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Hi! I'm Never Look Back Again (Originally A Dragon in Jack Frosts Eyes)
Hurt u? they can't.
Try 2? I dare them.
Care 4 u? I do.
Be u? They wish.
Envy u? they should.
Defend u? I would!
This is for all my lovely reviewers, even though i haven't had many yet. Lol :)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you do it.
I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.
I have decided to be indecisive
Some people are like slinkies... They're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile as they fall down the stairs!!
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
(Okay now I'm scared). (see above shiver Don't hurt the innocent fanfic writer!)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Baby, I love you...
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Will share their umbrella with you
Friends: Ask why you're cryin
Friends: say you can do better
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friends: Help you get over a boy
Friends: know only a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
Friends: Will help you find prince charming
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Okay, i know this really isn't important, but I have fallen in love with Oliver Wood from HP!!!!!! Oh My God he is SOOOOO fit!!! And don't even get me started on that accent!!!!! But i still have to say... SHIKI SENRI AND OLIVER WOOD ARE MINE!!!!!!!!! deal with it.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)
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