vehlrhide bio
 Author has written 40 stories for Dragon Age, and Alice, 2009. I like Dragon Age: Origins a little too much. I also like Left 4 Dead 2, but never played the first one. I adore Alice. Translation: I like Alistair a little too much. I also like Ellis. I adore Hatter. I try to get into character's heads. It doesn't always work, so let me know if you think my work isn't really kicking it. Feedback is tasty. But not as tasty as your tears when I write angst. Mwahaha. |
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Politics by femalegamer reviews
Bann Teagan is a handsome, charming nobleman in his late thirties who is unmarried. Ever wonder why that was? Teagan explains in his own words.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Teagan G., Isolde G. - Complete
The Shape of Things to Come by devilherdue reviews
END-GAME SPOILERS. Akana Tabris has done dangerous things in the name of freedom, unspeakable things in the name of love. She may be one step ahead for now, but fate is chasing hot on her heels. -- Multiple Perspectives. Non-Standard End-Game Choices.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,744 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Tabris, Alistair
Shades of Grey by Traxits reviews
She made him swear to keep Alistair on his feet until he could stand alone. Maker help him, Zevran will honor that final promise, even if it kills him.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Iellix reviews
We all have secrets, no matter where we come from or what we do. There's no escaping it--ever. Alice and Hatter have to learn how to deal with that.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Missives by impsy reviews
Just because the Blight is over doesn't mean there aren't catastrophes to deal with. Post-game events shown in letters; Coulistair. Chapter 30 up, with 31 to come within a day or two.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Cousland, Alistair
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Satinalia reviews
It had been an interesting Satinalia, Alistair could not deny that. Secret Swooper 2011 fill for aphreal42
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
The Taste of Surprise reviews
Tumblr exchange fic for wasdplz. Fenris and Bethany converse.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Fenris, Bethany H. - Complete
Pounce reviews
The story of how Ser Pounce-a-lot came to the Keep. Short.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Snowfall
j'espère que vous veniez chez pour moi. Secret Swooper 2011 fill for erunamiryene. Anders leaves and comes back. Set in Awakening.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Anders, Andras - Complete
The Sound of Settling reviews
Secret Swooper 2010 fill for cherith. Teagan's tale, in two parts.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Teagan G. - Complete
Omnibus: Crack reviews
A collection of the ridiculous amount of crack pairings I have been challenged with by the Swooping Is Bad IRC. Most are short, few are sweet. Rated just in case.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/11/2010
Vigil of the Grey reviews
Amaranthine is in the hands of an Orlesian, and though the Blight is over there is still something sinister in the shadows of the arling.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010
Warden A Tale of Alistair's Wrath reviews
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." – The Joker
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
The Further Adventures of Cullen, Gardener reviews
Cullen, the royal gardener, discovers something new in the rosebushes. WWB "spin-off".
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Amell, Cullen
Second Best reviews
Teagan looks up briefly, before placing the letter down softly, a long sigh escaping him. “I assume you’re here to kill us all. Would you like a drink?” Slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Teagan G., Zevran A. - Complete
Moments of Joy reviews
The first time he sees her, he is struck by how tall she is. He somehow expected a mage to be much shorter. Ficathon entry. Teagan/f!mage.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Teagan G., Amell - Complete
Whole reviews
This'll never be normal, will it," she sighs, and it is not a question. Post-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alistair, Anora - Complete
TwoFifty reviews
A collection of 250 word drabbles, based on the world of Alice and Hatter, and Wonderland.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010
No Quarter reviews
This morning they had been friends, lovers, comrades and confidants. Now? Well, not enemies, but not what they were.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Something reviews
He is not a coward, and he is not an idiot, and – oh. There she goes. Bit of a cheeky little push there from the scientist, but no harm done, he hopes.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Hatter - Complete
Namesake reviews
Beside him, Felsi chuckles, kissing her daughter's forehead before heading off to work, calling out a warning about bedtimes and tears, but her voice carries on the wind as he carries his little girl back inside, humming an old drinking song.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Oghren - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
There is little room in Teagan's heart for pity today, but a small tendril of sadness at the sight of this broken man flares up inside him. Teagan/Jowan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Teagan G., Jowan - Complete
Bonds of Family
Ser Warden, he wishes your presence in his chambers immediately." Post-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alistair, Eamon G. - Complete
Will Never Want reviews
The words fly straight over his head, circling around before slamming into his face. Post-game two-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Winter's End
Ah, a time for proving your worth and avoiding being assassinated at the theatre. Or is that just in Antiva?"
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Dreamers reviews
Pre-game. A girl who has her own opinions and thoughts - is that too much to ask for?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Teagan G., Flemeth - Complete
Viper reviews
She is the viper in the nest, but Eamon loves her, and so must he. For notlaura, because a challenge is a challenge.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Isolde G., Teagan G. - Complete
Showtime reviews
“You know.. in all the short time I've known you, I think you surprise me most when you're thinking,” she says suddenly.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Mine! reviews
"This is ridiculous," mutters Alistair, sitting in between the quarrelling pair. "She's not property to be haggled over."
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Dance reviews
His hand is outstretched, his expression that same cheeky grin that has entranced her since Ostagar.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Prayers reviews
Pre-game. His knees are already achey, but the Revered Mother will lynch him if he skips prayers again, and right now that threat is bigger than a pair of scuffed knees.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair - Complete
She Is Aeducan reviews
Grey Wardens give up their titles, their names, their pasts. That is how it is – you surrender your old life for this death sentence, and wait for execution day as a nameless entity. But sometimes the world just cannot quite let you go.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Aeducan - Complete
Everything You Ever reviews
Nobles whisper in corners about that gaze of his – like steel that has seen too much war and bloodshed, they say.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Difficult reviews
Pre-game. Teagan Guerrein has to be the bearer of bad news to a little boy.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Teagan G., Alistair - Complete
Heartbeat reviews
The shaft of light that shoots up from the top of the fort has everyone enthralled, but all he can think of is the sound that now resonates in their heads.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Cloth reviews
“Wait here a second,” she concludes, and scurries back to her tent. He is left standing in his tent doorway, covering his modesty with his own bloody tent.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Turn reviews
And it was him, not her, who stood suddenly, wiping his face with the back of his hand and choking out an apology. He does not think he is strong enough, not for this.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair - Complete
The Long and Patient Night reviews
When the Warden is injured in the heat of battle, Alistair has to wait out the longest night.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Confidence reviews
Zevran gives Alistair a little pep talk.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Vellum reviews
Know this: I want you to live. That is all I want in the world right now – for you to live."
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Cousland - Complete
untitled reviews
Just a short piece that crossed my mind.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Oghren, Wynne - Complete
Splintmail reviews
She makes him keep the splintmail.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Babies reviews
Andraste's flaming sword, I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM!" Just a short between things.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
The Remigold reviews
Alistair pulls out all the stops. For swooping is bad weekly challenge #1, option 3, based on dialogue from Ostagar.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Tense in the Shoulders reviews
He honestly never meant to end up here. He was just walking the dog. Honestly. Alistair x PC For the Swooping Is Bad clan.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Alistair - Complete
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