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Joined 11-13-09, id: 2145921, Profile Updated: 06-08-10
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Hello peoples! It's Shadow again. I decided that it was time I hacked her account again! It's been like 6 months already! Much too long. Tash is kinda weirded out, cause I just told her that i'm doing this... Ah well! She's the spazzoid that decided to go riding like 3 days after she got thrown off and hurt her back!!

About Me:

Im riding a dolphin!

Name-Tanasha

Age- Thirteen. Dont laugh, or i shall release the wrath of the awesome Authoress!

Country- Australia Baby!

Nicknames-Tash, Tanasha, Evil Idio.

Things I like- Jelly, Chocolate, My horse Dash, being Random(its so good it gets a capital 'R'!)

People that i like- SHADOW-KISSEDKK! she is just awesome, and she's my roasting marshmallows over Flames buddy.(flames as in evil reviews)

Twilight Characters: 1. Alice, 2. Rosalie, 3. Esme, 4.Edward, 5. Emmett, 6. Jasper, 7. Bella, 8. Seth & Leah and all the way at the end of the line = Jacob!

Inheritance Cycle Characters (Eragon Character): 1. Murtagh, 2. Arya, 3. Eragon, 4. Nasuada

Pairings-
Inheritance Cycle:
Arya and Eragon
Nasuada and Murtagh
Blodhbarm and Nienna(Arya Nuanens OC)

Twilight:
Edward and Bella
Alice and Jazzy-Boy
Emmet and Rosalie
Esme and Carlisle.

Aaaaaaaaaaand-

Lady Gaga and Michael Jackson!!

STUFF!

Random Tash- JELLY! JELLY JELLY!JE-
Shadow-KissedKK-slaps hand over Tash's mouth- I thought i'd spare you guys from that. She can go on and on about the randomest stuff!
Random Tash-looks annoyed that her plan was foiled
Shadow-KissedKK-Dont even think of licking my palm Tash!
Random Tash- Gets evil look in her eye
Shadow-KissedKK- And if you bite my hand, i swear to who ever the hell is out there that i will slap you into next week.
Random Tash- looks like she is thinking about biting her
Shadow-KissedKK- BYE!!>>
> RANDOM!!>>
>

COPY AND PASTE!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!(Courtesy of Shadow)

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.(Jarred, I'm looking at you!)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers...:'(

Good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Good Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Good Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang we did it again"(mwahahaaha!)

Good Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Good Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Good Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place(Shadow, im looking at you!)

Good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Good friend: asks why you're crying

Best friend: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
QUOTES!-

WOLF MAN DOWN! I REPEAT! WOLF.MAN.DOWN!!!!- Shadow

-pops up next to Lucy- Yeah, no. I caught ya!!

I went to the shop to buy a chicken. The next day it was dead. I dont know what happened...-> Me
Quick! Sidekick! hit the emergency eject!-> Shadow-KissedKK
Schneeb!!->Me
Covert!-> Me, while tallking about a secret plan...0.0
I'll be ok. you just go out there and save the chocolate pudding!
That pole just punched me in the face!->Me... you have to say it in an outraged voice!
Miss Phillips, will you kindly turn away while I SLAP THIS BITCH DOWN?--> Me, in English- thats where all the random quotes come from!
Err, officer, we dont have any crack... but for a good price we can get some!
I'M GOING TO KILL A MAGICIAN, WEAR HIM AS A COAT AND MOVE TO CANADA!->Shadow-KissedKK's buddy
I'M GONNA THROW AN IGUANA AT A GRANNY, STEAL HER WALKING STICK AND TRAVEL TO THE UK WITH A DOLPHIN!! -> me when my mind was totally tripping out on... LIFE!

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit! The dolphins splashing, getting everybody all wet, but this aint Seaworld, this is as real as it gets! Im on a boat mother fucker don't you ever forget!-> Im on a boat!!

This Account was Hacked on the 8th of June, 2010! And no, im not even going to try hide the fact that i hacked it, unlike TASH!~Shadow-KissedKK

Deadly Competition reviews
What happens when the Cullens are faced with an enemy even more deadly than the Volturi? One that is threatening to kill both them and the La Push pack? First story,so be nice. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009