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Joined 11-16-09, id: 2147590, Profile Updated: 10-18-12
Author has written 8 stories for Batman the Animated Series, Justice League, My Little Pony, Danny Phantom, and Kim Possible.

Ha aha ha ho ho he he...

You know why I started writing...I just wanted to.

People love their stories...They love their characters...their personalities.

Sometimes...it's fun to give them something new they'd love...and sometimes it's more fun to turn their world upside down.

And if you manage to do it correctly...well then everyone loses their minds.

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Twilight's Treatment Volume 2 by Zehntacles reviews
Spike encounters a person that exposes emotions in his heart that he thought he'd mastered some time ago. With this new revelation he tries to come to terms as to how he really feels about the people most important to him in his life. Human characters.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 173,558 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike
Once a Shadow by Shadow Brony reviews
When young NASCAR driver has a ferocious wreck and dies, he gets the opportunity to go to Equestria as a pegasus. Since he is obsessed with speed, he will inevitably want in the wonderbolts, and he finds out a secret about them long thought to have been legend. And as it turns out, he isn't the only one interested in joining.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 150,552 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Rainbow Dash, The Wonderbolts
Ponyville's lusts by SoulHook reviews
The six mane characters each get there own experience what love and sex can involve to both enhance and ruin your friendship. WARNING: clopfic with extreme sexual explicit and bad language which is ONLY suited for mature audience!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 237,119 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Chaos is a friend of mine by VairaWrites reviews
What happens when Pinkie Pie becomes curious as to why Discord was called evil... He never hurt anypony... Eventual Discord/Pinkie Pie. Rating is just in case for eventual pairing. Art by mickeymonster on deviantART
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,566 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Discord
The Marshmallow Lighter by Arby Works reviews
From Role Playing to BDSM, to simple massages to complex baths; Spike and Rarity are in love, and they're going to experiment in as many ways as possible. A sequel to Meus Flamma Diligo; featuring a blatantly teenage Spike. Renamed from The Romantic Experiments of Spike and Rarity.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,384 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Rarity, Spike
From My World To Theirs by Mr.Scribe reviews
Have you ever woken up somewhere you didn't recognized or even know how you got there in the first place? Would you even believe me if I told you that I'm in a world which is based on a TV show about colorful ponies with magic and or wings, but instead they are human beings based on those same characters from that same show? I thought that my knowledge of this place would help
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012
Living The Dream by kickass222urmom reviews
The world has ended for humans, but a young man gets a second chance at life in a new world. Rated M for later chapters.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 140 - Words: 355,977 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Whorse! by SoulHook reviews
Orchid is a prostitute in the lovely little town Ponyville. As her story progress, she sees most of the bad things in her town. But who will buy her this time? You decide! Write in the comment section or send me a PM about which ponies you want to appear as Orchid's customers, it won't effect the story itself.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,965 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
My Little Pony: Ecstasy is Magic -or- Friendship is Ecstasy by DarkLordK reviews
A series of shameless, smutty one-shots just for the sake of being shameless, smutty one-shots. Plots are almost non-existent, save for a set-up to the pairing. Absolutely NOT for anyone under 18.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012
Like a Sex Machine by cleverpun0 reviews
When Rarity wakes up to find she has become a changeling, she is mildly upset, but rapidly realizes that she'll never have to worry about a shortage of sex again... oh, and romance I guess. Mostly sex, though. Like really, a lot of it. Her only problem; who should she seduce first? And in which order shall she shag everypony else?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Queen Chrysalis, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Molestia Gamer Luna: The Bet by KaizerKaiju2014 reviews
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna make a bet to see if Celestia can go 5 days without doing anything dirty. Can she do it? Or will Luna reap the bets reward? Read on to find out! Special guest... Derpy! Based off of Ask Princess Molestia Gamer Luna. Final chapter up! Woot! The first chapter doesn't suck anymore. I fixed it for mah peeps.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
The Public Life of Sweetie Belle by GrimdarkBronyWriter reviews
After the events of The Secret Life of Rarity, Sweetie Belle is left in a world that does not understand her. She must learn to live with the tragedy that shook all of Equestria to its core. Sequel to The Secret Life of Rarity which is required reading for this otherwise you will understand nothing /s/8423514/1/The-Secret-Life-of-Rarity
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,150 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sweetie Belle - Complete
Troth by VairaWrites reviews
Discopie. When Pinkie Pie is unable to carry their child to term again, what is the Lord of Chaos to do? Distraction seems the best route. Started sad, but we'll see how far this gets. Just a teaser for now. Not sure on the rating either.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Discord
Cadence's present by SoulHook reviews
Cadence enjoys Hearths warming eve like everypony else. However, she never expected to receive a gift from her newly wedded husband Shining Armor. It's a present she'd never see coming... Contains the following: an anthropomorphic universe and rape Cover art by the incredible DAkuroihoshi. Lots of thanks to him for this masterpiece
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Shining Armor - Complete
At the End of the Rainbow by Jangobadass reviews
Inspired by milesprowers06 "Cupcake Chronicles" series as the cast tries overcome the events of "Cupcakes" and make sense of the tragedy. A story of loss, triumph, and redemption.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
Tears of ecstasy by SoulHook reviews
As Octavia can't get her lover Vinyl to accept her fetish for forced sex... Bon Bon can't get her lover Lyra to at least punish her a little... LOVE STORY WITH STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Octavia, Bon Bon - Complete
Cupcakes: The Resurrection by ChocolateZombie reviews
Another Cupcakes spinoff. Twilight discovers Rainbow Dash's body in the basement of Sugarcube Corner shortly after her 'party', where she's forced into a confrontation with Pinkie Pie. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash's soul is offered a second chance at life...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle
Filly Fooling by cooopercrisp reviews
