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Joined 11-16-09, id: 2147645, Profile Updated: 01-25-14
Author has written 37 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Harry Potter, Batman, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, and South Park.

Age: 18
Gender: Female
Species: Ginger

I'm going to say it here; my ships aren't necessarily popular. If a ship is canon, I normally tend to leave it alone, and I ship a lot of the really heavily implied ships. There are several characters I don't ship with anyone, mostly because I literally don't see them caring about someone else like that, man, woman or otherwise, for any number of reasons; whether they're a demon who couldn't care less, or because they're busy.

Most of my writing doesn't revolve around romance anyway. My genres vary wildly, from friendship to horror. I'm a shameless splatter punk, and my filter when it comes to gore does not exist. If I ever rate a piece for gore, there will be a good reason. I also tend to be overly cautious when it comes to rating. I'm the person who over-tags on Tumblr because I don't wanna upset anyone.

... wow, this is not what this is for. Go read my stories, maybe you'll enjoy them.

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Smile by ThereIsOnlyZuul reviews
Things are always better for Harley Quinn when The Joker is smiling... unfortunately, he's not...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/17/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Fatalis by T'Reilani reviews
Rodimus has crossed the wrong pair of females: Riella and Ember. Neither are too fond of the Second-In-Command to begin with, and now they are plotting to eliminate the irritant in their lives. Co-written by T'Reilani and TacticianZephine.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Rodimus Prime
Broken by T'Reilani reviews
Riella's departure from the team has shaken everyone to the core – including her. Eventual Prowl/Riella. Sequel to "Fragile".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Prowl, Blackarachnia
Playing the Long Game by DemonSurfer reviews
Behind closed doors, their partnership was anything but typical. Sometimes a game had to be played. One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Like A Virgin by Uurrusistabul reviews
Inspired by a drawing Snee did of Megatron and Starscream. Let's all get into the prude Megatron thing, huh guys? Sticky. Would have made a pnp but I thought maybe Snee would appreciate sticky more since that's what she draws. u v u Hope it's okay, this is my first Transformers fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Victory Frag by newvagabond reviews
Megatron/Starscream. Season 2 finale. Short. VICTORY FRAG has been spreading around (yes, I blame you...) and I saw some happy fragging Starscream fanart... and laughing sex is hilarious and hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Blaze by Fierceawakening reviews
Spoilers for Darkest Hour in the ficlet and in this summary. Tiny little vignette in response to a conversation on dirty-tf-secrets on Tumblr reading "Now I can't stop imaging Megatron and Starscream celebrating their success with a rough sexy frag." "Right on top of the smoldering Autobot symbol." Something of a gift for queertoons. M for sticky/size kink/some roughness/violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Rage by Disgrayceful Ways reviews
It had been the Bat who had finally killed her, not him. Can be looked at as an alternate sequel to Villain
Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Love You To Death by Pandora's Teapot reviews
The mad, violent love between the Joker and Harley Quinn reaches new heights when they hold Batman captive at last. Please note: it is my policy to read stories from people who review, so please review!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Joke Isn't Funny Anymore by Naked Sasquatch reviews
When Joker goes a little far with his obsession with Batman, Harley gets a dose of perspective. TRIGGER WARNING: attempted rape.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Awkward by SeekerLuna reviews
Soundwave walks in on Starscream and Megatron being intimate. Megatron wants to reward his TIC, but the poor mech feels so awkward. What's a bot to do? Soundwave/Starscream/Megatron sticky sex! Don't like don't read TF: Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Narcissus by noctuua reviews
Narcissa watches Lucius as he sleeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Grudge by v2point0 reviews
TF: Prime. Breakdown knows this type of anger is unique to Knock Out. Fortunately, he also knows a way to help him relax. Breakdown/Knock Out
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Stress Management by v2point0 reviews
Transformers: Prime. Breakdown is in one of his 'moods'. The good doctor knows just what he needs. Breakdown/Knock Out
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Wounded by Atarah Derek reviews
The missing scene from "Fallen Idol." Bear with me as I don't know how big a group of soldiers has to be to constitute a platoon. For all intents and purposes, six men one platoon.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Radar O. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by skoolgirl101 reviews
My first song fic ever! Draco/Hermione based on the song by Brad Paisley: Whiskey Lullaby. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Be Truly Happy by Head of Slytherin reviews
Narcissa's frail sanity snaps and she resorts to violence on the ones she used to love. Very dark, disturbing and graphic. Short.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
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I Will Always Be Here reviews
At sixteen years old, Kenny McCormick's pretty much learned what to expect out of a Saturday night at home. Plenty of fighting between his parents and brother. But one night his brother turns a gun on their father in a drunken rage, and their little sister is caught in the crossfire, leading Kenny to question his worth as a protector. Rated for abuse, swearing, and dark themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/16 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick
Struck
A retelling of a memorable scene from the anime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12 - Kyōya O., Yoshio O. - Complete
Wicked Songbirds: Infernal Flock reviews
Travelling through the English countryside, and taking shelter with a demon who calls herself Sebastian's friend, Ciel gains knowledge of his new self and brethren, including the fine points of demon society, and adjusts to his new life, including abandoning London as a new threat surfaces. However, this is an enemy Ciel cannot ignore.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/2 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Kyoya's Eyes reviews
An incident with Haruhi's school bag destroys Kyoya's glasses, and he's forced to wait for a replacement pair. Tamaki's concern for his friend leads to Kyoya shutting out his attempts to help him even more than usual.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/25 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
A Host of Questionable Talent reviews
A talent show provides the perfect opportunity to gain publicity for the club, and the prize rewarded to the act that wins is enough to convince Tamaki that the Host Club should enter. However, one member of the club remains unconvinced, and opts out of the whole thing. Can the Host Club hope to win the talent show without their wild card?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2
A Weekend With The Host Club reviews
Everything must be perfect for the guests of the Host Club on final exams week, and the club gathers at the vice-president's home for the weekend to plan. Haruhi's never formally met the Ootori family, but from the one time she's seen a member of it that wasn't Kyoya, she isn't sure she's their biggest fan. This weekend is going to be interesting.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Comfort reviews
After his ordeal with MECH, Breakdown tries to hide his injury from Knock Out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
A Friend Knows When To Force-Feed You Candy reviews
When Kyoya faints from low blood sugar, Tamaki is quick to act.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Unheeded Screams reviews
Trapped in the Shadowzone, Soundwave can only watch his Master perish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Partner Act reviews
Knock Out and Breakdown cooperate to bring down an Autobot, lost over Decepticon territory.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Doctor's Orders reviews
After the fall of Vos, Starscream lashes out at Megatron, and is sent to the brig as punishment. When Knock Out is sent down to tend to his injuries, he makes a shocking discovery. Fic contains self-harm and detailed robot gore.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Into The Calm And The Quiet reviews
Sebastian is caring for a wounded Ciel after a run-in with a pack of demons. Post-Kuroshitsuji II, contains spoilers.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
An Excerpt From The Diary of Mey-Rin
The musings of a lovestruck housemaid.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete
Survivor's Anguish reviews
Knock Out was once part of an entire squadron of medics. When they were gone, he had a loyal protector and assisstant. Now, he's lucky to find a competent Vehicon to hold a tray of tools while he works. What happened?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Knock Out
Rome Will Burn reviews
Empires never last. Always, they who terrorize and downtrod others will fall. Because when you cannot run from monsters, you must fight them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Optimus Prime, Prowl
Severed Heads reviews
Shattered Glass: A Decepticon footsoldier infiltrates the Autobot Base, and picks the wrong room to hide in. Rated T for general creepiness. OC-centric. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
I Am The Hunter, You Are My Prey reviews
Autobot cadets are being methodically killed, and the murderer leaves notes written on the walls above the bodies. Soon, he begins to leave threats scrawled across the doors of officers, and scrambled voice messages on their communication centers. Clearly, the killer is deranged and dangerous. But what happens when they realize that the calls are coming from inside the Base?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
The Murder of Solus Prime reviews
Megatronus Prime was deeply in love, but Nexus Prime protected the object of his affections. Well, if he couldn't have her, neither could Nexus. Or anyone else, for that matter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - The Fallen, Solus Prime
Unspoken, Unheard reviews
A youngling covered in energon finds his way to the doorstep of the Cyber-Ninja Dojo, where he is taken in by the Dojo Master and his students.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Prowl, Soundwave - Complete
Youth reviews
Prowl deals best with numbers. But numbers don't erase the reality of any tragedy. (Set before Megatron Origins.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Gladiators reviews
It might seem odd to befriend the mech who had forgone a distinct tactical advantage and spared your life in what was supposed to be a fight to the death, because he acknowledged that you were a worthy adversary, and that it would be unjust to defeat you unfairly, but to Megatronus, it made perfect sense.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Soundwave, Megatron
Arise reviews
The story of Prowl's rise to power. Prequel to Iron Fist, Iron Clad, Reign of Steel. Spoilers for the mentioned fic. Don't read this without reading the other one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Prowl
Breakdown Would Be Tickled reviews
CyLAS has indeed earned his place at the table. Too bad it happens that it is my dissection table. They don't call me a butcher for nothing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
I Am Called Megatronus reviews
I rose from the depths of darkness, from the filth and degradation of the mines, to the glory of the light.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Paranoia reviews
I knew Longarm Prime had something to hide, but I was dishonorably discharged before I could find out what, and expose him. OC-centric. You have been forewarned. Please continue on to another story if this displeases you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Perfect Isn't Easy reviews
Knock Out is a good-looking mech. But no one's perfect without a little work.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Iron Fist, Iron Clad, Reign Of Steel reviews
Iacon and Praxus have become a conjoined totalitarian state, under a militaristic dictatorship of... an Autobot? Can twelve 'bots return their territory to its democratic state?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Prowl, Ironhide - Complete
Who's On First? reviews
Harley Quinn and The Joker are not baseball fans. So, rather than watch the World Series, they decide to screw with a new Arkham patient.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Savage reviews
Ten thousand years ago, ten Autobots left on a scout mission. No one has seen them since. What has become of them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
Fragility
Lucius Malfoy returns home after over a year in Azkaban, damaged almost beyond repair and having horrible nightmares and visions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,734 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Lucius M.
Loathing
A short interlude in which Narcissa decides she has had enough of Bellatrix's crap. Contains inappropriate language. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Do Not Touch reviews
Prowl told him not to touch it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
It Is My World: Through the Ears of a Soldier
A soldier is felled by a shot, and waits for medical help.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
Fish reviews
Prowl's office is filled with fish, and everyone wants to know who and why.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Prowl - Complete
The Battles Within reviews
Prowl is wounded in battle, and everyone is worried for him, especially when weird slag starts to happen. Rated T to be safe, I don't know where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Prowl - Complete
I Tripped reviews
Partially inspired by "A Child Called It", this is a peek at Prowl's tragic past. There IS abuse and suicide in this fic. DO NOT READ IF EASILY TRIGGERED! I don't want to make anyone cry from not being prepared, so I'M WARNING YOU NOW
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Prowl - Complete
What Scandal! reviews
Movieverse: There were certain memories that made Elita One want to gouge out her own optics. The result of an ill-fated walk down the Intelligence/Tactics Hallway was one such memory. Mentioned Elita OneXOptimus Prime, light ProwlXOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Elita One, Prowl - Complete