Xx.Crazy.girl99.xX
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Joined 11-15-09, id: 2146711, Profile Updated: 12-06-14

HEY Peoplz, I AM Xx.Crazy.girl.xX

My favourite Fanfics are: Inuyasha and Darkest Powers

I Love to wright, I have like 5 one shots somewhere on my computer.

If you are reading this it means A) you have red my story (The Only One Who Can Save Me) or B) you just found me, It must be a sign from God.

My favorite books/series are: Darkest powers, Maximum ride, Darren Shan, Sisters red, Immortal beloved, Into the woods, Fruits basket, Vampire knight,ect...

Random Stuff

...Friends/Best friends...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you singing the jail bird song.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

BEST FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Youhave to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
Best Friends: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

Friends: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
Best Friends: Start gushing with you.

Friends: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
Best Friends: Get obsessed with you.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(we’ll tell that to my broken neck)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking !after I found it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Cheese. milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? (lethal= deadly if you didn't know)

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Ill by BenteSeo reviews
'"What's happening to me?" asked Harry, perhaps for the sixth time that day.' When Harry catches a strange illness, everyone seemes at a loss. And what does Malfoy have to do with this? Does he know something the others don't? - Drarry, Ron/Hermione, Eight Year, AU, Creature Fic, will be M- rated
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,311 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Decree Number Twenty-Six by mschmnged reviews
new Headmistress Umbridge posted many ridiculous decrees but Decree Number Twenty-Six is just insane; girls and boys must be at least 8 inches apart. Furious, Harry Potter storms the halls until he overhears Draco complaining about the same decree only to have his dirty secret revealed... Harry(T)/Draco(B) Drarry, some Harry/Cedric, M rating comes in later, books/movies mix world
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,303 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Cedric D.
Strange Requests by murrey-2012 reviews
What's stranger than knocking on your neighbor's door in the middle of the night? How about asking him to be the father of your baby?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,312 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Magic of Television by Kitkat286 reviews
'Janes wants to burn innocent bystanders, Alec's a Friends-quoting Gleek, Marcus likes Katy Perry, and Aro wants to meet Voldemort... Oh no! Are the Volturi... bored? R&R'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Aro, Jane
Never Alone by xSweetEternityx reviews
-AU/AH Chlerek- Chloe is a transfer student for Lyle Academy, which is known for their special duo programs: Gen-Ed and Arts-Ed. However, due to the reason that she transferred late, the dorm rooms are all filled with the exception of one: Derek Souza's
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,382 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Many Temptations of Chloe by murrey-2012 reviews
For Chloe Saunders, high school has never been easy. What happens when the school gets three new kids?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,310 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Hormones of the Supernatural Kind by QueensOfAlabama95 reviews
The gang, Kit & Aunt Lauren go to find other victims of the Genesis Project & defeat the Edison Group. But some of the kids aren't what they seem, the Pack still wants Derek, Kit is hiding something, & some ghosts are hell-bent on getting Chloe. CHLEREK! slash!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,807 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Didn't See That Coming by MidnightFlame325 reviews
When Kagome Higurashi breaks up with her two-timing boyfriend, she quickly finds herself in the arms of Inuyasha Takahashi. But what happens when Inuyasha's ex girlfriend and her ex boyfriend both want them back? My first fanfic, so please go easy on me!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,967 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
How lucky can a girl be by RangerRainbow reviews
My name is Isabella i could hear my mother dyeing and i saw my father got shoot, i was only 5. I'm a lot smarter then most kids. I also have a grasp on my powers when I'm human. But everything changes when i meet THEM! E/Lauren Not a TEAM E/B story at all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,859 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Rocky Road by madamemouse reviews
AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,098 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
An Enemy Among Us by Hisa-Ai reviews
Mrs. H drops a bomb on Kagome when she returns home one day after an intense battle. How does she react? She should be happy for her mother, right? How will this effect her adventures in the past? And how will InuYasha react when he meets the guy? InuKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 80 - Words: 61,378 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Fairytales Are For Suckers by moi-moi819 reviews
Inuyasha's a prince of the Western Lands. Kikyou is a princess of the East. When they find out they'd been arranged for marriage since Kikyou's birth, will they do as planned or will Kikyou's younger, more free sister Kagome take her elder sister's place?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,123 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Awakened Dead by K. Higurashi reviews
Too curious for her own good, Kagome unseals a powerful and hot headed poltergeist from an old katana on the night of Halloween. He's rude, he's crude and possibly the sexiest boy she's ever met. Too bad for the dead part..IK
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,808 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Shikon High school by inuloveskagforever reviews
Hay pplz its Me! I had to erase the other shikon high so heres the same one just defrent ok? OK! SO Kags and her friends are tomb boys and Inus friends are truble makers what hapens whaen thay meet?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Knock Out by Mangascribbler reviews
Inuyasha Taisho is the best high school age boxer in Japan. On top of that he's good looking. So he should have like, a million fan girls, right? Wrong. Inuyasha is a convicted murderer, someone to avoid. And everyone knows it but Kagome Higurashi.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,768 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Shop 'till you drop! by Daichilover reviews
Kagome gets a new upgrade at her job she isn't that happy about. As a cashier, she gets to scan items, but what happens when they reveal things about her peers and even her secret crush, Inuyasha? Full of hilarious moments and romance to come!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,810 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Handcuffed to my Enemy by justbeingDazed reviews
Kagome Higurashi has always despised Inuyasha Tashio ever since 7th grade. Now there enemies. When the school fundraises an event that could change Kagome she takes it, until Kagome finds herself handcuffed to Inuyasha and all hell breaks loose.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,139 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Inuyasha School Story Revised: Love is Hard by RachelTheSilentKunoichi reviews
Sesshomaru, Inuyasha and Miroku move to a new school in their Senior year of high school. The popular girls want them but Kagome, Sango and Rin think not. Love,fights,and drama. That's High School for ya.-Dedicated to Xx.Crazy.girl99.xX ; My biggest fan.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
Slave Girl by TeenSpyGirl reviews
Kagome is a slave, Inuyasha is a rich half demon, lemon? Maybe! AU, Please RR
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,263 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
Lovin’ It by Jeany Takahashi reviews
Kagome is SICK of love. After moving into a new town, she decides to change her gorgeous looks into a not-so-gorgeous looks. That way no man can look at an ugly person in "that" way! That is... until Inuyasha became a part of her plan...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,072 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Sailor Moon Theme song, Inuyasha style by TeenSpyGirl reviews
Inuyasha is watching Sailor Moon with Kagome and is thinking about how he would like the theme song to go.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2003
In The End by Jade Daniels reviews
What Inuyasha and Kagome are thinking about on her wedding day. *Complements 'A New Beginning'*
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete