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Author has written 2 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Serenity.

If you're the type of person who has WAY too many "If you..." statements on their profile, put this at the top of your profile.

You may call me "Your Royal Highness"... or Allanna, what-ever's easiest.

I'm a majour fan of:

Skulduggery Pleasant

Serenity / Firefly


Stargate SG1 + Atlantis, not sure about Universe yet, we'll see

Warehouse 13

Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog

Have some "if" statements on the house:

93 percent of teens would have some degree of an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

If you think Dorthey should just get her own damn slippers, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If your stories write themselves, be very afraid and copy and paste this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited when books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile


The Nightmare before Christmas - "I can take off my head to recite Shakeserean quotations." - Jack

Skulduggery Pleasant - "To tell you the truth, it's not even my head." - Skulduggery


Book: "What are we up to, sweetheart?"

River: "Fixing your Bible."

Book: "I, um...(alarmed)...what?"

River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense." (she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages)

Book: "No, no. You - you can't...

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one... (looks down then squints at Book) Noah's ark is a problem."

Book: "Really?"

River: "We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat." (rips out page, smiling innocently)


Turk: One way or another, everyone stops bleeding... That is so deep.

Carla: No it isn't.

Turk: It's a little deep.

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And she died by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
Valkyrie Cain dies. In each of these chapters I kill her off, seeing all the different ways she can die.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
An Inconvenient Truth by Hypothetical Whores reviews
What if Crux picked a less convenient time to attack in Dark Days? Say when Valkyrie's parents were in the room? Warning: involves getting kicked in the nads. Eventual Valduggery. Rated T for language.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
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Miranda Reaver Space Descriptive reviews
A descriptive about the space around Miranda. Not necessarily a 'story' as such, but it's something I spent ages working on and I thought I might as well publish.
Serenity - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Reasons to kill reviews
A few relativly short stories. Not a Valduggery amoung them; ain't that shiny!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009