Heyy, it's Jamie and Dawn!! Together we are: DreamingOfASoullessIan!! If you haven't read Stephenie Meyer's The Host that name might not make any sense. But we love that book...so...deal with it.

We are TOTALLY random and love red and black (THE ULTIMATE COLOR COMBO!!), the awesomely awesome Host, the Twilight Series, Harry Potter Series, Maximum Ride Series, Blue Blood Series, the Evermore Series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (I LOVE YOU PERCY!!), Beautiful Creatures, the Sword of Truth series (RICHARD IS HOTTT!!! ) (mainly I just imagine Craig Horner because he plays him in Legend of the Seeker, but he plays him GOOD) and so, so many more. We love FanFiction and plan to write so many stories if we could just get some ideas...
NOW GET READY TO MEET THE IAN TEAM!!

Yes, Darren Criss...I do want the way you feel.

-Dawn

It's official--
I have never seen anything hotter than Johnny Depp. Viggo Mortensen is second when he's Aragorn, but...Johnny Depp...*shudders*
-Dawn

this is Dawn and i have a NEW new favorite joke now that i understand it:

Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more...
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pooor Billy!!! (by the way, H2O is water, duh, and H2SO4 is sulfuric acid...hehe)

OMG I have a new favorite joke, wanna hear it??
KNOCK KNOCK!!
Who's there
You know.
You know who?
Avada Kadavra!! (sorry...)

Heyyy I'm Dawn. Wanna get to know me?? mmmkkk...
FAVE COLOR: red
FAVE SONG: Don't You by Darren Criss (hes AMAZING)
FAVE BAND: Skillet
FAVE BOOK: Percy Jackson and the Olympians...PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!! DOWN WITH LUKABETH!!
FAVE QUOTES: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" Cedric Diggory
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" Dumbledore (A Very Potter Musical)

"WHAT?! *grabs pants* THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!" Draco (A Very Potter Musical)

THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU!!

Hey!! I'm Jamie. I could careless if u read this but for the ones who do here u go.
fave color: black
song: Silhouettes by smile empty soul
band: Breaking Benjamin
book: Evermore series - Alyson Noel and PERCY
quote: Sometimes I gaze into my reflection, but the only thing I see is my sorrow-Unknown.
pet peeves: people who correct me (cough Dawn cough)
people who sing songs they have never heard of
people who...well people in general that annoy me

If I went to Hogwarts... (Jamie)

My Best Friend: Hermione (took a quiz)
My Boyfriend: Draco Malfoy (the power of a quiz) or Fred (hes adorable) (HE IS NOT DEAD)
My Enemy: Voldie (DUHHHHH)
My House: Slytherin (i took a quiz again :) )
My Dormmates: Well Elizabeth probably would get slytherin too
My Best Subject: Potions (quiz)
My Favorite Professor: Snape (if i put forth the time to be good a potions i would have to like him)
My Best Guy Friend: Fred and George (who wouldnt love them)
My Professor Crush: If only my math teacher taught there

If I went to Hogwarts... (Dawn)

My Best Friend: Hermione (in case you gotta cheat)
My Boyfriend: George (yummy)
My Enemy: Mr. Filch (hes icky and doesnt like georgie)
My House: GRYFFINDOR FOREVER!!!
My Dormmates: Ginny because shes in GRYFFINDOR FOREVER!!! too
My Best Subject: Defense Against the Dark Arts (as long as the teachers quit dying)
My Favorite Professor: If he hadn’t quit then Lupin
My Best Guy Friend: George (if hes my boyfriend hes gotta be my best friend)
My Professor Crush: i agree with jamie, if our math teacher taught...*shivers* but since he doesnt then I CHOOSE
YOU, PROFESSOR LOCKHART!!!

Monae` You are being shouted out to!!!-Jamie

SOMETHING'S HIDDEN LINKS:

If I Die Young: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJqUN9TClM&feature=avmsc2

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll
never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

Stuff I thought was funny!

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!

For me,crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the crappp is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
-they say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over
-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone
-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-tell the truth and run
-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-When in doubt, make up words!
-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! (My freind lives by this ever since I told her. LOL I call her cool for fun.)
-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)
-the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEAT PIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
-I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
-There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-Welcome to the Internet, pants optional.
-Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em kill 'em

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
-Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
-Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
-Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
-People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut upEver wonder...
where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe

Jamie: OH MY IGGY (Maximum Ride) this is my favorite thingey

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A Real Boyfriend
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she re posts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A well known speaker started off his seminar
by holding up a 20 bill. In the room of 200,
he asked, Who would like this 20 bill?

Hands started going up. He said, I am
going to give this 20 to one of you but
first, let me do this. He proceeded to
crumple the dollar bill up.

