Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
HIIIIIIIIII PEOPLE'S OF THE WORLD!! I have a name, but I don't want to tell you. Ne, ne. Soooo, you can just call me Kat. Yes, I am Kat and I am a yaoi addict. I spend most of my time reading SasuNaru fanfics. (and yes I do like lemons) What can I say. I'm perverted. You don't like that, well tough, cause I ain't changing. I am bipolar. I can be super hype in one moment and extremely depressed the next. And don't feel sorry for me cause I don't like people pitting me. It makes me feel like there's something wrong with me. (yeah okay so I know that there really is something wrong with me but who are u to tell me that.) Oh and for those of you wondering, yes I am a girl. The name should have been a give away. Oh, by the way. I HATE NaruSasu. Sorry for those of you who luv it, but I just can't see Naruto as top. it's pretty weird. Soooooo yeah. Just so you know there are people that help me with my stories. Their names are Alexander, Leo, Crystle, Amber and now Sylvia. (haha, I'm not telling you if those are their real names or not.) I like to write some of the conversations we have so you will probably see some. Wow I wrote a lot. Sorry, I'm feeling hyper right now. WAAHOOOOOOO!! lol. XD
Hey! if you have a Gaia, or are going to make a Gaia, you can look me up and add me as a friend. My name is Kat_81ap. So yeah, look me up and we can chat. Or if I'm taking too long to update you can yell at me.
Hiya! if you were wondering:
Here is some personal info about me.
Age: 17 (forever and always)
Sex: I'll let you geuss
Hobbie: Drawing, Reading, and Writing
Music: Rock, Death metal, you get the idea
Movies: Horror mostly, action's good too.
Things I Like: SASUNARU!!(duh) Yaoi, music, the night time (it's really calming) and the colors midnight black and blood red.
Things I Hate: NARUSASU, homophobic people, self obsorbed people, and the color pink. (I'm Goth, if you haven't already noticed)
That is all I will give you for now. ;)>- peace.
Get to Know My Crew
They wrote all of this on their own, I only wrote their names and what they do.
Crystle: (helps with the fight scenes) I see no reason to tell my private and personal information to a bunch of stranger. And I suggest you stop it.
Amber: (proof reads) Okay well, I am very shy and don't really talk much. I love to read and when i read i can spot mistakes very easily so that's why Kat begged me to proof read her stories even though I was highly against it in the begining.
Leo: (helps with lemons) I really don't know what to say. The only reason she asked me to help her out is because I'm the only gay friend she's got. But whatever, I'm glad to help.
Sylvia: (Reveiws the stories) I am like super shocked that I am actually a part of this. I mean, didn't even know that Kat liked yaoi. And now I find out she writes the yaoi I love to read. So I'll o my best reviewing each story truthfully. And it is very nice to meet all of you out there. :)
Alexander: (Looks really hot) No comment.
Fave. pairings from Naruto:
SasuNaru (HELL YEAH!!)
SaiNaru (rarely but yeah sometimes)
If you can read this, good for you. You get a lolly pop. XD
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny ipromoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcusease the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Ok, so here's what you do: mark your answers with a little 'x' inside the boxes if its true,
but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then post it on your profile so people can see make them laugh.
8 x You just tried to lick your elbow
17 x People have called you slow
18 X You have accidentally caught something on fire (lots of times)
19 X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
22 x Sometimes you just stop thinking
29 X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
31 You sometimes Send Forwards on because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
36 x When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
Okay, this is like SUPER sad!!
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I think I feel tears coming :'(( If you agree post on your web page.
lol, this is soooo funny, yet it's true. Well, for my crew at least. lol.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Meaning of color and your birthday!!
Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. if your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5.This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
My answers to this:
1. Black (duh)
3. June (3rd)
4. Black (duh...again)
7. Flying (but i also like driving)
9. Can't tell or it won't come true!!
"Gravitation cannot be held responssible for people falling in love." -Albert Einstien
"Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?" -a friend
"So, when a sharks stomach gets full, it throws it stomach up, and empties it. Then it eats it back up. Yes girls, this is your que to go, 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, Mr. G, that's grooooooows!'" -My Bio teacher,
"Okay so, since the teacher is out for the moment, I will teach the class so no one misbehaves. Now, I will teach you all something very important, that I am sure everyone wants to learn. I will show you how to put on a condum so the next time you have sex, you will be prepared." -My friend Andrew
"Love is madness; if thwarted it develops fast" -"The Memorable Assassination"
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
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