I have been diagnosed
Ask yourself, WHAT WOULD ELPHABA DO?
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Normal people vs. Twilight fans.
Normal people- Say "OMG, Oh my gosh!
twilight fans- Say- OME! OH MY EDWARD!
Normal people- Are scared of thunderstorms
Twilight fans- Know the Cullens are playing base ball
Normal people- Say "Shut up or i'll tell on you."
Twilight fans- say "Shut up or i'll povoke the Volturi to come after you!"
Normal people- Think vampires are like Dracula
Twilight fans- Know better then to even think of Dracula when it comes to vampires.
Normal people- Go to a psychiatrist for help.
Twilight fans- Know Jasper will make you feel better without saying a word
Normal people- Rely on the weatherman for weather predictions
Twilight fans- Rely on Alice!
Normal people- Choose to go somewhere sunny for vacation
Twilight fans- Would rather go to Forks, Washington!
Normal people- Think this is stupid and skip it
twilight fans- have this on their page