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HetaOni please at least look at this!(this is a link to the first video[subbed in English by SotetAG] on youtube)

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

I'll hunt down your bastard jounin-sensei and kill him for you?

I know he's the one who took you from me, sweet Iruka-kun. But don't worry. I'll save you. I promise." (A letter to a 14 year old Iruka from the Mizukage anfter Iruka escapes being made a "sex-slave". that guy is such a creeper!>.>)

--From Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru."
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

"You may not see me, you may not even hear me - but I'm right here." - Anonymous (I saw this in a story and thought that's me most of the time, this thought depresses me)

Pick the month you were born in:
January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: toothbrush...
12: crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: lover...
24: Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.
Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

This is Hilarious is it Not?

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks,

"Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is
both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks,

"Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks,

"Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the
less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"


“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, ‘Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!’"

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

~"One man having an imaginary friend is called a lunatic. Several men having an imaginary friend is called a religion."- Unknown(to me at least)


1. If you don't know how this works, Google it.

How am I feeling today? In Pieces- Linkon Park
How do my friends see me? Disconnected- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
What is my best friend's theme song? Like Suicide- Seether
What is the story of my life? The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars
What is the best thing about me? Scared- Three Days Grace
What is today going to be like? Wake Up- Three Days Grace
What is in store for this week? Rescue Me- Tokio Hotel
What song describes my mom? Forsaken- Within Temptation
What song describes my dad? Love is Dead- Tokio Hotel
To describe my grandparents? A Place for my Head- Linkin Park
How is my life going? Bring me to Life- Evanescence
What song will they play at my funeral? Forgotten- Linkin Park
How does the world see me? Papercut- Linkin Park
Will I have a happy life? Qwerty- Linkin Park(they are popping up EVERYWHERE)
What do my friends really think of me? Let You Down- Three Days Grace
How can I make myself happy? Crush Crush Crush- Paramore
What should I do with my life? Writing on the Walls- Underoath(I don't think this is good)
Whatissome good advice for me? Misery- Good Charlotte
How will I be remembered? Becoming the Bull- Atreyu
What is my signature dancing song? Monster- Meg and Dia
What is my current theme song?
Knives and Pens- Black Veil Brides
What does everyone else think my current theme song is? The Little Things Give You Away- Linkin Park

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, cryingcarebear

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that have, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, BloodKitsune11,cryingcarebear

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Sasuke's Baby Girl93, Foreign Geisha, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, xXxJaycee81196xXx, cryingcarebear

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

Who has time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? If you agree with me, paste this onto your account

I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, paste this onto your account!

If you have too many of the "paste this onto your account" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your account

If you hate those fangirls who squeal, everytime Sasuke does somethin, like, i don’t know, sneeze, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile

If you always make this face, -_-', when naruto says believe it, copy and paste this into your profile

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think you're superior yet inferior, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get bored easily, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have watched High School Musical, Hannah Montana, The Suite life of some characters, and Hairspray, and fucking hate it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your ears start bleeding when you hear Hannah Montana or HSM, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (I don't even have stories to put chapters in XP)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.

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If you believe that those damn kids should give the Trix Rabbit their cereal, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, ect..

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

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If you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25
If you think that Sasuke si
Sampletely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

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If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong.

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death

5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. If we look to the word of God, His punishment for sexual immorality is equal to that of murder. Therefore, teaching kids to tolerate homosexuality is equal to teaching them to tolerate murder.

10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

This student received the only A


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

awesome things:

He watched Kagura and Sagisoto argue a long moment before the likeness to Sango and Miroku smacked him viciously across the face. They were so much like the monk and Tajiya of the Inu-tachi that he found himself mildly disturbed.

How did this happen? Do I have a tachi now? Came a thought brought on by pure boredom and a need to find the Inu-tachi's scattered members.

Kagura and Sagisoto = Sango and Miroku.

Naraku glanced over his shoulder, Kana was Shippou and all he had to do was find a random Miko of obviously scandalous origins and turn Kohaku into a fire cat.

does that make me Inuyasha?

He shuddered at the thought.

Or perhaps I'm Kagome, I do oppose her very existence in every way.

--from No Such Thing as Fate by Silver Phoenix7

He…declared war on you?" Naruto repeated. "How? He's not in charge of any village or country, is he?"

"No, I think he meant he would use the power of the Bijuu already collected and what's left of Akatsuki against us," Gaara clarified.

"Aside from Madara, Akatsuki has two members! Six, if you count Sasuke's team!" Naruto protested. "At most, that's seven people and seven demons against…literally everyone else."

"Right," Gaara confirmed.

"That's not a war; that's a terrorist group," Naruto declared.

"If we should live through it, we'll have to make sure the history books note the distinction," Gaara deadpanned.

--from Madara wants to do WHAT to the moon? by Sarah1281

"Inuyasha, I have already taken care of the 'you are staying here business' I'm tired, can you please do the dishes today?"

"Okay, but only today."



"Wait, what?"

"Waddaya mean, what?"



"Wait, who?"




"Yes, you will do the dishes everyday from now on."


"Exactly," and with that, she left to her room."What?" Inuyasha stared after her, bewildered. (his brain is like 'processing. . .processing. . . proce-ERROR!! ERROR!! system crash alert!!' lolx :D)

--Dog's Fate by RaInbOw-M0nk3y '-'

"Dad, you can't go beating up Ichigo anymore. He's going through a rough time right now. He says he's seeing more spirits that ever before." said Yuzu.

"WHAT?! Why would he talk about thing like this with you two and probably that Naruto kid and not me, his dad?! It doesn't make sense!" said
the now frantic Isshin."Sure it does." said Karin "For one thing, you're over forty. And another; emotionally, you're still at a preschool level dad. Admit it."

Isshin staggered over to a huge poster of his wife, crying."Oh my dear, why? Maybe it's because they're hitting puberty. But our daughters are being so cold to me. What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?!" he wailed.

Karin sweatdropped and groaned "For starters, take down that poster."

--The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe

"You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park."

Naruto had changed his voice to sound more country and was nodding his head quickly as he spoke loudly so the whole crowd could hear him. The man was spun around desperately trying to tear the boy from his back, but Naruto just grinned and tightened his hold all while saying-

"Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back with a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing to the soil!"

A couple of people laughed behind their hands as the man tried to spit out something that sounded similar to 'my names not Stuart' but could barely get a word in over Naruto's rapid talking.

"You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live. So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl."

At this point Naruto climbed off the mans back, the crowd had rapidly increased. The man, completely embarrassed, began to edge away from Naruto to get lost in the crowd but the blond boy walked right along side him still speaking in an obnoxious voice that seemed to echo in the tiny valley.

"Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out to my yard, and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in to the trees. I say, 'What are you looking for?' he says, 'I'm looking for my burrow owl.' I say, 'Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?' Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?"

Again the man tried to protest the name Stuart but Naruto ignored him and slug an arm around the man as if they were close buddies. Sasuke had to conceal his bark of laughter that rose in his throat. Some people were repeating his words, he could hear Jesus on a pogo stick followed by a snort. They attempted to whisper so not to drown out the eccentric blond, not that they could. He
quickly turn all his attention to Naruto not wanting to miss a single word

"I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that the carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called 'The Mixer'. The man said, 'Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times.' But Bill Jr, he was a DAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying 'Hey everybody, look at me! look at me!'"

The man had stopped all movement, seeing escape was impossible and now stood rooted to the spot trying to avoid everyone's gaze. Naruto danced around, swinging his arms wildly to emphasize his story even further.

"Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, 'Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?'"

Naruto face grew serious, as he stood closer to the man, looking solemnly into his eyes as if he were about to unfolded a tragic secret. His voice had become hush, yet was still heard all the way towards the back.

"Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens."

That was the last straw. The whole crowd broke into an uproar of laughter, holding each other up and clutching their stomachs. Chouji was on the ground, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. Shikamaru's large laughs had turned to hiccups, his eyes squeezed shut as he attempted poorly to regulate his breathing. Sasuke had a silly grin plastered over his face, he pushed his way closer to the edge of the circle, and now had a clear view of Naruto with a big smile on his face. Naruto forced his eyes to become huge and innocent, as he spoke outward, no longer addressing the man but the mass of laughing people.

"They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God!"

He placed a hand over his heart and then swung around to clap the large man on the shoulder, grinning broadly.

"You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park."

-- from Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase

You think you're funny? You think hell is funny?" Naruto stopped laughing and looked up with surprise; it seemed they had drawn a crowd. Many people were whispering and pointing at the two boys.

Ray used the crowd to draw courage. He pointed at Naruto and shouted so everyone could hear his voice. "Because that's where you're going; that's where all faggots go to in the end."

Ray touched his golden necklace and shut his eyes before reciting proudly, "'Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.' Leviticus 18:22"

Everything on the street seemed to freeze. No one spoke. The recited phrase seemed to echo in Sasuke's head, it had been so easy before to have a quick comeback, but now his mind drew a blank; how are you suppose to fight a religion?

At that moment Sasuke felt a bit isolated from Naruto. He wasn't sure what it was like to have the knowledge that someone truly believed hell was reserved for people who had done nothing more than fallen in love.

If someone truly believed that kind of love was evil, that Iruka and Kakashi were evil just for loving each other.

He looked to Naruto for some kind of reassurance but was surprised by what he saw. Naruto's eyes were hardened, his lips curled into a fierce sneer, and the boy curled his hands into fists. Sasuke felt a tiny shiver run through his body as everything from Naruto's stiff posture to his slit eyes screamed deadly.

But when the boy finally spoke his words and tone suggested nothing of his hostile behaviors; in fact it was light and humorist. "Oh, is it my turn now? I'm a little rusty, so you'll have to excuse the fact that I don't know the exact verse, but I'll give it a shot. The whole universe was first created with a mountain, trees, and a midget. Afterwards, the almighty creator decided a heaven was needed, so he created one that has beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see and a stripper factory."

During Naruto's little speech, Sasuke couldn't help but notice the way Naruto was able to push back his anger. In fact it frightened him a bit that the boy could be so manipulative.

"What in God's name are you talking about?" Sasuke quickly focused on the speaker and watched Ray nervously release his golden chain and step away from the boy. Naruto gave him a twisted smile. Once again, Sasuke felt a strange chill down his back, and was glad that the boy hadn't come any closer to him.

Naruto tilted his head in a curious fashion, and regarded the man. "Exactly. We're talking about God, right? You just told me about yours, so I thought it only be fair to share mine."

Naruto dug around in his jacket pocket until he unearthed a squashed packet of ramen, he held it high above him and spoke in a holier-than-thou voice, "The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti God."

Despite his earlier fears Sasuke couldn't help a snort of laughter; only Naruto would have a spare ramen package in his pocket.

-- from Sticks and Stones bylunabasketcase



--from Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

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A Monster By Any Other Name by Lavinia Lavender reviews
The same old Sam/Dean love story, with a darkfic twist. Sam grows up in a concentration camp for monsters, and Dean is raised as an only child and a hunter. Together, they make each other human. / Written in collaboration with brosedshield on LJ; much thanks to whereupon, our beta.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 496,363 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Welcome To My Life by Pineapplecat reviews
AU. After causing a large amount of property damage, Gilbert Beilschmidt gets sent to a mental hospital, courtesy his brother. Will he find a way to help himself? Or will he be stuck in there forever? Eventual PruCan, rated M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,001 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Prussia, Canada] S. Italy/Romano, America
Hello, Doctor by MandaxPanda reviews
Sora's a single parent taking care of his five-year-old daughter Kairi all on his own. But Sora's and Kairi's lives change after meeting Dr. Riku Uchida, a pediatrician who soon becomes a big part of their lives. SoraXRiku YAOI. Rated M. READ AND REVIEW! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 183,490 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sora, Riku
Trying for Eden by Kasey D reviews
The first time Tom met Harry, there was a rabbit hanging in the rafters. slash, het, time-travel, slow-moving HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,150 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 5,156 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,015 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7485 - Favs: 12,094 - Follows: 13,193 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Saw it on Your Forehead by raybun reviews
The truth isn't always kind. Being able to read people and how they truly feel isn't as nice as it sounds, and Roxas has long since grown tired of it, but it's not like he can turn the ability off. AkuRoku, SoRiku, and other pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 329,062 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,178 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 11/18/2008
Rewrite by M. B. Lewis reviews
Being raised by the single man he calls "dad", who seems to hate his guts, is Naruto's personal hell. When one day a bastard of a transfer student insists they're friends, he's even forced to question his own sanity. Things spiral out of control. That he constantly feels like he's being watched doesn't help either. Warning: rape, mentions of abuse, violence, spoilers for the manga
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,351 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,069 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
The United States of Nothing by Calamitatum reviews
"After all this time—all these years—you're the one who finally put it all together." The Confederate States of America smiled, teeth gleaming, eyes predatory. "And it only took you one-hundred and fifty-one years."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,224 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 1/24/2012 - America, Russia, Canada
Crimson Skies by Francesca Monterone reviews
"So sending me gifts and roses is some weird Russian code for 'I really want to hurt you?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,127 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Russia, Canada] [Austria, Prussia]
The Comedy Fox by Previlion reviews
Don't let the title fool you. This story is about a boy who's lost his grin at four. He grows not trusting anyone without a Mask, besides the Old Man. Yet, when he is forced into a deal that could help him, would he go with it or give up his dream?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,500 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U.
She Who the Prophecy Foretold by Sunset Miko reviews
Sesshoumaru needs the help of a miko, and only one will do. His request for aid sets in motion an ancient prophecy, leading them all on an unexpected quest. Secrets kept for years finally are told, and an unsuspecting Kagome is thrust into a mission with a whole new set of tasks and troubles. She is the priestess spoken of in the prophecy and her strange life is turned upside down.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 413,424 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
The Fox's Net by Aleithria reviews
When the screams of the dying invade Merlin's mind, something is stirring, and something is unearthed. [Reveal]
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,607 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,485 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 4,663 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reds Like Blood and Blues Like Sky by Trompet reviews
College AU. Mordred has long been cynical and broken, with nobody but his cat Druid to care for him, and he's accepted that the artist with the smiles like starlight is way, way, WAY out of his league. That doesn't mean he can't still manage to botch all possible chances anyway. Morlin, hints of other pairs. Alternates between silly and angst-ridden. You've been warned.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mordred, Merlin
The Boy Who Loved by Belle A Lestrange reviews
NC13. Explicit content. AU. COMPLETE. Draco gets disowned and lives as a homeless person in Surrey near where Harry lives, though neither boy knows. Harry works as an employee at a supermarket with no idea about magic. When he finds a blonde living rough he gradually helps him and later decides to befriend him. WARNING: Scenes of rape, and abuse that readers may find distressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 234,915 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 1/13/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Ups and Downs of Being Conjoined by Maybell's Stories reviews
Madeline Kirkland had been completely content with living in her organized little world. Stuck to her brother's back had been difficult but not impossible to overcome and after fifteen years of living with the same perfect routine day in and day out. However; when her father gets a job in Japan the twins must learn to cope with change and accepting love. * Abandoned. *
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 2/5/2013 - America, Canada
The Sky by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,622 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Identity That Holds the Mask by mystery0991 reviews
What if, from the age of 9, Naruto has been living two separate lives? Who could tell that a loudmouth, hyperactive ninja is actually an undercover ANBU. If so, how will the future turn out differently, perhaps, with the added romance?WARNING!KakaNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
I'll Love You Long After You're Gone by PotterHead1996 reviews
1500 years after Arthur's death at Avalon, Merlin works as a tutor with his housemate Kerry Mason, still waiting for his King. When Merlin's magic starts acting out of control, he is drawn to the lake and is certain Arthur will return. However it seems destiny has other plans, and it's not just the King who returns. Merlin now finds that he has some 21st century explaining to do...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,280 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
NoRMaL by kimiko888 reviews
When you're normal you blend in. When you blend in you're invisible. When you're invisible you can keep secrets. When Inuyasha,talk of the school, enters taking intrest in Kagome she's no longer normal. When you're not normal you can't hide the pain. I/K
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,626 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
※ 回想記の夢 ・ A Memoir of a Dream ※ by Fehize reviews
It came without warning that attack. Whatever was used, a certain sun-kissed blond awoken to a new area, yet, it was not. As sky ocean eyes met another bright pair, life for the teenager sprang anew in nothing but a memoir of a dream... [oyako] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,825 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Fox and the Hound by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 340,302 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
I Hate Life But I Love Death by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Before Naruto loved Life. He loved Living. When he came back, he hated living. When he came back, he wanted to die. The only thing stopping him from bringing his sword to his throat was a promise he made with Kami. Naruto is back and pissed off. Crack fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U.
I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,477 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Blood Stained by Maddie-san reviews
COMPLETE! After an encounter in the middle of the forest with Sesshomaru, Kagome finds herself put through sshomaru experiences some problem with his beast. Will Sesshomaru remain cold-heart, or can he realize that it isn't such a disgrace after all?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 633,197 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
Golden Eyes by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
After being rejected for training by Kakashi, Naruto rages away from Konoha. He discovers something. It is not a bloodline nor a gift but an accident. It is an accident that will allow Naruto to destroy his enemies. Simply put, Naruto now has Golden Eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Diamond of Suna by Zukiesgal65 reviews
Aki is a member of a secret organization called Tenkataihei, who hates shinobi altogether. Little does she know that she is the legendary, Jewel of Seiyru, and it's up to her, as well as her friends, to save the world...Sequel to Prophecy of the Black san
