Hey everyone. yeah, AJ here changed over to the sister website of fanfiction for her original story and AJ gave me, AJ's cousin, the account. So, Now u have me!!!! Hope y'all like my fanfics!!! She also has her won website up so y'all can go get her story MonsterXMonstre for free while it lasts. Seriously, go onto Google to find it, try typing in "Annemarie Jocelyn Bonner". I wish y'all luck!

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ShotgunRedneck

This is going to be the link area...Just click on the links below if you want to follow them.

This is the link to Avatar: The Legend of Korra. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmsT63BgFPw

This is the link for my deviantART http:///

This is the link to my cousin AJ's deviantART http:///

This is the link to my aol/aim account if you have any questions http://[email protected]

This is the link to one of my favorite youtube accounts http://www.youtube.com/user/sorrowofdestiny2009

This is the link to one of the best anime abridged groups ever http://

This is the link to my favorite online comic http://

This is the link to ONE of my online portfolios http:///

This is the link to ONE of my online portfolios http:///

Lullaby FanART!!!

This was drawn by one of my deviantART family members. This is Raph and Hana from Lullaby http:///art/I-like-these-stories-337169716

More of Hana http:///art/Coloring-337513743

Hana's coloring book. X3 Yes I drew it and will be remaking it later. http:///gallery/38351943#/d5hs0ob

Older Hana. http:///gallery/38351943#/d5g6z46

Normal Hana http:///gallery/38351943#/d5fhih3

This is my randomness posting area... Hope ya'll will enjoy:

101Things We Learned From Repoby Nicole-la
1. Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
2. Luigi don't take shit from no one.
3. Blind Mag's eyes can do more than see.
4. Being a Repo man is a thankless job.
5. Mag would rather be blind.
6. Gold makes the world go round.
7. Happiness is not a warm scalpel.
8. It's possible to use a human being as a puppet.
9. Having your face fall off isn't fatal.
10. Pavi can't do fractions.
11. Graverobber is real.
12. Paris Hilton can actually act.
13. Even Rotti Largo can't prevent his passing.
14. Pavi will get laid.
15. Luigi will shoot you in the face.
16. One brain will mark it up.
17. Nathan carries ninja knives.
18. Organ repossesions are legal.
19. Flesh is weak and blood is cheap.
20. Shilo isn't really sick.
21. We all fell in debt.
22. Nathan remembers.
23. Largo saved the world.
24. Largo is the devil.
25. Zydrate takes you there.
26. Shilo wants Blind Mag to come back.
27. Amber Sweet had eight facial changes.
28. Amber Sweet will be the CEO of the most powerful company in the world.
29. Zydrate (the illegal kind) is extracted from dead bodies through the nose.
30. Graverobbers will be shot on sight.
31. Everybody's a composer.
32. Granny's can be great DJs.
33. Nathan is a ventroliquist without knowing it.
34. Mag's contract's got some mighty fine print.
35. Some mighty fine print.
36. Mighty fine...
37. Pavi steals all of the hearts.
38. Shilo must be brave.
39. Rotti will keep those vultures guessing.
40. Luigi likes pizza.
41. We all end up in a tiny pine box.
42. Nathan turned his house into a tomb/zoo.
43. Shilo's genetics are such a bitch.
44. Nathan is the assassin.
45. Nathan is the murder.
46. Nathan is the monster.
47. Shilo is infected.
48. Shlio can't look back til she chases the morning.
49. 10 out of 9 say the Pavi.
50. Graverobbers job is to steal and rob GRRAAVVEESS!
51. Luigi has unknown scars on his torso.
52. That the bandleader started this opera shit.
53. That the world is not going to end in 2012, because in Repo! the year is 2056.
54. That Graverobbers screams are made out of fangasms.
55. When your face comes off, just smile, pick it up, and walk away.
56. That Nathan is the night surgeon.
57. That Luigi hates Decaf Coffee.
58. When you get shot, don't scream or cry. Sing.
59. Blind Mag is Shlios Godmom.
60. Pavi is the most dashing.
61. Pavi will leave your diapers dripping.
62. Blind Mag is hot for 50 years old.
63. Amber needed a stage name.
64. Rotti didn't do anything when Amber asks if she could be Asian.
65. That ''Diapers Dripping'' is indeed naughty.
67. That Shlio needs to take her medicine.
68. And that, that medicine is poisoned.
69. We learned about things you see in a graveyard.
69. All love the Pavi.
70. It is possible to harmonize with a corpse you are using as a ventriloquist dummy.
71. That Graverobber likes kids.
72. Amber has other ways to pay.
73. Amber wants Graverobber to come up and try her new parts.
74. Almost every fangirl wants Graverobber to take his shirt off.
75. Graverobber wants the bitch to pay him.
76. That Graverobber can do the lowest note in the history of notes.
77. Junkies can't feel nothing' at all.
78. Graverobber wonders why they need him at all.
79. That Amber looks like a crime scene.
80. The little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery.
81. Luigi will find a hole a F*k it.
82. And if they're ain't one, he will make one.
83 That when Rotti started coughing after Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel, we thought he was going to die from Ambers ugly face.
84. Rotti will go out with a bang.
85. Nathan blamed himself for Marni's sudden death.
86. Nathan never once thought to suspect the man who wrote his check to be the one to blame.
87. Shlio didn't know she'd love Nathan so much.
88. That Shlio wanted to cry when the people on T.V were not quite the way her and Nathan were.
89. Luigi doesn't take lip from a slut.
90. Pavi's face will woo them all.
91. Luigi's fist will rule YOU.
92. Nathan stayed up all night, wishing to God that he was the one who died.
93. Sometimes there's not enough time.
94.The mighty fine print hastens the trip to our epilogue.
95. All Rotti needs to do is sign the paper.
96. All Shilo needs to do is pull the trigger.
97. Shlio is joining the living.
98. Pavi is never too impressed for l'dramatico entrance.
99. Rotti used Shilos mothers death to use her father, and used her fathers death to use her too.
100. Repo! The Genetic Opera is the best musical of all time.
101. And this is not your parents opera.

98% of DA's Anime Fanbase = Yaoi Fangirls. If you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to see two guys fuck madly, paste to your signature.

One of my favprite Crypt Ookagari Moments X3 : Crypt looked up into the sky, distracted from his righteous war against the mailbox pumpkin fishes. "Something horrible and supremely disturbing on a level I have not experienced for centuries is happening right now… and Ghost is directly involved. That bastard better save some of that shit for me. Gasp! The pie rinds and the two day old pre-teen magazines are gathering on my right flank! Where are my fire breathing pigeons and my chainsaw wielding sporks? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chairs. Avenge. Me. Tell the sink. She's a bitch…"

And this is going to be my list of things y'all need to know.

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Country: USA

From: Originally, Tennessee but moved to my mom's home town in Florida (east of Mobile AL but west of Jacksonville)

Job: worked @ a movie theater and is now currently un employed

Interests: Rock music, anime/manga, romance novels, pottery, video games, pranks, football, movies, and I is a history nerd.

Redneck or Hillbilly: REDNECK!!!!

Pets: 1 dog (War, Dante and Handes are now living in Minnisota ) 1 cat, and a fish

Family: 3 older sisters, a youngish brother, a younger sister and 2 baby half brothers. Mom, Dad, Step Mom, Step Dad... My cousin AJ also lives with me from time to time.

Hobbies: Hunting, watching anime, reading, writing fanfics and doing pottery when I am not pranking my family. Watching football (Go VOLS!!)

School: High School, I be a senior now!!!

Prep or Otaku: Otaku bitches!!!

Cola or Pepsi: Does cherry pepper count?

This is my fave anime/manga characters list! Enjoy!

Needless: Adam Blade

Naruto: Kyuubi aka Kurama (I know WTFH?!)

Full Metal Alchemist: Edward Elric

Inuyasha: Inuyasha

Katekyo Hitman REBORN!: Tsuna

Furi Curi: Haruko

Bleach: Kenpachi Zaraki

Dragon Ball Z/GT: Vegeta

Air Gear: Ikki

Rhysmyth: Elena

NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom: Nora aka Cerberus

Devil May Cry: Dante

Soul Eater: Soul Eater Evens and Death the Kid (Alot of the time it is Shinigami-sama)

xXx HoLiC: Yuuko-san

Chobits: Chi

Angel Beats: Tenshi and TK

Hey, yeah, more rambles, this will be character/book theme songs XP:

Harry Potter OotP: Nobody's Listening by Linkin Park

Naruto: Monster by Skillet

FMA: Buried Alive by Avenged Sevenfold

Angel Beats: My Song by Girls Dead Monster XP

Crypt Ookagari: Asylum by Disturbed

Ghost Ookagari: Straight to Video by Mindless Self Indulgence

Richard the Undead Warlock from LFG Web Comic: When You're Evil by Voltaire

Megamind: Super Villian by Powerman 5000

July 21- All edited chapters of Dancing In the Velvet Moon have been uploaded! I shall try to update each week with a new chappy for everyone!

July 22- I have added a new story that is completed! It is the first in my Yaoi Series. Check it out! I also put up another one of my Naruto fanfics. (seriously, this series should be more concrete) I am also trying to upload all of the first chapter of all of my stories before continuing Dancing in the Velvet Moon (D.i.t.V.M for my deviant art fans.)

July 22- I thank all of the people who have added me as their favorite authors/ put my stories on Story Alert (for I am working on them right now). Seriously, today has been crappy but y'all have made it better! I am working on the Second installment of Yaoi Series (it shall be a NaruKaka fic. Seriously, sexy) I am writing Chapter 1 of "Fake It", then Chapter 2 of "Dragons?" will be added. I am trying to complete "Dancing in the Velvet Moon" by the end of July. (it's not that long of a story.) I truly thank everyone who has either reviewed, Added anyone of my stories on Story Alert, Favorited my stories or me! You all are amazing!

July 23- I am looking for a Beta Reader to help me out for I am getting reviews from my stories that I need to fix something like speech or explanations but hear me out: I am jacked up on pain killers, morphine, coffee withdrawal & I finished writing Chapter 2 of "Dragons?" @ 4 am this morning... But I am working on Chapter 2 of "Fake It" right now, then I shall go back to "Dragons?" to edit what I can for you fans. I am also writing my 2nd story for my Yaoi Series. D.i.t.V.M's next chapter is in the works, which I shall try to put up later today... ANY BETA READERS ARE NEEDED HERE!!!! PLEASE!!! Thank you all for favoriting my stories/me & shall work hard for you all!

July 24- I have added another chapter of "Dragons?". It be shorter than the previous chapter but as long as you fans are getting your fix, I'm good with that. I am also writing the 2nd story of my Yaoi Series! And to my deviantart fans, I shall no longer be posting "Dancing in the Velvet Moon" to deviantart for many various reasons but do not fret! There shall be more coming up soon! I enjoy the positive feed back I am getting for these are some stories I have been writing for a while and now finally posting them here on fanfiction.net Please keep reviewing!

July 24- I have found a beta for my story "Fake It" and it is in the works. My beta reader wishes to be a secret and I shall oblige so, if anyone wants to beta my yaoi stories or my other most popular story "Dragons?" or my first fanfic "Dancing in the Velvet Moon" then please just email me about it. Thank you!

July 24- OK, I have good news and bad news. Good news, I am almost done with Chapter 3 of "Fake It" bad news? I am afraid that my laptop can't take anymore so it is dying for good. I will try to upload the chapter (after it had been beta'd of course) and save all of my work to a flash drive and work more of it at the library or beg my sister to let me use hers. I will try to update before midnight tonight and do what I can for you loyal fans!

August 1- I am sorry I have not updated this weekend for I have been working/with family...I am working on the chapters you fans deserve and i hope they are to your liking!

August 10- I am still writing but sadly @ the last family reunion I broke my arm and is having my cousin AJB (who turned 19 today!) write/type this for me... I shall upload the next chapter when I can... I am sorry my fans that i can barely type... I shall make the next couple of chapters long!

August 15- My arm is out of it's cast! It wasn't broken it was badly fractured and I am working on the next chapters right now but with my sister barely letting me use her laptop, my p.o.s laptop that won't even turn on anymore and my "new" lag as Sh&* desktop (ask Leaf Ranger he can verify that thing is lag as f$%!) it will be hard and School starts soon and that will be really hard between that and work. I shall try my loyal fans! I thank everyone who had added me as Favorite stories, Authors or story alerts! Reviews will be welcomed among all stories!

August 19- Its my 18th birthday!!!! And guess what I got: A new laptop!!! Now I can update much faster and it is convenient for everyone!!!!

August 31- Everyone, my laptop got possessed and my dad fixed it!!! Problem? all of my work got deleted in the process...I was dis (-) CLOSE to finish the latest chapter of "Dragons?"!!!! I shall try to write it again...if I can...All i can say is thank god for copy and paste...Next chapter should be up within a few days...I hope...I LOVE ALL MY FANS AND MY BETA AND A SHOUT OUT TO LEAF RANGER!!!! You guys rock!!!

September 5- Hey all, I am just giving ya'll the latest update: Tropical Storm Lee (Yes, that is what is was named) caused a HUGE ass tornado to blow by my house and also, I now have a problem: my muse is being a complete bitch and has decided to leave me whenever she pleases. So, as a result I shall be posting the first chapters of all the FanFics I have written down on paper aka my manuscripts. The ones with the most reviews and story alerts/favorites will be continued while the rest will go back into storage until I wish for them to come back out or if they get enough fans. For now, enjoy the fact that I am trying to work on the others but am writing them down first to have them proof read. I thank Chewie Cookies for constructive criticisim (and for whupping my ass in gear) and another big thanks to Leaf Ranger for insparation to "Dragons?". May you all be healthy and well!

September 25 - Yeah, sorry that I haven't been updating as often as any of us would like but I've been working like a maniac (I HATE Team Jacob fans!!!) and school has been a royal bitch! I have been writing so within the next few days I'll see if I can't post them and I have not abandoned "Dancing in the Velvet Moon", it's just that I have to do some serious editing with the manuscripts -.-' Do forgive me!!!! And please check out my "TBC Series"! It'll be just the first chapter of each story I have written and I'll add more whenever I either: feel like it, can't figure out how to do other stories at that moment, when the fans demand it and if they are better than what I hoped. May you all be well!!!!

December 18- Hey, bet you are wondering WTFH right now but I am just updating that October was busy for me: Got laid off, threw a Halloween Party, went to the Halloween Rocky Horror Picture Show @ the Silver Screen, am now part of the Anime Club @ my school and my boys will sadly be sent to live with my uncle in Febuary. Novemeber was HELL ON EARTH since I had my Scottish, Irish, English, French, Cajun AND my Tennesseean family come for Thanksgiving And Math has been whooping my ass so Ive been studying to pass my tests and such. Plus, I've been job hunting, again. And I also have a Christmas/Hanauka whatever be you gift on Christmas Day. Thats right, new Chapters and stories!!! May this keep ypu satisfied that I haven't posted anything in 2 months...I also made a youtube account and posted my first ever vid on it X3 I am TheShotgunRedneck and my vid is Alice of Human Sacrifice Lyric Subbed AMV. The one with Miku being creepy in the box thing. Well, that explains whats been up and I am attacking my manuscripts and brain to finish chapters and edit crap. d(.)b Wish me luck!

December 26- Hope everyone had a great christmas! I have reviewed the poll I posted and the story that will be continued in the TBC Series is "City" which I am changing the name of. To what? That is a surprise XP But since it won in the poll by a landslide, I will continue it first, I will make another Poll to see which one goes next XP. I will continue to work on Fake It, Dacning in the Velvet Moon and more Yaoi when I feel like it .

December 29- Hey everyone! Just a quick update. I will be removing "Dancing in the Velvet Moon" in January. Why you may ask? For the manuscripts I wrote just simply suck donkey piss so I am scraping it .

January 22- Alright, new Update: I have been hit with MASSIVE Writer's Block on "Fake It" and a little bit of "Dragons?" but don't worry, I am fixing it. I will try to post a new chapter of something before the end of the day but if not, first thing in the morning XP Please Read and Review!!!!

Febuary 4- Okay everyone I have a couple of Announcements to make! ! I have been writing like a maniac and trying to find a Harry Potter Beta Reader and a Yaoi Beta Reader for I don't want ANY mistakes in anymore of my chapters! Also, I finished the "Which TBC Series should I continue" Poll and "Perfect Insanity" won! So, I will be uploading Chapter 2 of it soon! I thank all of my fans who are sticking with me to the end! :3 Keep on reading everyone!

April 24 -Okay! Listen! I AM NOT DEAD!!! It's just that my stepdad took away my laptop (for reasons) and I haven't been able to get it back! But fear not! I havent stopped writing (ask Rena.Kat11) and I also have been really busy. So, yeah. And also! Its official! Come July, I will no longer be living with my parents, I will be living with my best (girl) friend Renee!! X3 and to my loyal fans who live in Florida, Mark your calendars for June 2nd! Why? for that is when I am graduating!!!! Yays! And if you are a loyal fan who attends PSC, then guess what? Yep, that's right, I will be going to PSC in the Fall!!! X3 So, to wrap this up (I am at the Public Library) I am graduating, moving out and still writing. Please check out any and all new stories/updates. I will try to uploead as many as possible while I am here at the Library. Love ShotgunRedneck!!

June 14 - Hey! I'm BACK!!! Gods I hate having no internet!! BUT! I have some announcements. 1st: FF deleted my Harry Potter reads story. So, I am going to repost it on my Facebook Pg & my Deviantart. Right now, I have just reposted everything on my Facebook. (just look for it please) And I hope that everyone gets to SIGN the Petition!!!!! So, for now, Shotgun out!