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My name is Hannah. I have MAJOR writers block right now, so I haven't updated in a few months. *hangs head & sighs* I'm not home to often so I normally don't update to often. Enjoy my stories! Please review! I need ideas! The story The Tales of My Screwed Up Life is my baby. I have worked on it harder than any other story I have and I have no idea why. I've been getting ideas for it from everything. Camping trips, school, chores, etc... Anyways, it's probably my best and my favorite.
Rule 1: I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
Rule 2: I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin House mascot
Rule 3: I will not poke Snape's hair with a stick and then scream " IT'S ALIVE!"
Rule 4: I am not allowed to jump of the top stairs while they are changing with a parachute while saying hello to all the paintings on my way!
Rule 5: I will not stand Cedric Diggory next to the Griffindor Points Jar of Rubies and see which sparkles more.
Rule 6: I may not ask Professor Flitwick where Snow-White is.
Rule 7: The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.
Rule 8: I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years DADA teacher.
Rule 9: I will not try and imitate Snape's voice from a wall and sneak up on first years just to scare them.
Rule 10: I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
Rule 11: I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
Rule 12: I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
Rule 13: I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
Rule 14: I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
Rule 15: I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order "to see what happens."
Rule 16: I am not allowed to joke about Remus Lupin's "time of the month"
Rule 17: I am not allowed to say "That's what she said" every time someone mentions their wand
Rule 18: I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
Rule 19: I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
Rule 20: I will not yell at Voldemort saying "I GOT YOUR NOSE!"
Rule 21: I will not refer to Aragog as "Charlotte."
Rule 22: I will not steal Luna's shoes, hide them at the top of an arch and convince her it was the nargles.
Rule 23: I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
Rule 24: I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
Rule 25: I will not dump a giant jar of sparkles in the Prefect's Bath right before Cedric goes in there.
Rule 26: I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
Rule 27: I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering.
Rule 28: First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
Rule 29: If a class-friend falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
Rule 30: I will not offer a dementor a piece of chocolate
Rule 31: I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
Rule 32: It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
Rule 33: I am not allowed to turn Justin Bieber into a beaver, no matter how bad I want to.
Rule 34: I will not hold a Griffindor vs slythryn cage match in the great hall.
Rule 35: I will not convince first years to build their tree house in the whomping willow
Rule 36: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
Rule 37: I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
Rule 38: I will not melt if water is poured over me. Neither will Professor Umbridge.
Rule 39: I will not butter all of the floors of the Slytherin dungeon.
Rule 40: I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
Rule 41: When arguing with Remus Lupin I will NOT say "Bite Me!"
Rule 42: I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
Rule 43: I must not spread rumors that Lucius Malfoy is, was, or ever will be known in Death Eater circles as "Dobby's Homeboy."
Rule 44: I may not tease the House Elves with clothing.
Rule 45: I will not tell the first-years that Dumbledore is Santa Claus dressed in robes and on a diet.
Rule 46: I will not call the Wesley twins "bookends"
Rule 47: I must not interrupt and shout 'WOO! Way to go' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.
Rule 48: I will not make "OMGWTF" a spell
Rule 49: I will not go around telling first years that Snape is Batman in disguise
Rule 50: I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
Rule 51: I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
Rule 52: It is not necessary to yell "BAM" every time I Apparate
Rule 53: "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice - no matter how powerful you think you may be
Rule 54: Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled "Firewhiskey"
Rule 55: I will not point to Harry Potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.
Rule 56: I will not tell first years that if they go to room where Fluffy is, they get 100 Galleons.
Rule 57: House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
Rule 58: I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign.
Rule 59: Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
Rule 60: I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.
Rule 61: I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.
Rule 62: I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping.
Rule 63: I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
Rule 64: I'm not aloud sing "I Will Survive" while running with harry away from lord voldemort.
Rule 65: I am not allowed to refer to Professor Quirrel as a terrorist
Rule 66: If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 30 seconds, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it
Rule 67: I will not tell first-years that Hagrid is the giant who lived at the top of the beanstalk.
Rule 68: I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name is not a challenge
Rule 69: I am not allowed to feed catnip to Mrs. Norris
Rule 70: I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
Rule 71: I will not pick my nose with my wand or anyone else's.
Rule 72: I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking.
Rule 73: I may not knock of Professor Snape's door on Halloween and demand candy.
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