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Hey! yeah obviously you can tell my name is Abby. yeah so hi everyone!

movies i luv: clueless, 10 things i hate about you, spaceballs, the simpsons movie, new moon (i so luv it...) twilight

tv shows i luv: vampire diaries (damon!!) the simpsons, glee, 10 things i hate about you, did i say GLEE?

books i luv: the mediator series, 1-800-where-r-you, the hunger games, airhead series, anything by meg cabot (i say this cuz i dont wanna list the ones i luv!) and the twilight series of course.


color: purple

animal: dog

and... yeah, thats basically me. and at the beginning on my chapters i will have a life rant. i will talk about stuff like i dunno stufff. now, some random stuff

wait! 1 more thing... I AM TEAM EMMET!! AND TEAM DAMON!! but he's from the vampire diaries and team... JESSIE ST JAMES!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are one of those people who sees two reviews and gets excited, post this.

If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, copy into you profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Gets really aggravating after a while...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (and other things like invisible rocks, thin air...)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.






If you've ever fallen asleep at 2 am while reading Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile

If when you hear thunder you think it's vampires playing baseball copy this onto your profile

IF you've even fallen UP stairs, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does OR has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who HASN'T, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't COOL to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the percent laughing your butt off.

If you HATE those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing FIT for absolutely NO reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you TALK BACK to the TV, copy this into your profile

IF the small dreary town of FORKS is on your 'must visit' list, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read Twilight fan-fics all day to soothe the acheing pain that MIDNIGHT SUN might not come out for a while, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you CRAZY then copy this onto your profile.

If you have a LONG profile like this, make it longer BY copying this onto your profile.

95 percent of teenage girls would be crying if that Jonas Brothers were about to throw themselves off the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, if you are one of the 5 percent WHO would be yelling 'JUMP ASSHOLES' copy this onto your profile. (Sorry Jonas Brother fans.)

If you REALIZE that PIE will take over the WORLD someday, copy this onto your profile.

If you REALIZED that EVERY sentence on this list had at least TWO or more words except one, copy this onto your profile.

IF you are laughing at yourself NOW, copy this onto your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You accidently put your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years

3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don’t have a myspace or screen name

4. You’ld rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V

6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends

9. You were to busy to notice the number 5

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did

FRIENDS: ask for food when they want it

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night

BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life

BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT’S HER!


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll

invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

have you ever had one of those days
your friends are mad
your homeworks not done
you have your period
and then you get sick
then some stupid boy comes up to you and say
'hey are you okay because you really don't look good'
and its like oh thanks for that

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

and i'm the kind of girl that lies awake at night
thinking about how romantic it would be for a guy to come up from behind me
and wrap his arms around my waist
but in reality would end up freaking out
and turning around and giving him a bloody nose
because i was afraid someone was trying to kidnap me

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your

dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking first?" Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because you're freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not re-post this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Re-post or you are going to die

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices, (I actually cried reading this, which is really hard for me)

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

My Guy side:

(if it has X after its true)

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans.X
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.X
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :( X
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You whatch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice

.You like going to high school football games.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

You own like a trillion baseball caps
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (actually my favorite color changes...) X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night



You wear lip gloss/stick.x
You love to shop.x
You wear eyeliner. (i would, but ((my age shall not be mentioned here)) im too young, in my opinion and im not aloud)
You wear the color pink. X
Go to your mom for advice.X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.X
You like wearing jewelry.X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.X
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.X
You don't like the movie Star WarsX
You were in gymnastics/dance X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can.X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. X

Used to play with dolls as little kid.X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X
Like being the star of every thing X

TOTAL: 20 (wow.)

You got to list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed

1. Emmet

2. Alice


4. Nessie

5. Seth

6. Emily

7. Angela

8. Claire

9. Rosalie

10. Mike

11. Edward...

12. Bella?

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

umm... emily/edward? no, and i dont think i ever will...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

nessie? 1, shes a girl, 2, hello, shes part vampire!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

i dont think bella could get claire pregnant...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

not really... most people dont like rosalie

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

not at all. no way, alice and emily?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

seth/rosalie, seth/mike? hahahahahahaha!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

angela would freak out because alice and bella r both married, then shed faint. that would be sick.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

jacob/mike- the fight to have bella

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

emmet and claire? shes 3, for gods sake!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

bella/angela- ways to get over the guy you thought was the one

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

um... claire, de-flowering emmet? im sorry i dont think thats possible. emmet surely lost his flower over 40 years ago.

12) Know of anyone who reads Three het?

whats het?

14) Would anyone of your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

alice/nessie/seth? dont think so

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

NO! THATS MINE! i dunno...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?

alice/edward? i dont think there is one.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

emmet/emily/bella- language. nothing else

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

mike to use on alice... hmmmm... yeah. not

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

edward- they've never met before, that i know of.

20) How emo is Seven?

angela? emo? dont make me laugh.

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title

emmet/edward? what? id rather not.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): Esther Page

Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favorite drink):Purple Grape

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name): Hirabi

Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name):Braedw

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets):black cookie (hahahahahahahaha!!)

Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Sarah

Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s mom, father’s mom): alison jessica (nice and pretty!)

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Abin

Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle):Abizzle

Detective Name (favorite color and favorite animal): purple puppy (oh man thats sad)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies!!!!!!!!

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time like ME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"


Random quotes from me and friends:

(Sees a big cross next to flag pole. Long story.) "I'm not a christian, man! That's not the way I roll." -Me

"One day I will say to my grandkids, 'When I was your age, Pluto was still a planet.'" -Julia

(After watching Glee a million times...)

"Hey, Abigail, did you know chipmunks are just gay squirrels?" -Miriam

"Why yes I did! Did you know lizards are just gay dinosaurs?" -Me

"Oh really? Well, hands are just gay feet!" -Jane

"Gasp! My hands are gay? I can't believe it! Really, hands!" -Me

"Calm down, Abigail. Think of it this way-- if Britany said it, it can't be true." -Clara

"Phew! For a second there, I thought my hands were going Kurt-style." -Me

Um, just to be clear, me and my friends are huge Glee fans, so each of us has a Glee name. That was a funny conversation...

"Hm... Do you guys think that I should go to the library tomorrow, look for Jessie, and sing and play the piano in the middle of it?" -Me

"You should...But your not Rachel, so your voice is not as beautiful." -Clara

"But if I was Rachel...Oooh!!!!! Oooh! Good idea time!" -Me

"What is it, Abigail?" -Jane

"From now on, we will all be people on Glee. I will be Rachel, since I am such a diva and I- ahem- sing the best. Jane, your Britany, cause you can do the dumb blonde act well. Julia, your a smart girl, how about Tina? Clara, I assign you Mercedes, cause you've got FUNK! Hehe. Miriam, you can be Quinn, your the most likely to get pregnant in high school." -Me

"Hey!" -Miriam

"Oh shut up, you know I'm secretly Alice Cullen. Oh, I'm having a vision! I see you...With a baby. Awww, how cute." -Me

"Shut the hell up, someone could hear you!" -Miriam

"Eh, eh, eh, gotta face the truth, babe." -Me

"Humph." -Miriam

"My name is Tally Youngblood Brown Chicken... Make me ugly." -Me

"So, Clara, when did you first realize you had a fetish for gummy worms?" -Julia, MD (But not really.)

"I broke a hamster last weekend..." -Me

"You MURDERED it?" -Jane

"No, I'm not that mean. I 'slapped it's ass,' as Sammi put it. Anyway, I was performing with my guinea pig orchestra-"

"I thought it was a hamster!" -Clara

"Guinea pig, hamster, they're both small rodents, what's the difference? Anyway, now anytime you touch the small rodent, it squeaks! And that's how I broke Sammi's hamster. Oooh, and then her sister small rodent peed on me. I hate you Dusty!" -Me

"If it purrs, slap it's ass." -Sammi

"Okay, let me practice my sincereness... So, Daniel, do you like -pshaw- Miriam? Mwhahahahahaha!" -Me, being completely random

"SHINEE!!!!!" -Grace

"Just lightly let her know you're not friends... Like this... GET OUT OF MY FACE! WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, WE NEVER WILL BE! CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT? But maybe a little less volume, more power. Hmm..." -Me

Links from A Perfect Mistake:

Bella's Engagement Ring:


When you click on this, it will screw up your window. Don't worry, just make it bigger again.

Delilah (child):

Triplets (babies):



Bella Workout Outfit:

Alice Workout Outfit:

Rose Workout Outfit:

Tanya Workout Outfit:

A Similar Mistake:





Kiwi: (This is the girl who's supposedly playing renesmee in the movie)

And that's all for now!

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The terrified runaway by mortal-paralight reviews
Ever wonder what happened if Jasper had actually bit Bella at her birthday party? And what would happen if Bella felt that she wasn't wanted anymore? What outcome would happen if she left and didn't come back? The story's better than the story, trust me:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,903 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Island X by Italian Lioness reviews
Susannah takes part in a reality t.v series where five students and five celebrities have to survive on an island for 3 weeks. What will happen when she meets pop sensation Jesse De Silva there? Will Paul get in the way? JS. Rated T for later scenes... NEW CHAPTER COMING SOON
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009
Hey Monday by quinn18 reviews
Bella and Edward were engaged to be married in 1918 the night before the wedding Bella got changed and a few months later Edward did to they have been apart for more than 90 years, what happens when they meet again at a club where Bella plays. All vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seeking Stardom by Moondancing Millie reviews
AU. The world of showbiz is tough, and Suze Simon has just signed a deal with the devil to get her piece. But fame comes at a price and now the new guy at school Jesse De Silva has to help her pay.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,667 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Susannah S.
A Mother's Instinct by The Blessing And The Curse reviews
**BEING REVISED** Bella was 16 when Edward got her pregnant. To avoid questioning and start a new life Bella moves away with her twins. Six years later she moves to Chicago, where she meets Edward, her new manager - who has a family of his own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Devoted by AlyssaLutz reviews
Isabella Swan moved to Chicago to start a new life with her soon-to-be-born child. A car accident lands her in a coma and Dr. Edward Masen the doctor of her child. If she only knew how much her life would change when she woke up... R&R ! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Shadows of Forever by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A day before her wedding Bella disappears and later evidences that she's dead are found. Eighty years later the Cullens decide to go back to Forks and surprise some vampires between who is someone they know. What really happened to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,162 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hush by Outlinedinblack reviews
Bella is raped and abused by every male she knows. One day pregnant she runs away to Rosalie in Forks. She doesnt speak one word of her past to anyone but Rosalie Hale. Can Edward cullen get her to speak up about her past. Rated T AND M for Rape scene
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17605 - Favs: 10,172 - Follows: 5,481 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I: Monsters by Noc007 reviews
Who would have thought being related to Bella, I'd be unwillingly a part of a world I never knew existed. A world where I'm both a potential food source and valuable to one particular breed of monsters. So, whoever said I had to go along with it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010
Home For Christmas by bemyhoneybee reviews
Bella fears admitting to her parents that she is still single. On her return home for Christmas, she stumbles into a man. Literally toppling over him and kissing him senseless in front of her parents. Oh, Bella is definitely home for Christmas. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Haunted by the Past by Mizz.H.Cullen reviews
Bella is a 21 year old transfer student to a college in Seattle. Five years ago she slept with Edward in a bar, and hasn't seen him since. What happens when the school's biggest player, turns out to be the same guy that Bella was trying so hard to forget? -DISCONTINUED-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4347 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fading Sun by school-is-my-purgatory reviews
Bella's a Cullen and Edward's a human. Charlotte, Peter, the Volturi, mind control, and love. sometimes, slightly OOC. I know a lot of people have done this, but mine's different. Not at all like Twilight. So much to say, too little boxes!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,220 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning Edward by They Call Me Dreamer reviews
You know how Edward said if they were back in his time he would have courted her aroung town? Well its 1916 and Edward and Bella are back in 20th century Chicago. Edward is human. Bella learns the life of Edward when he was human and living in Chicago.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Walking In My Fathers Paws by They Call Me Dreamer reviews
Jacob and Renesmee are now on their own. With 3 kids. 2 of which grow up to be wolves. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Adoption! by twilight4evr84 reviews
Bella Swan was dropped of at a Forks Adoption Center when she was six. The cullens come in one day looking for a child. Everyone gains a Daughter or Sister. As Bella grows will Edward gain more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 68,957 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Surrogate by Twi-girl09 reviews
Bella has decided to be a surrogate for her best friend, Rosalie, and the secret love of her life, Edward, who cannot have children. Bad sum better story. Occ AH AU. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 70,633 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella - Complete
Life's a Climb by Alohahh reviews
Edward left Bella broken, alone and pregnant. At 18 she becomes a mom, a vampire and Volturi Princess. The cullens go to Volterra only to come face to face with the broken soul they left all those years ago, but is she as broken as they think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Consequences by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A week before Bella's bithday party in New Moon Edward decided to throw his boundaries off the window and did something they didn't expect to have consequences. Now, five years later, Bella finds the Cullens again but she's not alone. Bella is a vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,705 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swimming In The Deep End by DoubleAgentA reviews
Bella Swan is a swimmer and a very good one. Her mum is so protective of her so when she starts dating edward there is hell to pay. and what if she was to get pregnant-would she,could she sacrifice her own career to raise a baby.FIND OUT...ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,377 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angel in My Heart by They Call Me Dreamer reviews
Bella escaped from a haunting past. She travels to Forks to start everything new. What happens when a popular Edward Cullen meets Bella's eye? Can Edward overcome the problems that he is willing to face? Or will it end to be a disaster? Summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Heartache by Annabelle Styles reviews
Bella and Edward now have their own place and Jobs. But Bella falls pregnant again and is horrified to find Lauren working with Edward. Will it be a happy ending or will Lauren split them up once more? MAY RE-WRITE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Different by Katoo reviews
What if, Bella was different, powerful , unnatural, gifted? But didn't know until after her 18th bday and Edward was already gone? ExB Vamps and more bella has been adapted slightly to fit the story more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,167 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abnormal by LilyPSuzeSMiaM reviews
This is a crossover between 1-800-Where-R-U, The Mediator, and The Princess Diaries. The characters meet in college and things happen. Judith Greshner is back, Jess and Rob get involved with Paul Slater, and Suze and Jesse are in the middle of everything
Crossover - Mediator & 1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Susannah S., Jess M.
Suddenly by AliceSwift reviews
Edward and Bella were best friends as kids. When Bella's parents divorce she has to move to AZ. Bella is 18 and moves in with Alice. Bella hopes to become a singer. Will an open casting call change that, will she reunite with Edward? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,725 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Can See You by Lady Honor reviews
Edward and Bella Cullen are happily married with a three year old daughter, Renesmee. Their whole lives are shattered when Edward gets a call from someone from his past. Bella and Nessie go into hiding, while Edward tracks the mysterious caller. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,525 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This is my story! by Twi-girl09 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends but what happens when bella finds out she is pregnant and dosn't tell anyone? This is a story about the struggle bella goes through to keep her baby a secret. Including the birth! Rubbish summery. Plz R&R AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,057 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella - Complete
Ghosts of My Past by teamedwardandbella reviews
All human. Bella left Edward suddenly and without any reasons behind her decisions. When they meet again three years later will he be so quick to forgive her when she has a suspicious surprise?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,890 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love's Complicated by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Bella and Edward are dating but Edward suddenly disappears after an accident his body’s never found and then a new boy named Edward Cullen suddenly appears. Will Bella figure it out? Set in present time. Cullens are vampires. Edward human at first.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgotten by jensen122 reviews
I Don't Remember You.. But You Remember Me?" When Bella jumps the cliff in New Moon, She hits her head and forgets everything that ever had to do with the Cullen's. Or does she? Cullen's come back to a very different Bella Swan. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baby Bella by ChloeMellark reviews
Bella suddenly appears at Forks high with a flash car and expensive clothes. Edward has always loved her, even when she was five years old. But she's changed so much she doesnt know him. Or Alice or Emmett. R&R. Nominated For AH Twilight Fanfic awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Doesn't Exist? by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Emily moves to Forks - Of course she'll choose the famous town from her favourite book... But what happens when she see's The Cullen's? And no-one remembers Twilight but her? Is she going mad? And what happens when she starts falling for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward - Complete
Reunited by jensen122 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. But when Edward dies suddenly, Bella is left alone. She was changed just days after Edward died, or did he really? 90 years later, they meet again. Can they make it work? What trouble waits? COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful nightmare by allsmilz reviews
Bella has always had the biggest crush on Edward, what happens when she becomes his one night stand? More to it then that but youll have to read to find out! D R&R pleeeaassee rated t just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Remember Me! by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Edward mourns the love of his life everyday. But what happens when 92 years after they parted, he see's Bella and she's a vampire too? But she's happy? He leaves her alone, until he finds out she can't remember her human life. He'll make her remember him!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,824 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bella Guru by xxMagsxx reviews
What would happen if a girl from our universe got transported into the twilight universe before twilight actually happened? How would having a personal Bella guru affect the story when Edward does finally meet Bella? Reviews are like hugs and stardust!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,646 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Miss Always Invisible by Jazz425 reviews
What do you do when your all alone in the world?What would you do if you had no friends?Will that all change when Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen?What happens when you fall in love with your best friend?What if you had a 1 night stand with him?Human-BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,997 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Promise by Lil Vamp Girl reviews
Bella met Edward when she was 6. However, when Edward leaves, she meets with an accident and forgets about him. The two meet again 11 years after their separation. Will Bella remember Edward and the promise they made so many years ago?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,604 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crossing The World for a Lie by Mrs.DamonS reviews
SEQUEL TO FOREIGN LOVE! Edward’s gone back to Britain and Bella is left heartbroken and hating Mason. She tries desperately to go to Britain and get Edward back. What happens when she finds out a secret about Edward that he didn't want her to know? AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,973 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Back again yet not the same by Adri1577 reviews
Edward left Bella a century ago and now it's another new school year for the Cullen family, all eight of them. They go back to Forks to be engulfed in questions. On Hiatus. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward
Love, or Lust? by once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14 reviews
What would happen if Bella went home to Forks to live with her Dad, Charlie, and older brother, Jasper? All noraml pairings. Full sum inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bring Me to Life by missblueeyez reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon and never comes back. Bella is changed in to a vampire and is now a famous singer. What happens when the Cullens win tickets to her concert? PLEASE READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Foreign Love by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Edward is a foreign exchange student from Britian living with the swans. Bella hates him instantly... will she start to like him? maybe even love? AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the new girls in forks by GuitarGirlxoxo reviews
take the mediators Suze and Twilight's Bella. and place them both in Forks. with Vampires, werewolves and now.. GHOSTS!
Crossover - Mediator & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,423 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Susannah S., Bella
Love at first sight by Rockaholick reviews
Suze goes to Summer camp w/ Gina and meets two vbery cute guys; Jesse and paul, Jesse is very mysterious and Paul is addicted to her, all she know's is there's going to be alot of love. Can she choose the right guy?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Solstice by PLEASE delete my ACOUNT reviews
Its Renesmee's 5 birthday but she looks 13, Bella has a choice of inviting Charlie to the birthday. But he'll figure she's different, should Bella tell Charlie the truth and endanger his life by the Volturi or should she keep him away from Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella the Bunny by iseedrunkpeople reviews
Bella Swan is an ex-playboy bunny, living in Hollywood. She left the Playboy mansion just a few months ago and wants to shed her "bunny" image. She has no such luck meeting any guys that see the true her, until she meets her best friends cousin from NY...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,023 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Never What We Planned by XoXmeggzieXoX reviews
Bella and Edward have been together since 8th grade, when they finally have sex just before Graduation Bella falls pregnant. But will she tell Edward about the baby or just get rid of it. Longer & better summary inside Warning: LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,110 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
everywhere by emeraldviolet reviews
OneShot — Ash decides a year is to long to wait, and goes back to Briar Creek. — AshMary.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
Next Generation by Alanna99 reviews
So Suze and Jesse rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after and 25 years later this is their life, only this time it's the new kids on the blocks turn. How do their kids mediate? Along with some old and some new charecters it's the Next Gener
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 1/22/2006
Bulletproof by Outlinedinblack reviews
Bella is bullied by Edward Cullen. One day, where there is an accident Bella goes to la Push. Here she finds a huge cliff and decided she doesn’t want to live. She jumps, but does she survive, and who shouted ‘DON’T JUMP!’ even though it was too late R R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change In Style by teamjacob91 reviews
13-year-old Amber wishes that she could have her own Twilight life because she thinks her family is horrible. What happens when/if she gets her wish? sorry for the sucky summary, but I hope you read and enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella
Forbidden by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella & Edward meet one night at an event.Their parents are rivals & hate eachother,demanding them to stay away from eachother.They secretly meet,soon falling in love.They are thrown into a series of events as they fight for the love they have.ExB, Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 180,940 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You are not my family by kiki-twilighter-ever reviews
Set in NM, after Edward left, Bella found out she was pregnant. With 4 children! Now, 63 years later and in Forks, the Cullens meet them. But when one of them meets a werewolf will everything fall apart? 2nd fanfic. Is better than sounds. Give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
The New Girl In Town by danae-rawr reviews
The new girl in town get imprinted on by a werewolf. sethxoc sorry that i havent updated! ill get right on it. when i have less h/w. promise
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Seth
La La Land by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
AU. Fresh out of college, Suze and her best friend Gina move to LA to start living their life. Once she gets there, however, Suze has a very important decision to make: sophisticated and suave lawyer Paul, or super sexy rocker boy Jesse.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Susannah S.
Home and Heart by Lonely Little Angel reviews
Bella, a homeless orphan, starts at Forks High School as a teacher's assistant to earn money, and as a student because her biggest dream is to graduate. What happens when she meets Edward?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parallel Universe by EvololightCarlesly reviews
AH-Bella believes she is a new born vampire in a happy life with Edward. What if one day she woke up to discover it was all a dream? And how will she cope when a certain green eyed boy shows up at her high school? Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elizabeth Masen by kkkkatie.xo reviews
As Bella wanders the woods, she is attacked by a vampire named Elizabeth Masen, a non-vegetarian on her way to visit a clan of vampires she has heard includes Dr. Carlisle Cullen and Edward Cullen. What will happen to Bella? How is Elizabeth 'alive'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
After All this time by Jacky-Cullen reviews
Edward has had a crush on Bella since they were 11, but Bella leaves before he can tell her. After a series of unfortunate events they meet again in college. Can Edward make Bella see that they were meant to be together? Sometimes true love is blind.AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Second Chances by lovelovelove22 reviews
The sequel to 'What I'd Do For You'. Bella and Edward get a second chance to start their family, and try and keep their relationship the way it's always been. Rated M for sexual content later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 68,092 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Heartache and Yours by Annabelle Styles reviews
Bella is pregnant, but when she goes to tell Edward, she finds him with Lauren Mallory. What will she do? What will happen when the baby is born? All Human! MAY RE-WRITE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Book 6: Finally by GuessWho-01 reviews
This is about what happens in Jess and Robs life after Missing You. This fills in the gaps about the wedding and everything after that, that goes on in the new couples life. rated T for now but may change, this is my first FF so please be nice.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jess M., Rob W.
It's my party and i'll get pregnant if I want to by PhoenixAtBreakingDawn reviews
On the eve of her sixteenth birthday 15 year old Bella Cullen is thrown a party by her brother Emmett. After drinks and dancing with her brothers best friend mistakes are made, and questions have to be answered, what will happen in the lives of BxE?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,447 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daisy Chains by amgglekim reviews
A one shot showing the far reaching affects of drunk driving. Jasper's POV. Dedicated to the memory of Fan-Fiction author Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Finding True Love by ChelbellCullen reviews
Bella Swan is a twenty year old college girl. When she goes home for summer break to the Cullens, were she fell in love with Edward Cullen a long time ago. But Edwards back...things can only get better, right? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 86,378 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Building a Family by muggleinlove reviews
Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,624 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Run To The Hills by once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14 reviews
What will happen when a new family of vampires move to Forks? Forever fifteen, they meet their new oppenetts, or so they thought. Red eyes doesn't always equal black soul. AxJ, RxE, CxE, KxD?, Ex?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
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A Similar Mistake reviews
Sequel to A Perfect Mistake. Delilah's starting high school...Yikes! Her feeling for Jacob are starting to grow into something stronger...Will he return those feelings? What happens when she makes a mistake similar to the one her mom made 15 years ago?AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Jacob
Saturday Night Sleepovers reviews
AH, R&R! 17-year-old Bella Swan has a dirty little secret. Nobody knows except her and one other person. What is this secret? I'll give you a clue: It's called a Saturday Night Sleepover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Pefect Mistake reviews
Bella was the loner, Edward the popular boy. What happens when, at the end of senior year, they have a one-night stand? What impact does it have on their lives? Read and review! AH! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,811 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete