Honeyprose
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Joined 11-18-09, id: 2150027, Profile Updated: 06-22-10

Basic Facts:

Girl. 20-something. Human.
Can be found on Livejournal under the handle Unequivocally. Was known as Soliloquyrain for a while.
If you're curious, nosy, or just horribly, horribly smutty (as I am) all original fics, drabbles, and NC-17 fics can be found on my LJ.
I've pulled my fics from this site because, well, quite frankly, I hate it. FFdotNet has a nasty little habit of eating my formatting and to be quite candid, it's annoying. My fics looks like giant walls of text. So, I've pulled them off of this site because I'm something of a snob and I refuse to have my name associated with a fic with poor formatting. You can find them on my livejournal, which is by and far a much better site, and has goats.


Likes:

Chocolate, Pie, Ice Cream, Cake, Ice Cream Cake, Ice Cream AND Cake, pretty much anything involving Ice Cream and/or Cake, or anything sweet for that matter, but I like some foods that aren't sweet, too, including but not limited to steak, pizza, mushrooms, potatoes, onions, chicken, pierogis, even though I guess those kinda fall under potatoes, cheese, and other various edibles. I also like non-food items, such as books, tv, movies, Jack Sparrow, Jack Johnson, Jack's Mannequin, you're pretty much a shoo-in if you're named Jack, to be honest, pillows, writing, procrastination, The Soup, purses, bunnies, dinner with friends (this falls under non-food since friends are involved), sleeping in, I like people who aren't named Jack, too, just so you know, in case you were feeling left out, reading an entire book in a bookstore and watching the staff squirm, and driving with the windows open and radio on.

Dislikes:

Tomatoes, ignorance, know-it-alls, bossy people, fans who claim to be fans but then spend all their time wanking about how they're too good for the fandom, waking up early, people who don't like people who read entire books in the bookstore, even though I totally see your point and it's completely valid, I am but a starving nursing student and I'm not paying 40 dollars to read Cornelius McTribbly, The Little Shoe Shiner That Could, no matter how good it is, loud noises, bad drivers, people who stand in the middle of the aisle and block the entire path while picking out their groceries, the comment section on youtube, and if you really hate it so much when I read books in the bookstore why do you keep inviting me to go with you anyways, people who play the bass in their car way too loud, shopping at Wal-Mart not because it's cheap but because they have bad service and there can be 70 people waiting in line and they'll only open up 2 check-out lines, and people who play with their cell phone at the dinner table, yes even you.

P.S.

As of writing this, Cornelius McTribbly, The Little Shoe Shiner That Could, is, to the best of my knowledge, pure fiction. If there really is a book called Cornelius McTribbly, The Little Shoe Shiner That Could, and you are its author, I apologize, no copyright infringement was intended. And I do apologize for saying I would never buy your book. I'm sure it's a fabulous book. But, as stated above, I am quite poor, and I must budget my money wisely.

A safety buzz, some cheap red wine
Oh, the trouble we could get in,
so let's screw this one up right.

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Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Familial Moments by YunCyn reviews
-Stories want to end. They don't care what happens next. Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad.- On the other hand, I do and I speculate. And then I write. A collection of after AC snippets of mostly Cloud, Tifa, Marlene and Denzel. Completed: 19th Aug
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 107 - Words: 81,253 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Spiraled Escalation Out of Control by angel-dawes reviews
It started when Puck bought Rachel a slushie and didn't throw it at her. And it's really crazy how things can just escalate from one little decision.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,897 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
On Regret, Repentance, and Redemption by Mage the Observer reviews
People make mistakes. It's just part of being people. The important thing is to get back up and keep going afterwards. Part of The Village Square's Secret Santa project.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kai, Mary - Complete
Life as the Man on the Side by une fille reviews
He's not like that other boy, not at all. A companion piece to Honeyprose's Good Luck to You and the King. Puck POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Right Through The Very Heart Of It by une fille reviews
Rachel and Puck meet in New York City to finish the story they started in Lima, Ohio.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
It Goes Down Easy by une fille reviews
Forwards & backwards, then up & down. And the non-stop spinning. That's what it feels like. That's how they are together. Sequel to Easy Girl
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,332 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
Five Times Abed Predicted the Future by dress without sleeves reviews
That boy has the Shine. / Abed’s not sure how it works, but he’s read Harry Potter so he knows all about self-fulfilling prophecy.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Abed N. - Complete
Set Myself on Fire by dress without sleeves reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Easy Girl by une fille reviews
The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
to tempt bad luck by dress without sleeves reviews
Puck/Rachel. Angsty, just 'cause I wanna. // Puck doesn't say it back.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
sin tetas, no hay paraiso by dress without sleeves reviews
Puck and Rachel watch Telenovelas, try to kill each other with words, and then make out. Puck/Rachel, hints of Finn/Rachel. // He wonders when she became someone in his life that he actually cared about, and how the hell he can reverse the process.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Bittersweet Symphony by Phantom Thief Zel reviews
019. Through childhood and adolescence, marriage and war, two things remained constant. One was their love, and the other was the stars. Galen&Nina
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Galen, Nina - Complete
in love, and war by dress without sleeves reviews
To the victor go the spoils. The last years of the Order of the Phoenix, both times around. An end and a beginning and all that's in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Final Moments by Scribbler reviews
You can live for a few seconds after you’ve been run through by a sword. Not many people know that, and those who do aren't telling. Neither can they tell that sometimes, suspended between the living and dying worlds, you meet those you thought you lost.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Seven Shades of Pink by ariescelestial reviews
The dresses, the ribbon: every shade of pink in her closet is a dream she knows will never come true now.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Flowers We Are by Scribbler reviews
Once upon a time there was a flower girl who fell in love twice, and it was true both times. Aerith/Zack & Aerith/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Word to the Wise by sugarapplesweet reviews
What's a man to do when the rest of the world seems to be more than willing to just sleep the night away, especially one as wonderful as this? Sometimes all he needs is a bottle of wine and a bit of conversation. Maybe it's not much, but it could be.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kai, Mary - Complete
A Christmas Undercover by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Christmas in Mineral Town is pretty hectic for Popuri. Trees, snow, a wedding and even a certain secret she's trying hard to keep. FoMT. Oneshot. Secret Santa gift for essential apricot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Popuri, Gray - Complete
Love and Kisses, Aerith by Scribbler reviews
Aerith wrote him letters for a long time. By the third year she’d been told he was dead, but she kept on writing her letters because something inside her refused to believe it. Zack/Aerith. Nominated for 'Best Het Romance' in the 2008 Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Almost There by Rhianwen reviews
Summer is almost here, and the world is beautiful. KaiMuffy, AUish flufffest.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Kai, Muffy - Complete
Here Today by icor reviews
Because flowers and soft earth aren't going to break anybody's fall. An alternative view of what happens when Cloud falls through the rafters. [AerithZack]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete