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Joined 11-16-09, id: 2147350, Profile Updated: 09-10-11

Name: Linda

Age: Haven't decided yet... :P

Things I enjoy: Talking, ranting, spouting nonsense, eating food and sweets (but that counts as food right? Or am I wrong, again? Dammit!) being random, drinking coffe/tea, having true friends, reading manga and watching anime, not sleeping on weekends and holidays, cursing (Yes, but I only do it in secret... Tsk, yeah right, I FUCKING LOVE TO SWEAR!!! But not in front of my parents...) playing video games/computer games, being awesome, SUGAR!!! Guns/Gun facts, assassination and their weapons/arsenal. To put it short, I'm someone who can be easily impressed... *cough Idiot cough* Shut up, Strict!

Thing I don't enjoy: People that don't see how awesome I am, people telling me I'm a narcisst, losing an argument with my Personas, not having any insperation to write anything, accidently crashing my game cause I raged too hard, TROOLS (Fucking bastard, I'm gonna come home to you and- ergo, get the point?) insects, people that hate anime and manga for no reason (at least have some arguments, bitch!) Anyways, I'm not short-tempered, depending on the person, I just dislike pathetic fools with foolish foolishness...

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fairy Tail, Shaman King, Gamaran, Gintama, Code:Breaker, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Witch Hunter, Chrome Breaker, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Junjou Romantica (LOL, w00t?) Eden no Ori, Kuroshitsuji, Pandora Hearts, Beelzebub, Hellsing, High School of The Dead, D.Gray-Man, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Soul Eater, Yu Yu Hakusho, Detective Conan, Tokyo Mew Mew, Eyeshield 21, Get Backers, Dragon Ball, Ao no Exorcist... Feels like I'm forgetting someone... Ah well, I'll update as soon as my mind starts to work! ^_^ Btw, they're not in a specific order, I just put up the first manga that came to mind... (Ofc, these are mangas that I'm reading/have read due to being completed!)

Favorite Games: Dissidia Final Fantasy, Crisis Core Final Fantasy, Assassin's Creed 1,2 & Brotherhood (Looking forward for Revelations!) Sonic The Hedgehog Two Battles, Legend of Zelda Windwaker/Twilight Princess, Crash Bandicoot ALL THE GAMES! Call Of Duty Modern Warfare: 1 & 2 (awaiting 3!) Super Mario (It's Mario, do you need to ask?) Bayonetta, Tekken 6 (Haven't played the other ones *bows head in shame*) Devil May Cry 3 & 4 (Dante, me no likey when you are emoish!) Portal 1 & 2, Super Smash Bros Melee/Brawl, Gears of War 2, Metal Gear Solid ALL OF THEM CAUSE THEY'RE FREAKIN AWESOME! And I have a lot more games, these are just the ones my puny little brain can remember, I shall be back sugar high and hyper!

Favorite Quotes:

Crisis Core Final Fantasy:

Zack: "Embrace your dreams, if you wanna be a hero, you'll have to have dreams."

Zack: "Do the Turks really do that?" Tseng: "Don't worry. Thanks to you, my salary's better."

Zack: "Me and Cloud here are both backwater experts. Oh Yeah!"

Zack: I've never seen you use that, don't you think it's a waste?" Angeal: "Using it would mean wear, tear and rust. Now that's a REAL waste."

Angeal: "You're a little more important than my sword... Just a little."

Zack: "You'll be my living legacy... My honor, my dreams... They're yours now." Cloud: "I'm... your living... legacy."

Zack: "Hey, would you say I became a hero?"

"Men cry not for themselves, but for their comrades."

Bayonetta:

Bayonetta: "If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible... So don't you dare cry!"

Bayonetta: "I'm sorry. I forgot to mention one of the reasons I hunt your kind. You're much too ugly not to put out of your misery."

Bayonetta: "If you get in my way, I will...how do the Americans put it? Oh, yes. 'Bust a cap in yo ass!"

Bayonetta: "I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town!"

Metal Gear Solid:

Gray Fox: "Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in."

Solid Snake: "I'm no hero... Never was. I'm just an old killer... Hired to do some wet work."

Vamp: "You, too... immortal?"

Raiden: "No, I just don't fear death."

Raiden: "It was never going to work out for me. It even rained the day I was born." Solid Snake: "You've got it all wrong. You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness."

Solid Snake: "Unfortunately, killing is just one of those things that gets easier the more you do it."

Otacon: "I want to ask you. Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?" Solid Snake: "Yeah. I do. I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other. But if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them."

Colonel: "There's a terminal in front of the elevator, a node."
Raiden: "Did you say "nerd"?"
Colonel: "Not "nerd" - "node."

Raiden: "I am lightning, the rain transformed."

The Boss: "I raised you, and loved you, I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There's nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life."

Devil May Cry:

Dante:"Flock off, feather face!"

Dante: "Hah! Check it out! Its got wings!"

Dante: "You want a date? Well, forget it. Because I make a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!" Lady: "Date a demon? I'm not that desperate!"

Dante: "Devils never cry..."

Dante: "Damn it! You guys totally wrecked my shop and I haven't even named it yet!"

Lady: "He was obsessed with becoming a devil, so much he killed his own wife. For that he butchered innocent people too. He's the most vile kind of creature. To top it off, that filthy scum... is my father."
Dante: "Well, we have something in common. I have a dysfunctional family too."

Dante & Vergil: "Jackpot!"

Vergil: "Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness... Might controlls everything. And without strenght, you cannot protect anything, let alone yourself."

Dante (Devil May Cry) (Because I love the fool!)

"You poor thing. Didn't your mother ever teach you how to use a door?"

"It bugs the crap out of me when somebody talks more than I do."

"Dude, my father wasn't that hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?"

"Adios, kid."

"A fight every now and again does make life more interesting. Don't ya think?"

"That's a solid performance for an old fart like you."

"First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... We are all satisfied... And you are set free...!"


Now I know I'm pretty crazy to you guys. But, as I say to everyone: I'm not crazy, just mentally retarded! So now that we've gotten that out of the way. Let me introduce you to my many alter egos a.k.a. Personas:

Crazy Linda - Wants to kill everyone around her, usually comes when I'm really mad at someone, but not very often (can channel my anger, luckally)

Strict Linda - Holds Crazy Linda locked up, comes out when something serious is happening

Happy Linda - When I'm happy or feeling joy inside me, haha mostly all the time

Lovedovey Linda - Always when I'm in love, seriously I hate the feeling...

Lonely/Mystery - Sad or just feeling like not sharing my feelings, this happens when I know something you don't know or when something bad has happened

Assassin/Ninja Linda - One thing: NINJA MODE!!!

Mischevious Linda - When I'm plotting revenge or feeling angry at someone, the feelings are a mix of anger, hatred and just plain evil

And The ABSOLUTELY WORST!!!

Inner Demon Linda - A mix/twist of Crazy Linda, but has the abilitys of Assassin/Ninja Linda and the hatred of Mischevious Linda, has the brains of Strict Linda and the knowing of lonliness as Lonely/Mystery Linda. BE AWARE!!!! If this (I call it "this") comes out, WORLD DOMINATION/ THE END OF THE WORLD/ END OF HUMANITY/ END OF EVERY SINGLE GALAXY!!! Only happens when something absolutely terrible and horrible comes forth...

Conversations staring me and my "feelings"

Me: "Are you kidding me? I have to wait 1 fucking month for the next chapter?"

Friend: "Yes it's true but don't worry it wil-"

Crazy Linda: "What did you say?! Oh, I'm not going crazy, absolutely NOT..." grabs onto iron fence...crack

Friend: "Oh god!"


Me: "I'm bored..."

Strict Linda: "Then why don't you do your home work?"

Me: "Shut up, ...I already did it!"

Strict Linda: "Then why did you have that awkward pause in the beginning?"

Me: "...I really hate you sometimes..."

Strict Linda: "Love you too."


Phone rings downstairs

Me: "Crap!"

Assassin/Ninja Linda: "Ninja mode activate!"

BACKFLIP out of bed.. FLYKICK door open.. FLY downstairs.. MATRIX past other people and other objects.. DIVE! COMMANDO ROLL! CARTWHEEL! answer phone subtly like the whole epic adventure never happened...


Friend: "Hi Linda!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Linda?"

Me "..."

Friend: "Linda!"

Lovedovey Linda: "I'M IN LOVE!!!!! *hugs everyone in the room* I love ya all!!!"

Everyone: "NOOOOO!!!!!"


Teacher: "I'm sorry Linda, but a B+ is perfectly fine, I can't change it."

Me: "Oh, okay. Don't worry, I understand."

The Next Day

Sub Teacher: "I'm sorry to say that Mr. Levinsky is sick and can't be here today. Apparently it's food poisoning."

Mischevious Linda: "MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

Sub Teacher: "Excuse me?"

Mischevious Linda: "Oh, it's nothing!" innocent look


I am currently working on... Wait, what?!

DJOSAIPDKMSIOGNAFKASIFSD

SON OF A BISCUT!!!!

Somehow, due to a virus entering my computer, all my files have been deleted... I managed to save some of them, unfortunately, they're school project documents... -.-' My fics got deleted and I am seriously bawling my eyes out... *Cries in a corner* Oh, dear lord...


R&R pwease, or Ken-chan will slice you up :D

No flaming or spamming, but I would like some critic that could help me improve the fics!

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