I'm not much of a writer but I do try ... especially when I can mess up those genius authors' work and create my own plots out of them :)
I'm not sure if I will upload any of my own work on FF.net BUT I DEFINITELY will read others and review when possible.
SOME NOT-SO-INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT ME :
My name is Kayla-Marie
I'm 20 years old with a mind-set of a toddler
I absolutely love to read. I read at least one full book a week
I am into all things artistic and creative - just ask seven different sketch books
I believe technology is awesome. I don't think I could survive without internet anymore ...
I have an iPod named Theodore, Teddy for short (affectionately named from Alvin and the Chipmunks)
I'm addicted to the energy drink V. Seriously, I get the shakes and everything if I go without it. It's becoming a bit of a problem
Sarcasm is my second language
I'm a university student
I'm half Aussie, Half Maori, with English, Danish, Irish and Greek in my blood
I'm a complete grease-monkey who works part time in a garage. Yet, I'm as girly as they come - Dresses, lip gloss, blonde hair, the works ...
I'm extremely possessive both of my object and my people
I speak Japanese fluently
I'm allergic to fish
MOVIES: Too Many to list but to give you an idea; Oliver - the 60's musical version, The Wizard of Oz, The Pirate's of the Caribbean Series, The Breakfast Club, The Covenant, The Dark Knight series (I've got a twisted love for the Joker), Just Like Heaven, Cruel Intentions, The Child Play Series, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Fast and Furious Series, We Brought a Zoo (I get all emotional every time I watch it), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Drop Dead Fred, Dukes of Hazzard, Peter Pan, Sherlock Holmes, Clueless, The Phantom of the Opera ... The list is never ending
TELEVISION: Anything made by Joss Whedon, most importantly - Buffy and Angel. Currently; Supernatural, American Horror Story, True Blood, Glee, Gossip Girl, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Sanctuary, Law&Order SVU, Ghost Whisperer, Once Upon a Time, Game of Thrones ('Cause there is nothing like a TV show that almost has as much drama as you do in your everyday life). I'm also a huge fan of Anime - Favourites being: Inuyasha and Fushigi Yuugi. Then, of course, there's my love for Disney/Nick/Family shows like Life With Derek and Drake and Josh.
CARTOONS: Powerpuff Girls, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, The Rugrats, The Simpsons, Tom&Jerry, Looney Tunes, Popeye, Spongebob Sqaurepants
BOOKS: Richele Mead's Vampire Academy Series, Cassandra Clare's The Mortal Instruments Series and their Prequel Series, Wildthorn by Jane Eagland, Harry Potter Series, Meg Cabot's The Mediator Series, Angela Carter's The Bloody Chamber and Other Short Stories, Virginia Andrew's Flowers In The Attic books, Most things written by Susan Krinard, Losing It and Grieve by Lizzie Wilcock, The Darren Shan Series, Suzanne Collin's The Hunger Games, Classics like Alice in Wonderland, Jane Austen's Emma, Edgar Allen Poe, Charles Dickens ... My love for literature is endless. I also love Manga.
MUSIC: Hell, I love it all; My absolute favourite artist is probably Lana Del Rey. But I also love Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Halestorm, Bon Jovi, No Doubt, Black Eyed Peas, Paramore, 2 Pac, Eminem, She Wants Revenge, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Shania Twain, Adele, David Guetta, Lady Gaga, Matchbox Twenty, Metallica, Demi Lovato, Christina Aguilera, Avicii, Stacie Orrico, Muse, Sia, The Pretty Reckless, Flo Rida, T-Pain, Ludacris, Lifehouse, My Chemical Romance, Backstreet Boys, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, A Fine Frenzy, Avril Lavigne, Areosmith, Alicia Keys, Alexz Johnson, Jessie J, October Fall, Red, Apocalyptica, Foo Fighters, The Pussycat Dolls, Lil Wayne, Timberland, Pink, Pitbull, Bullet For My Valentine, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Sean Paul, Seether, Within Temptation, Breaking Benjamin, Avenged Sevenfold, Anberlin ... and so much more. I have thousands of songs on my iPod - I can't get through my day without music.
SOME OF THE MAIN SHIPS I LIKE:
- Buffy/Angel & Buffy/Angeus - from BtVS and Ats
- Inuyasha/Kagome & Sango/Miroku & Sesshomaru/Rin - from Inuyasha, both the anime and the manga
- Derek/Casey & Lizzie/Edwin - from Life With Derek
- Hermione/Draco & Hermione/Tom Riddle Jr. - from Harry Potter
- Sebastian/Kathryn - from Cruel Intentions
- Chuck/Blair - from Gossip Girl
- Rachel/Puck - from Glee
- Rose/Dimitri & Lissa/Christian - from Vampire Academy
- Jace/Clary & Magnus/Alec - from The Mortal Instruments Series
- Eric/Sookie - from the Southern Vampire Mysteries and True Blood
- Bella/Anyone other than Edward - from the Twilight Series
- Miaka/Tamahome - from Fushigi Yuugi
- And then I don't mind some OC's with single character's such as: Dean from Supernatural, Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean, and Reid, Tyler, Caleb and Pogue from The Covenant - Sarah and Kate annoy the hell outta me.
- Emma/Captain Hook - from Once Upon a Time. I also quite adore the evil little demon that is Peter Pan with an OC (I mean, Robbie Kay's eyebrows ... come on!)
- Sam/Jack - from Stargate SG-1
- Elliot/Olivia - from Law and Order SVU
...That's all I can think of right now, but there may be more... :/
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.
1. You repost this onto your profile! :)
Its official people, I'm ADDICTED TO FANFICTION.NET!!
Stereotypes [Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me)]
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm WICCAN so I MUST be evil.
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