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Joined 11-17-09, id: 2148954, Profile Updated: 12-22-11
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Host, and Harry Potter.

Heyy, it's Jamie and Dawn!! Together we are: DreamingOfASoullessIan!! If you haven't read Stephenie Meyer's The Host that name might not make any sense. But we love that book...so...deal with it.

We are TOTALLY random and love red and black (THE ULTIMATE COLOR COMBO!!), the awesomely awesome Host, the Twilight Series, Harry Potter Series, Maximum Ride Series, Blue Blood Series, the Evermore Series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (I LOVE YOU PERCY!!), Beautiful Creatures, the Sword of Truth series (RICHARD IS HOTTT!!! ) (mainly I just imagine Craig Horner because he plays him in Legend of the Seeker, but he plays him GOOD) and so, so many more. We love FanFiction and plan to write so many stories if we could just get some ideas...
NOW GET READY TO MEET THE IAN TEAM!!

Yes, Darren Criss...I do want the way you feel.

-Dawn

It's official--
I have never seen anything hotter than Johnny Depp. Viggo Mortensen is second when he's Aragorn, but...Johnny Depp...*shudders*
-Dawn

this is Dawn and i have a NEW new favorite joke now that i understand it:

Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more...
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pooor Billy!!! (by the way, H2O is water, duh, and H2SO4 is sulfuric acid...hehe)

OMG I have a new favorite joke, wanna hear it??
KNOCK KNOCK!!
Who's there
You know.
You know who?
Avada Kadavra!! (sorry...)


Heyyy I'm Dawn. Wanna get to know me?? mmmkkk...
FAVE COLOR: red
FAVE SONG: Don't You by Darren Criss (hes AMAZING)
FAVE BAND: Skillet
FAVE BOOK: Percy Jackson and the Olympians...PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!! DOWN WITH LUKABETH!!
FAVE QUOTES: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" Cedric Diggory
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" Dumbledore (A Very Potter Musical)

"WHAT?! *grabs pants* THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!" Draco (A Very Potter Musical)

THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU!!


Hey!! I'm Jamie. I could careless if u read this but for the ones who do here u go.
fave color: black
song: Silhouettes by smile empty soul
band: Breaking Benjamin
book: Evermore series - Alyson Noel and PERCY
quote: Sometimes I gaze into my reflection, but the only thing I see is my sorrow-Unknown.
pet peeves: people who correct me (cough Dawn cough)
people who sing songs they have never heard of
people who...well people in general that annoy me


If I went to Hogwarts... (Jamie)

My Best Friend: Hermione (took a quiz)
My Boyfriend: Draco Malfoy (the power of a quiz) or Fred (hes adorable) (HE IS NOT DEAD)
My Enemy: Voldie (DUHHHHH)
My House: Slytherin (i took a quiz again :) )
My Dormmates: Well Elizabeth probably would get slytherin too
My Best Subject: Potions (quiz)
My Favorite Professor: Snape (if i put forth the time to be good a potions i would have to like him)
My Best Guy Friend: Fred and George (who wouldnt love them)
My Professor Crush: If only my math teacher taught there


If I went to Hogwarts... (Dawn)

My Best Friend: Hermione (in case you gotta cheat)
My Boyfriend: George (yummy)
My Enemy: Mr. Filch (hes icky and doesnt like georgie)
My House: GRYFFINDOR FOREVER!!!
My Dormmates: Ginny because shes in GRYFFINDOR FOREVER!!! too
My Best Subject: Defense Against the Dark Arts (as long as the teachers quit dying)
My Favorite Professor: If he hadn’t quit then Lupin
My Best Guy Friend: George (if hes my boyfriend hes gotta be my best friend)
My Professor Crush: i agree with jamie, if our math teacher taught...*shivers* but since he doesnt then I CHOOSE
YOU, PROFESSOR LOCKHART!!!

Monae` You are being shouted out to!!!-Jamie


SOMETHING'S HIDDEN LINKS:

If I Die Young: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJqUN9TClM&feature=avmsc2


THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll
never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.


Stuff I thought was funny!

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.


16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!


For me,crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the crappp is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class.


-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
-they say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?


-yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over
-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone
-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-tell the truth and run
-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-When in doubt, make up words!
-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! (My freind lives by this ever since I told her. LOL I call her cool for fun.)
-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)
-the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEAT PIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.


-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
-I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
-There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-Welcome to the Internet, pants optional.
-Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em kill 'em


-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
-Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
-Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
-Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
-People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut upEver wonder...
where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe


Jamie: OH MY IGGY (Maximum Ride) this is my favorite thingey


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


A Real Boyfriend
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she re posts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


A well known speaker started off his seminar
by holding up a 20 bill. In the room of 200,
he asked, Who would like this 20 bill?

Hands started going up. He said, I am
going to give this 20 to one of you but
first, let me do this. He proceeded to
crumple the dollar bill up.

He then asked, Who still wants it?
Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, what if I do this?
And he dropped it on the ground and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty.

My friends, you have all learned a very
valuable lesson. No matter what I did to
the money, you still wanted it because it did
not decrease in value. It was still worth 20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped,
crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the
decisions we make and the circumstances that
come our way. We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will
happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty
or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are priceless

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

Drunk Driving

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground


Drink & Drive

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

52) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

53) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

54) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

55) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

56) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

57) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

58) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

59) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

60) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

61) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

62) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

63) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

64) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

65) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

66) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

67) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

68) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

69) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

70) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

71) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

72) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

73) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".


Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.


This is sooo sad i cried-Jamie

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.


Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
- Anonymous
If you hate child abuse, please copy this onto your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order. DAWN'S VERSION

1. Percy Jackson

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Harry Potter

4. Sirius Black

5. Luke Castellan

6. Edward Cullen

7. Bella Swan

8. Ron Weasley

9. Fred Weasley

10. George Weasley

11. Grover Underwood

12. Carlisle Cullen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Edward Grover. vampire and satyr?? no...not really

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sirius Black?? Hell yeah.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

nothing. carlisle cant get ron preggers

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

about fred?? one with him and hermione.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Edward?? Percy would attempt to kill edward and bella would kill annabeth...

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

luke and fred or fred and george?? luke & fred seeing as fred and george are twins...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Bella would tell esme, watch carlisle get ripped to pieces, then tell percy, and watch annabeth get ripped to pieces

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

George gets hit by a car and its up to Harry to take care of him

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Percy and Ron?? I really hope not...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Is He Gone Forever?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Um...I don't know what het is but there are lot of fics about harry...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

all my friends but 1 suck at drawing and she hasnt read about Grover...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Annabeth/Sirius/Luke?? u can answer that yourself

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Ron? Not Meant to Be by Theory of a Deadman

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

T for the tearing to pieces of all of these peoples mates. (see number 7...:)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

dont really read up on Luke

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Percy Jackson and Bella Swan are in a happy relationship until Fred Weasley runs off with Sirius Black (GASP!! DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!) Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Grover Underwood (uhhh, ewww??) and a brief unhappy affair with Carlisle Cullen (seriously, a vamp and demigod??), then follows the wise advice of Luke Castellan and finds true love with Annabeth Chase. (Admit it--you saw that coming...)


List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order. JAMIE'S VERSION

1. Ever
2.Iggy
3.Fang
4.Edward
5.Tyson

6.Grover
7.Annabeth
8.Poseidon
9.Athena
10.Zeus
11.Luke
12.Emmett

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
ewwwwwwwwww Grover and luke and no i don't

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well the Edward in the book is but the movie edward isnt half bad

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Emmett and Poseidon that doesnt really work.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Athena noooo but i havent read percy jackson yet.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
fang and grover... bird boy and goat boy i dont think sooo

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?
Grover and Athena or Athena And Zeus ummmm really Grover and Athena cause Zeus is Athena's FATHER

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
annabeth walked in on iggy and emmett. ahe would run screaming thats shes scared.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Fang and Zeus ummm i really dont know

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ever and Poseidon ummm not that i no of

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Annabeth and Emmet...ummm wheres percy!!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
fang idk

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Luke nopes

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Iggy and edward and Tyson ummmm no

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Poseidon Shark in the water

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ever and Grover and emmett T for too many pranks

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Tyson ummmm let me think ummm no

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Ever and Annabeth (okay??) are in a happy relationship until Athena runs off with Edward. Ever, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luke and a brief unhappy affair with Emmett, then follows the wise advice of Tyson (wow, he can be smart) and finds true love with Iggy. (noooooooooooooo Iggys mine Srry Ever besides u have Damen)

Just something to think about...

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the trinity God the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

Awhile ago (I don't know where or when), a twelve year old was approached by a man with a gun who told him to deny Jesus Christ or die. The child did not, and was killed. If you would rather die than deny the Lord, post this on your profile

DO NOT READ THIS IF U DARE~

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, Carlisle-Cullen-4-Life, DreamingOfASoullessIan

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. (But i have!!! Life is like a pack of gum...it gets chewed up and spit out when all the flavor is gone... Luv ya!!! DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN DAWN) wow u need help lol jk - jamie

Awhile ago (I don't know where or when), a twelve year old was approached by a man with a gun who told him to deny Jesus Christ or die. The child did not, and was killed. If you would rather die than deny the Lord, post this on your profile and add your name to the list: The Demented Leprechaun, Akatsuki Child, DreamingOfASoullessIan

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.'


25 Day Harry Potter Challenge

Day 1: Favorite Book?
Dawn: Deathly Hallows
Jamie: Half-Blood Price
Katherine: Half-Blood Prince

Day 2: If you could take any class that they offered at Hogwarts, what would it be?
Dawn: Potions
Jamie: Potions
Katherine: DADA

Day 3: What’s your Quiddich position?
Dawn: Seeker
Jamie: Seeker
Katherine: Beater

Day 4: Favorite Harry Potter Pick-Up line.
Dawn: You know platform 9 ¾ well I know something with that exact measurement
Jamie: Hey baby, your bed looks warm, can i Slytherin?
Katherine: My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

Day 5: What’s your wand made of? What’s the core? How long is it?
Dawn: Black Walnut, Dragon Heartstring, 12 and a half inches
Jamie: Dragon scale and Oak and 10 inches
Katherine: Phoenix Feather and Rosewood and 12 inches

Day 6: Favorite Movie?
Dawn: Deathly Hallows
Jamie: Half-Blood Prince
Katherine: Goblet of Fire

Day 7: You’re graduated from Hogwarts, passed your NEWTS - now what?
Dawn: Marrying Sirius Black
Jamie: Snape’s Apprentice (in my mind he lives) and worming my way into his heart
Katherine: Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Ministry of Magic

Day 8: Severus Snape- Good guy who did bad things or bad guy doing good things?
Dawn: Good guy who did bad things
Jamie: Good guy who did bad things
Katherine: Good guy who did bad things

Day 9: Favorite DADA teacher.
Dawn: Snape
Jamie: Remus Lupin
Katherine: Remus Lupin

Day 10: If you had the choice, which Hallow would you choose
Dawn: Invisibility Cloak
Jamie: Elder Wand
Katherine: Invisibility Cloak

Day 11: What would see in the mirror of Erised?
Dawn: Johnny Depp
Jamie: Richard from Legend of the Seeker (shirtless)
Katherine: Me and SJ

Day 12: Favorite line, passage, or chapter?
Dawn: “Fred recons his left buttocks has never been the same” Ron said
“Yea well passing over Fred’s left buttocks” Harry said.
“I beg your pardon” Fred Said
Jamie: The Chapter The Princes Tales
Katherine: When Ron says Hermione’s name in the hospital while he was with Lavender.

Day 13: Hogwarts house?
Dawn: Slytherin (Wanted Gryffindor but got AWESOME! Go Pottermore!)
Jamie: Gryffindor (Wanted Slytherin but wasn't cool like Dawn so she didn't get it...)
Katherine: Gryffindor (She's just lame and hasn't gotten into Pottermore yet)

Day 14: What would you do if you had an invisibility cloak?
Dawn: Spy on Snape
Jamie: Spy on Snape
Katherine: Spy on Johnny Depp

Day 15: Have you ever named a pet or something after something Harry Potter related? If so what?
Dawn: Yes/ My hippo whose name is Sirius
Jamie: Yes/ My car (passenger side- George Driver side- Fred)
Katherine: No

Day 16: Favorite Harry Potter Fan Fic?
Dawn: Strawberries and Sunshine by accio.awesomeness
Jamie: Pet Peeves by OstentatiousNature
Katherine: EWWW Potter by TheMAJORfangirl

Day 17: Whose is your Quiddich team?
Dawn: Ireland
Jamie: Bulgaria
Katherine: The Chudley Cannon

Day 18: What is your animangus?
Dawn: Hare because a quiz said so
Jamie: Wolf because a quiz said so
Katherine: Otter because a quiz said so

Day 19: What shape does your patronus take?
Dawn: Hedgehog (Quiz)
Jamie: Wolf (Quiz)
Katherine: Fox (Quiz)

Days 20: What piece of Harry Potter/ Hogwarts Clothing/merchandise would you like to own?
Dawn: Scarf
Jamie: Does Snape count?
Katherine: Dumbledore’s Phoenix

Day 21: Favorite HP character?
Dawn: Snape or George
Jamie: Fred or Severus
Katherine: Hermione because she is smart and gets Ron.

Day 22: It’s the second task of the triwizard tournament - who do you rescues
Dawn: Snape or George
Jamie: Fred or Severus
Katherine: Ron or Viktor

Day 23: How would a boggart appear to you?
Dawn: Dead Johnny Depp
Jamie: Jane Volturi
Katherine: Cockroaches

Day 24: Favorite Harry Potter Related song?
Dawn: Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts – a very potter musical
Jamie: Granger Danger – a very potter musical
Katherine: Ginny - a very potter musical

Day 25: If you could have One things from the wizarding world (i.e Felix Felicis, veritaserum, Quidditicth, Firewhiskey) be real and why?
Dawn: Felix Felicis because it makes you lucky and who wouldn’t want to be lucky
Jamie: Potions because you can bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death
Katherine: Pygmy Puffs

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The Truth of 1995 by ausland reviews
A look at what could have happened that summer of 1995 at Number 12, Grimmauld Place. A romance of two people who others had never guessed could ever be together. Glimpse the truth of 1995, and what could have happened between Hermione and Sirius. But as summer fades and winter comes, the Battle at the Ministry draws closer and closer... HG-17
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,047 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
100 oneshots to read while waiting for MoA by brdi97 reviews
i'm taking the 100theme challenge thingie :D mostly Percabeth stuff, some other people mixed in. T because I'm a paranoid teenager.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,128 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Gossip Stone by SirJoshizzle reviews
"No way in hell would I ever fall in love with you!" Zelda yelled at him. Link stopped mid-step out the door at her outburst, back still turned to her. He looked over his shoulder, eyes connecting with hers. "Is that a promise?" AU, Link x Zelda, Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,314 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Link, Zelda
Good at Goode High by GothicNicoLuver reviews
Annabeth has just transfered to Goode High and is reunited with her bestie, Thalia. Along with academic troubles, Annabeth struggles to get her mind off the raven-haired green eyed guy she finds herself drooling over.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,706 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Freedom by pikachumomma reviews
Harry has found a way to grant his mate some freedom from the Volturi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,748 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri
The Tangled Web That Is My Life2 by RangerRainbow reviews
La Push...My safe haven...My home. Pauls mom knows something. something I don't. she always knew, and she didn't tell me. What's happening to me? I don't understand, why me? AU Seth/Bella. Wolves/Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,868 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Seth
Contentions by Akatsuki Child reviews
Being in love with Apollo is…complicated. Thalia loves it, but she also hates it. As a new threat arrives, will she be able to handle all the stress and remain with Apollo? Or will she have to refuse his offer? Sequel to Ten Days.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,130 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
My World by kyouko reviews
I happen to be an anti-social wallflower, my best friend happens to be the hottest guy in the school who has girls rampaging over him, and I'm the target of the nasty cheerleaders. Welcome to my world. —link/zelda, high school au. discontinued or on hiatus. undergoing revision.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Link, Zelda
Funny One Shots by illusionsaremylife reviews
So basically, this is, um... yea... funny one-shots... yup... probably mostly the Stolls... idk
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Travis S., Connor S.
Little Moments by AndSoForeverAfter reviews
A series of short one shots revolving around life, love, and adventures.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Link, Zelda
Never Knew by sailorsweetart reviews
"Who are you?" I asked. A small smile played on his lips as he bowed forward toward me and replied, "The Hero of Time, at your service," T for language
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,290 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Link, Zelda
High School For Annabeth Chase by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Annabeth surprises her boyfriend by transferring to Goode without him knowing.But what will happen when she finds out Percy is considered the hottest guy to walk school grounds and that a lot of girls were after him?Will Annabeth give up or fight for him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Dark Twins by christine-iris reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only one who survived the killing curse on that fateful Halloween night. His twin sister, Arabella Potter, is the girl-who-lived. They're the saviors of the wizarding world. The only problem is they don't want to be anyone's saviors. BEING COMPLETELY RE-DONE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Bella
Wolfing Around by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Bella moves back to La Push to live with her father Charlie. A visit to her best friend Jake changes her life in a way she doesnt understand. well, until its explained to her and even then she thinks them crazy, until something happens to make her believe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 238,723 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Sam
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
When September Ends by The Last Letter reviews
'If she's wearing a skirt today, we're meant to be together'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Reactions by Akatsuki Child reviews
During the war, Kronos takes Annabeth hostage to get the best of Percy. Her curiosity and attraction towards Luke's body lands her in a deadly situation with the Titan Lord.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kronos, Annabeth C.
I Saw You That Day by wareagle884 reviews
It's hard when you fall in love with someone...it's even harder to watch them get married.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Way I Loved You by RoyalKnightJester reviews
Zelda is engaged to a wonderful man. But the night before her wedding, some chatty maids bring back some memories of her old flame, Link. The princess begins comparing the two men, bringing up some old feelings. Problems arise, of course. Oneshot/Songfic
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Zelda, Link
To Feel Loved by Akatsuki Child reviews
She'd never known love. Her life had been tough from the very beginning. But maybe, after all this pain and suffering, there really is a silver lining.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Thalia G., Apollo - Complete
Friend Zone by SirJoshizzle reviews
I should have seen this coming when I met her 14 years ago. This relationship had FRIEND ZONE stamped all over it in bold, red ink. Only a few guys in the history of the world have ever been lucky enough to get out of it. I'd say I haven't been holding my breath all that time for my turn to get de-friend zoned. But sadly, that'd be a pretty bad lie. AU, Link x Zelda, Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Don't Play With Fire by JasperSaysCalmDown reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Bella dies inside. The Volturi come for her. Will Bella find a new life and a new love with the Volturi. Will Edward come back? Will she find something in the world more important to love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Alec
Stereo Hearts by Akatsuki Child reviews
She needed to understand that he was hers. She wasn't going to lose him. His heart beat for her. ApolloThalia. Thanks to Meme-Love for the idea!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
Of Drabbles and Demigods by stupid-tai reviews
Chapter 18: Training - Propriety and convention seemed to go right out the window with them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Firelight by karebear reviews
"Portia and I spent a lot of hours watching fires." It was easy to think everything was fine, before "the tributes" became real kids, sent to die. When did they start paying attention? Portia/Cinna, the eve of the 74th Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Portia, Cinna - Complete
The Many Deaths of Edward Cullen by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
My brother always said that Twilight would be better if Stephanie Meyer had killed off Edward. Would it? Would it really be better? So I have had it arranged that Edward should die in any way possible. Funny ways, stupid ways, gross ways...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward
Peeta's Gift by pinkfreak805 reviews
Katniss tries knitting, Peeta has a surprise too. Just a fluff piece more details inside
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Twelve days of Christmas by becauseicantwritemyownnovel reviews
The BAU goes to Indianapolis to investigate a three year string of murders that happen shortly before christmas. Morgan and Reid open up to each other about how they really have been feeling.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
About to Be Sprayed by Eve Royal reviews
In which Robin deals with squinty eyes, wet tee-shirts, and baseball. LBD 2/13
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Just Your Basic Love Story by RoyalKnightJester reviews
The princess is in danger so he father sends her to stay with Link in his homewtown for saftey. But her cover is his girlfriend? Will she fall for the blonde boy in this situtaion? Hmm... I SUCK AT SUMMERYS! JUST READ!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,650 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Akatsuki Child reviews
He was gone for good. At least, that's what she thought. ApolloThalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
Gigantic by Generation Nothing reviews
Percy Jackson is a famous singer that EVERYONE knows. What happens when his manager makes him do the most unthinkable, unimaginable thing ever? Go to school. -On HIATUS until further notice. This is being rewritten from 15 and up. Chap. 19 is ready.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,563 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,455 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
What Goes Around by SugaKane01 reviews
Derek and Spencer are together, but is their love strong enough to survive when insecurity and infidelity come into play? And will the BAU survive when temptation comes in the form of a team member? This is Reid/Morgan Slash. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Miraculously by Akatsuki Child reviews
All Percy wants is to survive senior year. That's going to be hard though when a certain someone interrupts his plan and changes his life. AU. Percabeth. Percy's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Daddy Dave by seditionary reviews
During an intimate moment, Rossi asks Reid to call him "Daddy." Kink Meme entry. Slash, sex, language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/5/2011 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Not Always Happily Ever After by Akatsuki Child reviews
Sometimes, things didn't work out. Sometimes, they couldn't handle it. They weren't always perfect. Collection of angst one-shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Nightmare by NeuroticNerd reviews
Harry has given up. There is no hope of getting out of Voldemort's grip, and there is no end to the nightmares and the terrible memories. He now considers himself on Voldemort's side because the Dark Lord is right, isn't he? There's no escape. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,118 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mister Playboy by SirJoshizzle reviews
"You wanna see where this leads. You're not expecting to see any fireworks, but you know somewhere inside you that you wanna see where you and I go." Link leaned away and grinned again for the millionth time. "But let me tell you right now, you'll see a lot more than fireworks." AU, oneshot, Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Masks by Kryalla Orchid reviews
Sequel to Touch. As heroes, we wear masks to protect those we love, some metaphorical, some physical. How could the mask I need removed not be the one I thought I wanted? Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,889 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - [Starfire, Robin] - Complete
I Promise We Will Meet Again by MYTHoLoGiCaL LuVeR reviews
Bella and Emmett are twins. They were split up. Thinking the other person is died. They meet again years later. Bella's past are after her. Will she run? Will she get over her fears? Will she loose anyone? POVs of Bella, Emmett, Jared, and James.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,495 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Now And Then I Call Your Name by poire-gourmande reviews
"Don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans. Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him?" Finn watches Kurt and Blaine from the closet. Part of my Crazy Game verse.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Unheard Love by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Bella just moved to town. She meets Jasper, who she had a confusing start with. Jasper is a beautiful deaf boy, who doesn't have very many friends becasue of his handicap. well, Bella is about to change that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper
No Sound But The Wind by Oujdagirl reviews
Wanda and Ian are stuck in the wilderness, alone and making their way back home through the nights. Songfic with the song of the same name by The Editors. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Lost by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort, and he's with Severus now or he was... Something ends up going horrible wrong and Harry looses something he never even knew he had. Mpreg. Happy-ish ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Surprised by LeonaMasha reviews
What happens when you finally stop fighting your feelings? Well, read to find out! Note: Fluffy one-shot. HG/SB. AU. First fic so please review. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Three Little Words by mewasuka reviews
A fluffy, lovey-dovey moment between Wanda and the man we all love: Ian! (this is a remake of my very first story, Promise This. That's why some parts are almost identical)
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Communication Realizations by kotaxvampire reviews
Jasper is Deaf and has always been deaf his sister Rosalie supermodel is the only one who can communicate with him, until he meets a green eyed waiter at a local diner and when he can sign back to him he realizes he's actually not as alone as he thought!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Touch by Kryalla Orchid reviews
It was not unwelcome, it was not unwanted, but X'hal curse it, why did it never go any further? Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,047 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Just Ask Her by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy has a crush on Annabeth, but she's always surrounded by guys. It's Valentine's Day, and this may be his only chance to get her to go out with him. Will it work or will he chicken out? Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Kissing Lessons With Finnick by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Finnick gives Katniss some advice when they meet on the Victory Tour. A/U fluff, silliness and an excessive amount of liplocks and lip balm.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Favorite Colors by writer-of-demigodishness reviews
""What is your favorite color?" she asked me." full summary inside. Random One-shot. Annabeth's POV. Percabeth. My first actual one-shot. Not much of Percy, though he is a key character!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Maps and Volkswagens by Santana2 reviews
Annabeth really hates Percy's new favorite game. Percy just wants Annabeth to relax. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Not Giving Up by Akatsuki Child reviews
It would be so easy to give up. However, then he saw something, something he couldn't ignore.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Le Sang Brisé by Violent Pixi reviews
Bella is left at the alter. But she is now a vampire of volturi with an amazing power. Almost a queen of Volterra though fragile and weak, suffering from Le Sang Brisé. She has taken on Felix as her new mate and Aro as a father but then the Cullens come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Felix
Who Is My Mate? There Can't Be Three by MYTHoLoGiCaL LuVeR reviews
"Kill him," Bella ordered, "but let him suffer." "I choose," I whispered, "you." I turned and he kissed me. I knew I made the right decision.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,854 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Of Biceps and Mint ChocolateChip Ice Cream by Akatsuki Child reviews
There was a perk to all of that sword fighting: they were ripped. Their biceps bulged, their abs like High-Def… "I need to get a life…" AU-ish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Luke C., Annabeth C. - Complete
101 reasons by the god of the underworld by Psychogoth reviews
His love for her was never truly expressed until the faithful day came when he got a hold of a piece of paper and pen. Hades writes down 101 reasons why he 'hates' Persephone
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Researching Apollo by Akatsuki Child reviews
Research your favorite god/goddess. You cannot personally ask the god/goddess. Report what you learn. "Well this is dumb…" ThaliaApollo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
Alaskan Trees by Taters7 reviews
Edward and Emmett were together long ago, but when feelings retern years later, how will they deal with wives and a daughter, and the secret that seperated them in the first place. Post Breaking Dawn. AU, SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Strawberries and Sunshine by accio.awesomeness reviews
"Stop staring at my arse!" "Does it make you uncomfortable?" Hermione Granger wasn't expecting to fall in love after she brought her best friend's godfather back from the dead, but the arrival of one sexy Sirius Black smashes her plans to pieces. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Shocked Into Laughter by Akatsuki Child reviews
Annabeth once said they would either be best friends or worst enemies. Well...they were both. PercyThalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Want a Kiss? by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy claims it's the Christmas spirit. The girls don't agree with him. Christmas fic. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Truth by becauseicantwritemyownnovel reviews
BAU finds out the truth about Morgan and Reid after Morgan is shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Ten Days by Akatsuki Child reviews
Apollo x Thalia "Just hang out with him until I come back. It's only for ten days. I'll even let you take a month of Hunting off." Thalia really hated being blackmailed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
It's Just not Her by MidnightSymphony01 reviews
What would happen if Jared didn't stop Doc in killing Wanda? This is how Ian feels when he sees Melanie...and doesn't see his Soul staring back at him. Oneshot. Character death. Reviews are appreciated!
Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The Space Between Breaths by Eve Royal reviews
He's waiting. Waiting for something to happen. But until it does, he's content to just hold her. There's nothing else for him to do. I/W; from "Thirty Kisses"
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Stuck in the Middle by Eve Royal reviews
He's not an idiot. He can see how things are. He's in this freaky love rectangle with two other bodies and an alien. But what else can he do? I/W; from "Thirty Kisses"
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
How to Save a Soul by Eve Royal reviews
The day had come. The day they had all feared had finally arrived... And it was all her fault. I/W; from "Thirty Kisses"
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Baby Doll by Eve Royal reviews
She's just too cute for words. I/W; from "Thirty Kisses"
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Paint Me a Rainbow by Eve Royal reviews
When Melanie sends Wanderer off to find colours, the job proves more difficult than previously imagined. I/W; from "Thirty Kisses"
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by Eve Royal reviews
When a soul is disheartened there's only one man who can cheer them up... Ian O'Shea. I/W; from "Thirty Kisses"
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
iAm Haunted by Kpfan72491 reviews
Sam is in pain from the a certain dork. She starts to wonder will it ever go away. Because every time she looks at him, she's haunted. Based on Haunted by Taylor Swift. ONE-SHOT
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Teenage Dream by Akatsuki Child reviews
He gets her heart racing with just his look. His touch sends shivers down her spin. His kiss…it stops her world completely. ApolloThalia. Established relationship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
Holding Your Hand by Akatsuki Child reviews
She'll always be there, through thick and thin, holding his hand. AU. Percabeth. Fluff :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Not Really a Death Wish by sevensinsinthenight reviews
Harry Potter is angry. No, beyond angry. He is furious. And Severus is the one who comes to everyone else's rescue and calms him down in the only way he can think of. HP/SS Slash. -Mild Violence, Language-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
This Isn't the End by azngirl123 reviews
"You're the one that took 10 years of friendship, and my love, and doubt and mistrust it, and yet here I am telling you that I still care about you!" Read to find out. Percabeth. Rated T for swearing and adult themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sleepwalker by Cae Thomas aka CNL reviews
The end of relationship is one of the hardest things to go through. It can turn even the strongest of us into nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck by moni1914 reviews
Ron tries to find out who Hermione is dating.Just a silly one shot, no plot no plans for future chapters.-And as always i own nothing just like playing with the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Board games to Shot games by MiSs-SuRealiSt reviews
Everyone is bored so Fred and George organise a friendly shot game. Will it get to friendly for two of the participants. We'll see. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shadow Heir by RebelAngel15 reviews
Abused Harry is the forgotten twin of Andrew, the BWL. When Harry is transported to the Founders time when he is 5, nobody cares. Now, Harry is 11 and back to attend Hogwarts with the daughter of Slytherin and the son of Gryffindor. PowerfulSlytherinHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Harry P., OC
The Protected by sparklingEAMC reviews
Bella is released from the volturi after 200yrs.What will she do when she finds her mate is with another? What'll she do when her world comes crashing down around her? How will she protect everyone when they're all in danger at once? Who'll protect her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Random Moments by booksrule07 reviews
Right, this is just a collection of random moments in the PJO series. Just for a laugh, so read, enjoy and please review.Chapter1 has been updated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Percy J.
Will we last forever? by bexxyy reviews
ON HOLD Quil meets Bella. He imprints, will she let him get to know her or will she just not be interested? Requested by snowfire81. Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,800 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Quil Jr.
And So I Fell by thecivilunrest reviews
Ian contemplates when exactly he fell in love with Wanda. Drabble. Ian/Wanda
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Boy toy reposted by Crazy4Moony reviews
Rumour around Hogwarts has it that Harry gave his virginity away to a Slytherin, and now they all want to know who boy toy Potter belongs to. Luckily Harry can always count on his charming Slytherin prince to come to his rescue. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Monsters in the Parasol by nottonyharrison reviews
"You're here, theres a bottle of tequila, and I'm bored. Humor me." Part 12 in the 'Monsters in the Parasol' series and the story that started the beast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Caps and SexFree Sleeping by Cap'NCupcake reviews
-"My life sucks ass." Riptide's story. Percabeth-ish! One-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
The Story of Bella and Jasper by Butterfly Betty reviews
Bella reflects on her life with Jasper. AH&MA for language. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
You Wouldn't Believe by Hidden In The Darkness 15 reviews
Harry Potter is sunk into a depression verging on suicidal because no one will believe him. Angsty little drabblish thing, M/M rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Annabeth in Wonderland by Akatsuki Child reviews
Annabeth usually didn't see rabbits at camp, and she certainly didn't usually follow them, especially when they were wearing a waist coat. AU-ish. Bit OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Pet Peeves by OstentatiousNature reviews
Draco is a compulsive pencil tapper. Halfway through potions, Harry just can't take it anymore. Delicious boy smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Kiss That Sticks by Akatsuki Child reviews
When Revlon comes out with new lipstick, bad things happen to the unluckiest man in the world. And yes, that includes getting kissed by random women. AU. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Just Thank Me by thecivilunrest reviews
Really she should just thank me. I mean I was nice, dropping her the way I did. Heather centric.
Speak - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Proposal by LxZrulez reviews
