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Joined 05-16-02, id: 214786
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Radio Free Roscoe, Rebel Without A Cause, Big Wolf on Campus, Fruits Basket, Lost, Constantine, Misc. Tv Shows, Drake & Josh, and RENT.

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MARY-SUES RUIN THE WORLD.

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"Lose one friend.
Lose all friends.
Lose yourself."
-PlaysWithSquirells
a.k.a
Eric Matthews
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Another Saturday Night by l-dhenson reviews
It's hard on a fella, when he don't know his way around.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Funny How the Night Moves by l-dhenson reviews
The little hand says it's 10.34pm.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Counting Sheep by Tawg reviews
[Hot Fuzz] What if Nicholas hadn't survived the robed assult? Danny realises that movies can't cure everything, and is forced to start thinking.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
A Breath Of Cold Air by Misfit Writer reviews
Sam, Brian, and JD were running from the freezing cold temperatures of the eye of the storm, but Sam didn't make it back fine. He breathed in the supercold air, and falls deathly ill. Will Laura tell him her feelings in time? Will he make it? COMPLETE
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,903 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Two Roads Diverged by Karone reviews
A month after returning to the future with his family, Phil makes a startling discovery that changes everything and could lead him back to where he truly belongs (Pheely)
Phil Of The Future - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 2/24/2005
Suddenly More Than Brothers by glokmah reviews
Drake and Josh realize things about each other that bring them closer than they ever imagined they could be. It contains a lot of slash, homosexual and adult situations so if you’re not comfortable with that please don’t read.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006
Sleeping With Ghosts by Kalimac reviews
Pintel and Ragetti seem like your average albeit slightly incompetent pirates. But we all know there's more to them than that. Chapter 5: The twosome meet, and we find out how Ragetti learnt to fight...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 9/30/2004
CPR: Constant Passion and Romance by moosecake reviews
Travis is (not so surprisingly) a CPR guru. But is Lily ready to be his next victim? Story complete!
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
It's Never Too Late by Cress reviews
Joey-Chandler slash, occurring after the series finale of Friends. In this world, there is no such thing as a Joey spinoff in L.A. Not for Mondler fans. Now rated R.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B.
A Night of Blood and Iron by Dr.Linkenshloff reviews
Have you ever wondered how John and Chas met? Yeah, me too. One shot, complete.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
The Remedy for Stage Fright by Roguester reviews
The laughter originated from their chests, traveling to the back of their throats like little bits of lightning, all hacking and gagging, but in a good way. (Trily, one-shot)
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Joined at the Dib by the-unsquickable-kid reviews
Zim's latest botched plan for conquest leaves Zim and Dib fused at the hip. Will the two nemeses EVER escape each other? Updated, with a shiny new chapter. More to come!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004
Chained by Kagedtiger reviews
[Avenue Q] Set the day after the end of the play. Rod realizes that what he thought was the perfect solution to his problems may not have been exactly what he needed after all.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
I Could Still See the Postcards by Roguester reviews
EPILOGUE: To be that person on the outside looking in is quite a burden. Especially when the view is a bit blurry from where you’re standing.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,380 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004
Bunk Talk by B.L.A. the Mouse reviews
Jack and Fabrizio talk on the second night of the voyage. Dialogue–only drabble.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Chapter Two Bends The Rules by x-oncemorewithfeeling-x reviews
Stu survived Woodsboro and went on to attend college, but has he gotten over being a masked murderer since the death of Billy? Is Stu responsible for the murders, or is there a new killer on campus?........ Read and review please!
Scream - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004
Several Ways to Die Trying by Spooky-Girl reviews
For as long as he can remember, people have been calling Travis Strong crazy. For as long as he can remember, he took it with a grain of salt. But what if they're right...? R&R!
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,471 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
Love at Death's Eve by RumPie reviews
The night before their execution at the gallows, Ragetti has something he needs to tell his closest friend. Can Pintel accept what he hears? SLASH
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2004
A Passage of Life by Finding Beauty reviews
Nini isn’t certain what to call it. Their relationship doesn’t have a name any more than he does. NA&Nini ficlet, for Black Tangled Heart.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Nini, Argentinean
Nowhere to Hide by aa cohen reviews
In the midst of a hostage situation, Joey and Chandler find themselves at the mercy of two gunman. Will their devotion to one another get them out alive, or will it end up killing them? Complete
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Rain and Mud by Robin Gurl reviews
Things have taken a torn for the worse. Merry falls ill and Pippin gets worse. Sam and Frodo ask for help from two humans: James and Eileen. RR THREE NEW CHAPTERS 7-30-04
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Letting Go by Wyndi reviews
Wyatt finds he must return to Tombstone one last time to bid farewell to an old friend.
Tombstone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004
Grand Theft Auto III A Novelisation by Xyon reviews
A novelised version of GTA3. Chapter SIX now up. Please R&R. Expect more soon!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003
These Days, Ya Gotta Have A Sequel! by Magdalena Iris Roth reviews
COMPLETED What if Stu had decided to sneak away when he found out that Sidney had called the police? Fanfic about the first Scream movie, where Stu lives! yay [Rated for violence, language and adult content]
Scream - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,011 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Watson reviews
A slight slash RadarHawkeye. It's not all that bad...Hawkeye comforts Radar after a very bad nightmare...nothing special...
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2003
Wishes Do Come True by NirvanaRawkz reviews
A woman is thrown back to in time. What will happen to her aboard the great ship? Can she get home? PLEASE Read and review. Critism more than welcomed! NOW COMPLETE
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,480 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Complete
Don't Lose the Moment by tawny reviews
Complete This is a story that starts right after the last Lizzie episode, and does not contain any info from the movie. The story involves what Lizzie and Gordo do over their summer. Part of the story told through journal entries. LG? Maybe.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Complete
Bag End by lizziemu reviews
it's angsty. it's short. it's m/p. and if that's not enough for you... well, FOR SHAME! and yes, i know that they both marry nice hobbit girls in the book, but that just isn't any fun, is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Dark Secrets: A Legacy Of Lies by City Kid reviews
Lizzie thought she knew who she was - until she discovered a secret that threatened to drive her to the grave. *UPDATED 6/3/03: Seven is up!*
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003
Unreal by Toxikchic9 reviews
Lizzie, Gordo, and Miranda are juniors in highschool, and take a camping trip over Thanksgiving weekend. Will love's light shine, or will disaster take it's coures? Rated for later chapters
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
Trying Times by slashygirl88 reviews
*ch 8 up*Kate comes back to Cleveland with a secret...Lewis has feelings for Kellie...and Oswald has a secret of his own to add to the confusion...
Drew Carey Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002
Off the Beaten Path by Erin12 reviews
Merry and Pippin's orc capture with a twist (no slash, rating for violence that may come in future chapters)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Bravery Took This Took by ElijahFrodo reviews
Struggling for life, Peregrin Took, find himself joined by Samwise Gamgee, Frodo Baggins, and Meridoc Brandybuck for a sorrowfilled good-bye.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Threads of Friendship by serenaelizabeth reviews
The ties of friendship run deep for Merry & Pippin as they find themselves facing death and war. This takes place during Return of the King with flashbacks from the Fellowship. Chap 1 newly updated, more to come soon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Last Supper by Nikki Brandytook reviews
Merry and Pippin share their last meal together in Gondor before... the inevitable end. [Post-quest, book-based.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
A Shot in the Dark by LuckyLadybug reviews
Merry and Pippin are goofing off with Legolas' arrows when an unforseen accident occurs, and Merry doesn't know how to deal with it. This is NOT a slashfic! Kind reviews are always welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Dying to love you. by Roz Morgan reviews
Merry and Pippin get into trouble (no change there) and Pippin gets very sick (no slash as of yet, oh and raiting will go up as story goes along)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Just Let Go by Chel aka Elf Goldfish Cracker reviews
Pippin is on the verge of death, and Merry is having trouble coping. read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Reassurance by Tiamat's Child reviews
Merry tries to calm and comfort Pippin immediately after Gandalf's death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
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I Want Them To See reviews
[Markcentered] Mark's camera is his eye on New York. Why can't people see it too?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
Poor Baby reviews
[MarkRoger if you squint.] Roger is running out again.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
All That I'm Trying to Say reviews
[Slash.] Drake comes home in an odd state and Josh isn't reluctant to take care of him.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
The Office: A Series of Slash Drabbles reviews
[The Office, UK.] A couple of TimGareth slash drabbles.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Trails of an Obsession reviews
[JohnChas] Chas can't decide wether John should know about this or not.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
I'm Fine reviews
[100word drabble. JackCharlie] Jack thinks he may be insane.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Jack, Charlie - Complete
Considering Fate reviews
[Ch 3] A mysterious vampire leader is out to get Tommy, and who knows what he wants? Merton is getting sicker, only to find out that his problem is bigger than imagined! How can he keep this secret from Tommy and still help him?
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
The Light In The Dark reviews
[Updated! Fourth Chapter!] There's an Auror protecting the school. It's the holidays and Harry finds that dark forces are trying to get him. But there's always a light in the dark... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rain reviews
[Trily] There's boredom abound in the station during a rainstorm.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Complete
Chocolate reviews
[YukiKyo] Just a little oneshot Valentine's day fluff.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Rebel Without a Love reviews
[Slash.] Jim reflects on Plato's death and wonders if it really is Judy that he loves...
Rebel Without A Cause - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2004
Lake reviews
[Will soon be editing due to how this is crap.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2003