstacker92 reviews
Part of the Contract universe. House has a nightmare. Reviews are yummy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Ties That Bind by Insert Witty Name Here reviews
House and Chase both come to terms with what it means to be a father. NON-slash. Father/son fic it's like severitus for House, lol
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2009 - R. Chase, G. House
Morning Rituals by kaitlin.perkins42 reviews
House thinks about how mornings used to be, how they are now. Warning: House/Wilson slashy goodness ensues.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Friends Do This, Right? by GF-221b reviews
Alternate ending to "Under My Skin." Slash. House/Wilson. COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Bowling Night by MitchPell reviews
Bowling night wasn’t part of the custody agreement.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, R. Chase
Home by Phate Phoenix reviews
It’s like having the anti-Jiminy Cricket on your shoulder OR House has a conversation with his greatly-less-pleasant-than-usual half. Spoilers through ‘HOUSE DIVIDED’.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Jam Session by LizzehBoo reviews
House discovers Chase’s prowess for music. Of course, this is the perfect opportunity to show off. Chase and House friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
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Six Feet Deep In Fidelity reviews
House lets Chase in after Wilson left him.Little does he know that he will end up trusting Chase more than he could have ever imagined. And soon Chase end up as Houses Best Friend.But when someone House loves returns will House's fidelity be comprimised?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - G. House, R. Chase
Never Is Forever reviews
Amber didnt die in the bus accident, and most people would have said goodbye when she was dieing, but House says goodbye to his last chance of ever telling her hes in love with her.But maybe he'll get a secondchance at her after all,and with Wilsons help!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - G. House, Amber V. - Complete
Make a wish reviews
I wish I could tell Eragon that hes my son,that I could call him mine in other then my own mind.thought Brom as he did as he did everynight.a short series about what would happen if Eragon found out that Brom is his father, with a little help, of course!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Brom, Eragon S.
Hope's Promise reviews
His knees buckled and I ran and caught him. I felt tears run down my cheeks as we both stared disbelievingly at Hope’s lifeless body. The irony of this situation hit me, in dieing, House’s daughter had managed to keep her promise…Hope’s Promise. Hilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
What if those What If's had come true?
Somethings go unsaid and some deeds go undone.Instead of what really happened what if those had been done.Set 4 hrs after House told Cuddy about his feeling for her in season 6.Maybe we would have had a much happier ending then what really went down.Huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,534 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Violet's First Shuffle Challange HILSON! reviews
I've finally tried a challange. 10 songs, 10 drabbles one for each All revolving around a Hilson established relationship.R & R!You have been warned.Dont like,Dont read.Hilson Slash.Rated Teen cause House acts worse then one! I own nothing! DS rules!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Maybe Not Goodbye reviews
When House chooses to take his own life, Wilson follows. If they cant be together when they were alive, maybe they can in their after life…“Maybe not goodbye, Maybe starting new again.”Hilson.Slash.Dont like Dont read.It says suicide!Main Character Death.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Just Think reviews
House realizes that he's in love with Wilson and Wilson discovers that he's in love with House. What will they do about it? Or are the both to afraid to realize the obvious: That they're both in love with each other! Slash! You have been warned! Rated T
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I'm going Home reviews
"I said… I love you." he finally replied softly, with his large brown eyes on my blue ones. I couldn't stop the grin that spread over my face. By the way he said it, I knew what he meant. Hilson!Slash you've been warned! placed at the first of season 6
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Everybody Lies, I Lied To You I Love You reviews
Wilson thinks House is in love with Cuddy when House is really in love with someone else. To bad House is House and wont do anything to go after what he wants. Will Wilson get House to change his mind? One-shot! Hameron
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
All I Have Ever Wanted reviews
“You don't wanna reach for me, do you? I mean nothing to you. The little things give you away.” I shouted, furious with him. “All you have ever wanted was someone to truly look up to you. And Six feet under water, I do.” He replied softly. Hilson! Rate X
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Absolutely Perfect reviews
House and Wilson share a drunken one-night stand. Wilson soon realizes he's in love with him! Will he crash and burn or maybe get just what he needs.It may not be a fairy tale, but for him it might just be Absolutely Perfect. Slash! Oneshot! Hilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete