My favorite pairings:

House: House/Cuddy

CSI: Nick/Catherine, Sara/Nick, Catherine/Grissom

Bones: Booth/Brennan (duh!)

Resident Evil: Alice/Carlos

Sweeney Todd: Sweeney/Nellie

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Copy and paste this in your profile if you have anxiously awaited your letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, only to have your hopes dashed.

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

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Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

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If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, the weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

was invited to a party,
a few roads across town.
I thought Id meet my friends there,
but they were not around.
So I hopped into my beat-up car,
ready for adventure.
My mom came racing to my door,
I was ready for my lecture.
Instead she told me softly,
to be careful that warm night.
I promised her that I'd drive safe,
that everything would be alright.
I arrived at the location,
and accepted a small drink.
I didnt really want it,
but I didnt stop to think

--
Soon I was gulping cocktails,
feeling lighter with each sip.
And I felt so free, invincible,
as I swallowed the last drip.
The room was spinning freely,
as I danced across the floor.
And I wondered why I hadnt ever
drank that much before.
Then, despite my happiness and fun,
my head began to ache.
I found my car keys in my purse,
cause my brain was going to break.
I stumbled across the gardens,
unlocked my beat-up car.
Started up the engine,
headed across town once more.

But something tragic happened,
I didnt see the light.
I didnt see the people, either
crossing that warm night.
As I slid across the pavement,
I knew my time had come.
My head just kept on spinning,
all this for just some fun.
The next moments were quite hazy,
as I lay mangled in the car.
Pain shooting through my body,
never thought it'd go this far.
Heard sirens in the background,
rushing to my aid.
But as I closed my tired eyes,
I knew it was too late.

--
As I saw the world below me,
My heart just filled with dread.
I saw the people that I hit,
And knew that they were dead.
I cried so hard on that warm night,
as I floated through the sky.
Knowing that it was my fault,
and never said good-bye.
Now I'm floating up to heaven,
where I really dont belong.
Brought so much pain to others,
did something really wrong.
I killed six happy people,
four kids, a man and wife.
And Im lying in a coffin,
because I lost my precious life.

--
I see my mothers upset face,
her eyes so filled with tears.
This wasnt supposed to happen,
this is exactly what I feared.
I was just a normal teen,
who had too much to drink.
I had a boyfriend, did well in school,
but that night I didn't think.
So the next time youre invited
to a party with your friends,
Please remember this could be
the night when it could end.

--
I learned all this the hard way,
and made a terrible mistake.
So please dont do what I did,
and drink as much as you can take.
I had so much before me,
a great future straight ahead.
I wanted to be an actress,
but I cant because I'm dead.
It happened all so quickly,
didnt even get to fight.
Didnt know how fast my life could end,
Ill always remember that warm night.

if you'll never drive drunk copy this into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) i'm other things on this list, i choose not to give the information.

I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST hate men
I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST be crazy (I personally prefer to be called an equal opportunist)
I DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST not care what I look like
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST be vain and shallow
I EAT ORGANIC so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippe and I MUST think all meat-eaters should be shot
I'm an ATHEIST so I must be anti-Christian
I SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON so I MUST be a whiny bitch
I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be a self-centered retard
I have a MENTAL DISORDER so I MUST be a criminal
I am SKINNY so I MUST be annorexic
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HATIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST want to sleep with everyone I see
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape
I'm an ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be a homophobe
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST hate poor people
I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature
I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I am LIBERAL so I MUST think all conservatives should be shot
I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST hate Republicans
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be emo
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenience store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irrisponsible slut
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm PRETTY so I MUST NOT be a virgin
I HAVE STRIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life
I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho
I'm COLUMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay, too
I'm BRAZILLAN so I MUST have a big butt
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (What?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I don't think she is)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government (on some points), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I LONG BOARD so I MUST BE AWSUM...oh wait...

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
42. Shave.
43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
45. One word: Flatulence!
46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
47. Do Tai Chi exercises.
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
55. Leave a box between the doors.
56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
57. Start a sing-along.
58. Play the harmonica.
59. Lean against the button panel.
60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
61. Bring a chair along.
62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
63. Blow spit bubbles.
64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.
74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Here's a little story I found elsewhere on the internet to describe how depression feels. It is scary accurate:

So, one day you are walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly you trip and fall into this enormously deep pit sitting right in the middle of the path. No clue how it got there or how you failed to notice it until you had fallen in. You struggle and try to get out of the pit but the wall are too steep and crumbly and the ground under you is wet and muddy and you make no progress at all to get out.
So there you are. Sitting at the bottom of a dark pit, miserable, with no foreseeable way out. And then you hear a voice from above.
"Hey there stranger, you seem to have fallen into a pit, eh?"
"Help! Help I'm stuck and can't get out! Please help!"
"Listen, what you need to do now is buck up and see the good things in life. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, everything is just grand. Smile!"
And off they go, leaving you in the pit to contemplate how muddy the mud is and how little sunlight actually reaches you, and when you can faintly hear birds signing it is only a reminder of how far down and stuck you are. Then another voice.
"My good friend, how nice to see you down there!"
"Help! For the love of god I am stuck! Help!"
"Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go hang at the mall today. We could catch a movie or something."
"I'm stuck down here! I need help! Get a rope or something, please!"
"Dude, come on. Don't be so down all the time. If you don't want to come you could just tell me instead of making excuses. Way to not care about my feelings."
And off they go. Shit. Now you are in a hole and you hurt your friend's feelings and you kinda did want to go to the mall. And the mud is really cold. Your feet are starting to sink in and you start spending a lot of energy just to keep from sinking in so far they you can't move anymore. It is exhausting. But then a voice that you know so well.
"Hey love! How are you today? I bought your favorite food for supper tonight
"Oh thank god! Help please! I fell down here and can't get out and I am sinking into the mud and I'm so scared that I might sink too far in and never be able to get out!"
"You know, you don't have to get upset with me."
"I'm not! I just need help. I love you."
"Well you certainly have a funny way of showing, moping about down there in that hole. If you really loved me maybe you would climb out so we can go home."
"I've tried! Really I have. The walls are too steep. I can't do it. I need a ladder or something. Call the fire department!"
"Ugh. You aren't the only one with problems, you know. Just earlier today I stumble in a small dip in the sidewalk and stepped in a shallow puddle but you don't see me using it as an excuse to be all self centered. You know what, fine. I'll just go home and eat by myself. I hope you enjoy your little pity party down there."
And off they go.
You are desperate and alone even though you can hear and even occasionally see people walking past the opening of the hole. You call out over and over but nobody seems to care or notice. And those that do give you trite little nothings.
"You should have waited till you were older to fall into a hole. Why didn't you think before you fell in?"
"Kids these days, leaping into holes without any consideration for the rest of us. Grow up already."
"You know, if I was in a hole, I would have a grand time of it. No rules or concerns to hold me back. I would make mud pies all day long. You are in such a great position."
"Cheer up! If you smiled more and had some fun you would be out of that hole in no time!"
"Stop crying so much. You're making the rest of us feel bad."
At some point somebody hears you and actually listens as you cry for help. They run off and return later with a large crowd of strangers who stand around the rim of your hole shouting down more pointless little nothings and encouraging you. More than a few say things like "think about your family! Being stuck in a hole is so selfish when there are so many people who love you!"
And eventually they all clear out and you are still in the hole and the sun is setting and it genuinely feel likes there is no hope at all.
The end. No, this story doesn't have a happy ending. It doesn't have a cheerful humorous joke to sum up the moral. You sit in the hole until you get tired of trying. You stop calling for help. You let yourself sink into the mud up to your knees and waist and chest. Your friends stop coming by. Your partner leaves you because it is too much trouble putting up with you. Your family stops by to admonish you for being down there and embarrassing them so much. And someday you do the only thing that would end your existence in the hole and pile the mud up over your face and suffocate, because as scary and awful as death is, it seems to be a better option than living the rest of your life miserable and cold and in pain stuck at the bottom of a hole unable to enjoy anything or feel anything. And that is the end of my little story.

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