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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Basic Things to Know about me:

As of 2012, I am a 38 year old, mother of a teen. I work, work, work. For fun, I love to read!! I am a book whore with the amazon purchase history to prove it. I also build dollhouses which is a lot of fun but challenging. Everyone I know says I have the best sense of humor. I love to laugh and joke and rarely take anything too seriously.

A few of my favorite things:


The Red Garden – Alice Hoffman – This is an amazing book and currently my favorite. Of course as much as I read, my favorite changes often. Regardless, I HIGHLY recommend this book.

Twilight Series – Stephenie Meyer – this was a no-brainer. I could never put into words my feeling and opinions on these books. They have had a direct effect on my life. I gained lifelong friends because of her books and these friends gave me the courage and determination to completely change my life 2 years ago. I have so many fond memories that directly relate back to her books. I love Stephenie Meyer’s world!

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society – Mary Ann Shaffer

Every Last One – Anna Quindlen

Many, many, many more.

Movies: I love old movies!!

Auntie Mame – Rosalind Russell

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Gene Tierney, Rex Harrison

Gone with the Wind – Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable

The Departed – Leonardo DiCaprio (One of my all-time favorite actors)

Sense and Sensibility – Emma Thompson and Kate Winslet

The Godfather I and II (except part 3-that was just a travesty)

Dr. Zhivago - Omar Sharif

Quentin Tarantino is one of my favorite filmmakers and all his movies top my list

TV: I don’t watch TV very often. When I do, I tend to watch History and Science Channel. The only time I regularly tune into a show is for The Walking Dead. I am addicted to this series! If there is a hip, new show that people are talking about – Glee, American Idol, etc. – I haven’t ever seen it and have no interest. The Walking Dead is the first regular show I have watched on TV since the 90210 kids graduated from West Beverly back in 93. I can tell you that I absolutely LOATH reality TV and since that is what every other show is these days, I just stay away.

Shameless Plugs:

Links: I love to laugh. And I especially love to laugh at myself. Believe me when I say that because of my Twilight obsession, I have plenty to laugh about these days. My obsession just doesn’t make sense for a 38 year old mom. Along the way I have found a couple of blogs that have allowed me to feel NORMAL about this obsession, where I have met other women with the same interests and the same endearing quality that allows them to laugh at themselves as well. I highly recommend these. Check them out.


FanFic Preferences: Twilight Only

I only read Bella and Edward pairings. I do enjoy having Jasper as an additional love interest/involved in a love triangle with Bella and Edward. But I need her to always end up with Edward in the end.

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The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6670 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 4,317 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
102 Things Emmett Cullen Is NOT Allowed to do by Lyssa789 reviews
The title says it all. Please read, enjoy, and review. : I might continue this, instead of keeping it as a one-shot. I'm not sure yet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Emmett - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6708 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vegas Baby! by jslack reviews
Bella travels to Vegas with her two best friends to try to forget her past relationship. Lives will forever be changed after the girls meet Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. How will they deal when they discover one pair got married and despise one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,385 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,049 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9256 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19621 - Favs: 12,540 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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The Things We Do For Love reviews
Carlisle owes Demetri a favor. He takes the family to Italy to find they must take in a 16 yr old girl named Bella. Edward falls instantly in love. Will he risk his own life and family to protect her from the Volturi?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,461 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unbreakable reviews
Edward is a hotshot detective up against the Mafia. Bella is the daughter of a slain mob boss who wants revenge and a way out. The two set out together on a dangerous journey to bring down Bella's powerful family. Will they succeed while finding love along the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
Second Chances reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since grade school.This is the story of how their unlikely bond grew during countless hours spent in a meadow. The story of how a shy awkward boy and an abused troubled girl shape each others lives and eventually find peace in each others arms.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete