Author has written 4 stories for Discworld, Misc. Anime/Manga, Avengers, Sherlock, and Bleach.
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I'm 21, and a junior at the University of New Mexico.
I'm pretty tall, and my hair is long, curly and very bright red. I'm chronically ill, and I curse like a sailor. No fic of mine will ever be rated under T.
I used to claim that I'm not a fangirl, but that would be a blatant lie at this point. Sometimes the pairings I read even scare me. (I stopped reading a lot of the really weird pairings a while ago, but my favorites list is so godawfully long that I can't find the stories to take them off...)
My stories are mostly abandoned, or complete in the case of the one-shots. Oakleys on a Pineapple has been dead for years, and I sincerely doubt that Thor, Put Your Pants Back On! is coming back to life, either.
I like reading manga, probably too many to list, books, the same, and TV. Mostly fantasy and sci-fi for books and TV.
My favorite fanfic categories: All kinds of crap. See my list to find out.
Favorite book series: Sherlock Holmes books by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Favorite movie: Tough, but probably Labyrinth.
Book I'm reading now: Curtsies & Conspiracies by Gail Carriger
Favorite book character ever: Durzo Blint from The Night Angel Trilogy or Melisande Shahrizai from the Kusheline Cycle
Favorite Manga: Probably Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin is second place.
Anime: Gin Tama and Code Geass
Favorite TV Show: Torchwood (BBC), Dr. Who (old school and new, also BBC) and anything by Joss Whedon. The man is a god.
The song stuck in my head: Drunken Whaler from Dishonored
Favorite Game: SKYRIM! FUS RO DAH, BITCHES!!! Also Dishonored, Alice:Madness Returns, Minecraft, all variations of Legend of Zelda, and anything in the Final Fantasy series. This list will soon be topped by Elder Scrolls Online. I got picked for beta, and it's awesome!
I'm an english lit major at UNM with a minor in honors.
"BACK ME UP, you damned pansy Russians!"- My dad
"Yeah, I'm a bitchy, crippled sailor. Get over it."- Me
"No, you've graduated. You're not a sailor, you're a goddamned Marine!"- Urza's Avenger
"I may be six inches taller than you, but i'm still your little cousin!"- FallenAngel6595
"SO FUCKING EPIC!!!!!"- too many people to count, but usually me
"Otaku? Why do you hate tacos? Taco-hater!"-small bratty boy whose name I have conveniently forgotten
"Well, independence doesn't come with free cable and a pool, dipshit!"- me again
"He's like, the son of Zeus and a Mexican window-washer!"- R.
"Of COURSE you don't get the joke. You're not a sociopath like we are..."- Me and Urza's Avenger, to a friend
"At some point today, I would like you all to use the term, 'Bereaved Christ's Mother' in place of a curse word, because it's Irish!"- My slightly insane English teacher
"Lelouch just got finished watching the same news report and a look of total horror came over his face. "Oh…I'm going to have to have somebody killed…"
Jeremiah's head snapped from the TV's direction to Lelouch's with a look of utter glee etched into his features as he held up a very scary looking knife that seemingly came out of nowhere. "Who shall it be your highness?"
- Lilyflower1987, from "Lelouch of the Revolution." One of the best Code Geass fanfics I have ever read. Seriously, read it.
Look out. Mr. Chipmunk is now Mr. Irritated Chipmunk, and he's coming for you. Don't sleep tonight, or I'll sneak in while you're passed out and chomp you to death. With my chipmunk teeth. And my chipmunk cheeks. Though cheeks don't exactly chomp, do they? They're just…kind of there.
And I suppose chipmunks don't chomp, either. It's more like they nibble.
"I'LL NIBBLE YOU TO DEATH!"
That doesn't sound scary...
-sharningank, from "Confessions of an insomniac." (This was Gaara, by the way...)
I WILL AVENGE MY HO-HO!
- sharingank, from "Confessions of an Avenger" (aka, Sasuke the whiny duck butt...)
Take it like a tree man!
Does that come with extra buckles and straps?
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
- Jack Handy
For that is what it is to be... A Strawberry Milky!
-Gintoki, gin tama
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
- Douglas Adams
"Happily ever after. Well, that's boring as all fuck, now innit? Yeah, lets not ever go that route, hm?"
"Mr. Wickham is blessed with such happy manners as may ensure his making friends – whether he may be equally capable of retaining them, is less certain."
-Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
What, you expecting me to faint or something?- rose
(NEW) Dr who season one- episode 10
Or as Grimmjow Jaggerjaques, Sexta Espada, put it, Ulquiorra was,"The Douchest Douche of all Douches in the entire history of Douche-dum."
Jettison escape pod! -captain jack harkness
(NEW) Dr who season one- episode 11
- Gintoki, Gin Tama
"So, if you were in a horror movie, and you heard a sound in the dark, which would be scarier? A pump-action shotgun, or me snapping my battle-fan?" -Me
"THE FAN, definitely the fan...You snapped it in the quad and the sixth grader 100m away jumped..." -Urza's Avenger
(the fan is to be respected. Think Temari's, only smaller. I can't fly on it... *sigh*)
"On the day Harry Potter was born, the heavens shuddered and the black clouds poured forth a sea of bubbling acid, destroying a small mining town, a museum devoted to the history of pencil shavings, and a rather obscure duplication of the Mona Lisa..."
-Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza, ffnet
"You have two choices in life; abandon your soul for the sake of science, or abandon science for the sake of your soul.
What did you do?
I was fortunately born a sociopath, so I never had that problem!"
-Lloyd, random Code Geass fanfic
"The question is not whether he IS nuts, but whether he SHOWS them..." - Me, in reference to an accidental flasher
"When's Sam's birthday? We should send him a bandsaw." -Me
"Did he just say, 'Octet Communist?' What the hell is that?" -me
"So, We namaged to put the story of Les Miserables to the tune of 'I Feel Pretty...'
You Guys have WAY too much time on your hands."
-Me, Urza's Avenger, and Lisa
"It really says something about Robbie that he made the two most cynical people in the school perform a Broadway duet. Then again, it was 'Loathing' from Wicked, so perhaps that doesn't count."
-Me and Urza's Avenger
"Dammit, stop kleptofying the table so we can go home!" - Urza's Avenger
"That's the kind of wooley-headed liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten." - Principal Snyder, Buffy Season 1
"There are some things I just won't tolerate at this school;
Students loitering on campus,
Horrible murders with hearts being removed,
... and also smoking.
Well, I don't do any of those things. Ever!"
-Snyder, Buffy Season 1
"Harry Potter's face tightened. 'Anyone in Slytherin who can't understand the concept of acting nice toward people you don't actually like should be ground up and fed to pet snakes.'" -Less Wrong, HP and the Methods of Rationality
"Wait... Wasn't Marx kind of like a communist or something?" - Tim
"If my mom had her way, we would be in a cult. We would be Amish, and clean all day, and she would ban television, fanciction, and happiness. And we would be homeschooled."
-She who prefers to remain anonymous, but really isn't.
"Yeah, but then she would get old and pass the reins of the cult on to you, and you'd turn it into some kind of techno-hippie commune. Let me know when that happens, and I will come live there!"
A few favorite quotes
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
If you were patient enough to read all of that garbage, I either pity your boredom or appreciate your interest. Also, If you know me, it's obvious who I am, but if you don't, it's not.
(Complete- One Shot) The DEATH of Sunglasses: Bleach/Discworld- Renji goes shopping for new sunglasses, but DEATH has something else in mind. (Yes, DEATH is supposed to be all-caps)
(Abandoned- Sorry) Oakleys on a Pineapple: Bleach/Misc Anime/Manga X-overs-- Again, Renji is looking for sunglasses, but is continually thwarted by anyone my friend and I can think to throw in.
The "guests" so far, who have ruined Renji's glasses:
1st pair: EdAl from FMA
2nd pair: Renge from Ouran HS Host Club (with sparkles by Tamaki, of course)
3rd group: The Inter-Universal Ecchi Society! (Kon, Kyoraku from Bleach, Jiraya and Kakashi from Naruto, Gin from RosarioVampire, Negi and Jack Rakken from Mahou Sensei Negima!)
4th group(Chapters 6 and 7): Kenshin, Kaoru, Saito, Chou and miscellaneous idiotic police from Rurouni Kenshin. Hooray for spontaneous time travel!
Chapter 8 is all Bleach
Chapter 9- Back to FMA world, with Mustang, Hawkeye, Ed and co.
Chapter 10- WOW. I didn't write this one, my co-author did. I knew most of the character refs, and looked up the others. (I haven't seen Gin tama yet) Anyway, here they are!
Renji, Kira Izuru, Gin, Zaraki, Yachiru, Byakuya- Bleach
Master Tulii (AKA Durzo Blint)- Dark Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks (book)
Saito Hajime, the Shinsengumi- Rurouni Kenshin/ Gin Tama
Yamazaki, Hijikata and Sougo Okita- Gin tama (Yaiy, I now know Gin Tama! SO FUNNY!!!)
Zura/Katsura- Gin tama
Havoc and Mustang- Fullmetal Alchemist
Kabuto and Orochimaru- Naruto
Tatawaki Kuno, Saotome Ranma, Ryoga (P-chan)- Ranma 1/2
Isley, Jean, Ophelia- Claymore, with references from Life Sucks, a fanfic by UsefulOxymoron
Nina and Lloyd- Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
McGonagall and (Ron) Weasley- Harry Potter
Holy damn. It was Urza's first chapter for the story, so he went whole-hog...
Chapter 11: Filler- Bleach characters and my muse.
(Abandoned) Thor, put your pants back on!: This started out as a failed NaNoWriMo attempt, since I got really sick in November. It was originally based on myself and a group of friends when we did a group Halloween costume as the gender-flipped Avengers. The story and characters have since taken on a life of their own, and really aren't based on anyone anymore except for personality and temperament. Updates whenever I feel like it.
(Complete- Oneshot) She Did Not See Him Fall: This is a drabble based on BBC Sherlock, basically the day of the Fall from Molly Hooper's POV. Written for a prompt in English class, posted because, why not? And because it's hard to find old posts on tumblr and I wanted to go back to it.
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