This is the story of how a group of friends discover new things about their sexuality…and about their relationships with each other. Rated M for sexual content, language, and some violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,749 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
The mailmare and the stalker by BemnalTheFallen reviews
Derpy Hooves, formely known as Ditzy Doo, has been plagued by a stalker since she was a teenager. Years of torment that filled every aspect of her life with fear was driving her over the edge. One night, without telling anypony, Ditzy Doo left Cloudsdale and changed her name, moving to Ponyville to escape the stalker... but after all these years, the stalker's found her again
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
The Secret Life of Rarity by GrimdarkBronyWriter reviews
Rarity has a dark secret that she cannot share with anypony. A murderous secret as a matter of fact. She is Equestria's first active serial killer in 300 years and she has to balance her love of fashion, her family, her friends, and her urges to kill. This is the story of her mind. Note: This is NOT Cupcakes with Rarity.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,954 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Rarity, Sweetie Belle - Complete
First Love, True Love by fruittyloony120 reviews
After an encounter with Sweet Apple Acres, Fluttershy realized she fell for Big MacIntosh! A story of her first love.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Fluttershy, Big Macintosh
Princess Molestia by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When an April Foals Day prank goes wrong, it's up to Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle to stop Princess Celestia from turning them and their friends into Celestia's personal toys!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,821 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
My little Halo:Friendship is Tactical by palpatine213 reviews
Master chief awakens to find a forerunner planet, but events take a strange turn, as the arbiter arrives and the two friends are stranded on a planet of, ponies?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,399 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
A day called estrous by SoulHook reviews
Twilight and Shining's mother is displeased with her husband when he doesn't do what he's supposed to do during her estrous cycle. Sadly, one day she receives a visit from somepony during his absence... EXTREME SEXUAL EXPLICIT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Twilight's Treatment Volume 1 by Zehntacles reviews
When Spike has trouble sleeping Twilight Sparkle offers a special solution to his insomnia. Humanized versions of characters.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,845 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
Love, Loss and Apples by SilentPony reviews
This is a story about a WonderBolt, an Apple Farmer, and their love for one another. Is this pony worth losing everything for? Rated M to give me room to expand. Image by MeganekkoPlymouth241. Used with permission
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,883 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - [Applejack, Soarin] Rarity, Spitfire - Complete
The Forgotten Pony by Lunarmon reviews
After a accident with an experiment in her basement Twilight Sparkle find a hidden door and together with her friends she explore it and finds something they never thought they will find...something the Princesses thought lost forever a long time ago.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Royal pleasures by SoulHook reviews
Being the princesses of Equestria, Celestia and Luna can have any colt or filly they please. Warning: contains SEXUAL EXPLICIT and BAD LANGUAGE, absolutely NOT suited for audience below the age of 18!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,004 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
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Cross the Line reviews
Luna and Rogue Storm have just returned to Equestria after their honeymoon. It's time for Rogue Storm to adjust to his new life as a husband, ruler, and as a pony, But treachery is about the former human in the form of an unholy alliance between Prince Blueblood and Queen Chrysalis. How will the former human handle his new life and challenges to come? Sequel to Line in the Sand
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,049 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Prince Blueblood, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis
Big Mac Attack reviews
Gossip spreads like fire. Rumors of a secret meeting between Big Macintosh and Princess Celestia have begun to spread through and beyond Ponyville. Those rumors get Big Macintosh in the cross hairs of every eligible mare who sets eyes on the red pony. What's a stud to do? But how will this attention effect a certain yellow pegasus and the true feelings she has for him? **Rated M**
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Fluttershy, Big Macintosh, Princess Celestia
Line in the Sand reviews
Luna, Princess of the Night, spent 1,000 years exiled in the body of Nightmare Moon before she returned to her throne. Even with her friends and family, Luna's heart longs for more. When a mysterious creature arrives in Equestria, Luna's life is turned upside down. A furious Celestia, forbidden secrets and a war loom ahead for Luna. How will she cope & will she find what she wants?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,198 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Bats & Bandits reviews
It was should have been a normal patrol, a normal bust, a normal night for Batgirl. But one simple slip up causes her worst nightmare to confront her. The sudden appearance of a masked man from outside Gotham City will turn her world upside down. Who is this mysterious man? Why has he ventured into the Dark Knight's territory? And what will happen to this man and Batgirl?Batgirl/OC
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Barbara G. - Complete
A Journey's End reviews
Ditzy Doo, AKA Derpy Hooves, is a hard working widowed mother who loves her child more than anything else in the world. Life is good and peaceful. But nopony could have foreseen what could have happened next. Or just how much it would affect Dinky and Ponyville. Expansion of the Canterlot chapter of my other story, COPS: Equestria. DH/DD&DD
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,396 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dinky Doo - Complete
Kim Possible vs Harley Quinn reviews
Two female warriors have been invited to the Fight Club, home of Deadliest Warrior. The second installment of my Fusion Series is here. R&R. You can help decide Who...Is...Deadliest? Kim Possible/Batman Animated Series/Deadliest Warrior Rated T for safety
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harley Q., Kim P. - Complete
COPS: Equestria reviews
Bad Colts, Bad Colts. Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you? A Special Edition of COPS in the land of Equestria. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Stories featuring the Full Cast X Original Characters
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Danny Phantom vs Green Lantern reviews
Two modern heroes have been invited to the Fight Club. Who...Is...Deadliest? It's a fusion of Danny Phantom, Justice League, and Deadliest Warrior. Read and Review, your input could be what decides who will win and be...The Deadliest Warrior. T for safety
Crossover - Justice League & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - John S./Green Lantern, Danny F. - Complete