He then asked, Who still wants it?
Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, what if I do this?
And he dropped it on the ground and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty.

My friends, you have all learned a very
valuable lesson. No matter what I did to
the money, you still wanted it because it did
not decrease in value. It was still worth 20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped,
crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the
decisions we make and the circumstances that
come our way. We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will
happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty
or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are priceless

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

Drunk Driving

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

Drink & Drive

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

52) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

53) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

54) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

55) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

56) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

57) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

58) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

59) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

60) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

61) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

62) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

63) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

64) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

65) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

66) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

67) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

68) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

69) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

70) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

71) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

72) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

73) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

This is sooo sad i cried-Jamie

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
- Anonymous
If you hate child abuse, please copy this onto your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order. DAWN'S VERSION

1. Percy Jackson

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Harry Potter

4. Sirius Black

5. Luke Castellan

6. Edward Cullen

7. Bella Swan

8. Ron Weasley

9. Fred Weasley

10. George Weasley

11. Grover Underwood

12. Carlisle Cullen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Edward Grover. vampire and satyr?? no...not really

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sirius Black?? Hell yeah.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

nothing. carlisle cant get ron preggers

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

about fred?? one with him and hermione.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Edward?? Percy would attempt to kill edward and bella would kill annabeth...

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

luke and fred or fred and george?? luke & fred seeing as fred and george are twins...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Bella would tell esme, watch carlisle get ripped to pieces, then tell percy, and watch annabeth get ripped to pieces

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

George gets hit by a car and its up to Harry to take care of him

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Percy and Ron?? I really hope not...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Is He Gone Forever?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Um...I don't know what het is but there are lot of fics about harry...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

all my friends but 1 suck at drawing and she hasnt read about Grover...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Annabeth/Sirius/Luke?? u can answer that yourself

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Ron? Not Meant to Be by Theory of a Deadman

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

T for the tearing to pieces of all of these peoples mates. (see number 7...:)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

dont really read up on Luke

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Percy Jackson and Bella Swan are in a happy relationship until Fred Weasley runs off with Sirius Black (GASP!! DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!) Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Grover Underwood (uhhh, ewww??) and a brief unhappy affair with Carlisle Cullen (seriously, a vamp and demigod??), then follows the wise advice of Luke Castellan and finds true love with Annabeth Chase. (Admit it--you saw that coming...)

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order. JAMIE'S VERSION

1. Ever
2.Iggy
3.Fang
4.Edward
5.Tyson
6.Grover
7.Annabeth
8.Poseidon
9.Athena
10.Zeus
11.Luke
12.Emmett

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
ewwwwwwwwww Grover and luke and no i don't

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well the Edward in the book is but the movie edward isnt half bad

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Emmett and Poseidon that doesnt really work.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Athena noooo but i havent read percy jackson yet.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
fang and grover... bird boy and goat boy i dont think sooo

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?
Grover and Athena or Athena And Zeus ummmm really Grover and Athena cause Zeus is Athena's FATHER

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
annabeth walked in on iggy and emmett. ahe would run screaming thats shes scared.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Fang and Zeus ummm i really dont know

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ever and Poseidon ummm not that i no of

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Annabeth and Emmet...ummm wheres percy!!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
fang idk

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Luke nopes

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Iggy and edward and Tyson ummmm no

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Poseidon Shark in the water

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ever and Grover and emmett T for too many pranks

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Tyson ummmm let me think ummm no

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Ever and Annabeth (okay??) are in a happy relationship until Athena runs off with Edward. Ever, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luke and a brief unhappy affair with Emmett, then follows the wise advice of Tyson (wow, he can be smart) and finds true love with Iggy. (noooooooooooooo Iggys mine Srry Ever besides u have Damen)

Just something to think about...

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the trinity God the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

Awhile ago (I don't know where or when), a twelve year old was approached by a man with a gun who told him to deny Jesus Christ or die. The child did not, and was killed. If you would rather die than deny the Lord, post this on your profile

DO NOT READ THIS IF U DARE~

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, Carlisle-Cullen-4-Life, DreamingOfASoullessIan

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. (But i have!!! Life is like a pack of gum...it gets chewed up and spit out when all the flavor is gone... Luv ya!!! DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN) wow u need help lol jk - jamie

Awhile ago (I don't know where or when), a twelve year old was approached by a man with a gun who told him to deny Jesus Christ or die. The child did not, and was killed. If you would rather die than deny the Lord, post this on your profile and add your name to the list: The Demented Leprechaun, Akatsuki Child, DreamingOfASoullessIan

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.'

25 Day Harry Potter Challenge

Day 1: Favorite Book?
Dawn: Deathly Hallows
Jamie: Half-Blood Price
Katherine: Half-Blood Prince

Day 2: If you could take any class that they offered at Hogwarts, what would it be?
Dawn: Potions
Jamie: Potions
Katherine: DADA

Day 3: What’s your Quiddich position?
Dawn: Seeker
Jamie: Seeker
Katherine: Beater

Day 4: Favorite Harry Potter Pick-Up line.
Dawn: You know platform 9 ¾ well I know something with that exact measurement
Jamie: Hey baby, your bed looks warm, can i Slytherin?
Katherine: My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

Day 5: What’s your wand made of? What’s the core? How long is it?
Dawn: Black Walnut, Dragon Heartstring, 12 and a half inches
Jamie: Dragon scale and Oak and 10 inches
Katherine: Phoenix Feather and Rosewood and 12 inches

Day 6: Favorite Movie?
Dawn: Deathly Hallows
Jamie: Half-Blood Prince
Katherine: Goblet of Fire

Day 7: You’re graduated from Hogwarts, passed your NEWTS - now what?
Dawn: Marrying Sirius Black
Jamie: Snape’s Apprentice (in my mind he lives) and worming my way into his heart
Katherine: Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Ministry of Magic

Day 8: Severus Snape- Good guy who did bad things or bad guy doing good things?
Dawn: Good guy who did bad things
Jamie: Good guy who did bad things
Katherine: Good guy who did bad things

Day 9: Favorite DADA teacher.
Dawn: Snape
Jamie: Remus Lupin
Katherine: Remus Lupin

Day 10: If you had the choice, which Hallow would you choose
Dawn: Invisibility Cloak
Jamie: Elder Wand
Katherine: Invisibility Cloak

Day 11: What would see in the mirror of Erised?
Dawn: Johnny Depp
Jamie: Richard from Legend of the Seeker (shirtless)
Katherine: Me and SJ

Day 12: Favorite line, passage, or chapter?
Dawn: “Fred recons his left buttocks has never been the same” Ron said
“Yea well passing over Fred’s left buttocks” Harry said.
“I beg your pardon” Fred Said
Jamie: The Chapter The Princes Tales
Katherine: When Ron says Hermione’s name in the hospital while he was with Lavender.

Day 13: Hogwarts house?
Dawn: Slytherin (Wanted Gryffindor but got AWESOME! Go Pottermore!)
Jamie: Gryffindor (Wanted Slytherin but wasn't cool like Dawn so she didn't get it...)
Katherine: Gryffindor (She's just lame and hasn't gotten into Pottermore yet)

Day 14: What would you do if you had an invisibility cloak?
Dawn: Spy on Snape
Jamie: Spy on Snape
Katherine: Spy on Johnny Depp

Day 15: Have you ever named a pet or something after something Harry Potter related? If so what?
Dawn: Yes/ My hippo whose name is Sirius
Jamie: Yes/ My car (passenger side- George Driver side- Fred)
Katherine: No

Day 16: Favorite Harry Potter Fan Fic?
Dawn: Strawberries and Sunshine by accio.awesomeness
Jamie: Pet Peeves by OstentatiousNature
Katherine: EWWW Potter by TheMAJORfangirl

Day 17: Whose is your Quiddich team?
Dawn: Ireland
Jamie: Bulgaria
Katherine: The Chudley Cannon

Day 18: What is your animangus?
Dawn: Hare because a quiz said so
Jamie: Wolf because a quiz said so
Katherine: Otter because a quiz said so

Day 19: What shape does your patronus take?
Dawn: Hedgehog (Quiz)
Jamie: Wolf (Quiz)
Katherine: Fox (Quiz)

Days 20: What piece of Harry Potter/ Hogwarts Clothing/merchandise would you like to own?
Dawn: Scarf
Jamie: Does Snape count?
Katherine: Dumbledore’s Phoenix

Day 21: Favorite HP character?
Dawn: Snape or George
Jamie: Fred or Severus
Katherine: Hermione because she is smart and gets Ron.

Day 22: It’s the second task of the triwizard tournament - who do you rescues
Dawn: Snape or George
Jamie: Fred or Severus
Katherine: Ron or Viktor

Day 23: How would a boggart appear to you?
Dawn: Dead Johnny Depp
Jamie: Jane Volturi
Katherine: Cockroaches

Day 24: Favorite Harry Potter Related song?
Dawn: Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts – a very potter musical
Jamie: Granger Danger – a very potter musical
Katherine: Ginny - a very potter musical

Day 25: If you could have One things from the wizarding world (i.e Felix Felicis, veritaserum, Quidditicth, Firewhiskey) be real and why?
Dawn: Felix Felicis because it makes you lucky and who wouldn’t want to be lucky
Jamie: Potions because you can bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death
Katherine: Pygmy Puffs

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