Sequel to 'Stubborn" and my entry for reyser300's Zelink contest
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Renee calls the Cullens by twilighterke reviews
“hello sweetie” I said, “is your mommy home? I want to ask her something”. I heard the girl yelling “mommy, a nice wady is on the pwone!”. Then I heard another voice: “Bella Cullen speaking”, I gasped: “Bella?”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Renée, Renesmee C./Nessie
Gryffindor Dare by leprekan187 reviews
harry ron and hermione are playing truth or dare and ron gives harry a dare that he cant get out of. what happens when he doesnt want to? slash hp/dm rw/hg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stubborn by LxZrulez reviews
A short little oneshot. LinkxZelda, obviously
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Leaving Her by CherBella reviews
From the moment they first met, he was always leaving her. In a moment of crisis, Bella reflects on her life and marriage to an Army man. An entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,969 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Not So Innocent by Erulasse Shadeslayer reviews
Sally finds some choice peices of Annabeths clothing at the bottom of Percy's drawer. Rated for language and sugestive comments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Guy, My Girls by Irenella Courmett reviews
Bella and her son move to Forks for a fresh start. Emmett is a widower with three daughters of his own. Their lives intertwine when Emmett becomes her son's peewee football coach. How will their new relationship affect the children? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,693 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
FAMILY by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Emmett was changed into a vampire.. but on that day he lost someone so important to him. he never told anyone about her. When in forks, there is a new student in town... she isnt exactly human, but she does have a heartbeat. Emmett knows her.. he thinks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Let it Be by AthenaRowena reviews
Bella Swan moves back to Forks to live with her father and ends up befriending the mysterious Cullen family,as well as finding and interest in one Jasper Hale. Not your ordinary J/B story.Well worth the read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
My Dearest Wes by paper-crane-master reviews
Another letter I thought up, although this time Lily wrote it to Wes. It's the 1 year anniversary since his death. It's really sad but good. I hope you like it. Read AND Review!
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Lily, Wes - Complete
The True Romance in the Twilight Series by theSAMPIRE reviews
This is about the true romance in the twilight series. Before BreakingDawn, after Eclipse. Warning, pure stupidity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Charlie S., Billy - Complete
Pretty by Shadsie reviews
TP. Link truly tires of the assumptions that some of his fans make of him. His friends help him to get to the bottom of these assumptions. Some slashy content, played for comedy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Link - Complete
Shattered into Pieces by bluestarzz reviews
Heart broken, Annabeth tries to accept the fact that Percy loves someone else. A short fic. Please read and tell me what you think. thanks!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Phone Call Confessions by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I'm not the Bella you taught you knew by Daija Is All about wolf pack reviews
While saving Edward in Volterra.She has an incounter with Alec Voultri and learns some surprising news about Edward. Bella is a little OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Alec
What goes up by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella is a human with a hard life and a special talent. The Cullens move into town and suddenly she's not so out of place anymore. A/B and E/J mostly, just to clarify, they are girl/girl, boy/boy pairings. Give it a shot anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,413 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Post Blue by Klavierliebe reviews
Instead, he is drowning.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Observations of One Jack Hotchner by missunderstoodchild reviews
Jack meets his daddy's friend, Spencer, but his mommy doesn't like him. It is suppose to be told from the point of view of a very young child, so please keep that in mind. SLASH! AH/SR
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Honesty by Jinx the Revolving Lime reviews
What did Beckondorf think of Silena after he died? What did he think of her betrayal and death? In the form of a poem, he professes his love to her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/4/2010 - C. Beckendorf, Silena B. - Complete
Edwizzle and Jazziper by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by MinionsOfTheNachoArmyUnite reviews
Another Dime-A-Dozen story of things you shouldn't do at Hogwarts. Rated for slightly mature themes. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Happy Potter Hunting! by jacob-emmettluvr reviews
Voldemort is singing. 'Nuff said. Does not belong to me! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Twisty Tie by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Percy accidentily forgets Annabeth's birthday. Add on to 'Evil is My Middle Name.' Don't need to read that first! Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Santa is Real! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Percabeth one-shot! "This year has been so busy, I forgot to send my letter to him." He wasn't smiling, or laughing, and he didn't even have that glint in his eye that he always had whenever he was kidding around. He was hard core serious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Secret Volturi Princess by MrsVolturi reviews
SAFE IN THE LOVE OF A KING. Princess Isabella Volturi. La Tua Cantante. What if Bella went to Italy before she went to Forks and Aro set her a task whilst she's completing her education before she joins them permanently?*Story Beta'd*First fic R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Caius, Bella
Here I Am by azngirl123 reviews
He kissed her to illustrate his words. She smiled through her tears, “Good, because here I am and I’m not leaving.” Percabeth. Read to find out what happens with Percy and Annabeth when Annabeth takes a job in Boston and leaves Percy behind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hormones are Crazy by Undead Author reviews
JJ and Reid interview a bunch of high school students... and you know what ensues? That's right! Hilarity! Readnreviewplease? Thanks.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2009 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Hangman by Cap'NCupcake reviews
“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Forever by Cordys-Vision reviews
The secrecy of Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory's relationship is threatening to tear them apart as a couple. Can Cedric get over his insecurites in order to be with Harry or will their secrets break them up? A cute little Cedric!Lives! one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me Something to Sing About by OstentatiousNature reviews
Ipod shuffle challenge. 5 Percy Jackson song-inspired drabbles.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009
Salt by OstentatiousNature reviews
Tears catch on my lips and they taste like the salty spray of the sea. Like Percy." During Battle of the Labyrinth . How did Annabeth deal with thinking Percy was dead? The night before the funeral at camp. One-shot. Annabeth's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Annabeth C.
Daddy's Little Girl by CullenCovenGirl88 reviews
Bella and Edward are having a fight and edward leaves. Nessie's point of view. There is a twist! Give it a try! full Summary inside! Fist songfic and everyone is human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Memories will always linger by TWC666 reviews
It's Harry and Draco's last morning at Hogwarts. Memories come back. Rated M for a reason HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 173 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Geek Who Got His Beauty by musicormisery4105 reviews
AU. All Human Oneshot. ExB/Canon. Edward Cullen is the shy nerd at Forks High who is crushing on the beautiful Bella Swan. Thanks to a meddling pixie, his Senior Prom may be more eventful than expected. Complete. 10-17-09 EDIT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Belonging by Christine Writer reviews
Alternate ending to "Scribbler of Dreams." Please R&R! ONESHOT!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Edward the Prankster by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Edward Cullen has a little pranking streak in him that none of us knew about...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Last Night by mskayla reviews
All Human. Renee is a druggie that beats Bella. Her dad turns his head because he's in love with Renee. It started when she was 14. For 3 yrs she thinks she worthless cutting herself. Can the Cullens change her outlook on life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Seen Worlds that don't Belong by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Set after the Host. Wanda wonders if Ian loves her for herself, or for her human body. Songfic to We Are Broken by Paramore, but please give it a chance. Please?
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
For Bella by OstentatiousNature reviews
Takes place in New Moon-The scene when Edward is saying goodbye to Bella in chapter 3, but FROM EDWARD'S POINT OF VIEW! I thought it would be interesting to see what's going on in his head during the hardest time in his very long life. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elysium by PennyOfTheWild reviews
I'm coming ... I'm coming ...' Oneshot. Percy/Annabeth Rated T for ... ah, read and find out ... :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Prom by ItIsn'tMusicIt'sAnObsession reviews
Chiron just annouced that Camp Half-Blood will be having a prom! Will Percy ask Annabbeth or some other girl? Many adventures await including a trip to the city! Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Detention Isn’t Always a Bad Thing by WeasleyForMe reviews
When does Hermione enjoy detention? When George is involved of course! A fluffy one-shot for the Twin Exchange July challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Sweet Chocolate by SirJoshizzle reviews
Whether the reason had been being forced by the commercial industry to spend valuable money on chocolate or her troubled past with relationships, it all meant one thing: she hated Valentine’s Day. AU, oneshot, Link x Zelda, Valentine's Day tribute.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Kisuhajime by SirJoshizzle reviews
What better way to start off the new year than with a kiss? Oneshot, Link x Zelda, AU, New Year's Tribute.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Seducing Miss Perfect by SirJoshizzle reviews
I never knew saying, 'I love you' would be so hard. But then again, I’m a guy. I think it’s written into our genes that we guys can’t confess our emotions properly. AU, oneshot, Link x Zelda, Link's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
More Than It Seems by Unwritten.25 reviews
ABANDONED. Slash. In which Harry Potter defects, Voldemort gets a heart, Dumbledore isn't as nice as you'd think, the War ends, but not in the way you'd expect, and everybody's in love. A Harry goes dark story with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Fred W., Harry P.
DemiGod Gossip by petvet341 reviews
The cabin leaders are at the Big house to discuss war plans but instead they talk about something else. Short and random. I did this s the ones waiting for my story will have something to read from me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
The Tackon Potion Incident by ManhattanWitch reviews
That evil Snape is making his students test their potions again! What will happen? Slash, MM, HPDM. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Omoidashite Kudasai by SirJoshizzle reviews
He held her tightly, as if his life would end if he even thought about letting go. And in a way, it was true. Oneshot, Present AU, Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Way Home by SirJoshizzle reviews
How could I just let Zelda walk home alone, especially when she doesn't even have an umbrella to shelter her from the rain? After all, I pass by Zelda's house everyday on the way home. Present AU, Oneshot, Link's POV, YOUNG!Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare With The Cullens by Sorcha123 reviews
i think the title says it all! funny, fluff and lighthearted. with an interesting end! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Wishful Thinking by SirJoshizzle reviews
Sometimes I dream that he'll say that he loves me, that he'll take me in his arms and whisk me away. Of course, that's just wishful thinking. Present AU, Onesided Link x Zelda, Oneshot, Zelda's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Just a Little Bit by SirJoshizzle reviews
What girl can say that they get a strip tease from the most almost but not quite perfect guy in history on a nightly basis? Okay, maybe it's not a strip tease... but it looks like one. Just a little bit. Present AU, Link x Zelda, Oneshot, Zelda's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Different Harry by smartgal2007 reviews
What if Harry's Aunt and Uncel were nice to him, and Dudley was like a brother? What if he got into slytherin? And what if Dumbledor was the real evil person? Read and find out. Pos. Slashlemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P.
When Zelda Met Link by SirJoshizzle reviews
Zelda is on lunch break, and decides to stop by a local cafe. While drinking her coffee, she notices that a rather good looking young man sitting next to her. Present AU, Link x Zelda, Zelda's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sensei by SirJoshizzle reviews
To whoever said a relationship between a teacher and his student is wrong, these two obviously didn't get the memo. Present AU, High School, Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,500 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Slytherin Savior by DLMalfoy reviews
What if Harry left the Dursleys before first year? How would he be different if he lived with the Malfoy's? HxD Slash. Romance fic with a touch of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Experiment by jadzialove reviews
After participating in an experiment proposed by Ron, Harry is left questioning his sexuality and starts seeing the world in a whole new light. Slash HP&GW Mentions SB&RL RW&HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Acceptance by DLMalfoy reviews
Harry and Draco come clean about thier two year relationship. HD not really slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Soulmate's Story by Mysticalsoul reviews
Draco's lost something he truly loved, something that was unreplacable. Upon finding the MirrorofErised, he takes a trip to right the wrong and regain the treasure he lost, but in between, find strength and learn that the power of true love never fades.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,255 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Yours to Hold reviews
She chose his world. She chose death. How could she? Her heart stopped beating to me. I was too late. Jacob's thoughts during Bella's wedding. One-shot Yours to Hold by Skillet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Mysterious Popping Noise reviews
What if, in Half Blood Prince, Harry went to a lesson from Dumbledore that we never knew about? "Really, what is that mysterious popping noise?" There's nothing funnier than confused old people...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Severus Skill reviews
All Severus Snape wants is to honor Lily's memory, so he searches for a hidden talent that not even James can do. What he finds out he can do might surprise you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Something's Hidden reviews
She didn't think, she would get it. There was just no way. But that's just it, she DIDN'T think.
Host - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Your Call reviews
I stared down at his broken, lifeless body, tears falling down my cheeks and splashing on his cold chest. How could he? How could he? Your Call by Secondhand Serenade Songfic/Dawnfic
Host - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Mr G reviews
The Cullen boys are in Band with a gay director, Mike, Eric, Tyler, and Lauren. Need we say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward
Falling Inside the Black reviews
She will never see his beautiful green eyes again, never touch his soft, smooth skin, never hear his laugh or see the smile that she fell in love with...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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