Girl. 20-something. Human.
Chocolate, Pie, Ice Cream, Cake, Ice Cream Cake, Ice Cream AND Cake, pretty much anything involving Ice Cream and/or Cake, or anything sweet for that matter, but I like some foods that aren't sweet, too, including but not limited to steak, pizza, mushrooms, potatoes, onions, chicken, pierogis, even though I guess those kinda fall under potatoes, cheese, and other various edibles. I also like non-food items, such as books, tv, movies, Jack Sparrow, Jack Johnson, Jack's Mannequin, you're pretty much a shoo-in if you're named Jack, to be honest, pillows, writing, procrastination, The Soup, purses, bunnies, dinner with friends (this falls under non-food since friends are involved), sleeping in, I like people who aren't named Jack, too, just so you know, in case you were feeling left out, reading an entire book in a bookstore and watching the staff squirm, and driving with the windows open and radio on.
Tomatoes, ignorance, know-it-alls, bossy people, fans who claim to be fans but then spend all their time wanking about how they're too good for the fandom, waking up early, people who don't like people who read entire books in the bookstore, even though I totally see your point and it's completely valid, I am but a starving nursing student and I'm not paying 40 dollars to read Cornelius McTribbly, The Little Shoe Shiner That Could, no matter how good it is, loud noises, bad drivers, people who stand in the middle of the aisle and block the entire path while picking out their groceries, the comment section on youtube, and if you really hate it so much when I read books in the bookstore why do you keep inviting me to go with you anyways, people who play the bass in their car way too loud, shopping at Wal-Mart not because it's cheap but because they have bad service and there can be 70 people waiting in line and they'll only open up 2 check-out lines, and people who play with their cell phone at the dinner table, yes even you.
As of writing this, Cornelius McTribbly, The Little Shoe Shiner That Could, is, to the best of my knowledge, pure fiction. If there really is a book called Cornelius McTribbly, The Little Shoe Shiner That Could, and you are its author, I apologize, no copyright infringement was intended. And I do apologize for saying I would never buy your book. I'm sure it's a fabulous book. But, as stated above, I am quite poor, and I must budget my money wisely.
A safety buzz, some cheap red wine