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Hey... My name is Lauren.

My favorite books/series are Maximum Ride, Twilight, House of Night, My Sister's Keeper, Percy Jackson and the Olympians...ect. I love listening to music, watching movies, reading, and of course writing :D

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"An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate"

Maximum Ride Quotes

Max- "It's like I have a GPS inside of me, one of the talking ones. I tell it where I want to go, and it tell me go left in ten miles, then take I-80 for 5 miles. It can be pretty bossy, frankly."
Asian White coats- "Really?!"
Max- "No you idiots! It just has an unfailing tendency to point me in the opposite direction of a bunch of boneheads!

Iggy- "Mind if i change the chanel, Fnick? Theres a game on."
Fang- Make your self at home, Figgy.

Ari- "I really hate this guy."
Max- "Theres a club. The haters of Ter Bortch club. Dont you have your badge yet?"
Max- "The meeting of the haters of Ter Bortch club will now come to order"

Angel- "I can read minds, you idiot!"
Total- "Ya, Idiot!"

Ter Bortch to Iggy- " I assume that you are always holding onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closly?"
Iggy- "Only when im trying ot steal their dessert."

Max-"He's a snappy dresser."

Ter Bortch-"Is there any reason we should keep you?"

Fang-"Besides my fashion sence? I play a mean harmonica."

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensomble

“You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We’re... freaking... ballet... dancers.” –Fang

They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren’t all Kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, Remember to flap!” –Angel

MUSIC: Paramore, Jack's Mannequin, Owl City, Reliant K, The Beatles, Hellogoodbye, We the Kings, The All-American Rejects, The Who, Train, Boys Like Girls

SONGS: My Sharona-Varuca Salt, Check yes Juliet-We The Kings, Hello Seattle-Owl City, Here(In Your Arms)-Hellogoodbye, Bruised-Jack's Mannequin, Swing, Swing-The All-American Rejects, Hey, Soul Sister-Train, Drops of Jupiter-Train, These are the Nights-Making April

MOVIES: Push, Step Brothers, Pineapple Express, Fools Gold, Fried Green Tomatoes

TV SHOWS: The Simpsons, South Park, The Vampire Diaries, Tom & Jerry, American Idol

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Favorite Quotes(Cuz im a quote fanatic)

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it."

"Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"People think it must be fun to be a smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.”

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

Random facts about me-

-my favorite colors are dark blue, black and grey

-I'm obsessed with music

-I really like the album Incredibad

-I love the author Rick Riordan

this is Max's house from Confusion and frustration... srry for the wait on the chap. major writers block give me ideas fr next chap.--

max's outfit-- shirt- shorts- shoes- earings-

One step forward, three steps back pics


Angel (she's the second one down)-

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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,904 - Reviews: 3710 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13063 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Second Chances by emmaspirate reviews
When Chad gets a phone call in the middle of the night, he doesn't know how much his life will change from it. "Chad, I just got a phone call from the Emergency Room, they just told me that Sonny is there."
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Stupidity by funkymunk reviews
This is a post MR2 Fic. Lots of action, lots of FAXNESS, lots of intensity and lots of humor. Think of this as an "Adventures of the flock" sort of thing, lot of focus on Max and Fang. Stays in character and continues from MR2 like a novel.READ: Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5829 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
A Chocolate Kiss by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Spoils of War by mysteryredhead reviews
How to decide between two delicious boys? Easy! Let them fight it out. It was time to sit back, and enjoy the spoils of war.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete