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REally Sad Story

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, High.Fiving.Jesus, cutiechannylover1197

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

The distribution of major biomes is shown in Figure 4-18

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My sister's head

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Eyewitness News

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The steamer

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

. I was Going inside after eating out with the family.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

9. What are you wearing?

Gym clothes to sleep in.

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

2 hours ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?


13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes, we should all do the hustle.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its a wonderful quiz...

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Lorax... I think...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Whatever my mom and dad wants then save on the rest to pay tuition for my sisters and me.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know,

I have flat feet.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No electricity and world peace.

19. Do you like to dance?


20. George Bush:

Ummm. No longer president??

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

hah idk

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Joen, hahaha, i really don't know

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe, maybe not.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I LOVE ORANGE PULP!! Copy and Paste if you agree and add your name to the list. Cutiechannylover1197,

If you have ever blanked out for 5 consecutive minutes or more, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever! Blanked out, for 5 C.ON.SE.CU.TIVE MinuTES or MORE copy and paste and forget and copy and paste, and forget and copy and paste and repeat.

If you're still looking for your true love, copy and paste.

If you live in a world of your own, send the oath and copy and paste.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have 3 or more sisters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I hate being the 1st one to start things... or the last one to find out.

FanFiction rules!! When you know you are a true FanFic writer, copy and paste.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profil

If you think today's music sucks and listen to oldies, copy and paste.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste.

When you are ready for a wish to come true, copy and paste and hope and trust and sing and hope and read and waste and your and time and by and reading and this.

If being werid is cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever hated humanity as a whole, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination

...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8 we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

When life gives you lemons, unless they hand you some water and sugar, your lemonades gonna suck

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you love God and TRULY believe in him and are not afraid to show it. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Do you like me?
Boy: No
Do you want me?
Boy: No
Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Choose--mine or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

"Do you really love him/her?"A really simple psychological question. Not a single name was mentioned above... but suddenly someone came into your mind.

Things to do on an elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag and say, “You got enough air in there?”

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of them!” and back away.
7. Say “ding” at each floor.
8. Say, “I wonder what these do?” and push all of the buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I’ve got new socks on.”
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, “Is that your beeper?”
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a square with white chalk on the floor and tell the other passengers that it’s YOUR personal space.
14. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn’t you.
15. Push the buttons and pretend it gives you an electric shock. Smile and do it again.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, close the doors and say, “Hi, Greg, how’s your day been?”
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up and scream “That’s mine!”
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don’t exist.
22. Call out “group hug” then enforce it.
23. Pound your head with the palm of your hand, grimace, and say, "Shut up! All of you just shut up!"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you are totally against racism, copy and paste this onto your profile!

It's you an me versus the world . . . we attack at dawn.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary


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This is really cat.
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This is thing cat.
This is that cat.
This is fanfiction cat,
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This is on cat.
This is their cat.
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This is it cat!

Sad News. Pass it on
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!

If your sibling looks at you weird when you walk in the room, paste this to your profile

If you are over the age of 12 and still think coloring books are cool (because they are) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you favorite other stories/authors on here, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were.
"I wear out a pair of shoes in a month," the first little boy said.
"I wear out a pair of jeans in a week," the second little boy said
"That's nothing," the other little boy said, "I wear out a babysitter in 20 minutes!"

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a glass wall/door/elevator/elephant, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. : cutiechannylover1197,

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.


"The principle thinks I am very responsible." the boy told his mother. "Every time something goes wrong at school, he says so,"

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you ever cried when reading a story because it is so emotional! Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Hannahpie45,High.Fiving.Jesus, Horsechick995, lalagirl97, cutiechannylover1197

Find a globe. Spin it. What do you see?: India

Find a book. Turn to page 38, line 19, word 6. What does it say? The (yup, that's it)

What can you hear right now: The wind and birds

Have a conversation with the closet living thing to you other then yourself?: Um, I think that crow outside is the only thing that isn't sleeping :

Turn the T.V. on. What shows on?: Hi-5!

Type your penname with you elbow: cx uytrfgiujec xfhgbasz nbnb gyhtkjmiu8vc edre118978 (what? I have big elbows... maybe)

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see: My sister's writing award

If you could be anybody. Who'd you be?: Nah, I'd stay myself

What happened the last time you were on the computer: The computer turned on and I was using it, doy!

Find the third letter of all your answer. Underline them. What do they spell?: Deei5ushe

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (What? It was glass)

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have an ipod, copy 'n' paste. (technically, I share it with a few (okay 5) people)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.

If you don't care that people think you're weird just because you hate MTV, listen to 60s/70s/80s music, don't wear Hot Topic clothing, etc., copy this into your profile.

If your love Sharpies, ping-pong, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, cop

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile, again

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If your house is unimaginably and unreasonably invaded with ants, help me and then copy and paste this onto your profile. ARGH!

But I'm not bipolar, just a lot of emotions. My simple answer? I'm female. Post this on your profile if you, too, are an over-emotional female.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

You can always spot an abnormal student. He is the one who comes back to school from a along vacation and remembers to bring his homework.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Join the army, go to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them

What's this thing you call "Normal"? Is it contagious? OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your normal

I have one teacher who is so forgetful he gave the same test three weeks in a row. If he does that two more times, I may just pass it.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

You say "nerd" like it's a bad thing

Growing old in mandatory. Growing up is optional

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME! If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FROOT LOOPS!

I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.
I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.
I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.
I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist bye name.
I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"
I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.
I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.
I'm the kind of girl who just understood the whole last sentence.

I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.
I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.
I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.
I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.
I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.

"I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my Squishy!" Dory, Finding Nemo

They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured that out.

Right now, I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Whoa, there's a feud between pirates and ninjas? That's going to make my part-time jobs hard

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.

-"Styles may come and go, but good music will weave its ageless magic no matter what the current fad." Ulli Boegershausen

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

-We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

-"Love starts with a SMILE, Grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR."

-"The course of true love never did run smooth." William Shakespeare

- "Love is . . . born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!"

-"Great minds think alike."

-"Someday everything will all make perfect sense. So for now laugh at confusion, smile throught tears, and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason. "

-"The best dreams happen when you're awake."

Truths about Crush:
1) You are always looking at him/her
2) When he/she comes, you will blush
3) When you receive a message from him/her, you get excited
4) You always visit their profiles (facebook, instagram , google, ect.)
5) You keep thinking of him/her while reading all this.

Fact: Do you know why the Marriage Ring is placed on the fourth finger from the thumb from your left hand? Well, because it's the only finger that has a vein which is directly connected to your heart. This vein is called the Vena Amoris.

I did not trip and fall, the ground and my face just high-fived.

i find it adorable
when guys;
- make stupid faces.
- say 'aww'.
- ask how your day was.
- dance ridiculously.
- lick their lips.
- get frustrated.

- laugh
- sing to you.
- bite their lower lip.
- make that sexy 'half smirk'.
- have proper grammar.
- tease me a little.

Being single does not mean no one wants just means that God is busy writing your love story.

Copy and paste this if you ever picked up something light when you expected to be heavy, and felt really weird afterwards.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have been through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11 . You do realize that this only happens every thousand years!

The 5 Biggest Lies Ever Told
-I'm fine
-Seriously, I don't "like" like anyone
-I swear that was my last piece of gum
-I left my homework at home, but I promise you that I did it
-I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions

Don't you hate it when people text/chat you "k", because if you're like me, I'm rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium (unless you're talking about bananas)

Lost your pen=no pen

No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get too too skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone

You're not afraid of heights, you're afraid of falling. You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of the unknown. You're not afraid of change, you're afraid of leaving what you love behind. I'm not afraid of love, I'm afraid if my heart will be broken.

Coca cola went to town diet Pepsi knocked it down Dr. pepper picked him up now we're drinking 7 up, 7 up caught the flu now we're drinking mountain dew mountain dew fell off the mountain now we're drinking from a fountain fountain broke people choked now we're drinking cherry coke cherry coke lost its cherry now we're drinking loganberry loganberry was a joke now we're back to drinking coke.

A message to guys: When a girl is silent, that's pretty dangerous. She's either overthinking, tired of waiting, about to blow, lonely, needs a hug, falling apart, or crying on the inside... AND most probably, all of those above.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm QUIET so I MUST have social problems

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I DRESS MODESTLY so I MUST be a conservative freak
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be half blind
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I GET INTO DETENTION so I MUST be a troubled student
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST eat rice 24/7 (lol i kinda do)
I have POPPING STYLE OF HAIR so I MUST have lacked attention

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken, kool-aid, and watermelon
I'm UNEMPLOYED so I MUST be lazy and uneducated
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I DON'T WEAR MAKE UP, so I MUST be a tomboy

sailing ships

Channy - Chad x Sonny (Sonny With a Chance)

Gece - Gunther x Cece (Shake It Up)

Milorion - Milori x Clarion (Tinkerbell)

Ferbella - Ferb x Isabella (Phineas & Ferb)

Penron[no official ship name found] - Aaron x Penny (Submissions Only)

Jessnick - Nick x Jess (New Girl)

Jesla - Elsa x Jack Frost (Frozen & Rise of the Guardians)

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Frostbitten by Arialene reviews
{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,044 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Jamie - Complete
Last Friday Night by ForgetlessAndMeaningless reviews
The morning after Dina's brother's graduation party, the gang can't remember a thing. Can they put the pieces together before the unknown ruins their friendships? Song Fic Everyone is 16, except Ty is 17. My first official multi-chapter!
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,870 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
The Sandlot Boys And Girl by Alexis loves you4554 reviews
My name is Alexis Lewis. I moved to the Valley knowing no one and having only one passion- baseball. So I guess you could say I was lucky moving in right next door to Benjamin Rodriguez, because when I met the sandlot boys, things changed- a lot.
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Benny R.
Sonny's Super Silly Slumber Party! by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
Sonny has the house to herself and "So Random" sleeps over! What happens when Chad shows up-invited? With a night filled with endless pranks, laughs and messes, it's hard to know the outcome! Channy included! So get ready for a hilarious night!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Heart Never Lies by nedlovesyou reviews
Actions are often unexplainable, and they most certainly were in the case of Chad Dylan Cooper's sudden pursuit of Sonny Monroe's heart. Post 1x08. Sonny/Chad.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
B R O K E N by 0TwistedAngel0 reviews
She knew he was broken, but that only attracted her to him more. She felt she could fix him once and for all. Channy SWAC Takeover
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
A SuperChadtastic Massage by deadheart115 reviews
“Admit it, Sonny,” he said again, shrugging. “You got ripped off. I mean, even I could do a better job massaging your back than this old stupid-massage-chair thing.” Sonny flopped down on the couch and started laughing. “You?” One-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
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Soulmates reviews
I have encountered many souls in my life. Well actually, we all do. It's just that I'm aware of them.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 12/10/2015 - [Jack Frost, Elsa]
Always, My Heart Is Yours reviews
Clarion has always wanted to explore the Winter Woods. Milori has a special surprise for her that neither of them would ever forget. ONESHOT
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Queen Clarion, Lord Milori] - Complete
Will I Be A Believer? reviews
"The course of true love never did run smooth." - William Shakespeare
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011
Fields of Gold reviews
We all need something to move our souls, and music is my answer.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Just Us reviews
The awaited sequel to It Starts With a Ball... If you haven't read that yet, please do and then read this one.Please read the other story! Then read this. Sonny's mom was in a plane crash! How does this involve Chad? Channy DISCONTINUED
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
It Starts With a Ball, Ends With reviews
It starts with Sonny and Chad going to a bowling alley, will it lead to another story? I don't know yet but read the author note in the beginning of the 1st chapter. I'm guess there's going to be CHANNY K but might be T because that's me. Please R&R.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Will You Remember reviews
Sonny and the whole Condor Studios are taking a week off of work. Will that give some time to rest? Will Sonny notice her surroundings more carefully? Some Channy moments here and there. Keep in mind I was in 7th grade when I wrote this. COMPLETE
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Puzzle Pieces reviews
A puzzle of a boy, a sweet girl. What more can you ask? Oneshot CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete