Cricket and Bad Wolf
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Joined 11-14-09, id: 2146391, Profile Updated: 01-29-12
Author has written 14 stories for Doctor Who, Kuroshitsuji, Lord of the Flies, Harry Potter, Love Pistols/リブレ出版, Leviathan series, Yume Nikki, Brave New World, Psych, Sherlock, and Haunting Of Alaizabel Cray.

The Legacy of Cricket and Bad Wolf

We're a ferocious duo that has traveled through the space-time continuum and ended up here, of all places - a tiny town in the middle of no where, United States, where commas are shunned and Anti-Joke Chickens populate improv shows everywhere.

There's only one way to cope with it all, we decided, and that was to chronicle our lives and adventures when Wonderland was pouring from our ears.

We live our lives in extended metaphor and speak in tongues so wild the word is spelled with a 'y'.

We are Cricket and Bad Wolf, and we hope you enjoy our rambles.

Words from the ever-curious Cricket:

This is where Cricket speaks about whatever Cricket wishes, and Cricket wishes to say she doesn't take no for an answer. She will walk on the yellow line and drive on the wrong side of the road. If you don't watch out she will also end up swimming against the current. She refuses to dress appropriately as another note. She does not like rules personally, and is a little too wild.

Enjoy the third person, because it doesn't last.

Wise words from the always questioning Bad Wolf:

I looked into the TARDIS, and the TARDIS looked into me . . . I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them . . . in time, and space. A message to lead myself here. I bring words . . . to fanfiction.net. I pretend to be things I am not and call it a living, I pretend to live in times these aren't in order to keep myself happy. I try to be extraordinary in an ordinary world. I'm clichéd and ashamed, but I do what I do best: whatever I can. Sometimes I fail, but when I do, I fail epically.

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I'm Not Drifting, I'm Waiting
I'd have put crossover, but its superwholock - fanfiction only allows me two. Here is a collection of super short drabbles Bad Wolf wrote for her Donna rp account.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,986 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Donna N.
A Three Patch Problem reviews
Need a refresher on all six episodes? Not to worry - Bad Wolf will sum it up for you now . . . poetically.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
The Girl Who's Waiting reviews
sort of AU, I guess? Basically occurs in the time between the Doctor leaving Amy Pond and him coming back to get her as an adult. A little Amy and Rory playing on a playground story. c:
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
And Once Again, The City is Safe
Gus dragged Shawn to a church service - little did they know they'd soon find themselves in the middle of a psychic murder mystery.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Brave New Worldstate According to Lenina
poetry about the Brave New Worldstate through Lenina's eyes.
Brave New World - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Musings in a Letter reviews
The Viscount laments upon his encounter with the lovely lady with the grey hair, covered in pink flowers. Honestly, Who wouldn't?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Ciel P., Aleister C.
Dream Diary
Occasional AU. Taking the game, tearing it apart. I like to take a lighter version of the game ending because I'm special like that.
Yume Nikki - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Madotsuki, Seccom Masada
Wych in the Whale
Barlow meets Cathaline awwwwyeaaaaah.
Crossover - Leviathan series & Haunting Of Alaizabel Cray - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Nora B., Cathaline B. - Complete
Pistols
Shirou.. well. Poetic prose that leads a little deeper into the poor Wolf's mind. M not for reasons, but to be safe because ugh.
Love Pistols/リブレ出版 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shirou, Yonekuni - Complete
Rose reviews
Poetry from Bad Wolf. Literally. Also, the ONLY TV that ever made Bad Wolf cry was Doomsday. So here, have some emotions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
I Regret Nothing reviews
Bellatrix spent an awful long time in Azkaban . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Jack In Darkness reviews
Basically, lament. BECAUSE I LOVED SIMON. But Bad Wolf loves Jack.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Simon, Jack M. - Complete
Slowly reviews
What happens.. when you live for so long, your body stops aging, yet your mind drifts away?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Undertaker - Complete
The Impossible Pit reviews
Impossible Planet/Satan Pit poetry
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete