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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

HIIIIIIIIII PEOPLE'S OF THE WORLD!! I have a name, but I don't want to tell you. Ne, ne. Soooo, you can just call me Kat. Yes, I am Kat and I am a yaoi addict. I spend most of my time reading SasuNaru fanfics. (and yes I do like lemons) What can I say. I'm perverted. You don't like that, well tough, cause I ain't changing. I am bipolar. I can be super hype in one moment and extremely depressed the next. And don't feel sorry for me cause I don't like people pitting me. It makes me feel like there's something wrong with me. (yeah okay so I know that there really is something wrong with me but who are u to tell me that.) Oh and for those of you wondering, yes I am a girl. The name should have been a give away. Oh, by the way. I HATE NaruSasu. Sorry for those of you who luv it, but I just can't see Naruto as top. it's pretty weird. Soooooo yeah. Just so you know there are people that help me with my stories. Their names are Alexander, Leo, Crystle, Amber and now Sylvia. (haha, I'm not telling you if those are their real names or not.) I like to write some of the conversations we have so you will probably see some. Wow I wrote a lot. Sorry, I'm feeling hyper right now. WAAHOOOOOOO!! lol. XD

Hey! if you have a Gaia, or are going to make a Gaia, you can look me up and add me as a friend. My name is Kat_81ap. So yeah, look me up and we can chat. Or if I'm taking too long to update you can yell at me.

Hiya! if you were wondering:

Here is some personal info about me.

Name: Kat

Age: 17 (forever and always)

Sex: I'll let you geuss

Hobbie: Drawing, Reading, and Writing

Music: Rock, Death metal, you get the idea

Movies: Horror mostly, action's good too.

Manga: YAOI!!

Things I Like: SASUNARU!!(duh) Yaoi, music, the night time (it's really calming) and the colors midnight black and blood red.

Things I Hate: NARUSASU, homophobic people, self obsorbed people, and the color pink. (I'm Goth, if you haven't already noticed)

That is all I will give you for now. ;)>- peace.

Get to Know My Crew

They wrote all of this on their own, I only wrote their names and what they do.

Crystle: (helps with the fight scenes) I see no reason to tell my private and personal information to a bunch of stranger. And I suggest you stop it.

Amber: (proof reads) Okay well, I am very shy and don't really talk much. I love to read and when i read i can spot mistakes very easily so that's why Kat begged me to proof read her stories even though I was highly against it in the begining.

Leo: (helps with lemons) I really don't know what to say. The only reason she asked me to help her out is because I'm the only gay friend she's got. But whatever, I'm glad to help.

Sylvia: (Reveiws the stories) I am like super shocked that I am actually a part of this. I mean, didn't even know that Kat liked yaoi. And now I find out she writes the yaoi I love to read. So I'll o my best reviewing each story truthfully. And it is very nice to meet all of you out there. :)

Alexander: (Looks really hot) No comment.

Fave. pairings from Naruto:

SasuNaru (HELL YEAH!!)






ItaNaru (sometimes)

SaiNaru (rarely but yeah sometimes)



If you can read this, good for you. You get a lolly pop. XD

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny ipromoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcusease the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Ok, so here's what you do: mark your answers with a little 'x' inside the boxes if its true,

but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then post it on your profile so people can see make them laugh.
I've Done 33 of 40 Blondest Things

1 x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2 XGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 X You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
5 X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 x You have walked into a tree
7 It IS possible to lick your elbow

8 x You just tried to lick your elbow
9 x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 x You just tried to sing them
11 X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 X You have choked on your own spit(and hair lmao)

13 You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 X You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was there twice
15 X You just looked at it
16 Your hair is blonde

17 x People have called you slow

18 X You have accidentally caught something on fire (lots of times)

19 X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 x You have caught yourself drooling

21 X You've fallen asleep in a friends house

22 x Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

24 X People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 X You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

26 Xyou use your fingers to do simple math
27 X You have eaten a bug
28 X You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

29 X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

31 You sometimes Send Forwards on because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
32 XYou break a lot of things.
33 Friends know not to use big words around you
34 xYou tilt your head when you're confused
35 X You have fallen out of your chair before

36 x When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 X The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 X You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 x You have spelled your name wrong
40 X You have drawn a retarded heart
Post this onto your profile. Repost as:'I've Done # of the 40 Blondest Things.

Okay, this is like SUPER sad!!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I think I feel tears coming :'(( If you agree post on your web page.

lol, this is soooo funny, yet it's true. Well, for my crew at least. lol.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)


1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. if your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5.This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

My answers to this:

1. Black (duh)

2. K

3. June (3rd)

4. Black (duh...again)

5. Crystle

6. 666

7. Flying (but i also like driving)

8. Ocean

9. Can't tell or it won't come true!!

Funny Quotes

"Gravitation cannot be held responssible for people falling in love." -Albert Einstien

"Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?" -a friend

"So, when a sharks stomach gets full, it throws it stomach up, and empties it. Then it eats it back up. Yes girls, this is your que to go, 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, Mr. G, that's grooooooows!'" -My Bio teacher,
Mr. G

"Okay so, since the teacher is out for the moment, I will teach the class so no one misbehaves. Now, I will teach you all something very important, that I am sure everyone wants to learn. I will show you how to put on a condum so the next time you have sex, you will be prepared." -My friend Andrew

"Love is madness; if thwarted it develops fast" -"The Memorable Assassination"

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, SasuNaruXP

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The French Maid Dress by Yaoi Maiko reviews
"Come on, Naruto, either do the dare or not…either way you could end up losing." Shikamaru lazily said. SasuxNaru, GaaxLee, ShinxKiba, and Naked Chouji Warning: Yaoi! Boy on boy! You have been warned don't blame me if you read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wrath Of The Devil by Fer3333 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke knew he could do anything he wanted. For Sasuke, money solves everything. What will happen when the king from the underworld comes out to play and unfortunately, he was the chosen one? Can he, save his precious husband from him with money?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 216 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hey Sexy by ikkasyll reviews
SasuNaru. OneShot. "Hey, Sexy, look at me, let me dirty up your mind."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eye See by Jelp reviews
Naruto was never one who would admit that Sasuke might snap at any time. SasuNaru. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merry F XMas by hiroki06 reviews
X-mas sucks and Naruto tells you why.A/U SasuNaru Yaoi, Drugs, Lemon, R:18
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Down a Lovers Memory Lane by Bookoholic reviews
After a night of drinking, Naruto and Kiba head back to their college dorms talking about their lovers on the way there. Kiba loves how his love life with Hinata is adventurous, but Naruto has some stories of his own. SasuNaru, Yaoi, lots of flashbacks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Unwilling Blonde! by Killercat-nya reviews
Sequel 2 While the parent's are away... The boys are 16 and Sasuke is supper horny, but Nartuo hasn’t allowed his raven haired boyfriend to touch him in over a month and poor Sasuke doesn’t know why. What will happen now? Yaoi, SasuNaru, Lemon. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
While the parent's are away the boys will play by Killercat-nya reviews
sequel 2 Young Encounters.Its been 4 years since their first sexual encounter and the boys are 12. Their parents still have not found out their sons dirty secrets and they plan to keep it that way,right now its time for a little fun while...SasuNaru,lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Young Encounter by Killercat-nya reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 8 and they run off to their secret hideout to get away from Naruto’s dad’s cooking. Sasuke has brought along a naughty DVD he found in Itachi’s room and the boys decide to watch it. Things get a little heated...Yaoi, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Morning by darkalbino reviews
The kind that could only be so perfect with you. SasuNaru, PWP, oneshot, lemon -very lighthearted and playful- Early birthday present for FallenKarma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twist of Fate by Skyfire Dragono reviews
Sequel is Posted! AU What happens when it's the other way around, when Kagome is the demoness, and InuYasha the human who's come through time to her world. And it's not just a switch of roles either! You'll have to read and find out! A little slow at the beginning, but it picks up later through the story. Read & Review please!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,446 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This is What Happens by Useless-Italy reviews
This is what happens when Sasuke gets home from a three week long mission, forcing him to be away from his dobe. SasuNaru Yaoi, PWP, Anal, Kink, BJ, Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arrested by DeathoftheRebellion reviews
Naruto get's arrested, and. . . things happen. ;D - AU, sasunaru, PWP, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Proper Teachings by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a sex-ed class with Sasuke. Together, they learn some hands on training. SasuNaru, Lemon, One-shot, PWP, NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pain's Stoic Pleasures by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Can't Be Love by redfox13 reviews
Draco Malfoy, Veela. Harry Potter, Veela’s mate. Draco doesn’t seem to think so, but why pass up an opportunity to have the BoyWhoLived bowing to your every want and need? DMHP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Burnt by thepragmatist reviews
Naruto gets burned by Sasuke on the outside. Now it's time for him to get burned on the inside. PWP, Lem SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Dancin' by Sooky-babi reviews
Living in poverty you've got to take chances.For Naruto he'll get deeper then he wishes for.[Yaoi]warnings:rape,underage fun Pairings:NaruKakashi,NaruItachi,Naru? & Naru? Haku?gosh i make him sound like a slutty boy, a horny naruto?lol find him in chap10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,827 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004
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The Blair Witch Project reviews
Halloween was going great. Naruto was having the best time. That is...until his boyfriend took out a movie for them to watch. SasuNaru. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crime of Passion reviews
Multibillionaire Sasuke Uchiha is about to get married and his bride-to-be insists on wearing a diamond tiara. A diamond tiara that catches the eye of certain blonde thief. SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Years to Come reviews
Naruto confessed to Sasuke on his last day of high school and got beat up for it. Now five years later, they find themselves working in the same office. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,102 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sleepless reviews
Sasuke keeps having wet dreams about Naruto night after night. Naruto can't sleep still no matter where he is. What happens when they have to share a tent while on a mission? SasuNaru! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Condom Coin reviews
Based on an "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode. Naruto goes trick or treating and returns with what looks like a chocolate coin. But when he finds out what it really is, Sasuke decides to take advantage. SasuNaru. Oneshot. No Lemon, just Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hell High reviews
Naruto is a trouble making alcoholic. Sasuke is a suicidal emo. What happens when these two are sent to a boarding school that is supposed to help “cure” them of these problems and have to room together? Total and complete chaos. Rated M. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,266 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
In a Week's Time reviews
Naruto makes a bet and has to work in a club for a week. He has to keep it from his overly protective boyfriend. Wait, what's his boyfriend doing in the club! SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete