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Joined 11-18-09, id: 2150040, Profile Updated: 08-15-11

Hi. My name is Matt and I'm English.

At first this account was made to comment and review on other-peoples stories. I've always believed constructive criticism to be slightly helpful.

The lack of stories made is a tribute to my scientific nature. Anything I is write either sounds like a list of instructions or is drearaly repetitive.


something amuseing I've found recently. The reason for beta readers:

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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The Marauders by 30CK reviews
Naruto finds more than just the Forbidden Scroll on his excursion into the Hokage's private library; he finds a scroll with the consciousnesses of former Konoha pranksters sealed within, ones prepared to help a fellow prankster in any way they can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,620 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Rebuild of Fear by Tail Kinker reviews
An updated version of this story. Many thanks to my many reviewers for the original Fear.
Crossover - Evangelion & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Viewpoint papers by weebee reviews
A series of out of order stories that all center around various pieces of documentation in a post-canon universe. Warning:Experimental fiction. Brain breaking awaits!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 367 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reflections of Ruin by P.H. Wise reviews
A little over sixteen years ago, Hotaru Tomoe died a stillborn child. What does this have to do with Ranma? Quite a lot, as it turns out. A Sailor Moon, Ranma, Cthulhu Mythos crossover fukufic. Completed.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,974 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete