Author has written 9 stories for Lost Boys, and Aliens/Predator.
It's you and me against the world... WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!
welcome to my profile!
Name: you can call me Jess...or Jessie if ya like.
Age: I'm seventeen years old.
hair color: dark brown
eye color: brown
gender: Woman, female, girl
personality: i have a love for life, kinda crazy, dances to the beat of a different drummer, happy, can get mad. yeah that's pretty much it.
likes: animals, good friends, life, my family, books and animals.
dislikes: mean, stupid people. idiots.
Favorite Actors: Norman Reedus, Johnny Depp, Morgan Freeman and Alan Rickman
Favorite Actresses: Angelica Huston, Renee Zellweger and Nicole Kidman
Favorite Bands: Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, Nickelback, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Twisted Sister and Motley Crue.
Favorite Music Genre: Country, Bluegrass, Rock, Heavy Metal, folk, classical, reggae, pop.
Favorite TV Shows: Walking Dead, Xena: The Warrior Princess, Gunsmoke, Criminal Minds, NCIS, True Blood and the Simpsons.
Favorite books: pretty much anything.
FAVE MOVIES: Boondock Saints, Dark Harbor, Secret Window, Sherlock Holmes, Lost Boys, Dark Shadows, Pirates Of The Caribbean 1,2,3,4, Lord of the Rings 1,23, Harry Potter, Lonesome Dove, Peter Pan (2003), Alien vs. Predator, Predator, Aliens, Tombstone, and oh I can go on forever...
Favorite colors: red, green, blue, black, brown, purple and white.
favorite animals: horse, dog, wolf, and black panther.
Also I write stories.
Mostly vampire things.
That's... pretty much it.
"It looks like the one who once did the wanting suddenly wants to be wanted by a different wanting that has a want of wanting that has never been wanted for the sake of want... ness, Aye?" -Jack Sparrow
"I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living."
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.”
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
Smile. It confuses people.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What’s he going to do, kill me?"
Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
"Not only is life a bitch, but it keeps having puppies."
"Voted most likely not to give a damn."
"If everything is going wrong and you’re laughing then you already know who to blame."
"There is a universal thought everyone has while looking down the barrel of a fully loaded rifle... "Shit."
"NORMAL- in terms of mental health, it varies from state to state."
"Don’t think of it as being outnumbered, I think of it as a wide target selection."
"Hell was full so I came back."
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
"I know I live in my own little world but it's okay they love me here,"
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain,"
"Some times it's better not to question your friend just help them dump the body in the river,"
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them,"
"I'm very proud of myself whenever I resist the urge to kill someone,"
"I'll never try to fit in, I was born to stand out,"
You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it.
The faster I write the better my output. If I'm going slow, I'm in trouble. It means I'm pushing the words instead of being pulled by them.
Writer's block occurs when characters become sick of the shit author's put them through.
If you think Christians are weak, try standing out from the crowd, try saying no while everyone else says yes, try loving those everyone else hates and try to stand tall in a world that hates you.
-If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!
If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever had a book just sit on your bookshelf and seemly glare at you. And you eventually end up reading it because it starts yelling at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited over like two good reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend/girlfriend or just because you want to, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door and or window, copy this into your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this on your profile if your still 5 years old inside.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
I Love Horses! if you do too, paste this into your profile.
I Love the Lost Boys!!!!!!!!! if you do too, paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud POTC singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.
If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
I am NOT, nor will I EVER be, "Lady-like". I am a Tomboy and proud to be one.
Don't hate me because I have OCs. If you think about it, all characters are OCs. So deal with it.
I always read all my comments, even if I don't respond.
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
33 Things to do in an Elevator:
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me story's, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me "he'll forever be in my heart."
with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,” to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.
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