Author has written 2 stories for Smurfs, and When a Stranger Calls.
I probably wont have time to update stories that often but i already have one story that semi complete so i will be updating it until i finish and i probably wont write more than one story at a time. The first story i will be posting is a fairy tale that me and my friend wrote for my Honors English class. and its 100 original so i hope you like it and if you dont thats okay i'll try to make it better so reveiw review and reveiw.
Here is some interesting stuff i found when i was coming up with stuff for my profile:
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile
If you read New Moon and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall before copy and paste this to your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you despise mathematics and wish teachers would stop saying, "Why of course you'll need to learn it, no matter what you do with your life!", copy and paste this into your profile. (And if you believe that being an author does NOT REQUIRE ADVANCED ALGEBRA, copy and paste it with a vengeance.)
Guy's point of view
This is very cute! And even written by a guy!
You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!'
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
Give the nice guys a chance
Holding Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your
Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars,
guys: no grabbing!
Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!!
If you haven't stopped seriously stop!
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
One of my friends forwarded this to me and I thought it was kinda cute so if you think so to please post it to your profile
HOW GUYS FLIRT
He stares at you alot
Uses the first thing that pops in his head to start a conversation.
He "hits" you
He mocks you to make you laugh.
He calls you BABY or babe.
He worries about your problems along with his own.
He looks STRAIGHT in your eyes.
He listens to you and remembers thing you say.
He takes pictures of you even though you say you hate it.
HOW GIRLS FLIRT
She steals your things just to so you will chase her.
She has a constant smile.
She says random things just to get your attention to her.
She hugs you.
She stares up at the sky thinking...about you.
She complains about her hair/make up/clothes etc.
She makes her attraction to you obvious.
Make a wish
STOP! now post this to your profile and your wish will come true in 3 hours. If you don't you will have bad relationships for 2 years for real it works
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