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Joined 11-14-09, id: 2146512, Profile Updated: 05-31-13
Author has written 5 stories for Tomb Raider, X-Men: The Movie, Chronicles of Narnia, and Assassin's Creed.

About the Author:
I'm quite the sociable person, actually. I love writing, reading, Role Playing, Jello, Pistachios, Tomb Raider, Devil May Cry, Resident Evil, University, electric blankets, snow, bubble baths, good company, a great joke, nice people, video games, computers, cell phones, televisions, anything electronic, Youtube, Deviantart, PostSecret, Failblog, cheetoes, Marvel, DC, movies with a good plot and plenty of action, anime, manga, fire, explosions, guns, crazy people, Eminem, M&M's, gum, Orbit commercials, yo mama jokes, making fun of stupid people, being hyper, killing Youtube metaphorically with different types of weaponry(Including a very sharp spork), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, pulling pranks, dry cereal, the list goes on forever, believe me. I also have an unnatural love of pistachios, but we won't get into that. I'm not as old as you'd think, but I'm not as young as you'd over-estimate, either. (hah, how's that for vague? =P) My main inspirational heroes for literature are J.K. Rowling, John Green, Stephen King, J.R.R. Tolkien, and Doctor Seuss. I think of myself as an opportunistic writer, laying out a storyline as it comes to me then filling in the more minute details as I go along. Kind of like having a bed frame, then filling it in with a box spring, mattress, blankets, pillows, etc.

I absolutely abhor the Twilight saga (books and movies) with every fiber of my being, and I believe Stephanie Meyer needs to lay off the acid.

Favorite books:
-Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling (series)
-Most if not all of Stephen King's writings
-Unwind by Neal Shusterman (series)
-Paper Towns by John Green
-Oh, the Places You Will Go by Dr. Seuss
-The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkein (series)
-An Abundance of Katherines by John Green
-World War Z by Max Brooks
-Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

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Tempus Fugit, part I by Alizorah reviews
Months after the events at Helheim, Lara Croft finally feels the effects of her traumatic and devastating experiences. As soon as she comes to terms with the reality of her newly dismal life, the former adventurer finds herself haunted by the darkest parts of her past, throwing Lara and her companions into their most dangerous journey yet- one that will change their lives forever.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,587 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Sketch by Ceville reviews
The ability to bring drawings to life was amazing – a mutation like no other. Drawing was her weapon. Too bad Melissa Bishop had all the artistic ability of a pogo stick.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,686 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C.
What The Cat Dragged In by psyche b. mused reviews
Helping 'damsels in distress' just wasn't his thing...he was more accustomed to distressing them in the first place. Unfortunately, Kelly doesn't know that... Victor Creed/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,736 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
Triple Cappuccino Mocha Oneshotish by Alizorah reviews
What comes out of boredom and too much caffeine at midnight. A collab fic with my dear friend EddieKickAxe. How Tomb Raider: Underworld may have played out if Professor Eddington hadn't been available after Bolivia, when Lara's last resort is the help from a certain other notorious American professor...but that is, of course, only his part time job.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010
A Bunch of Hot Air by McGinnis INC reviews
"I don't love you either," he replied. "Good," she relaxed, "just so we've gotten that out of the way." Because sometimes falling into another realm isn't half as fun as you'd think it would be. EzioxOc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,715 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Irony of Eden by Lionpawheart reviews
Behind every great man is a woman, and behind Ezio is a sadistic and violent, but maternal and loyal Eden Cleare, a member of a nameless gang in New York, who's just happy to get so far away from the hellhole she once called home.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 360,513 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
A Confusing String of Events by Practical Cannibalism reviews
CRACKFIC: Desmond expiriences several strange and unexplainable adventures with friends both past and present.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
A Series Of Oneshot Medic Drabbles by Qqtt991 reviews
I'll update these as I go along. Most of these are written to either cure writer's block or just out of sheer boredom.The first one a few people might have seen already.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Medic
Running the Gambit by ClairWulf reviews
This is my first story, about my favorite character Gambit. Please be nice and review!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Just a Splinter by plastickisses reviews
Malik doesn't care about Altair one single bit, until a common enemy fuels their "friendship".
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Make yourself comfortable by Ogirl15 reviews
House is spending the night at Cuddy's, and has a little problems with the sleeping arrangements. ONESHOT, DIALOG ONLY.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Dark Knight: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
The Dark Knight shortened for those who can't be bothered to watch it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Iron Man 2: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
A trimmed down parody of the latest Marvel classic. For an even more cut down version: SPOILER The Good Guys win!
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey - Complete
Shaun Hastings, Fanboy by Hermia S reviews
When a glitch in the Animus 2.0 transports Leonardo into the future, it's up to Shaun to distract him while Rebecca figures out how to send him back.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Shaun H. - Complete
Spiderbait by RawrFangMonster reviews
A tactical retreat is out of the question. Tony has to squash the spider.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/9/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
A Murder of Crows by Hogwarts 91 reviews
14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,986 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Tomb Raider: The Abridged Version by Mr. Thumbsup reviews
For people with short attention spans! The first Tomb Raider, condensed to 1336 words. T-Rated, crackfic. Not recommended for those without a sense of humor.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Lara Croft, Natla - Complete
Plastic Fantastic by Ostercy reviews
Lara Croft teams up with Barbie to defeat the Raelians. A Tomb Raider/Barbie crossover cowritten by Tim Radley and Ostercy.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Lara Croft - Complete
Iron Man: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
Want to read a shortened Iron Man parody! No? Well do it anyway! If you don't read, Iron Man will die!
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Evil With a Capital E! by the-hippie-whittlers reviews
Pepper fumes at the asinine comments of those little pricks on E! news.... They were the bane of her existence.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
A Tomb In The Earth by Ostercy reviews
Lara tells six stories which involve - among other things - a visit to Mars, her wedding, Natla after the Scion and Lara in the afterlife. Continuity One Lara Croft
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 107,742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Lara Croft, Natla - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
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Altair and the Mermaid reviews
Altair meets a Mermaid. Enough said. Get your ass in there and read or Al Mualim will get you.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Altaïr - Complete
Victor Creed Meets a Mary Sue reviews
Exactly what the title says. PURE CRACK. Might raise rating because of language and gore.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sabretooth - Complete
Lucy reviews
A simple ficlet of Lucy's feelings toward Narnia. Set after Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
When Fangirls Attack reviews
Pure crack. What happens when Team X is accosted by fangirls? Well, more specifically, the team's feral brothers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sabretooth - Complete
From the Ashes reviews
A continuation of what I think may have been happening to Lara after she had her talk with Doppelganger under Croft Manor. WARNING: spoilers
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Lara Croft - Complete