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 248,732 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 6,473 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wayward Sons by belgium-morning reviews
Harry Potter has always wanted a family that cared about him, that loved him in the proper way a family should. A startling discovery on his seventeenth birthday will send him to America to meet a man and his sons no one knew existed. How will they react?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,897 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Love is a Disease by Yagurt reviews
{ UNDER CONSTRUCTION } Matthew's gaze was always on the guys. He never found girls attractive. When he accidentally confessed his love to one of his classmates, it's the end of the world for him. Now Matthew is in a new school with a new personality. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,780 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Russia, Canada
Trust in the Demon by Fyoex reviews
AR. Naruto is the Kyuubi's son, and has been forced to become a human until he gains his 6th tail, which would be in 600 years. This is his life as a human, in the good times and the bad. NaruHina in later chapters. BEING REWRITTEN (LOOK INSIDE FOR DETAILS)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 76,050 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/14/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Tomorrow Will Be Kinder by Chaos Ride reviews
HungerGames!AU. Romano was rude and crude and everyone loved his brother more, but he was willing to do anything necessary for his family, even take Feli's place in the dreaded Hunger Games. Will contaiin various pairings, but Spamano is main.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Don't Let It Be Love by Yuki Winggates reviews
Matthew, a gentle and shy boy that everyone believes wouldn't understand how cruel the world can be has a terrible secret. But one he can hardly remember. A wooden ring. Old scars. Terrifying nightmares. And gentle arms that hold him safe and warm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Canada, Russia
You Only Had to Ask by parummortem reviews
Arthur has always wanted to get to know Merlin better, so when his step-sister Morgana introduces him to a website that lets you ask questions anonymously, surely that's the perfect way? Merthur high-school AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,858 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
To Tame a Viking by NocturnalUnicorn reviews
A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4794 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Guarding Death by Black-Raven3 reviews
What if Castiel had one more charge, other than Dean. All those times Dean needed the angel, but he wasn't there, what if Cas were aiding someone else in their great times of need. Supernatural and HP AU. Season 4 possible Season 7-8 spoilers. Future Slash, no Wincest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,303 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Dean W.
Foggy London by BlooMist reviews
John gets home after a very nasty day and finds Sherlock particularly moody. After almost a week without decent sleep, John starts to question himself about some weird, lusty feelings towards the world's only Consulting Detective.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,276 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Vis à Vis by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-WIP- Naruto always knew he'd had parents once, but came to realize that of the musing he'd done, he'd never imagined what they looked like. Now he has to get home without giving away that he's technically not who everyone thinks he is—the son of Konoha's beloved Yondaime Hokage. Yet between his own heart and the Fourth's intelligence, it seems that won't be as easy as he'd hoped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 174,891 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Internet Killed The Video Star by Kassamali reviews
And apparently it also kills brain cells and the need to use common sense, as well as severely lowering one's standards for both life and relationships. :: APH Facebook Story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,433 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - America, Prussia
First Spideypool Ficlet by Joschy-no-Eien reviews
You know where to find me. , was the first text Peter had received. Minutes later it was followed by, You're coming or not? Peter knew Wade and that this guy was up to something. He didn't know exactly what but with Wade involved, it's gotta be something very stupid. - Short story added with Pete and his Dad's.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 7,746 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
No Such Thing as Fate by Silver Phoenix7 reviews
Kagome has made the critical decision to leave the group after stumbling over Kikyou and Inuyasha one to many times. Now growing stronger in the feudal era and making it on her own with a fox kit and lessons learned on the way, life just got interesting.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 268,582 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Diagnosis: You're Screwed by gonewritin reviews
AU: Matthew Williams was living a normal life practicing obstetrics in a small city when one self-proclaimed "awesome" patient comes bursting into his life and turns it upside down. Genderbent: fem!Prussia/Canada. Minor pairings included. Now complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,698 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Running Up That Hill by TheHatterTheory reviews
Even after being put back together, fractures linger, spiderweb lines that remain, testament to the struggle. CanonDIV, Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 324,938 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Shattered by BlueSilverPandas reviews
After Inuyasha breaks Kagome's heart by leaving her for Kikyo, she soon finds herself falling in love with Koga instead. But it's not going to be easy. Naraku is on the rise and a wolf princess has joined their group in search of her lost brother. Coupled with the arrival of Kagome's best friend, will this love stand a chance? KogaxKagome MirokuxSango Discontinued, I'm really sorry
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Kagome H., Kōga
Eighteen Letters to a Name by columbine-and-asphodel reviews
AU. Sherlock is a racehorse in England, along with his brother and Lestrade. John is a retired police horse from New York City, Mrs. Hudson a surprise and Irene the competition. Molly and Jim are human. Oh, and there are human Morans.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 50,292 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper - Complete
Twist of Fate by OakStone730 reviews
Draco asks Harry to help him beat the Imperius curse during 4th year. The lessons turn into more than either expected. A story of redemption and forgiveness. SLASH DRARRY Pairings: HP/DM Timeframe: 1994-2002 Goblet to 4 yrs post-DH EWE Rating M for language, angst, content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 312,468 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Without a Sound by MandaxPanda reviews
Leon has taken a job as a high school teacher because his dream of being a college math professor is out of reach at the moment. He hates the job at first, but he soon finds someone who has it worse than he does, without a sound. YAOI! LeonxSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,287 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Sora - Complete
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Ripples by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
Desmond is losing his mind; he's pretty okay with that.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Desmond M. - Complete
Fateful Meetings by Acissej123456 reviews
Set in Feudal Japan. Kagome is an orphaned miko living on the outskirts of the Western Lands. One day, she finds an injured Sesshomaru in the forest and heals him. Her adventure begins as fateful encounters slowly draw her into the society of demons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,666 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Last Marauder by Endure.Survive.To-the-end1023 reviews
James and Peter have died and Sirius is in prison leaving Remus all alone, haunted by his past betrayals and haunted even more by the green eyed lightening scared kid in his DADA classes. What was he to do?Of course he missed Sirius but now that the Prisoner of Azkaban has escaped Remus is only worried for Harry...but who really needed protecting? - 4th year marauder up to book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Truth and Consequence by LoyalSlytherinForever reviews
au/ooc:After walking in on his fiance in bed with another man, Harry fled heart broken, and started a new life abroad. When tragedy brings him home six years later, he is confronted with his former fiance. warn slash/mpreg, warn albus/some weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,564 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Corona by TheHatterTheory reviews
AU/SessKag A corona is the halo of light surrounding a heavenly body. Sesshoumaru sees nothing but a sustained chemical reaction, and within it Kagome finds an escape.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,854 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Living Proof by owlpostagain reviews
senior, sophomore, boyfriend, girlfriend, friend-with-benefits, gay, straight, victim, bully, musician, athlete. it's not about what you are, it's about who you are. various pairings, slash, warnings for language and maybe more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,059 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Reply to Sender by Trompet reviews
A tale told entirely in texts, notes, and emails detailing high school romance between very abnormal participants. Features matchmaking, smartasses, sexy leather jackets, and Pirate lingo. Also buckets of sexual tension. Johnlock, Mystrade, Moriartyx?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Hunt by MurasakiYasu reviews
The underside of Konoha City is more dangerous than anyone could possibly imagine. When Naruto stumbles into the secret world of hunters and demons he finally learns who he really is. But the world around them is changing and no one is safe. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,601 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Canadian and the Russian Upstairs by Witchdoctr reviews
Ever heard "the Babysitter and the Man Upstairs?" My Hetalia take on it with psycho!Russia and suicidal! Canada. As weird as the title is, this is NOT a humor fic. Be warned...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Together by previouslysane reviews
Sherlock and John. They meet earlier on in their lives and complement each other beautifully. No one could dispute this. After graduation, things turn to the sinister. They're ripped apart at the seams. What will it take for them to be together again?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,169 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pinkies Promise, Hearts Swear, Mouths Dare by BananasForMonkeys reviews
Ivan is a young Russian immigrant in Canada. He is intimidatingly tall and scary-looking, and his attitude is that of a cruel child... but really, Ivan's just lonely. A kind, quiet patient at the local hospital named Madeline feels the same way...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,929 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Russia, Canada
Damn Chibi's by Lazy Shika reviews
While Naruto and Sasuke were training they were attacked by rogue ninja's and injected with a chemical that chibi-fied them! So what do you do when two five year old boys who have the power of ANBU and stamina of a kage go around causing havoc in Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Damaged by Pleasedial123 reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Love by Midori Ookami reviews
Everyone diserves some one to love, even if you're out to destroy Konoha... OrochimaruXOC Rated K just to be safe Warning OCC Haitus
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,146 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Orochimaru
Why? by Shinigami-cat reviews
After waking from a coma Feli wakes to a world that isn't right. A world where everything is the same but terribly wrong. BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE! Rated M for later chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,341 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
What We Must by CCroquette reviews
When Ivan finds a severely injured Matthew on his doorstep, he has no idea how complicated life is about to become. Can two broken people become whole?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Russia, Canada, America - Complete
An Unexpected Beginning by Crystalzap reviews
All seemed lost, I just killed the one I called Brother, as the Snake was using Sasuke's body. Everyone was dead, & Konoha was burning but Kyuubi said we could change it. I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Naruto is sent back to the day he was born in an attempt to save his friends and village unfortunately he can't do much, at least until he can walk. Family Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,814 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Sweetest Kill by Silver Standard Society reviews
While falling in love with her, Sesshomaru stumbled upon a tragedy so deep it's etched in skin. Now the clock is ticking down to her imminent destruction and the only way to save Kagome is for Sesshomaru to utterly destroy himself. Beware. Dark Story.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,850 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Ourselves Like We Were Yesterday by Slytherincesss
Under a certain death sentence, Draco Malfoy sets out to find Pansy Parkinson the perfect replacement boyfriend. He finds a little something for himself along the way. POST-HBP DM/ZS DM/PP ZS/PP *SLASH* *HET* *POLYJUICE* *GENDER SWAP*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,538 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Draco M., Zacharias S. - Complete
Is there somewhere I belong by Nerdy Rainbows reviews
Russia knew it would be hard to convince people he had changed but he had just enough of it. That was before the younger nation had actually talked to him, someone he had never noticed. Now he will hold onto the boy no matter what it takes. RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Russia, Canada
I Will Break Down These Walls by Lady of the Myst reviews
Hinata, the forgotten Hyuuga heiress has been sent to Sunagakure to wed the young Kazekage in order to strengthen the sometimes frail bond between their villages. Will she able to get him to let down the barries he's put up to keep others out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Beautiful Broken souls by Shinigami-cat reviews
"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Racist Academy by LethalIngenuity reviews
"You are lucky. You were born white. Your only flaw is your sexual orientation, and even that is something you can hide. Look at me. I can't hide the colour of my skin, but I would never want to. I'm proud to be me."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Canada, England/Britain
If we Shadows Have Offended by Thing2BK reviews
America has been in a coma for a year, only to wake up and discover that a lot can change in that time. New powers rise, old ones crumble, and no one is safe anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,212 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Unspoken by forthright reviews
Let’s go back to the beginning, when love was something too new and precious to put into words. A story told in bits and pieces. CU. Inuyasha x Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Huggles by StaceyWritesFanFics reviews
COMPLETE Sometimes, the right answer is the most unexpected. Kagome learns this the hard way. Crack!fic
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Hold Me Close and Believe by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Sam was always a little odd as a child. His only friend was imaginary. When he turned 14, John realised his imaginary friend was still there and got him professional help. Only Dean wondered just how imaginary the friend was. Pre-Series. SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,487 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/28/2011 - [Sam W., Gabriel] Dean W., John W. - Complete
Breathe Anew by orangepencils reviews
In his opinion, Gilbert had it all and he was perfectly happy with his life, his lover, his job and everything else. However, faith has something else waiting for him. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Process by Celestial Chaos reviews
Post-DH. War-torn Oliver Wood finds solace in the one person he never thought he would. Slash. Revisiting my favorite HP pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,849 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Awaken Me, Heart and Soul by hms5375 reviews
What if Kagome never traveled through the well, and Inuyasha was still sealed to the tree when she was born? Her presence awakens his mind, but when she needs him he must find the will to awaken his body.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,243 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 5,270 - Follows: 4,336 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Armide by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Arthur is a lonely novelist. Matthew is the 18 year old next door. What happens next might not be okay. AU, Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
A Heart Within The Blue Moon by inufairiegirl reviews
When Sesshomaru's almost killed and Kagome steps in to save him what will be the payment? Will he thank her or try to rid himself of the scars in the only way possible? Will Inu realise how much she means to him before he loses her forever? Sess/Kag BACK!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,288 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Bleeding Effect by HanPN reviews
Desmond tries to tell Lucy about a very personal problem. Short fic.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Visible by Star-Tigress reviews
The day that Russia sat on him was one of the worst days of Canada's life, but little did he know it was the start of the best time of his life. RussiaxCanada - Rated T. Better summary inside! Writing quality improves as story progresses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,740 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, Russia
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11591 - Favs: 8,800 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Black Heart by DeidaraLuvr7000 reviews
A GaaHina Story. Caution: Hinata will be OOC and Gaara will be pretty much the same, until I say that he'll be OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,388 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Come What May by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
"And no matter what happens, no matter how bad things get, whenever you hear it, or sing it or whistle it or hum it, then you'll know that it means that we love one another." LietPol Highschool AU. Rated for male/male relationships and touchy subjects.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The beginning to the beginning by HuskyWalker reviews
Harry gets sent back in time by accident. In an attempt to change the future he adopts Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Voldemort. Will he be able to get back to the future and get his revenge or will he find a family in the people he never thought would love him? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 178,922 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Because I'm the Hero! by Gemina reviews
So maybe England couldn't show up for Christmas; Alfred wasn't upset. Really. He was already six years old, so he was really mature now. And he definitely never cries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
THE INU AND THE KITSUNE by Silver kitsune kit reviews
On his fifth birthday after a series of unfortunate events one Naruto Uzumaki gains a mom, a caring family, and a mate.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Inuyasha, Naruto U.
Watching over you by Evanescent Dementia reviews
AU fic. The Valley of the End really was the end for one of the combatants. What do you do, when the one you love most is gone forever, how do you cope with the guilt? Flames are welcome, my house is cold. SasuNaru. If you squint and stand on your head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Meeting Naruto by kellerbo reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Haunted House by 0equilibrium0 reviews
When Matthew finally moves away from home, everything is new: new house, new city, new neighbors, new house mate...hold on a second, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,862 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Him and His Boy by Kipcha reviews
It never ceased to amaze Appa how he never once spoke a word to him and yet, Aang seemed to understand everything when others passed him off as nothing more then just a bison, until his final breath.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Appa, Aang - Complete
Don't Remember To Forget Me by GhostNox181 reviews
A situation leads Max & Fang to the fight of their lives. Now Max, hurt and angry, runs to the whitecoats for forget. But when the procedure works a bit too well, will Max be able to remember who the Flock is? More importantly, will she want to?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,924 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A New Guardian and Other Stories by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
A series of stories telling what happened after the French and Indian War/Seven Years War. France must relinquish poor Canada to England. Little Canada must accept the fact that he has a new brother who is not at ALL like France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,899 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Canada
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Status: In a Relationship by Kaede-tama reviews
In which Matthew decides to announce his and Gilbert's relationship through Facebook, and in which chaos ensues. Matthew's starting to regret getting a Facebook account. Gilbert/Matthew, hints of other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
We Are One, Da? by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
Canada would do anything for a little attention – so when Russia proposes a merger of the two countries, Canada is quick to agree. But between Russia's "cold" demeanor and Canada's angsty past, their union proves to be... complicated. RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Russia
How Did I End Up Here? by Mushrambolover reviews
A week ago I was madly in love with Inuyasha. Now… I’m not. A week ago I hated Kikyo. Now… I don’t. A week ago I was impassive to Kouga. Now… I’m not.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,567 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Kagome H., Kōga
Warnings in my eyes by Urikol reviews
Canada has lost against Russia in battle, What will Russia do to him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Canada, Russia
Don't Close Your Eyes by snuggalong reviews
"Don't close your eyes...see what I see when I look at you, Matthew, the person who is beautiful both inside and out; do you listen to those who cannot see you, or me, who can?" [Sadiq/Matthew, Turkey/Canada, response to Livejournal's 1sentence challenge]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Turkey
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 4,925 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Pirate's Life for Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is upset over the lack of born and bred Canadian pirates, Alfred makes things worse, and Arthur and Alfred decide to role-play as pirates to get back into Matthew's good graces. There is also a boat involved. US/UK/Canada threesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Secrets by luna-magic-2005 reviews
Kagome's got a few secrets, and Sesshoumaru can't help but wonder what they are...ON HIATUS.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The King's Loose Pages by KingofLoosePages reviews
A collection of all the projects I started, but probably won't ever finish. Take a look, everything inside is up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,119 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P.
The Strangers by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred understands enough to get by in life. Matthew tries to tell them that he's really just a boring person. Arthur arrives at the Academy and doesn't even bother to unpack immediately or prepare for classes. This is their story, I guess. AU, slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/19/2010 - America, Canada
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Laws of Motion by owlpostagain reviews
Demyx' is all about graduating without ever stepping foot inside the band room, but that's out the window faster than you can say "HUT" when he sees that gray-haired drummer. It may be social suicide, but it's also the boy of his dreams. Zemyx/Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,536 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Kyuubi Terror by DarkYaoi reviews
Naruto has finally kept his promise to Sakura,but now kyuubi is offering him power. Naruto runs away from the village and seeks out Gaara to help with the Kyuubi but what happens when Gaara considers him a monster? warning- character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Get Out, Get Away by kimiko888 reviews
Sakura has finally gotten out of her abusive relationship but the problem is staying away from him. Can going back to her past she tried so hard to forget, heal the wounds the cut so deep into her heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Brush With Fate by gonewritin reviews
AU: Feliciano lost contact with his crush, Ludwig, after graduation. Seven years later he runs into his friend again at work and their relationship revives. That Song Called Love universe, Gerita, w/other minor set pairings. Contains dark/mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,280 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Team 7, Mission struggle by Kio 'Key-Oh reviews
Kakashi is left to care for a wounded Naruto while Sasuke and Sakura rush to complete the mission and get help for their injured comrade. This mission forces them to see the reality that is Naruto. A reality they may not be able to face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,567 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Seeking power by xRaianx reviews
Kagome returns to the feudal era for a long summer of jewel shard hunting, Naraku fighting, Sango slapping Miroku, Inuyasha being an idiot, Kikyo interrupting them, and... kids?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 190,949 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Life as it is by A Special Case reviews
So, get Naruto to notice Hinata, make Shikamaru like Ino, and turn Sasuke into a slightly less emo-ish person." Tenten said. "He is not emo!" Sakura cried, "and what about you, Tenten?" "Oh its ok. No-one will ever notice me." Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,055 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Plastic Minions by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia loves conquering of any sort. Sometimes that meant playing with plastic figurines and sometimes that meant playing with Canada. "Gilbert," Canada sighed, "What have I told you about total world domination?" One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
House by VioletLolitaPop reviews
In figuring out who plays the "mommy" role, li'l Alfred and Ivan's disagreements climax to one of the greatest domestic disturbances ever to be seen in a game of House.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Inevitable Wings of Fate by BloodKitsune11 reviews
...but they still haven't heard from Sandaime-sama, which was unnerving for most civilians and shinobi alike." CHAPTER 27 & 28 FINALLY UP! Rated 'T' for safety!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,760 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
All the Colors in the Rainbow by barefoot11 reviews
Poland realizes his favorite item in the world was actually named after him. Lithuania is pessimistic. Drabble, no real pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
That Song Called Love by gonewritin reviews
Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,119 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Heart by Shatterdoll reviews
America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Tolerable by forthright reviews
Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Miroku
Painted Red by cappychan reviews
Fanfic of GaaraxOC, friendshippy, romance-ish sort of... a bit of action. I suck at Summaries click and read. R&R Flame Away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 48,265 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Gaara - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Little Miscommunication Can Be a Good Thing by barneyrockz reviews
Colonel Fitzwilliam told Elizabeth about Darcy separating Bingley and Jane, but what if he was wrong? How would that change the proposal and the outcome? Read and find out!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Through my Eyes by Saloe reviews
Canada's history from Kumajirou's point of view but more about Matthew's/Canada's development of person than history. Warning: Apparently a very sad story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,937 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Canada, Kumajiro
Gone so Horribly Right by aggroChevalier reviews
Desmond Miles doesn't care that he's bled completely inside-out, or that someone more than Desmond Miles forged that opinion.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Corrosion by tiromoo reviews
They hadn't told him this could happen. They never said he would forget himself, that he would lose everything he was to the bleeding effect. - Kinkmeme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
En Infant Garde by Azumizai reviews
It was absolutely ridiculous the assumptions sometimes his family made. He was JUST babysitting! Why couldn't this have been a case where he was just ignored? Sometimes things just didn't work out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Canada
I'm Barely Holding On by Aecoris reviews
What if Dean never came for Sam in Pilot? Sam graduated from Stanford without hearing a word from Dean. Sam's starting out his new normal life when he runs into Dean who's now a homeless drunk and on the brink of starvation. Can Sam help save Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,498 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
45 Tails rolled into Nine by DurielZamoran reviews
Rewritten! Set after VoTE now. Before Kakashi can reach him, Naruto is found by a more... eccentric individual. Given a choice, Naruto can either help him or... walk away. No strings attached.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,417 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Loss of Sight by silverayven reviews
While attacked by a villager Naruto lost the use of his eyes. Not wanting to be left unprotected Naruto makes a deal with the Kyuubi and becomes a half-demon. Will include Kyuubi as a seeing-eye-fox! Kyuubi!Naruto Hanyou!Naruto Adopted by Vampgal26
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,687 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Unscathed by aimdiscord reviews
According to the doctors, sleep meant coma, and coma meant death. But secretly, Kagome knew they were worried over nothing. The truth was that she had already died once - She remembered that much.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,051 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kagome H., Naraku
Silver Tears by Silver Death Rose reviews
Kagome is Ayame's half sister. She has secrets and a past connecting her to the jewel. Inuyasha meet the others before her. Summary is bad because i can't say too much without giving the whole thng away. Please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Even When he Smiles by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Secrets can be kept for only so long, especially those that are gift wrapped in an disarming smile. :cutting, self-abuse themes, no yaoi pairings: DISCONTINUED DUE TO PERSONAL TROUBLES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eyes of the Broken Soul by SincereNaruto reviews
Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the rest of the world around him forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 353,258 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Naruto U.
The Living Wind: A True Legend by Theteacher reviews
It has been ten years since Naruto has been seen and his legend is all but forgotten to the new generation of Konoha. Now a father Shikamaru takes the responsibility on himself to search for Naruto's whereabouts and is joined by somme unlikely companions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
It All Started with a Tomato by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It all started with a tomato. After many years filled with wars, kisses, and an earthquake, here they are with a bottle of wine and no regrets. Five moments between South Italy and Canada. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
It takes a while by xXShukakuzGuurlXx reviews
Hinata is abused, in more than one way, shes now a seemingly sad, empty shell of her previous self. Gaara is a unemotional'freak'that doesnt know what love feels like, but unconsciously is desperate to learn. It Takes Awhile for wounds to heal, both kinds
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
The Price of Life by The Mother Rose reviews
Hated and despised in Konoha, Naruto is told to go with Cell 7 to retrieve Sasuke. He is told to keep the cell safe as they destroy a Sannin and rescue the genius boy. But things do not go as planned. This is where my story begins. Enjoy and review please
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,406 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U.
The Flower Girl by Kanna37 reviews
The story of how one tiny child led a human-hating youkai Lord and a pure-hearted miko to love - all through the medium of her favorite thing... flowers. Second place on Dokuga for Best Kagome port. and Third Best Romance.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 109,855 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Summer of Chances by inukag4eva2282 reviews
**COMPLETE!** Kagome Higurashi's life just shattered, she has to move and leave her friends behind and her mom signed her up for a summer camp she doesn't want to go to. But once she meets her roommates she knows shes in for one hell of a summer...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,186 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5641 - Favs: 4,363 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Broken Twins by Slayer End reviews
What was the first thing you saw when you were born? Most likely, the caring eyes of your mother. Why is it that my twin sister was given that right and not me? The first thing I saw when I entered life was the unforgiving, dark ceiling of the morgue...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,662 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Demon nor Human by BelaXBeautiful reviews
OC. Lyssa was just a normal girl, right? wrong. She holds the power that could be the distruction or the prosperity of this world. How does Inuyasha feel about this? Does he accept her? Does he hate her? Yes. But does Bankostu?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,191 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Bankotsu
KILL HER by Kagome41693 reviews
kill her" was the last thing I heard before I started running toward the light
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,327 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Farmer Naruto by Froggy-slice reviews
Uzumaki Naruto crumbled under the constant abuse by his so called peers. He gave up on ninjas as a kid in favor of a civilian lifestyle. When Akastuki becomes too big a threat they offer to train him seven years too late. he hates all things ninja Nar/Aya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Killer Bee
I Told You So by Demented Inu reviews
England's King, America's childhood, Canada's heart, France's Saint. Everyone loses something in the long run.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Halo by Nakimochiku reviews
He had spent so long crawling in the dark that Matthew's light was brilliant, intoxicating. Russia x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Red Snow by Wencer reviews
What happens when the sinner and innocence clash? Gaara x Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Skin and Bones by KieraControversy reviews
Kagome is harassed by the popular clique. With her newly aquired low self worth Kagome turns towards anorexia and bulimia for comfort. When lies and baggy clothes can no longer hide her disorder, can she find no beauty in skin and bones?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,918 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Ugly by Blaithin-mae reviews
The day he saw them, naked limbs twisted together and his little dark haired cousin writhing beneath the blond boy was the day Dudley realised that some pretty things could be ugly. Draco/Harry. Onesided Dudley/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
With You by InuXKags reviews
Shikon Academy is an exclusive private school with the most intelligent students living in it. Two certain students, however, have a dark past that they definitely don't want revealed to anybody, especially to each other. Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Black rose of the sand by reviews
Rani Lee Kizu a young girl who has lived the life of being known as a monster. She looks for a purpose in life then she finds a child by the name of Gaara... do they share the same pain and will it bring them together? Gaara x OC I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Fathers by nooziewoozie reviews
Naruto has had many fathers over the years. --Naruto on the father-figures in his life. Not particularly happy. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crying out by GuardianValkyrie reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do by Legare Virtuoso reviews
Otherwise known as '100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do At World Conferences'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Germany - Complete
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Simply Business by Mikazuki Tsuki reviews
A cold and ruthless businessman? What are the odds he would fall for a simple pet store worker? COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 192,336 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Remembering the Forgotten by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Sometimes, I thought I was the only person who remembered him…eventual Seiner, other pairings a surprise. COMPLETE! Chapter 22 as been revised, and others are currently undergoing revision
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,955 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
A Life for a Life by AlysiaStorms reviews
Energy meeting one another at a moment in time years apart. The same kind of seals at the exact same moment. Death allows one to live in exchange for another...the Third is gone...the Fourth has returned... May contain some spoilers to Shippuudeen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 88 - Words: 128,932 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Destroy Your Heart by Batsutousai reviews
Tom Riddle sees love as a weakness. When he finds out he has a soulmate, he goes to impossible lengths to kill the brat. Too bad you can't actually kill your own soulmate, and Tom finds himself fighting against fate to destroy his own heart. NONCON, HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Reasonable Doubt by Verboten Byacolate reviews
SuFin genben. She already belonged to him. It was just a matter of time until she found out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sweden, Finland
An Inconvenient Truth by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU ItaNaru Uzumaki Naruto was taken from Konoha at age 6 by a friend of his parents, after a mob beating. After eight years of one on one training, Naruto is coming back to Konoha to become a Genin. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,686 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 8,047 - Follows: 4,035 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Metaphor of the Eye by Narroch reviews
Out of all the teachers and comrades and flocking adorers that filled his short life, only one clumsy boy had managed to force him to take his eyes off his goal. Even if it was only for a second, it was unforgivable. SasukexNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
There since the Beginning by xxThornxx reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is nearly as old as the earth itself. He is the last Shinobi in a world that is now ruled by Shinigami, The Soul Society. Preferring to stay out of the acting, he is forced into action when Soul Societies war comes knocking.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
Too late Sensei, Some things can't be undone by gaaps reviews
Only now is Kakashi seeing the damage done to his most promising student.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kon by Prince of Madness reviews
Shortly into the academy, a young boy was killed. Bound to keep his promise, his adopted brother took his place to keep his promise of helping the dead boy become hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,480 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Secret Friends by WhiteStars reviews
After seeing Inuyasha with Kikyo, Kagome and Bankotsu become secret friends.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bankotsu, Kagome H.
Million Dollar Shirt by Samayoshi reviews
Kagome is an idiot but a sweet heart and Shippo wants to get her anything she wants, illegally or legally.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Shippō, Kagome H. - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 399 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Heart of the Fox by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto-ish, one-shot. What if the Kyuubi never threatened Konoha on that fated October night? What if the Kyuubi was not what it seemed? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Better Broken by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Sometimes, rules aren’t meant to be followed, and promises shouldn’t be kept. Seiner. COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,686 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Dispatch to the Sea Floor by Sowing Poppies reviews
akuroku. high school. Roxas's dad is a total dick, his academic career is going nowhere, and sometimes, from certain angles, his best friend looks hot enough to kiss. It's strange. This year is starting to feel like the last.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Second Chance by Striking Falcon reviews
Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, is betrothed to a miko with a dark side. When Sesshoumaru declares in front of the wedding party that he doesn’t love the miko, she curses him. Fast forward to 2003, when Kagome is driving home from work. She a
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 249,615 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Stop the Massacre! by Delirium Butterfly reviews
Shino finds a disturbing and downright INHUMANE discovery. Lil Team 8 oneshot, Shino silliness
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Slytherin Saviours by Ariande reviews
Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale. Snape!Mentor, Eventu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,093 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sealate Warpein by CaffineFreekar reviews
Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Tie Me to the Future by Tsubasa Kya reviews
The balance of time rests in the hands of a clumsy woman. 3 plots WHEN WILL THIS STORY END? Ends up HieiKag InuYuYu XO
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 199 - Words: 418,436 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Kagome H., Hiei
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
What it is to be Necessary by WingsOfADream reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Epitome of a Soldier. With Voldemort gone for good, many thought Harry would simply allow himself to fade away. He goes on though and must find a new purpose to live. DMHP SLASH within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,971 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Unknown by atra domina reviews
When the well closed,Kagome wished to start her journey from the very beginning. But she didn't think the well would take her much further into past.InuTKag InuTSessM and lil Sess :D
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,436 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Inutaisho, Kagome H.
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 1,010 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
How I Paid for College by The Writer Triumphant reviews
All Demyx wanted was to go to Juilliard. But when his father refuses to pay the tuition, he has no choice but to get help from Pence, whose motto is 'Illegal is faster'. [AU] [Zemyx] [RikuSora] [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,496 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 473 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
House of Burden by Maygin reviews
Within its walls lives a family that has never been touched by hate, fire or the Supernatural… but for one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,505 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Happy Birthday by BoomBoom31 reviews
[Songfic] What if Minato had messed up the justu that sealed Kyuubi and Naruto died instead?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Better Days by Evil Fuzzy Bunny reviews
It's Naruto's shot at a new life when no one remembers him...but if he was never born what effects did it have? Sequel to The Outcast Life R&R...Please![Chapter 10 up] You think you know yourself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Solid Ground by Kourion reviews
Childhood means different things to everyone, but how does it feel to be a kid when you have never known love? Warnings for childhood physical and emotional abuse./ COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Harry P.
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elvin Child by labarynth-mind reviews
AU:What if Petunia Dursley didn't take Harry that night?and he was sent to an orphanage?This is SLASH. If you don't like it then don't read it.RLHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,391 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Bhall Spawn by Horific Albel Nox reviews
Naruto discovers a talent in magic that to many has long been forgotten and along for the ride is a man covered in burns and a canabalistic psycho girl who enjoys random acts of violence oh yeah there is also their teacher, Ebisu a closet pervert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Naruto U.
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Least Obtainable by Decente Renko reviews
AUSesshoumaru had never heard of Kagome Higurashi before they shared a magazine cover together. When they meet in person, though, he begins to suspect that she is more than she seems. Intrigued, he decides to discover more. The truth could shock even him.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,918 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
The Wrong Boy by Hollow Productions reviews
Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tales of Konoha: Why People Thought Sasuke was Gay by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Naruto licked his lips. He knew exactly what he wanted to say. He knew that Sasuke would find out, hunt him down, and most likely kill him...Oh well. 'Sasuke is gay.' He said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pain of Losing Again by SoftNoodle reviews
AU SessKag. Sequel to The Pain of Losing Another. Sesshoumaru searches for Kagome. Friends and family have turned against him for his past actions, but he seeks to rectify his mistakes beginning with Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
To Hear Your Voice Again by FastForward reviews
Set 2 to 3 years after chapter 304. Team 7 is off to retrieve what is theirs, but what happens when Naruto loses what is most precious to him? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Poems Of Our Lives by Evil Fuzzy Bunny reviews
Short poems I wrote on the peoples of the Naruto world. Read and Review as they all say.I think I like this poem thing, i even did Kakashi's dad
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 6,593 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 694 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Difference of Martrys and Murderers by vampyrosa reviews
Juicy angst, don't believe us? How about attempted suicide. Slavery. Two timing. Deadly revenge. Blackmailing and guilt trips and manipulation. Need more? How about hot steamy forbidded tysts. SessX Kag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,229 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Time Storm by shedoc reviews
Ever wonder what your best friend was like when they were little?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Understanding by lily day reviews
Understanding is all that really matters. GaarSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2004
Mercy by Ansuz reviews
After Aku spares Jack's life, even against his better judgement, he is forced to concede that something is amiss. A one shot, Aku-centric fic. Sweet in a twisted and morbid kind of way.
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete