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Joined 11-15-09, id: 2146815, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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@Vampy_RN

I'm more of a lurker though, but I'll follow you back and we can @ each other and RT things. I love porn. Dazzle me.

I'm a fanfic whore...I love to read them and I've tried to write them.

I make mistakes... a lot of them I'm sure. I'm still striving for vampiric perfection...It might take a while.

You can point them out to me if you feel the need.

VACATION

I'm super busy just like you. I really want to finish these things I've started. I'm lame for taking so long.

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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,229 - Follows: 6,804 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,159 - Follows: 7,824 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,248 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22650 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 6,528 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,605 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14192 - Favs: 7,079 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,257 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 256,652 - Reviews: 6410 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,435 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8664 - Favs: 5,332 - Follows: 5,069 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 628 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
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The Evils of Farmville reviews
Dark mother's obsession with Facebook- short story- Shot OS- just something I was playing with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
War of the Cullen's reviews
A couple on the verge of a divorce after 10 yrs of marriage are miserable-occ-more inside-M for a reason- curse words and future lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dirty Little Notebook reviews
funny fluffy- When Edward stumbles on Bella's VERY personal journal and reads it he can't help but try and figure out who is having these VERY dirty thoughts. Rated M for a reason-- cannon-ooc- AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete