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Joined 11-16-09, id: 2147678, Profile Updated: 09-03-10
Author has written 9 stories for Outsiders, Harry Potter, and Boat That Rocked.

Howdy doo! I was extremely bored so I decided to re-do my profile!

Name: Cannedtuna. Not my real name, obviously.

Age: 15 now! Hoorah for meh!

Location: Vancouver, Canada.

About me: Hey there! My name is Tilly and I live in Vancouver. I used to live in Liverpool so I have a british accent.

- I have a raging passion for rock and roll.

- I'm a Capricorn.

- I like to talk. Or write. In case you haven't noticed yet.

- The Harry Potter character I think I'd be most compatable with would be a Weasley twin or Sirius (not old Sirius, ew, when he would be my age).

- I like animals. I have an evil cat named Ringo, (lol it's because he has a ring around his tail) and a Beagle named Poppy.

- I can play piano.

- I like to ski.

- I'm lazy.

- I have the biggest crush on TOM STURRIDGE!

- I get sick really easily.

- I tend to be friends with dudes. I only have three girl-friends, but one doesn't really count because he's a guy. The reason why I count him as a girl-friend is because he is very flamboyantly gay. I'm talking Freddie Mercury gay here, people.

- My favorite food is the shrimp stir-fry that my dad makes.

- I am a happy person. I've seen quite a bit of depressedness on this site, and I'm sorry but it frankly annoys me. SORRY!

- I am a little concieted. Okay, I will admit that I am a Paul. A Paul as in Paul McCartney, that is. Bossy, Cocky, thinks that they are the cutest little munchkin on earth, loves animals and children.

- I think I have ADHD or something. I can't stop talking or moving EVER.

Favourite Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Outsiders, Harry Potter, anything Sophie Kinsella, The Godfather and many more, I'm just too lazy to write them.

Favourite Music: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Little Richard, The Sex Pistols, Chuck Berry, Donovan, The Clash, Sublime, Jane's Addiction, Beck, 60's Motown Stuff, The Who, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Charles, James Brown, Pink Floyd, Neil Young, John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Queen, Jet, Death From Above 1979, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Ramones, The Raconteurs, The White Stripes, Them Crooked Vultures, Queens of the Stonage, Foo Fighters and The Strokes.

Favourite Movies: Napoleon Dynamite, To Kill A Mockingbird, Back to the Future, Grease, The Dark Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Avatar, District 9, Slumdog Millionaire, This is Spinal Tap, Dumb and Dumber, Lord of the Rings series, The Breakfast Club, Hot Rod, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, A Hard Day's Night, Yellow Submarine.

Favourite TV Shows: Video on Trial, TMZ, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Law and Order, CSI, Criminal Minds, Fringe, The X-Files, Friends, Will and Grace.

Likes: Music, nice people, skiing, boating, camping, popsicles, sleeping in, mocktails, dancing, being silly, shopping, The Sims 3, going to Whistler, socks, animals, being lazy, sunshine, and my friends.

Dislikes: Ignorant people who do not appreciate real music, Miley Cyrus, pop-ups, gym class and my grandma's dog. That's about it.

Like of the week: Hmm... Maybe Harry Potter!? I like that every week.

Dislike of the week: That I wasn't born in 1945 instead of 1995 and lived in London and became the muse and awesome grilfriend of Keith Richards from 1964 -70.

Song of the week: "Lithium" by Nirvana. I especially like their preformance of it at the 1992 VMA's and Kurt starts singing four bars of 'Rape Me' to piss off MTV, when Krist pretends to knock himself out and at the end of the preformance Kurt smashes everything and Dave runs to the mic and provokes Axl Rose. Not to mention the whole infamous Axl/ Kurt and Courtney fued backstage, which is hilarious.

If you want to talk, go ahead and PM me, I'll respond back!

P.S. I appreciate all reviews! Even if you don't like it, tell me! I accept constructive critism only, and general cruelness is not allowed. I put the smackdown on evil troll reviews! :D

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Whole Lot of Leavin' by greaserlove reviews
Sandy's messed her life up big time. She's hurt the person she loved most, and now she has to start all over again in a new place with her disapproving grandmother and a baby on the way. Rated T for themes.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sandy
About A Girl by What's Worth It reviews
Set during The Order of the Phoenix at Christmas. When Harry has some girl troubles he goes to Sirius for help. Little did he know that Sirius has had his fair share of girl problems as well and shares a story with Harry about a girl. Give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sirius B., Mary M.
The Ballad of George and Lori by Beatlesfan60 reviews
Being best friends with John Lennon and winning the heart of George Harrison, it's all going good for Lori and the Beatles in the early 60's. But her relationship with George is threatened by a very jealous other man...
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,625 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009
The Cousinly Type by bassline overdose reviews
"When Steve's cousin from Kansas came down, Dally was decent to her and watched his swearing. We all did around nice girls who were the cousinly type." ONE-SHOT
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
City Rain, City Streets by head's all empty reviews
Diane Peters is smart, pretty, a bit arrogant and very popular amongst the Soc crowd. But one night, she witnesses something she isn't supposed to and finds herself in a rough situation with an even rougher greaser, Dallas Winston.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Dallas W., Two Bit M.
Here Comes the Sun by bassline overdose reviews
Shirley learns a lot about the secret life her older sister lived from reading her journal. But how will Shirley react when she finds out about her sister's romance with Sodapop Curtis and how she really died? ON HIATUS
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sodapop C.
I Need A Guy More Like Him by ConfuzzledAtLife reviews
Sandy dumps Soda, but not for the reason anyone imagined. Now a TWOSHOT!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sodapop C., Sandy - Complete
Sinkers And Suds And Talks Of Old Loves by whatcoloristhesky reviews
The diner business was far from Sandy used to think it was. Taking place RIDICULOUSLY post-book, Sandy enlightens her sixteen year-old co-worker, Jamie, on her tale of love and deceit one particularly slow afternoon.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,012 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sandy, Sodapop C.
Insomniac by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
If I sleep, I wake up screaming. This scares Soda more than the permanent shadows under my eyes.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Deja Vu by johnnnycadesgirl16 reviews
Ponyboy wishes the events leading up to the deaths of his best friends didn't happen...what if he got one more chance to fix it? Will he and his friends come out alive? R/R.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
The Beatles in: McCartney's Silver Hammer by amishrolf reviews
The Beatles are stranded in the snowy mountains of Colorado and spend the night in the Stanley Hotel. Paul decides that its a good time for a new song. When the others show disinterest, Paul took it upon himself to convince them with a silver hammer...
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Shining - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Black on the Run by Calluna reviews
A filk of the Paul McCartney song Band on the Run by the Weird Sisters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2000 - Sirius B. - Complete
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Radio Rock Takes America reviews
"Radio Rock may have been outlawed in the U.K, however, it isn't in the land of pride and freedom-" "Canada!" Newsreader John shouted. The Count laughed, then said, "America. We can still take America."
Boat That Rocked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010
Dizzy Miss Lizzy reviews
You make me dizzy Miss Lizzy,when you call my name. Ooh baby,say you're driving me insane. Come on, come on, come on, come on baby, I want to be your lovin' man." - The Beatles, Dizzy Miss Lizzy.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Two Bit M. - Complete
Lies of a Button Man reviews
It tells about Dally in the book, but what was his background like? Follow the story of Dallas's parents who are overcome with a fate they cannot accept. Full summary inside. Give it a chance!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Dallas W.
Oh Darling reviews
Oneshot, Sandy leaving Sodapop. Loosely based on the song 'Oh Darling' by The Beatles. Rated T for swearing.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sandy, Sodapop C. - Complete
Only Something reviews
Takes place four months before The Outsiders... It's pretty usual in Tulsa, that is until Johnny meets a girl. When a series of events that take place, will it bring them together, or tear them apart? FINISHED!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Helen Wheels reviews
Oneshot. When Steve becomes obsessed with fixing his new car, will it be the last straw for Evie? Based off the song 'Helen Wheels' by Wings.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Evie, Steve R. - Complete
Fightin' ain't no good reviews
It is two week's after Bob's murder and the Socs are more vicious then ever; savagely beating anyone who is labeled as a "greaser". But when a boy is found suspisiously dead in a dumpster it comes down to war. Will this tear the Curtises apart? UPDATED!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Ponyboy C.
Luna in the Sky with Diamonds reviews
What happens when Luna tries to cheer up Ollivander in the Malfoy's cellar?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Luna L., G. Ollivander - Complete
When Zombies Attack Part One reviews
When Zombies begin to attack Tulsa, the gang must fight to the death. Funny!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009